Second Netbook Wave Begins 318
nerdyH writes "Asus is taking pre-orders for a netbook based on Intel's second-generation platform, the secret-shrouded N280/GN40 chipset. Early product specs confirm that the second wave of netbooks are likely to offer faster graphics and lower power use, along with room for much, much larger batteries. The N280 apparently integrates the northbridge and CPU, meaning that the GPU moves to 45nm process technology, the FSB gets replaced by an on-chip interconnect, and overall board real-estate drops to a third of what it was previously — hence the ability to stuff an 8,700mAh battery into a 3-lb. device. The right shift key is slightly bigger, too, though still no trackpoint pointer (guess I'll keep waiting)."
No thanks. (Score:5, Funny)
I'll wait for the Apple idea of a NetBook. It will change everything.
Re:No thanks. (Score:5, Funny)
Will it change diapers?
Re:No thanks. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, it will be the first netbook with a wheel instead of a keyboard.
For those that missed it... Thevideo (Score:3, Funny)
Apple Wheel [youtube.com]
Tag (Score:5, Funny)
Just saying.
Re:No thanks. (Score:3, Funny)
What I want to know is (Score:5, Funny)
Who decided to use touch pads in these netbooks. Why not go with the more controllable clit mouse. Much more pleasurable to use - for both the user and the computer. I refuse to purchase a new laptop/netbook unless it has the clit mouse. Also, the touch pad wastes too much realestate.
I Wish I Was There to Fight it With You Guys (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What I want to know is (Score:4, Funny)
Do you manipulate your clit mouse with your tongue?
Re:What I want to know is (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Tag (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory link:
http://xkcd.com/243/ [xkcd.com]
Re:No thanks. (Score:5, Funny)
If you're old enough to ask that question and be dreaming of netbooks, I think you can change your own damned diapers, young man!
Re:this is slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What I want to know is (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Glad the Northbridge is Integrated (Score:5, Funny)
You should get the keyboard replaced before the warranty expires.
Re:A bit too heavy IMHO... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, there are probably more important things to be discussing right now.
Why yes- a measurement in either Snickers or Reese's Cups would be greatly appreciated.
Re:For those that missed it... Thevideo (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A bit too heavy IMHO... (Score:2, Funny)
"This one time, at Gitmo..."
Re:A bit too heavy IMHO... (Score:5, Funny)
If netbooks continue to grow like this, in a mere ten generations they will weigh 158Kg. Clearly the government should intervene and legislate a maximum weight of 100kg.
Re:A bit too heavy IMHO... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Netbooks are the future. (Score:3, Funny)
That's fine, I'll be your egg shield :)
My mistake...
Re:Tag (Score:4, Funny)
I still think the "joynipple" has a nicer ring to it, and more accurately represents the mechanics and feel of how it actually works.
Re:What I want to know is (Score:2, Funny)
Fuck the clit mouse, I want a PS2 connector on my eee pc so that I can plug in an IBM Model M!
Re:No thanks. (Score:4, Funny)
Try 1/20 or 1/25 of that market which at US$700 (its Apple, remember) equals to roughly US$0.5 Billion (US$420 M and US$525 M respectively).
Re:For those that missed it... Thevideo (Score:3, Funny)
Solution: don't read youtube comments, they rot your brain.
indeed [xkcd.com], or here too [xkcd.com]