Yamaha Unveils Golf Cart Powered By Cow Dung 78
Jessica Mischner writes "You've seen cars powered by the sun, wind and biofuels — but a vehicle propelled by dung? Yamaha just unveiled the first one at a golf course in Japan. The experimental golf cart doesn't run on cow dung directly — the poo is processed into biofuel which is then converted into methane — but it represents a huge leap forward for green innovations."
Pointless (Score:5, Funny)
How often do you see cow dung on a golf course? If they really wanted to make a useful "green" golf cart, they would power it with the most abundant resources present on golf courses: beer farts and impotent rage.
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Duh! That's because it's eaten by the gold carts!
(If gas keeps going up again, expect a barn raising on the 9th hole soon.)
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Or for that matter- one of my "thought inventions" that I really should patent- a porta-potty fuel cell with blades for methane and ammonia and a miniature self-contained composting system. It occurs to me golf carts and boats would be obvious uses.
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Instead, look up the "bason", a type of composting toilet which could easily be converted to capture methane. What you want has existed for hundreds of years and does not require any power, only patience.
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not only this, they probably also spent a tremendous amount of money for the "research", money gathered from bribing some sheik and agreeing to give some billion dollars from the tax payers more for some billion (metric) tons of oil for... actually themselves, because you have to be an "impotent beer fart" to drive a 5 (metric) tone car just for yourself... and that because you weigh 300 (american) pounds for your (american) 5 feet. But, hey, at least you try, golf is known to be an intensive sport, proven by another research to burn your calories. Ah, at least you get to show that you're an asshole to other assholes. And the answer to the obvious question is: "no, I really don't envy them"
If they ever found a way to power cars with incoherent rants, you'd be rich!
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they really should make it run on goose shit as well. those pesky Canadian geese make quite a mess.
Gotta love those huge Japanese conglomerates (Score:2)
P**p will soon be powering your hi-fi stereo system and your premier acoustic guitars.
WTF? (Score:3, Informative)
Since when has "poop" been a swear word that needs to be censored?
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Oh my shit! You fuckin' said "p**p"! I'm tattling!
That reminds me of one of my favorite oldies -- the redneck who told his wife, "Let's put the kids to B-E-D so we can fuck."
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Strange (Score:2)
Usually the shitbags are on the seats.
Sheldon
Sorry dudes... (Score:5, Insightful)
By that elastic standard, any rechargable battery-powered vehicle is actually a "coal/oil/nuclear fission/nuclear fusion(seamless upgrade in-the-field at some future date)/wind/hydro/solar flex fuel vehicle". Nonsense, twaddle, and utter rot.
You're right (Score:5, Funny)
I call bullshit.
New meaning (Score:2)
to the term "chip shot"
Re:Sorry dudes... (Score:5, Insightful)
No Kidding.
I'm going to power my bike tomorrow with fish sticks, a renewable resource conveniently located in my freezer. The natural cycle of womanhood seems to automatically withdraw funds from our checking account and deposit fresh fish sticks in the freezer on a weekly schedule. Like the tides, or the changing of seasons, the reasons for this cycle are not readily explainable to us mere men, we can only gaze upon the glory of Mother nature and wonder at her boundless bounty.
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What? A weekly trip to the supermarket for fishsticks isn't a part of a woman's biological cycle? Gasp! Oh, the painful shock being told something I was pretending not to know!
How shall I live... What shall I do..
What happens if she stops buying them? Will other frozen sticks of food even work? Chicken sticks? Beef Sticks? What if the fish she buys next, isn't stick shaped? Would a fish Isosceles triangle work?
And also, what about the daily foot massages? Are those really necessary to keep the blood returni
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Lucky for you man created Amazon.com for replacing woman in this natural cycle of life. You can subscribe to Fish sticks like their other grocery products and it will automatically charge you and ship fish sticks to your door on a regular basis!
But then they won't be in the freezer, or cooked in the oven. I'd have to eat them quickly, hunched-over on my front porch before they attracted raccoons. I think Amazon.com has a way to go before replacing the Amazons.
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About a year ago there was a Mythbusters special. In that episode they ran a lawnmower (apparently with an unmodified engine) on methane produced from cow dung. The farm they got this from apparently uses gas from the waste as a source of fuel. There are also sewerage treatment plants which use gas p
Cow and chicken manure (Score:1)
There was something on PBS last night that talked about how agricultural waste, especially cow and chicken crap, is a huge huge water pollution problem in many places in the US. I hope this fuel conversion process is something that can really happen large scale. The other cool info they talked about is that a lot of water pollutants in the Chesapeake Bay area are causing male fish to grow female eggs and other scary things that could cause problems in people, too since people drink this water and the filter
Just like GM & Ford (Score:5, Insightful)
GM, Ford and Chrysler are already selling vehicles powered by organic waste. Granted, the material has been highly compressed and heated through geologic forces over millions of years until it becomes a black goo which is then refined into a flammable liquid.... but you can still call it organic waste, correct?
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It's more or less all radioactive waste in the end, hydrogen may be an exception.
Solar power renewable energy my ass.
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Hell, that's nothing.
GM, Ford and Chrysler are already selling vehicles powered by organic waste.
Oh. Oil. For a moment I thought you meant the marketing bullshit they ran on.
Fueling from the top... (Score:2)
Hell, that's nothing. GM, Ford and Chrysler are already selling vehicles powered by organic waste. Granted, the material has been highly compressed and heated through geologic forces over millions of years until it becomes a black goo which is then refined into a flammable liquid.... but you can still call it organic waste, correct?
Boy, there for a minute, when you were talking about highly compressed organic waste, I thought you might have been referring to those tall piles of shit they call Executives.
Then, I realized you were serious.
My observation still stands as a viable source of highly refined bullshit, in case GM were to look towards another vehicle line...
re: dung car (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but I bet it gets really shitty gas mileage.
It is still a carbon based fuel (Score:3, Interesting)
What happened with wind/solar/hidrogen based technologies? shouldn't we be researching on them?
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You're right and wrong. The problem with burning oil is that you are releasing sequestered CO2 from within the earth. Burning methane from cow waste releases CO2 that was sequestered from the atmosphere by the plant then the cow then released by burning. So it's a 0 sum transfer.
CO2 in oil was in the atmosphere a very long time ago while the CO2 from dung was in the atmosphere days ago.
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Yes, it does generate CO2 but that isn't a problem if the methane is generated from some form of organic waste. In such a case the carbon in the methane was recently (in geological terms) in the air, most likely as CO2, before being pulled out by plants. Burning the methane simply returns it back to the air (admittedly, it would be better if we didn't have to do that but at least it won't increase the amount of atmospheric CO2).
Like using alcohol using methane produced from organic waste is carbon neutral
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Except the plants and later animals have picked up the same amount of carbon from the environment so it's +/- 0.
The same is true for the fossile fuels as well except it was rather long time ago it was stored.
But then as someone else mentioned in another thread on Slashdot, rather a warmer planet when a freezing ice-ball in space.
Imagine earth at less than 0 degrees celsius all the time.
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Wind, solar, and hydrogen all have their issues: wind and solar are unreliable over time, because they both ultimately depend on the weather conditions, and hydrogen isn'
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...It's also 75 times more potent than CO2 as a greenhouse gas, and as it decomposes to CO2 anyway
Not quite sure why but I feel compelled to point out that not only does it convert to CO2 but it does so pretty darn quickly (as I understand it). Methane really wants to combine with oxygen, which is of course why it burns so nicely.
Maybe I feel compelled because I've seen other people throw out the fact that it is so much more potent in an attempt to discredit the idea that CO2 is a major factor in climate change (which you are obviously not trying to do).
Methane (Score:1)
Tiger Woods? (Score:3, Funny)
Smart feller ? (Score:1, Funny)
The guy who invented it was definitely a fart Smeller and so will be those around the cart
Coming Soon...? (Score:2)
Now let's see if they can design a golfer that isn't.
This is so Thunderdome! (Score:1)
Who runs bartertown? (Score:1)
So uh...an interesting fact... (Score:1)
Methane is about *20 times* more effective at trapping heat than CO2. Both are "Green house" gases.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methane#Methane_as_a_greenhouse_gas [wikipedia.org]
Let the flames begin! ( pun intended :P )
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Right, and when you burn it it turns into carbon dioxide and water.
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which is still better than leaving it unburned and greenhouse potent.
just combine bullshit sports: (Score:2)
If you put a wind sail on a golf cart, then arrogant rich people can combine their favorite two past-times: golf and sailing. It's okay to stereotype rich people, right?
slogan (Score:2)
Cowadunga duude!
All I'm picturing in my head (Score:1)
Cattle Herding (Score:1)
hhahahaahha!!!!!!! (Score:1)
This would be perfect for Mongolia, NZ and AU (Score:1)
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Old news (Score:1)
On our farm, we used to run a little still-like contraption that captured methane from manure that we used to run a water pump. My brother and I took that pump and made a go-cart with it (for a few days until my grandfather found out). Is the news here that a company has done this instead of a farm boy?
I'll bet it runs like shit! (Score:1)
Better alternative... (Score:2)