Robots Aim To Top Humans At Air Hockey 177
An anonymous reader writes "You probably knew that the Deep Blue supercomputer beats chess masters, and that last weekend a software robot defeated four poker champions. But you may have missed this one: a GE Fanuc robot is taking on humans at air hockey. The robot is powered by a special PC-board that can instantly switch between 8-bit and its 32-bit modes. The 8-bit version lost to most human players, but the 32-bit microcontroller has defeated even the best human air hockey players by a ratio of three to one."
The only real sport (Score:3, Funny)
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I doubt it (Score:2)
I doubt the robots would have had anything left to beat after the grizzly was done. Or do you claim the robot would be faster?
I think the real question is whether a robot can beat a grizzly at beating a human.
Shachar
Re:The only real sport (Score:4, Funny)
I don't know about bears and open mouths, but I'm sure the Japanese are working on a robot that can beat all human challengers at tonsil hockey.
Re:The only real sport (Score:5, Funny)
I was going to use a mod point here but there's no "+1 Probably True" option.
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"How is a robot supposed to get a bear to stand still and open its mouth to throw in a ping pong ball?"
Marshmallows.
Bears *love* marshmallows. They will do anything for a sweet squishy marshmallow.
http://www.clarkstradingpost.com/attractions.php [clarkstradingpost.com]
But I think that after teaching a bear that small white things are sweet and then you toss in a ping pong ball...well...you get what you deserve after that.
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BMO
Re:The only real sport (Score:5, Funny)
Bear pong?
Squirrel pong, sure; monkey pong, any day; but bear pong? That's where I draw the line.
Re:The only real sport (Score:5, Funny)
Donkey Pong?
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I won't be worried until computers start to beat us at bear pong.
Is that similar to beer pong, only more dangerous?
Re:The only real sport (Score:5, Funny)
And thanks for demonstrating the neurological effects of playing beer pong.
Actually, to be fair, it's very likely that similar malfunctions are also the cause of playing beer pong. Researchers originally thought that positive feedback was initiated by "pledging" a social fraternity/sorority, but it now seems most likely that "pledging" is itself but a symptom of a congenital defect.
The evolutionary advantage for the species is obvious: when defective organisms have a tendency to clump together and disable their higher cognitive functions en masse by imbibing excessive quantities of ethanol, then they can be easily eliminated through mass extermination.
However, there is associated risk: if extermination fails, the defectives may begin interbreeding, thus evolving a subspecies, supertards, which may begin undermining the species' broader social organization, due to the supertards' natural inclination for the lowest-skilled activities---business management, marketing, politics---which are, terrifyingly, activities with great potential for reducing the overall species' quality of life if not bounded and carefully monitored by more intelligent organisms.
The results of careless monitoring could be disastrous. In a "perfect storm" scenario, where the supertards are allowed to impress their opinions upon large groups via mass communication and positions of power, then humanity's classical value system could actually be inverted! Imagine, a world where sports, entertainment, and consumerism are deemed more important than science, philosophy, and art! Where responsibility is shunned, work avoided, and a sense of entitlement the rule! Where xenophobia is disguised as religion, and religion derided by faux-scientific antireligion! Where film actors, instead of being recognized as glorified circus clowns, are given society's highest respect & obsessive admiration! Where full-time sportsman, instead of being mocked for wasting their lives, are beloved "heroes" whose salary is greater than the aggregate salaries of entire university faculties! Where conspicuous consumption is a substitute for cultural tradition! Where public schools are run by political committees and unions! Where the front page of Yahoo! recounts last night's television schedule alongside news of war and natural disaster! I could go on, but why? You see the horrors we could face if the extermination of supertards were to be forgotten.
I certainly hope that never happens.
Re:The only real sport (Score:4, Funny)
You, sir, just won the internet.
Unfortunately you forgot to log in, so your prize goes back into the pool.
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Computers can beat humans at games where the possibilities are finite.
For instance. Any decent programmer can make a tic-tac-toe game that is absolutely unbeatable. A robotic pool player of championship grade should be relatively simple (as game playing robots go).
Poker isn't actually that hard since so much of poker play is disguising the emotional reasoning behind your decision to fold, call or raise and if you raise by how much. Since a computer can consistently play in 10 2nds after the commencement of
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I must add that, the computer can be taught to "read", some aspects of it's opponent's play.
BTW: "2nds" should have "seconds". I need to reduce my dosage.
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Bah! There is only one true sport. I'll be concerned when robots can beat us at this. [slashdot.org]
Or perhaps Brockian Ultra Cricket?
Boring... (Score:2)
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Do you really want robots out there who can check you into the boards and beat you in a fight?
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Jan: Well, what would you suggest.
Michael: A statue.
Jan: Of Ed?
Michael: Yeah.
Jan: I'm not sure that's realistic.
Michael: Well, I think it would be very realistic. It would look just like him.
Jan: No, that's not â¦
Michael: We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move â¦
Dwight: That is not a statue, that is a robot.
Michael: I think that is a great way to honor Ed.
Dwight: And how big do you want this robot?
Michael: Life size.
Dwight: Mmm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier
Re:Boring... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll be worried when they can beat us at Dodge the EMP Blast.
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Um... I may be wrong, but I think a paraplegic could beat a robot at that, given that humans don't respond to EMP.
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Whoooooosh!
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From wikipedia:
Non-nuclear electromagnetic pulse (NNEMP) is an electromagnetic pulse generated without use of nuclear weapons. There are a number of devices to achieve this objective, ranging from a large low-inductance capacitor bank discharged into a single-loop antenna or a microwave generator to an explosively pumped flux compression generator. To achieve the frequency characteristics of the pulse needed for optimal coupling into the target, wave-shaping circuits and/or microwave generators are added between the pulse source and the antenna. A vacuum tube particularly suitable for microwave conversion of high energy pulses is the vircator.
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I have to say that i personally would enjoy watching the sport with human players.
In that case, you're in luck! [nhl.com]
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Not only that, but robots rarely get pissed off and wail on each other.
Show me a robot ... (Score:2, Funny)
that wants to beat humans at air guitar. Then I'll be impressed.
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Assuming no free will, you 'want' to do whatever it is that you do in exactly the same way that a rock 'wants' to fall when you drop it. The existance or non-existance of free will is pretty important in the matter of computers being able or unable to 'want'. Lucky us, the free-will thing might at some point be solved by biology, making society's opinion irrelevant.
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OK [aviationweek.com].
Yeah, I'll grant it's not fully autonomous, but I guarantee you I can use it to beat you at a game of hockey.
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You mean, give the robot a stick and program it to violently assault its opponent?
Now introducing the 2008 GE/FANUC Thug-o-matic 5000!!!
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Underwater hockey with a Roomba as the puck!
Futurama (Score:5, Funny)
Bender: Now, Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine.
Leela: Exactly. He was a machine designed to hit blerns.
Shufflepuck (Score:3, Informative)
All I can say is:
"Good shot"
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Thanks, Skip.
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Huh. I didn't know of it on the Amiga. I played it back in the day on a mac.
pfft eight bits to lose? (Score:5, Funny)
I refuse to be impressed.
I can create a 2 bit air hockey robot that will lose to everyone but Butters!
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What what? In the butt. [youtube.com]
Video (Score:4, Insightful)
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If this is'nt skynet.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Robots also top humans at arm wrestling.. (Score:5, Informative)
Honestly, it's not as if some robot is paintaing abstract art or writing poetry here.
Robots exceeding humans in strength and precision when designed to do so is not news, it's our technology "working as intended".
If they didn't exceed human strength or precision, i'd expect articles like "engineer blacklisted as incompetent for designing defective robotics"
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"Honestly, it's not as if some robot is paintaing abstract art or writing poetry here."
You picked a couple of interesting examples; I'm sure robots could paint abstract art and write poetry that would match some of today's offerings by human beings. Anyway, I have no idea how complex it is to program a robot to play air hockey, and whether it involves only strength and precision, but there was an idea I read in a book by Douglas Hofstadter that I find amusing: artificial intelligence is always defined as whatever a machine cannot do yet.
Re:Robots also top humans at arm wrestling.. (Score:4, Insightful)
artificial intelligence is always defined as whatever a machine cannot do yet.
I wish I had mod points, you are exactly right. It's funny how people forget that what was once thought to be something only a human could do, if a machine is able to do that task better, then of course the machine could do it better. After all, that is what it was designed for.
I wrote a program that did poetry (Score:2)
Neither source nor output is available, sadly, but one of my senior theses was a program to write Japanese haiku. Its disgustingly easy because human brains love to play "fill in the gaps", and in haiku if you have two verbal images which are rather disparate but share a common bond (easy to guarantee by use of a seasonal dictionary, which is exactly how human writers do it), that is considered part of the charm. (I was also really helped by selection bias, in that I was allowed to present samplings of ou
More variables (Score:2)
Figure out the trajectory of a disc amid of two round objects in a rectangular space isn't exactly amazing technology.
Talk to me when you can build something that knows the difference between me wanting fresh air and me needing oxygen.
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Re:Robots also top humans at arm wrestling.. (Score:4, Informative)
it's designed to upsell 32 bit processors. Annoyingly enough, it just takes x,y coordinates from a vision system, estimates trajectories, and outputs position data to a robotic arm. Really, you should be able to compile code on the nes to do that. It calculates three rebounds? That seems somehow like an easy task if you're being fed realtime position information.
Color me amused but unimpressed. It is a great ad, but an ad nonetheless.
I for one welcome... (Score:2, Interesting)
On to the real subject...
"If droids could think for themselves we would not be here"
The day is coming when most if not all the routine and skilled functions of life will be carried out better by robots than by humans.
The last bastion for the human mind will be pure abstract thinking.
I do not even pretend to know what that new day will bring to the meaning of mankind when computers become better than the human mind a
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So, by this definition, wouldn't it be a "singularity" for most /.ers to establish a relationship with a member of the opposite sex?
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There will be a war. The humans will win. The robots will live somewhere else for a while. Then they will launch a surprise attack, wiping out the vast majority of the human race, with the survivors spending years searching for Earth... ah crud!
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QED?
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I for one welcome our meme-devising robotic overlords.
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Don't feel too bad... it's only funny because it's playing the meme on the meme itself... Any further jokes of this format will not elicit any humorous response from you...
smarter or faster? (Score:2)
The article hints at both, so it's hard to tell if the robot's true advantage lies in being able to analyze the puck's path more quickly than the human players, or is the robot arm simply faster/more powerful/more accurate than a human arm? If the former, then that's pretty cool. But if it's the latter, well heck, I can hop in a car and drive faster than an Olympic runner, but I don't write articles about it.
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Better tactics. The robot is better at predicting the puck and where to hit it. It also plays very defensively. Combine that with high speed and accuracy, and the bot is a winner.
In fact, the only reason it loses in 8 bit mode is it can't calculate the position of the puck fast enough to always catch it.
Smarter and faster (Score:3, Informative)
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Why? It's a game where the puck is operating in a near frictionless environment. Hence, the speed can be computed as if it is linear. Of course a robot can more precisely measure time between samples and the location of an object on a fixed plane. So, the ca
Can this be a good idea? (Score:5, Funny)
First they're beating us at chess, then at air hockey... pretty soon they're rolling around yelling "EX..TER..MI..NATE", disintegrating us, and avoiding staircases.
This is how the human race ends, mark my words.
(Yeah, I know, the Daleks are supposed to be cyborgs. Roll with it, it's supposed to be a joke.)
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Computer needed at all? (Score:4, Funny)
Wouldn't just setting the arm to oscillate in an arc in front of the the goal at a few thousand rpm make scoring against it impossible? (Not to mention the 200mph random rebounds coming off a blocked shot?)
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That's why I stopped playing. I hit a puck so hard it broke the tip of my pinky finger sideways. It then rebounded off my finger to make a very interesting (and sadly hilarious) sound off some poor little girl's head.
Playing a robot? Riiight. I give it a week before the emergency room staff is removing a puck from somebody's face.
Unrealistic Competition (Score:2)
Both the robot an the human should be drunk to be truly representative of regular air hockey.
Beyond that, I say: "Just wait until the foosball competition you 32-bit tin can!"
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Am I the only one who wants to take it on? (Score:5, Interesting)
What's more, if the arms were standard and mass-produced, there's a great excuse for a little coding competition: Whose program will win when it's robot v. robot?
Lots of cool AI, artificial learning and computer vision would go into it, and the result would no doubt be fun to watch!
Yeah, and? (Score:2)
It's pretty easy to figure out what competitions a machine will be better at than a person.
Chess: Really hard to make a machine that can beat a person. And it takes quite a machine. Why? The game is entirely mental. And computers are really dumb. But we can make them be really dumb really fast, so we eventually pulled it off.
Poker: It's almost cheating for a machine here. Much of the game is based off of your opponents meat-weaknesses and reading their hand from their faces. The computer doesn't hav
Re:Yeah, and? (Score:4, Interesting)
If you think that this is how poker works at a professional level, you don't know very much about poker.
Tells are a small factor at a professional level.
Good players already have a firm understanding of the pot odds and expected value of a call.
The major problem with writing a good poker program is that it can't be exploitable. If the program is too "tight", an experienced human player will realize this and can always raise with trash (because the program will fold), with a minimal chance of getting caught. If the program is too "loose", the human player can play good hands far more aggressively, knowing that the program will call.
This is a very general example. In reality, poker strategy is far more nuanced. But the basic problem that computers face is not being predictable. And, no, playing randomly doesn't help - it merely substitutes poor play for predictable play.
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Poker: [...] Even the best poker player cannot read them.
Not quite true. I don't know anyone who relies on seeing someone's face to get a read on them - but that's because most player play (at least some) online poker these days. You can learn a lot from how your opponents play. In that sense, it could be extremly easy to adapt to a computer player that isn't complex enough to try to fool the human from time to time.
Air hockey: It's mostly about physical speed.
That makes it sound like it's about the speed of the arm, but it's more about the speed of the brain. And no, it's no surprise that with a certain le
better uses (Score:3, Funny)
Good work, GE boffins. It warms my cockles to see our best minds conquer one more idle pastime that robots hadn't already been programmed for. When the Japanese finally achieve their ultimate goal of an android with functional genitals, those air-hockey robots will be left playing with themselves.
Easy? (Score:2)
Wouldn't a dumb mechanical arm that rapidly moves the pusher left and right in front of the goal be unbeatable?
Just move the pusher fast enough, and it's impossible to get the puck in. If the puck is going fast enough to be able to get in before being hit away by the pusher, the puck will be going fast enough to be airborne.
Eventually, the human will lose.
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Need I remind my fellow Futurama fans... (Score:2)
...of the blernball argument between Leela and Bender, something about the star pitcher in the old robot league being a converted howitzer? Of course a machine would win at air hockey, I'm surprised the 8-bit version lost.
More bits == good (Score:2)
The 8-bit version lost to most human players, but the 32-bit microcontroller has defeated even the best human air hockey players by a ratio of three to one.
Cripes, I dread to imagine how powerful a 64 bit microcontroller would be!
Unbeatable Design (Score:2)
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Quote (Score:2)
"My computer beat me at chess. But then I beat it at kickboxing." --Dmitri Martin
hockey at 4fps (Score:2)
The human lost because the game was only going at 4fps.
Re:Seems like this would be trivial... (Score:4, Informative)
Don't know which article you read, but:
Re:Seems like this would be trivial... (Score:5, Informative)
Humans can still score on it occasionally, so they're `beating' it in that sense. But overall, it still wins more than it loses.
Statistically speaking, if it averages 3x the score of it's opponents, a human should be able to beat it once in a while -- it just hasn't happened yet.
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Humans can still score on it occasionally, so they're `beating' it in that sense.
That's like saying that Deep Blue isn't "unbeatable" because it still loses pieces during the match.
If you can't win a game, you haven't beaten it, despite scoring points.
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But air hockey is different. The board doesn't change from point to point. If your robot is fast enough to never miss a puck that's under a certain speed, and the puck never can re
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The most awesome chess computer of all time, the one that has analyzed every single possible game, and knows every ramification of every move ... you'll never be able to beat it. The best you'll be able to do is tie it with a similar computer.
Well, that depends. If you're playing black, its conceivable that even if you always make the optimum move, you'll still lose.
It may be that at the start of a game, white is already at "Mate in 456 moves"
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It's not at all like that. Chess is a positional game. The proper analogy would be that Deep Blue wasn't "unbeatable" because it's position was seen to be deteriorating during some stretch of the game.
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Dude, the point of the game is not to score first, but to score more times.
if the most points you can score period is around 5, then you're fucked and it's unbeatable.
Re:Seems like this would be trivial... (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes, if the most points you can score is around five, then you're fucked and it's unbeatable, yes.
However, that's not likely to be the reality. The reality is more likely to be that for each point, the computer has a 75% chance of making it and you have a 25% change of making it. So in the vast majority of cases, the computer is going to outscore you 3:1 ... but if you were to have an incredible string of luck, and hit your 25% 5 times in a row -- the computer probably couldn't catch up before you hit 7. Yes, the odds are certainly not in your favor, but winning (reaching 7 points first) is not impossible.
Now, as I understand it, the computer does learn, so it's skill at playing you should increase over time, but humans can learn too.
Either way, if you can ever score on the computer, then it's not unbeatable. It might require incredible luck, but if you can get lucky enough to score once, you can get lucky enough to score seven times in a row. (Though it seems to me that you ought to be able to make a computer that is unbeatable, just make it fast enough to deal with the fastest possible puck moving in the most crazy possible way. Then you'd never score on it, unless something actually broke/failed.)
Re:Seems like this would be trivial... (Score:4, Funny)
I'll let your argument stand, but only because Federer lost.
You're getting off easy.
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The Sega Genesis actually had a 68000 microprocessor so it can do 32-bit math.
A couple of suggestions (Score:2)
Guitar Hero! :-)
Build a robot that plays Guitar Hero (yes, by actually watching the TV and physically manipulating the guitar). You'll get practice in machine vision, compensating for the variable delays in the screen-to-sensor-to-actuator-to-guitar links, and to finance the project, you can sell saved games with 100% perfect on every song
Work out a novel locomotion technique
We've seen wheeled, tracked, and legged robots. Flying robots and swimming robots are coming along. And then there was the snake-bot.