$10 Laptop Downgraded By Reality; Now Fancy Storage Device 143
Ian Lamont writes "The news last week that the Indian government was working on a $10 laptop was too good to be true. It turns out that the project is actually a wireless-enabled storage device, not a laptop." Update: 02/04 21:36 GMT by T : Always-illuminating Liliputing has a short article with a picture of the device.
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I can use it in my lap, right?
Yes, but not on top.
Re:But (Score:5, Funny)
So...Slashdot is your holy text? God is a moderator? Getting "modded down" is like being sent to hell?
That's a pretty fucked up escatalogy, man. So...CmdrTaco is the Father, Timothy is Jesus, and Rob Malda is the Holy Spirit?
I am so going to hell (Score:5, Funny)
And by wireless-enabled (Score:5, Funny)
They mean it has no wires. It's actually an Etch-a-Sketch.
Re:And by wireless-enabled (Score:5, Interesting)
More interesting are, going by the photo, 3 cables going out of the device. Any logical reason a wireless storage device would need 3 cables? Or any more than power supply for that matter?
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and sometime in the future, wires won't be needed for power either! tho prolly not for 10$...
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Wires aren't needed for power right now.
If you want any sort of acceptable bleed rate, though, I recommend sticking with the ole copper roots.
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Any logical reason a wireless storage device would need 3 cables? Or any more than power supply for that matter?
One is for power, one is the antenna, the last one is to ward off evil spirits.
So nothing special there.
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+ve, -ve, earth. DUH.
I hear it only needs two, but I don't believe it.
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You have never looked in an Etch-a-Sketch they are wires. well strings/cables
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Why so expensive? (Score:2)
SD card slot, Microcontroller chip, Radio chip. Viola, low power, moderate bitrate and range wireless data storage device for $5. Development costs furnished by the Indian tax payers.
bail & switch (Score:5, Funny)
Wait a second. What started off as a laptop has devolved into a flash drive with a bluetooth chip & a battery! Another week and it'll be described as a "spiral-bound notebook and a pencil with a string tied to it."
Re:bail & switch (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, come on, dude!
Ignore the string...it has bluetooth! Bluetooth man!
Failing at funny for 50 years
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Another week and it'll be described as a "spiral-bound notebook and a pencil with a string tied to it."
No, you're confusing it with a Russian $1 "ultraportable low-power wireless netbook", originally designed for their space program.
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http://www.eye.fi/ [www.eye.fi]
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Only less useful, if it's actually a slot.
Take out, plug into slot, and possibly configure a bluetooth device...
Versus, be in range of a wireless access point, then point and shoot.
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Viola, low power, moderate bitrate and range wireless data storage device for $5. Development costs furnished by the Indian tax payers.
What does string instruments have to do with anything? The word you're looking for is "voila" :P
As for why it's expensive, batteries cost a lot, as do wireless certification and licenses (802.11x or Bluetooth). The SD and microcontroller are the least of their cost concerns.
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What does string instruments have to do with anything? The word you're looking for is "voila" :P
Technically it is voila` (can't seem to use the correct accent character).
As for why it's expensive, batteries cost a lot, as do wireless certification and licenses (802.11x or Bluetooth).
All of which are irrelevant for a wall-wart powered device developed by the Indian government using a COTS wireless chip.
Actually, the photo posted in the addendum blog makes it look like this isn't even a wireless device.
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I've studied French, I do not believe "voila" has an accent grave on top of the A.
As for the cost... well then... that *is* pretty expensive for an SD card with an RF chip...
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yes it does : voilà [wiktionary.org] (use agrave html entity)
well maybe the thread is long and off-topic enough now.
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voila != voilà
voila is a conjugated form of the french verb voiler. (in the indicatif passé simple if you were interested)
voilà is, in english, an interjection and the intended meaning of the gp.
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Ah. :)
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That's exactly what he meant.
"Damn, I love it when a pedantic twit has one blow up in his/her face!!!
Thanks for making my day more amusing than it already was!"
I think it's your face that it is in.
Re:Why so expensive? (Score:5, Funny)
Why so expensive? Have you priced violas recently?
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I am pretty sure there does not exist a viola that is only $5. Even the crappiest models would start at $50, made in Vietnam (for instance).
My ex wife is a viola player. One learns a lot, while married!
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http://www.google.co.uk/products?q=viola&btnG=Search+Products [google.co.uk]
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Heh, nice :)
It baffles me that this mistake is so widespread, the pronunciation is substantially different. Maybe people are using words they don't know the meaning of?
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How do you connect the viola?
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With an acoustic coupler, of course.
Violas are banned in secure facilities because of that, as they can network across the supposedly secure "air gap". /What, like you never played along with your modem's sync tones.
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SD card slot, Microcontroller chip, Radio chip. Viola, low power, moderate bitrate and range wireless data storage device for $5. Development costs furnished by the Indian tax payers.
You get a viola with it? Man those things are expensive! I'll stick to my guitar thanks.
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Where can I buy one?
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The reasons geeks think this way is that they think everything but the hardware is free, starting with the labor of assembly and testing, certainly, but also support, distribution marketing, even packaging. If I were starting out to build a computer, it wouldn't even have a case, and it would ship as a box of loose parts and wires, like the good old Altair.
Re:Why so expensive? Well then how about... (Score:2)
4 slow USB ports, 2 cheap ($2) microcontrollers, 1 IR port, 2 swappable 32k rams, hardwired.
Reused small display, and 4 piezo sensors on a card to act as keyboard/mouse.
You buy thumbdrives to act as your disk storage.
You communicate with USB and IR.
The piezo sensors interpret your typing on the card. You want better, you buy a USB keyboard.
The two microcontrollers act as an I/O controller (one), and full-time processor (two). The I/O controller swaps out data to the thumbdrive disks, allowing full multita
Wireless storage for $10? (Score:2)
Re:Wireless storage for $10? (Score:5, Informative)
At a puny capacity of 2GB, you'll have to take three.
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Not too long ago, the cheapest $1GB USB flash drives were $10....
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Note to self: the preview button is not just decoration.
oblig. "Get Smart" paraphrase (Score:5, Funny)
would you believe, a a storage device that plugs into your wireless router for $10? how about, would you believe, a usb dongle that plugs into a laptop that could have wireless, for $10?
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Would you believe a piece of tree bark and some chalk?
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Nope.
Sorry about that, Chief.
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Child: Mammy, why is daddy complaining about a broken dongle?
Mother: I'll tell you when you're older, dear.
Miscommunication on the part of The India Times (Score:5, Funny)
Did the India Times succumb to economic pressures and outsource their reporting jobs to the US?
bonus software (Score:5, Funny)
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And be compatible with the phantom console!
Bait and switch. (Score:5, Interesting)
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Sure, but ... I actually think they're on the right track.
I once worked for a guy who loved hardware. He spent altogether too much time scheming about ways to get new and bigger hardware. I used to keep myself in beer by betting him when he announced the next hardware acquisition he was going definitely going get into the budget. The thing was, when he did succeed, by the time the machine came in it was no longer impressive. I used to tell him, time and time again, "hardware is just incipient trash."
I
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While USB sticks are handy, USB has a master/slave architecture that is inconvenient and inflexible.
There's USB "on the go" that addresses that flaw, but it does not seem to be popular. Popularity is the be all end all of ubiquitous devices, which is a problem this device is no better positioned to overcome than USB OTG or USB Wireless.
you pay Apple and they go away
Never bought an Apple product, doubt I ever will. Keep your luxury goods and brand name products, I stopped caring years ago.
$10? Low ball. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:$10? Low ball. (Score:5, Interesting)
>It needs to be very simple, no physical buttons, no moving parts, built in solar cell on the back, screen on the front, complete touch interface. Simplify, simplify, simplify.
India and tried and has failed with the Simputer [wikipedia.org], which is a real, you know, computer.
The problem is that you cant dictate need. If there's no legitimate need for an ultra cheap machine then you simply cant create need. People will ignore it, just like they did with the linux based simputer. If people are doing fine with cafes, phones, and computer labs in school then they wont get excited over a subsidized inferior machine.
When there's need, the streets will find a way and capitalism will refine it and package it. You dont start from the top, you start from the bottom (basement hackers, kids, startups). This is why so many grand top-down designs of "great ideas" and utopias always fail. Buckminster Fuller and Dean Kamen never realized why they were completely irrelevant.
Turns out.... (Score:2, Funny)
The project was not a laptop but actually a cob of corn.
Shocking/still not seeing the point. (Score:5, Interesting)
Although the new form of the widget is rather fuzzy, I don't think I understand the point. Very low cost computers, designed with the particular attributes of low budget education in mind, are something that hasn't seen much market focus, and are thus a logical target for a special development program. Mass storage, though, has been cheapened and commodified with ruthless efficiency by the mainstream tech market. As have wireless communications mechanisms(GSM is super cheap on the WAN side, and for LAN/PAN you have zigbee, bluetooth, and wifi, depending on your budget). In either case, I'd be shocked if a special charity R&D project could outpace the standard R&D driven by people's desire for cheap gadgets.
Perfectly respectable 2gig USB drives can be had, retail, quantity one, now, for under 10 dollars. If sneakernet isn't good enough, wireless chipsets can also be had for under 10 dollars a unit. What niche, exactly, does this thing fill?
Re:Shocking/still not seeing the point. (Score:5, Insightful)
It also doesn't make much sense to have a storage device without a computer to actually make use of it.
Re:Shocking/still not seeing the point. (Score:5, Insightful)
>So, who else is shocked that Team $10 laptop didn't actually have the magic bullet? No hands? Hmm.
The morons in the previous thread who argued that "DUDE, CORPORATIONS PAY LIKE 5% OF RETAIL TO MAKE COMPUTERS, 10 DOLLAR LAPTOP IS POSSIBL!!!" These people were modded +5 insightful. [slashdot.org] My replies were either modded down or ignored by the mods. So much for the "wisdom of crowds" eh?
Obviously, these people dont understand the margin on computers is razor-thin and life isnt just one big conspiracy to get you. A $150-200 dollar laptop thats usable? Yes. A ten dollar laptop? No.
The Simputer (Score:2)
I remember the Linux Simputer [wikipedia.org] ---
which emerged from the same process as the OLPC and whose failures have much the same roots.
There is much to be said for "the ruthless efficiency of the market." Not least its deafness to ideology.
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So, who else is shocked that Team $10 laptop didn't actually have the magic bullet? No hands?
Pick me, Fatcat!
Couple of Zilog 380s or a cheap later model Motorolla 68k chips, Micro SD card support for storage, specialised TV-out SVGA so they can hook it up to their TV, a second-hand keyboard they can probably find for nix. Add one of the GPL microcomputer GUI OSes like BeOS or AmigaOS (or whatever GPL clones exist if licenses are too pricey) and you're laughing.
For a tenner, you're going to get a microcomp
a wireless enabled storage made ... (Score:1, Offtopic)
with cow dung.
Imagine RAID of those!
Liliputing slashdotted (Score:2)
Anyone see the parallel? (Score:5, Funny)
You know when your company is considering outsourcing something, and the team that's bidding for it all have twenty years experience (in something that's only existed for two and a half weeks, but hey, they're keen! I like a can-do attitude) and actually speak reasonable English?
And then, reality dawns...
Shocked. (Score:5, Funny)
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Yup, but they were ISO9000, Six Sigma and CMMi, so it must have been your fault!
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I know you are trying to be funny, but there is huge difference between some of the best organizations like Infosys, Wipro, I-flex of India and fat-ass ministers/bureaucrats, who have no clue about what is difference between hard disk and monitor.
My 2 cents.
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If the guy crosses 7000 miles gets thru the hoops for a visa and takes your job he is fucking better then you accept it
Not entirely, he probably just proves the GP's point: too many promises (I'll do more for less money).
Slashdotted, natch. (Score:2)
Evidently it's not suitable for being a webserver, either.
FINALLY! (Score:2)
The whole "but does it run Linux" meme is valid!
Cutting through the BS... (Score:2, Interesting)
Next-generation C64DTV (Score:1)
The sad thing is that I don't actually think that a $10 computing device (no screen, but wireless and storage) is out of the question.
For example the C64DTV was an entire computer, with flash storage, and ability to attach a keyboard, and they were dirt cheap. There are also the Megadrive/Genesis in a Joypad devices that are cheap and have screens.
Therefore you can make computing devices cheaply, with a TV/VGA output.
Of course what you would do it create something like your typical ARM SoC, connect it to an
Two Gigbytes? (Score:4, Interesting)
Jeez... I have a Type II CF microdrive that's three times that capacity! Couldn't they just design it to accept any Flash media or microdrives? They're kinda reinventing that wheel again, only less round this time.
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Why microdrives? Let us plug a full-size hard drive into the thing.
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Two possible words: power consumption.
Besides, throwing a "real" fixed disk drive in the thing, even just having to add the electronics and space for one, would probably make the cost of it skyrocket even further. Your suggestion might qualify as feature creep.
Your left one (Score:1)
really? (Score:1)
NES computer? (Score:2)
Why does this remind me of the $10 "Educational Computer" which was basically a NES?
Other stories that should have made /. (Score:4, Funny)
In other news:
* $100 Car Downgraded By Reality; Now Used Bicycle
* $75 House Now Tent
* $1 GPS System Now Toy Compass from Box of Cracker Jack
It seems to be an ebook reader with storage (Score:2)
So to me it looks like an ebook reader which can then be used to potentially replace expensive books and possibly offer a richer multimedia learning experience to the kids. From that perspective, it may not be that bad an inves
Something for nothing (Score:1)
Too many people want something for virtually nothing. A $10 laptop is pure fantasy.
Gentlemen (and lady) I give you.. (Score:2)
the Sakshat ZX81! ;)
Radioactive? (Score:2)
Re:it's okay (Score:5, Funny)
Wives also make good laptops, i hear.
Re:it's okay (Score:4, Funny)
Plug the vents and they overheat?
Re:it's okay (Score:5, Funny)
Wives also make good laptops, i hear.
how the hell we are suppose to know, asshole
Re:it's okay (Score:5, Funny)
chloroform
Re:it's okay (Score:5, Funny)
Wives also make good laptops, i hear.
If they are Japanese made maybe. My North American made model barely fits on the desktop. Also it's loud and doesn't do well in the closet (needs plenty of ventilation.. but that's a whole other issue). Buy american my ass.
I'd upgrade if possible, but with the poor economy that's just not financially feasible at this time. Heck, I can't afford the disposal fee for the current one let alone how much it is to procure a better slimmer model.
Re:it's okay (Score:5, Funny)
...doesn't do well in the closet...
Well THERE is your problem. Your wife needs to come out of the closet.
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Wives also make good laptops, i hear.
If they are Japanese made maybe. My North American made model barely fits on the desktop. [ ... ]
I'd upgrade if possible, but with the poor economy that's just not financially feasible at this time.
You know how it is with laptops, the slimmer ones are always way overpriced.
They may look better when you take them out at the local café but they're often underpowered.
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Buy american my ass.
I originally read that as "Buy American ass." Stimulus package for Vegas, maybe?
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"I had problems with that on my old model as it had lots of bugs and viruses"
Who told you to marry a whore?
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and in Himachal Pradesh, it's ok to share her with your brothers too
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Re:portable computer (Score:5, Informative)
Didn't the original reports tout this as a "portable computer"? This is still what it appears to be. It was the western media that labeled it a "laptop" and ran with it.
No, they didn't. According to TFA (as well as TFA this is retracting), the Times of India [indiatimes.com] reported that it was a laptop and other news sources picked it up from there. I'm a little curious as to how this left the blog-level and made it to NPR, but the government itself was hyping it as their answer to the $100 laptop, which is clearly not the case.