Official 700MHz Bidder List 75
j.sanchez1 writes "Wired has the scoop on the official bidder list for the 700MHz auction slated for January 24, 2008. Here are PDFs of the lists of accepted applications (96 names) and incomplete applications (170). Along with AT&T and Verizon, Google and Paul Allen's Vulcan Spectrum are in on the bidding."
Xpressweb Internet Services? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why do the rest even bother? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm rich! (Score:5, Funny)
No revenue range for Google? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why do the rest even bother? (Score:3, Funny)
Next day:
Gerbil Grooming owner: Hello, FCC. What are the requirements for bidding in the wireless auction?
FCC: Fill out this paperwork...and the minimum bid is $4.6B...
Gerbil Grooming owner: Great, send over that paperwork!
Two weeks later:
FCC: We are going to start the bidding at $4.6B.
Gerbil Grooming owner: (raises hand and snickers).
FCC: Ok, do I hear 4.8B?
Google: (raises hand and snickers).
FCC: Do I hear $5B?
Gerbil Grooming owner: (raises hand and laughs out loud)
FCC: Do I hear $5.5B?
(silence)
FCC: Going once, twice, sold to Gerbil Grooming for $5B!
Gerbil Grooming owner: (laughing slowly fades as reality sets in...then you hear him whisper under his breath) oh shit
Next day:
Gerbil Grooming owner: Yes, I'd like to take out a loan
Banker: Sure, how much?
Gerbil Grooming owner: Lets see (pulls out calculator) about $4.98B
Banker: (begins laughing)
30 minutes later:
Banker: (continuing laughing, wipes tear from eye)
Banker: No, seriously. How much