Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch 64
kkleiner writes "Bojan Nemec from the Jozef Stefan Institute in Slovenia recently presented his skiing robot at the IEEE/RSJ International Conference on Intelligent Robots and Systems (IROS). The robot won't be winning skiing records anytime soon and its usefulness as a ski instructor or in any other capacity seems quite a ways off. Nonetheless, the videos of this robot taking a ride down the ski slopes are well worth watching. In case you are wondering, this is a completely different robot than the one Slashdot covered earlier."
I'll take 2! (Score:1)
Robotic Rescue (Score:1)
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There's a good chance that the myth of (robotic) St. Bernards may even come true, given that we all know robots run on alcohol.
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To me, it sounds like a toy for the Terminator. Check out the following video [youtube.com] - I was waiting for him to tell me the robot had a "neural net processor, a learning computer". [wavsource.com]
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Needs more "Panka, Panka"
Wallace and Gromit (Score:4, Funny)
Can it ski on cheese?
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Pixilation (not to be confused with pixelation) is apparently popular in the scientific community.
Get Off My Mountain Lawn (Score:5, Funny)
This is nothing new. I've strapped many an unsuspecting robot to a pair of skis and shoved it down a hill. They get down just fine without any of your fancy whirring gizmo's.
Turns out it works for other things too. Campers, bears, trick-or-treaters and the Law.
Re:Get Off My Mountain Lawn (Score:4, Interesting)
Just be sure to give them Charles De Mar's instuctions:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn".
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They should have been thinking of Tobagganing or Sledding instead of "Ski-ing".
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Money (Score:2)
CPU (Score:2)
And both make you realize how much processing power the brain actually has. There are people that do this at the Olympics that do it better and faster.
All taken in with two little tiny organic cameras and processed in something that only weighs a few pounds.
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Don't forget that our computer runs on less than 100 watts (2000 Calorie diet is less than 100 watts and we're running two cameras, mics, other sensory organs, and a bunch of gyros).
future plans (Score:3, Funny)
Cue the montage (Score:2, Funny)
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Soon it will race the captain of the ski team to save the mountain from the giant corporation and get the fembot.
And we shall name it "Lane Meyer"
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
Original story at IEEE (Score:5, Informative)
2nd Comment on TFA (Score:4, Funny)
how do you get funding? Is your daddy influential? I want some (for something more useful, and along the same lines as your skiier) CONTACT ME, I dare you. gpscOSPAMruise@gmail.com
That guy is seriously going to regret that now that this page is on slashdot, lol.
Re:2nd Comment on TFA (Score:4, Funny)
how do you get funding? Is your daddy influential? I want some (for something more useful, and along the same lines as your skiier) CONTACT ME, I dare you. gpscOSPAMruise@gmail.com
My father would never fund anybody who does not have his/her own email server
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But but, maybe 'gmail.com' _is_ his email server, and he just lets lots and lots of other people use it!
Pull this guy's funding! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pull this guy's funding! (Score:4, Funny)
What are you talking about? The sex part of the sexbot is easy, they've even combined it with a flashlight (was going to put a link, but I'm at work, and besides, ew.)
It's the -talking- to the sexbot after the sex that needs work. What are you going to talk about while you're smoking? The battery charge left? Polynomials? Sure they could program the sexbot to tell you you were the best he/she's ever had, but you'd want more variety after a little while: they need a hobby. One hobby? Skiing. If you're a skiier you probably like to talk about skiing after sex, and it will be really obvious he/she is lying if the sexbot can't actually ski. Plus maybe you like to have sex on the lift. If the sexbot can't go down the hill, it's not going to be able to go down on you on the way up.
Disclaimer: the above really wrote itself. It might sound like I spend a lot of time thinking about this stuff, but I don't. I don't know if that's to or against my credit that I'm not actually trying to advance the sex toy industry, but it's not the case, I was just making a joke and then it started sounding a little too believable...
Righhhtttt (Score:2)
And yet, you are surprisingly fluent in the small details involved in both design and execution. Fair to say where there's smoke....there's chaffing of the loins - just don't get too excited over the in 's & out's, ok?
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It's the -talking- to the sexbot after the sex that needs work.
You have clearly missed the point of having a sexbot.
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Mod Parent Up!!! (Score:1)
On a more serious note, if you have sex with a sexbot... does that make you not a virgin?
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On a more serious note, if you have sex with a sexbot... does that make you not a virgin?
Considering the circumstances, I'd say yes, you still would be. (sorry).
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And if you design it after my wife, it doesn't even have to move!
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This sort of nonsense is taking time and effort away from truly valuable sexbot research. This is a totally irresponsible use of scarce money and talent.
Aw, come on! Haven't you ever heard of snow bunnies?
http://blog.peta2.com/va_colleen_snow_bunnies.bmp [peta2.com]
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This sort of nonsense is taking time and effort away from truly valuable sexbot research.
Have you seen how attractive snow bunnies are?
Very attractive, kind sir, very attractive indeed.
I support this research whole-heartedly.
Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch (Score:1)
Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch
Sounds like a Jessica Beal movie about skiing.
In other news (Score:1)
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This could be useful.. (Score:1)
OK OK before you mod me down hear me out.
This can be used to provide some really good coverage of ski sports if you mount a camera on it. Imagine the kind of angles this can follow if this was one of the 'fellow skiers'.
I think ESPN or winter Olympics coverage folks can definitely make good use of this technology in situations where human beings cannot be present with a reasonably decent photography equipment.
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"Bodie Miller wiped out at last gate of the downhill finals by runaway camera..." :-)
Seriously though, you do get a creative thinking award. It looks smooth enough to carry a camera.
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It may be smooth enough going 2-3km/h, but will it be smooth/stable enough to hit 50-60km/h* down some steep slopes? I highly doubt it, most humans aren't stable enough when moving that fast because of reaction delay's and such - unless robotics and gyroscopes make huge leaps forward very quickly I can't see this happening.
*Downhill Speeds [britannica.com]
Curse you, Slovenia! (Score:2)
In the coming Robot Apocalypse (tm) I was planning to flee to a snowier clime, knowing full well that my bipedal and wheeled adversaries would not be able to easily pursue me. Indeed, I had visions of blasting the mechanical horrors with my trusty shotgun as they slipped, tumbled and performed various pratfalls, or otherwise became bogged down in the glorious white stuff. I counted on them becoming flustered and immobile, rather like a Dalek faced with a steep flight of stairs. But no! You had to go and
import balls (Score:1)
To me, it looks like the robot is focused on keeping the acceleration due to gravity between the skis. I know it must be considering the centripetal force, Yet it does not seem capable of 'hanging it out there', in a turn steep enough to support an acc due to gravity that doesn't point between the skis. I think this is part of what's holding it back, and if so it would mean a snowboarding robot wouldn't work as well with the same tech.
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What university? (Score:1)
Shiro Shimzo (University of Fuk UI) -spacing mine- where another skiing robot is being developed.
Isn't that university in Redmond?
Ski is so old school... (Score:2)
Now build a robot that can snowboard...
Fun to watch only if it... (Score:1)
...wipes out in a spectacular way. It's like watching humans wipe out, but without the pain of guilt and empathy.
Missed last gate? (Score:1)
Obligatory (Score:1)
been there, done that... (Score:1)
Crappy form (Score:3, Funny)
Skis closer together, lead ski forward into the turn, and for gods sake Robot keep your shoulders facing the fall line!
I won't even comment on your pole technique... oh wait, you have no arms.
How many times... (Score:2)
How many times has James Bond escaped on skis? I count at least three times. Skiing robot + sentry gun = no more bond, if you have them knocked out in the hundreds by toy companies anyway.
All things are possible (Score:2)
But can it ski through a revolving door?