Intel Releases USB 3.0 Controller Interface Spec 374
hardsky submitted thrilling news about everyone's favorite interconnect cable by saying "USB 3.0 is set to deliver data-transfer speeds of up to 5Gb/s, initially over tweaked connectors and wiring and, later, over optical links."
One Question (Score:5, Funny)
Does USB 3.0 assist in the more rapid delivery of porn to my PC?
If the answer is "Yes", then please continue with your announcement.
My god (Score:5, Funny)
My humping USB dog [thinkgeek.com] will be a blur!
Will it run Linux? (Score:3, Funny)
I for one, welcome our new dongle overlords.
I just like to say dongle.
Everyone's Favorite? (Score:5, Funny)
"hardsky submitted thrilling news about everyone's favorite interconnect cable..."
Don't know about anyone else, but my favorite interconnect cable is something very, very, different.
Re:Sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Everyone's Favorite? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Come On (Score:5, Funny)
Damn it.
Three edits later, and it still makes no sense. I obviously meant to say "If not even the editor posting a stroy is interested".
[Goes to hide in a corner until he's able to type again.]
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http://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/~mattd/Cmabrigde/ [cam.ac.uk]
Re:One Question (Score:5, Funny)
Does USB 3.0 assist in the more rapid delivery of porn to my PC?
Why, yes of course! The internet tubes will be replaced with USB 3.0, which is easily done because USB hubs are very cheap. When this is done, everybody will have 5 Gb/s!
Re:Sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Try the correct way.
Try the other way.
Try the correct way again.
Look at plug
Insert screwdriver to bend plug back into shape
Try the correct way.
Re:Everyone's Favorite? (Score:4, Funny)
At my age, mine's suffering from increased attenuation due to conductor degradation, high signal to noise ratio & the image goes all fuzzy when I wiggle it.
Not ready. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sigh (Score:4, Funny)
If you push hard enough, it will go in the wrong way as well.
Re:Not ready. (Score:2, Funny)
I hear USB 6.0 is actually slower than USB 5.1
Re:So 3.0 is not going to be wireless. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Come On (Score:5, Funny)
That's a lie and you know it. Nobody on slashdot has a girlfriend.
Re:Come On (Score:1, Funny)
Hvae you seen taht rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy taht syas it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
http://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/~mattd/Cmabrigde/ [cam.ac.uk]
You know firefox has a build in spell check these days, you might want to look into that.
Re:Come On (Score:5, Funny)
You know firefox has a build in spell check these days, you might want to look into that.
Oh the irony...
Re:Come On (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sigh (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Come On (Score:4, Funny)
I am a girlfriend, you insensitive clod!
Re:Not ready. (Score:4, Funny)
True, but USB 6.0 has a paper clip that pops up at inopportune times to offer unhelpful or irrelevant suggestions about your projects.
Re:Not ready. (Score:3, Funny)
No no no, that's Firewire, it's a completely different product.
Re:Come On (Score:5, Funny)
Yes but the point is, no one on Slashdot HAS a girlfriend ...
Or ... err ... are you a girlfriend with a girlfriend on slashdot ... because that would be like ... whoa!
Re:Sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Please stay away from my computers. Thanks.
Re:Embossing (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, how many connectors out there do you know of that let you plug it in any way you feel like?
Vagina is the first one that comes to my mind.
Re:Come On (Score:1, Funny)
yeah, you're right!
my wife would kill me if i had one
Re:Come On (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Come On (Score:5, Funny)
You know firefox has a build in spell check these days, you might want to look into that
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It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Re:Embossing (Score:1, Funny)
Anus is #2, I take it?
Re:Embossing (Score:3, Funny)
For starters, my car keys.
Yes, they're for starters.
*ducks* sorry, couldn't help it.