Homemade Robot Patrols Atlanta Streets 324
Josh Fink brings news of an Atlanta resident who has created a remote control robot to scare off criminals during the night. Rufus Terrill, an engineer, uses it to patrol the streets and encourage drug dealers and other shady characters to move on. Local residents call it his "Robocop." From CNN:
"It's a barbecue smoker mounted on a three-wheeled scooter, and armed with an infrared camera, spotlight, loudspeaker and aluminum water cannon that shoots a stream of icy water about 20 feet. Operated by remote control, the robot spotlights trespassers on property down the street from his bar, O'Terrill's. Using a walkie-talkie, Terrill belts out through the robot's loudspeaker, 'That's private property. You guys need to get out of here.'"
If it's Robocop... (Score:5, Funny)
Just push it over (Score:5, Funny)
i'm surprised (Score:4, Funny)
Yet.
Can you say "better than being tasered?" (Score:5, Funny)
Hagin adds, "Then, it becomes an assault no matter where it happens."
Assault? That seriously puts kids and the super soaker company in serious trouble? WTF?
Seriously, assault? Perhaps, since the robot is black, it should only presume to act like the black night in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail' movie?
Re:Well, it's an idea... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well, it's an idea... (Score:5, Funny)
In spray paint.
On its shiny metal ass.
rj
Droids (Score:2, Funny)
It's extra funny (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just push it over (Score:5, Funny)
Dalek Tipping
Re:It's extra funny (Score:4, Funny)
You! That's Private Property... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, You! In the ski mask. You're trespassing. You knocked me over. Stop that. You and your accomplice are in violation. Cease lifting me up immediately. Don't put me in the bed of that pickup. That's theft. Stop driving away, that's (garbled) Come (garbled) back...
Re:Well, it's an idea... (Score:3, Funny)
This is slashdot. Here we'd 1) jam the signal to incapacitate & nab it
2) reconfigure & overtake the rf control
3) refill it with gasoline & tape a burning zippo to the nozzle.
4) send it back to the owner and make it look like an accident
Re:Assault (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well, it's an idea... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You! That's Private Property... (Score:5, Funny)
Robot wars! (Score:3, Funny)
Soon, the whole thing escalates to a super-serious Robot Wars on the city streets!
Mechanical gangs fighting it out for street territory!
Soon, everyone would be too scared to go out at night in case they run into a gang of robots; barricading themselves in their homes and lying awake in horror to the sounds of the metallic carnage going outside their windows!
Melodrama aside, it would be pretty cool to watch the all-out robotic street brawls --from a distance. It'd be like something out of Terminator.