Mimicking Electric Eel Cells 71
An anonymous reader writes "A team of US researchers has asked the following question in the new field of systems biology: 'Do we understand how a cell produces electricity well enough to design one, and to optimize that design?' They believe it should be possible to build artificial cells replicating the electrical behavior of electric eel cells. In fact, such artificial cells could deliver better performance — as much as 40% more energy than real eel cells, a computer model suggests. They could be used to power medical implants and other small devices."
Is this like... (Score:2)
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The fuel (food) is not as efficient as a purely chemical and non-biological approach.
On the other hand, eating is much simpler and the patient already happens to do it,
compared to having to swap batteries around.
Re:Is this like... (Score:5, Informative)
true, but there are other advantages.
for instance, if electronic implants become more mainstream, it would be useful for certain applications to power the implanted device via electrocytes rather than a rechargeable battery. rechargeable batteries, like all chemical batteries, wear out over time, and need to be replaced. this may require invasive surgery. if instead the patient were also given a bioimplant of electrocytes around the electronic device, then there would be guaranteed power source for the rest of the patient's life since the electrocytes would be self-replicating.
and the inefficiency of metabolic (or catabolic in this case) processes isn't an issue. most people living in developed nations have an excess of fat stores and energy reserves. and outside of extreme survival situations, most people don't have to ration their food intake or energy expenditure. it's not like having some electrocyte implants will cause a person to eat more food. an average person's food intake has nothing to do with their energy expenditure. most people can probably use burning some extra calories once in a while.
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since the electrocytes would be self-replicating.
How about a "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag. If this would go out of hand wouldn't it become electric cancer? just a thought, but I'm no doctor.
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and the inefficiency of metabolic (or catabolic in this case) processes isn't an issue. most people living in developed nations have an excess of fat stores and energy reserves. and outside of extreme survival situations, most people don't have to ration their food intake or energy expenditure. it's not like having some electrocyte implants will cause a person to eat more food. an average person's food intake has nothing to do with their energy expenditure. most people can probably use burning some extra calories once in a while.
Sign me up for a few implanted cellular batteries. If something like this could be done, I can imagine a lot of people jumping on board just for some extra calorie burn. After that maybe we can start working on some cybernetic implants.
Matrix Me (Score:1, Redundant)
I have a better idea - we can use human cells to generate an electrical current.
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Tanks of genetically modified eel cells are efficient.
We machines only used humans because it's amusing.
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Force lighting? (Score:3, Funny)
All I need is a few of these cells in my fingertips ...
Shocking consequences (Score:3, Funny)
If those implanted cell develop malignancy and start metastasising around, we're going to discover shocking consequences~
The Real Eel (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dragonball Z FTW (Score:1)
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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
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Now we just need the giant underwater city.
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And it shall be called...
RAPTURE!
I can see it now...
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Steady now, your genetic code is being rewritten. Just hold on and everything will be fine.
Bloody Sploicers.
Artificial zombie cells? (Score:5, Insightful)
Just creating the membranes would produce the equivalent of an artificial zombie cell, with no self-repair mechanisms and no way to replace them. A battery like this would be subject to attack by the immune system and by bacteria in the body, and likely "rot" in no time. Without the whole mechanism of a living cell to sustain it ... without the "brain" of the cell... it would need to be sealed and unable to take advantage of the bodies supply of ATP.
Better to see if you can enhance human cells, maybe even the recipient's own cells, to do the job.
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it would need to be sealed and unable to take advantage of the bodies supply of ATP.
Just want to correct one thing. The body doesn't have a supply of ATP. ATP exists extracellularly in very low levels, probably only as a signaling molecule. This article suggests that energy be created by mitochondria or a modified oxidative bacteria.
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Doh. Obviously zombie cells were eating my brains when I wrote that bit.
Useful? (Score:3, Funny)
Yes.. but... (Score:4, Funny)
For some unexplainable reason - only in Hungary.
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Alternate approach. (Score:5, Funny)
I can't really think of any downside, oh wait...
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...you know this? How?
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That's what they want you to think. It's really an elaborate cover to provide them with plausible deniability.
I mean, of course SG1 is a hyperbole on the real, much more mundane sounding "Joint Offworld Taskforce" (JOT) but I've already said too mu
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So that's how their eyes glow?
Waste of time doing all that research (Score:3, Funny)
practical applications? (Score:4, Funny)
Then I thought "pace maker" - but realized that a long life battery (well its only got to outlast the patient that its in) it probably more reliable and less likely to trigger a lawsuit.
So then maybe I thought self-defence mechanism - but I realized that the amount of power that would need would be impractical.
Perhaps some dancing light that light you up on the dance floor the more you dance, the brighter you get?
I'm short of ideas on any practical application here, anybody got any nifty ideas?
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Even if you had that much power, wouldn't it hurt yourself long before you could use it to hurt others? It only takes a few tens of milliamps across the heart to kill someone.
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If I could create a high potential difference across my fingertips at will, I could use it to stop someone's heart, or shock the crap out of their neck. This would only burn my finger tips and cause no damage to my heart as the current would not be going across my chest cavity.
Clearly there could be other problems of course, like it might give new meaning to giving your gf "the shocker."
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Re:practical applications? (Score:5, Funny)
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If I'm going to go bright blue, WTF is the point in having a partner? The point is to not go blue. ;-)
Cheers
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A number of sexually (ahem) charged ideas come to mind...
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Perhaps some dancing light that light you up on the dance floor the more you dance, the brighter you get
LAP-DANCING! /. has an intrinsic source of power that could be harnessed in this fashion. /. user.
Much of this "dance" involves a so-called external power source, leaving you free to discharge your "capacitors".
You could probably compare it to the bees' dance for communication as to where the "sugar-substance" is.
Come to think of it, perhaps
'Tho, true lap-dancing might generate more pleasing power to the average
As long as it does not involve eels.
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Recharge. (Score:5, Funny)
Patient: Doctor, my pace maker needs a recharge.
Doctor: Ok, hold onto this for a moment would you? (hands patient a live eel)
Darth Sidious (Score:1)
Genetic algorithms to improve design (Score:1)
Systems biology will not hold its promise (Score:2, Interesting)
If systems biology has something, it is unrealized potential. It is a field with a huge potential, but the only part of that potential that has been realized, and probably the only one that will ever be realized, is the part where you can get shiploads of grant money with it. Other than that, it is just bad maths applied by inexperienced PhD students to hopeless problems based on crappy data. The supervisors, in case anyone is interested, are way too busy writing grant applications.
Actually, the "experien
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One of the most important factor that determines whatever a faculty member gets tenure or not is how much grant $ he/she is bring in to the university. The more the better. Also, the ranking of a certain PhD program also determined by # of PhDs graduated.
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If we can get to that level of efficiency at some point will we be better off than by strictly going a chemical route?
Warning. Side effects may include: (Score:3, Funny)
- developing more animalistic tendencies and features
- flying through the air in a rolled up ball
- and an uncontrollable urge to participate in fighting tournaments
Should one or more of these symptoms occur, please see a medical professional or martial arts trainer immediately.
Future dialog... (Score:2)
"Don't move. It only *looks* like a gerbil. It's really a stun gun."
u.s researchers (Score:1)
Does this mean... (Score:2)
My hovercraft is full of eels... (Score:2, Funny)
The Simpsons (Score:2)
power the cows with this (Score:1)
They can use this to power the remote control cows from the other story.
Who wants to change the batteries on a herd of cattle?
New Brawndo brand cows ... now with even more electrolytes.