Survivor Buddy, a Friendly Robot Rescuer 109
Roland Piquepaille writes "The St. Petersburg Times, Florida, reports that a well-known robot designer, Robin Murphy, a professor of computer science and engineering at the University of South Florida (USF), 'plans to add a heart to robot rescuers.' As says USF, the goal is to develop 'a robot that will be a companion to a person who may be trapped after a car crash or in building ruins following an earthquake, or someone pinned down by sniper fire.' As said Murphy, 'robots can provide not only a sense of being a 'buddy' by playing soothing music or providing other entertainment, the robot also can be the audio and video link between survivor and family.' Murphy will develop this robot with some money coming from Microsoft. But read more for additional references and a picture of Murphy with her robot rescuers."
This robot almost saved my life (Score:3, Funny)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM [youtube.com]
Oh look your bleeding, don't worry buddy there's always more where that came from, oh come on now cheer up
don't panic or anything, but I have spotted an incy wincy spot fire next to the fuel line
while you start to lose consciousness here's a little ditty to cheer you up
"Always look on the bright side of life
Nice Concept, Small Audience (Score:4, Insightful)
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I don't want a link to my family while I'm dying
I think that this is intended for the times when your survival is in doubt, not when your death is sure. Part of the problem in these situations is that the people can give up and die, whereas if they struggled to live they would. It's about giving people reasons to continue to fight to survive at a time when they might decide that it is impossible.
Example: a person falls into a well and has to kick her or his feet to stay above water and breathe. After some time of this, the person is tired and may d
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This kind of robot would act to find ways to encourage the person to continue kicking.
Why doesn't it, you know, give her a hand? The robot is either holding onto something, and can therefore help her support herself in the water, or attached to the woman in the well, in which case it's more weight and dragging her down.
The sniper fire example also indicates this. Assume that you are in a location where the sniper can't reach you. So long as you stay there, you are safe. One danger is that you might get frustrated with waiting and leave safety. A robot like this could make the waiting more bearable by providing things that you can do other than stare at the walls.
No joke, some soldiers carry gameboys and other things just to pass by the dull moments. There are lots of dull moments.
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Oooh, soothing music! (Score:5, Funny)
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go stick your head in a pig (Score:2)
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As if cheerful people were not enough now I may well be subjected to cheerful robotic buddies.
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Robot: Sir, I can't help but notice that this sniper fire is making you miserable. Is there anything I can do to cheer you up? I can hum a few soothing songs for you?
Me: You know what would really cheer me up? Put this shirt on and walk out into the middle of that street, turn around, pull down your pants, and point your bum in the direction of that window up there.
Top five Survivor Buddy songs for your sniper fire (Score:2, Funny)
2: "A View to a Kill" by Duran Duran
3: "Shoot Me Again" by Metallica
4: "Here I Am" by Emmylou Harris
5: "Contrecoup" by They Might Be Giants
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Which turns out to be just the thing MyGyver needs; he shreds the napkins into fine paper dust, stuffs some steel tubing ripped from the robot's chassis with it, banging each end shut with debris. A pair of wires from the robot's power harness leads into the tubing.
He then touches the wires to the robot's battery, and the homemade bomb fizzles. Fortunately, the robot's Li-ion battery is constructed from Chinese made
Remind you of anything? (Score:1, Funny)
Reminds me of the Weighted Companion Cube in Portal.
Sadly, after successfully rescuing you, it cannot accompany you, and must be euthanized...
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Predicts the future. (Score:3, Funny)
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And as a Testament to the Fla University system... (Score:2, Informative)
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There is money coming from Microsoft (Score:1, Funny)
Of course... (Score:5, Funny)
Get help screaming for your mom
Just scream like a little girl without help
Please hold, your life is important to us ... (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, if I'm pinned in a car wreck and bleeding to death, I would like nothing more than to listen to muzak and hear a recorded voice urging me to be patient.
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20 minutes later:
"It has been a pleasure serving you!"
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GPP (Score:3, Funny)
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Uncanny vally (Score:5, Insightful)
I think this robot could easily be a victim of the uncanny valley. If it were too friendly, it would come across as making light of a serious situation and would potentially feel patronizing.
I mean seriously, if I'm trapped under a building, I'm really not going to be in the mood for emotionally bonding with a robot.
To avoid the uncanny valley, the robot needs to be be friendly but not like a dog or person. Instead it should be like a friendly car or other reliable tool that we feel safe using.
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b) Surely it could just beep and boop, if it wasn't directly transmitting human voices? Everyone's seen Star Wars- if you made it sound like R2 I don't think anyone would interpret it as patronizing.
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The trick is not to try to make the robot human like; the trick is to give the robot behaviors that are purposeful and reassuring, and let human imagination bridge the gap.
How many military personnel have developed almost human feelings towards machines who they ha
Re:bad scenarios (Score:4, Funny)
Human: I'm bleeding from my arm!
Robot: Someone is beating you with harm? Deploying pepper spray now!
Human: My eyes!
Robot: You want fries? Now calling McDonalds.
I am not a child (Score:5, Funny)
The idea of this seems like MS Office's Clippy, only a hundred times worse. "Looks like you're fucked! Would you like help? I can sing you a song!"
Fuck off and die, Clippy. I don't need a robot to act as a homing beacon or communications device when a simple cell phone or radio is capable of performing the same role. So, unless you can dig me out of here, or actually do something to provide life support, I'm kinda busy right now.
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If you're trapped in a cave where the entrance is blocked off by a 5 ton boulder, I don't see much for you to do, so talking/playing with a robot doesn't seem so bad to me. Especially since I would be hoping that the entire rescue crew is too busy to be digging me out of the situation rather than talking to my lonely self.
Seems like the parent poster just wants to snipe
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Roomba. iPod. Duct tape. (Score:4, Insightful)
Erm, they *do* have Mantovani on iTMS, right?
Just one question..... (Score:3, Funny)
Where's my paddleball? (Score:1)
A friendly robot buddy? I hope they name it Floyd.
Then... (Score:1)
What a stupid idea! (Score:2)
And before you protest, sure, they can eat the heart and get some nutrients and liquid from it but why not send them robots with cookies and lemonade instead? They taste much better and are a lot cheaper.
note: I didn't read the summary as I'm posting late and every second counts.
More than just an iPod (Score:3, Insightful)
This intervention will be bigger and bigger as nanotechnology improves and evolves into self-constructing robots that can crawl through virtually any crevice.
Privacy issues related to this are a whole other story.
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Just what I need when pinned down by snipers (Score:2)
Maybe if it was designed to go out and draw some fire, it would be both useful and entertaining!
Who thinks up this shite?
Friendly Robot Overlords (Score:1)
Sirius Cybernetics marketing department at work? (Score:5, Insightful)
"Other examples of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's record with sentient technology include an armada of neurotic elevators, hyperactive ships' computers and perhaps most famously of all, Marvin the Paranoid Android. Marvin is a prototype for the GPP feature, and his depression and "terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side" are due to unresolved flaws in his programming. Ironically, the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "your plastic pal who's fun to be with".
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy electronic guidebook defined the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes" with "a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the part of robotics correspondent." The story notes that a version of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that "had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future" defined the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
Friendly? (Score:1)
A more useful robot (Score:4, Insightful)
But (duh) people who live in places where snipers are a problem, or places where buildings don't have to be constructed to 100-year earthquake codes, tend not to have the disposable income to spend on personal robots.
Is a vibrator a 'personal robot'? Maybe, if it tells you that it loves you.
Is this Slashdot story a joke? Did I miss April First again? I thought that it was May, maybe I'm just ahead of my time.
Why don't they.. (Score:1)
wow thats a good idea? (Score:1)
Survivor Buddy, A Friendly Robot Rescuer
I would prefer if the robot designers dedicated more research to more necessary functions, like checking a pulse/breathing, providing food/water etc. This seems way too gimmicky, and if you're trapped at the bottom of a mine, a singing, friendly robot won't be as useful as say, a robot that fires lasers. Wait, that wouldn't help much either. Maybe if the miners were bored and wanted some entertainment. Nothing is more fun than playing with lasers, until somebody goes blind. Then it's a lawsuit.
2 words (Score:2, Funny)
Now, who said that robots don't have hearts? (Score:1)
Great (Score:1, Funny)
If trapped, all I need is... (Score:2)
better idea (Score:1)
General Motors (Score:1)
What if the robot decides to turn into a nazi ss death head, when you wreck and the operator on the On Star system hears you
Robot providing comfort? (Score:1)
Sigh..... (Score:2)
-Yeah. Like I relly want to listen to a robot sing "Feelngs" why my family watches me spend the day getting shot at. Real good.
Make it able to RECORD a message (Score:3, Interesting)
Fiction becomes fact once again... (Score:1)
While I don't doubt the idea has been around long before, this reminds me of the "autoremotes" from the Elite novella "The Dark Wheel" [clara.net];
"Blinking through its solitary monitor, it hovered over his face like a squat, legless dachsund hound and pumped adrenalin, oxygen and glucose into his bloodstream. Alex opened his eyes and panicked slightly. The autoremote calmed him down with a quick pumpsurge of tetval.
The robot's voice whispered in his ears, 'Brandy? Scotch? Vodka? I am equipped with a full range
robot regulation (Score:1)
Who wants a buddy? (Score:1)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture#Drones [wikipedia.org]
Social balance (Score:1)
Clippy UI (Score:2)
Microsoft Robot (Score:1)
Wilson? (Score:2)
Neat idea though. A lot of the effort of surviving is keeping motivated and staying positive.
Shades of "Total Recall"... (Score:2)
RB: You're stuck under a building with a Rescue Buddy!
Victim: I mean, what am I doing here?
RB: I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?
Victim: How did I get stuck under a building?
RB: The building fell over; you got stuck!
Duh, an iPod isn't a necessity in life (Score:2)
Buddy robots? Who needs them (Score:1)
Bots in peril... (Score:1)
Clarifications for those interested... (Score:1)
It looks like you're writing your last farewell.. (Score:1)
Would you like help with that?
a) Write a quick goodbye to mom and dad before you bleed out.
b) Write a long sorrowful goodbye blaming the world.
c) Write an apology to all your EXs
d) Write a letter admitting to all that you have done wrong - warning low on disk space.
Given to need... (Score:1)