Toshiba Builds Ultra-Small Nuclear Reactor 683
DeusExCalamus writes "Toshiba has developed a new class of micro size Nuclear Reactors that is designed to power individual apartment buildings or city blocks. The new reactor, which is only 20 feet by 6 feet, could change everything for small remote communities, small businesses or even a group of neighbors who are fed up with the power companies and want more control over their energy needs."
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Someone should have told the students (Score:5, Funny)
Incredible. (Score:5, Funny)
this should be great news to MIT (Score:4, Funny)
Good thing I am not a kid anymore (Score:2, Funny)
This is heavy, Doc. (Score:2, Funny)
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What's on the inside? (Score:2, Funny)
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Warning... (Score:5, Funny)
And but? (Score:2, Funny)
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And be thankful for the privilege!
Get off my lawn ya whippersnapper!
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The new reactor, which is only 20 feet by 6 feet
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Carbon credits?
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Such an old fellow, for such a high user ID...
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I'll get my coat.
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And I didn't get turned on!
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Instruction manual (Score:5, Funny)
I can just imagine the operating manaul:
"Thank you to use Nuclear-Friend. The main characteristic in machine of control rod moves in with slim middle, can nimble neutron dependable work send, of via sea warmness thusly turbine twist out machine-wind.
ALERTNESS, magnet-imprison with ionisation threatening badass. Fleeting bioluminescence in bird appendage observation, conjunction Cherenkov neon likeness, linking chain of no command (barking!) to blinking indications. Personages of vicinity ascending fucking with sparks! Ability detriment remove with "fast-neutron-sheilding-blanket" (slowly neutrons with alacrity) to mammalian sex babylove machine faulty. As packing box inside includes dosimeter for life-spirit guard dog is. Un-normal witness with e=mc2 of cloudy fungus c.10km bigness, warranty glue not connected."
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BUZZES IN: What is the planet Mercury?
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Duhhhh. It was uphill both ways.
That's an easy answer... (Score:1, Funny)
He ate the neighbor's Korean genetically-engineered mutant cat.
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