"Bear" Robot to Rescue Wounded Troops 331
Jim Hall writes "The US military is developing a robot with a teddy bear head to help carry injured soldiers out of combat. The "friendly appearance" of the robot is designed to put the wounded at ease. The 6ft tall Bear can cross bumpy ground without toppling thanks to a combination of gyroscopes and computer controlled motors to maintain balance. It is expected to be ready for testing within five years. 'It is also narrow enough to squeeze through doorways, but can lift 135kg (500 lbs.) with its hydraulic arms in a single smooth movement, to avoid causing pain to wounded soldiers. While the existing prototype slides its arms under its burden like a forklift, future versions will be fitted with manoeuvrable hands to gently scoop up casualties. The Bear is controlled remotely and has cameras and microphones through which an operator sees and hears. It can even tackle stairs while carrying a human-sized dummy.'"
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What we need now is for some enterprising journalist to break into the lab, find the other one, be hunted down and killed by it. Then we have an episode of the X files in the making.
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Will they use this one to go collect the other one if it's damaged? I wonder what the evil one looks like...I hope it has, like, a bunny head with red glowing eyes.
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why make it menacing? (Score:4, Funny)
Give the robot a menacing look with red eyes ...
Why make it look menacing? Imagine:
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Gomer Pile looks up to see what the noise is.
"Oh look, a panda bear. How cute."
Bang!
Poor Gomer.
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If you find yourself wounded in the middle of a firefight, which will make you feel more comfortable - being carried out by a carebear that wouldn't hurt a fly, or being carried out by something that looks like it will decimate any opposition in its path?
If I see am wounded in battle and see something that looks like Nemesis from RE:Apocolypse coming at me, I'm gonna have a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest if its on MY side...and a warm, squishy feeling in my pants if it isn't.
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Actually, I'd rather be carried out of the battle by something with a big Red Cross or Red Crescent symbol on the side, with no offensive armaments at all. While certainly some foes ignore the conventions of war, any foe is justified in shooting an armed piece of technology with an RPG.
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I'd, personally, feel much more comfortable being carried by a 'carebear' - because carrying me is it's sole job. Stopping to fight means a longer time before I get to safety and medical attention.
This is also why combat medics (for years) have be
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Although I would keep the friendly benign face. For some reason it seems creepier.
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Wow. But the last time I checked, 135kg * 2.205 lb./kg ~= 298 lbs.
Where'd the extra 202 lbs. come from?
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I think the military is at least twice as worried as the average civilian about the concept of putting guns on machines that can think "for themselves" (I know this is an inaccurate way of phrasing artificial cognition in its current stage, so all picky whining will be ignored).
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You want to hit the insurgency where it hurts... in their religion. Send robot devil in after them.
Absolutely. I bet sectarian violence would end in a heart beat if they were united against a common enemy. Right now, the only candidate is US soldiers, which sucks for us, but wouldn't it be great if they were instead united against our army of robot devils? After all, we are the Great Satan [wikipedia.org] to their neighbors.
For bonus points, make the robots look like the Horde from WoW, and get the Dept. of Defense to release a WoW "expansion" in which the players unwittingly control the robot army, a la Ender's Game. Use the profits to fund the war.
Alternative: make the robots enact Wii tennis, with grenade-balls that explode on the second bounce. Threaten to send them into Sadr City or wherever the latest hotspot is unless the locals work things out for themselves.
One more thing: instead of making robotic kill-bears, why not just breed actual bears for combat? Black bears aren't particularly scary, but grizzlies are terrifying. Put some body armor and a control mechanism on them, and away you go.
If everybody is going to hate us anyway, we might as well do something really cool to deserve their animosity.
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In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Park rangers report a rash of picnic basket thefts by large robotic creatures with teddy bear heads.
Aye, Boo Boo?
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It's actually... *drumroll*...
I, for one, welcome our new CARE-bear overlords
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Robot Bear Tackles Stairs, Leaves Soldier Behind (Score:5, Funny)
So long as it works with the new Hello Kitty Laptop to run it remotely, sounds like a plan.
I for one welcome our
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Full Metal Panic Fumoffu time.
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I agree with you. I would think that painting a flag on every side, maybe the branch of service emblem, and some cool saying would be better. In a pain induced haze would you be more reassured by a big teddy bear, or a giant chromed-out machine with the stars and stripes on it and the saying "You'll get back!" (variation of the line from Terminator) on the side? You might be confused by the giant robot, but if it has the flag on it, you know it's on YOUR side. I just hope they don't become self-aware.
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I'm glad they settled on the "bear" look then. Now that that hurdle has been overcome, the only other matter, of designing and building a functional, reliable semi-autonomous bipedal robot, should be trivial.
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Anyway, I see a lot of skepticism about this design, but I think it's great. TFS makes it sound like the robot is designed with a furry brown teddy bear head, but it's more just a friendly robot face. Having been rescued from death (although not the battlefield kind) before, I would say that it's a great idea to have something like that when the people it will be picking up are not thinking clearly.
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I've had to deal with people during and after physical trauma. They can be extremely irrational and even combative toward anyone that tries to help them especially if their injuries were obtained in a combat situation.
Speaking personally, my fight instinct gets triggered if someone tries to sedate me. As I start to go under, I have to stop myself from attacking anyone in the room (makes for
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pfft, that old thing?
That's pre-9/11 thinking.
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In all honesty, humans are extremely effective at recovering wounded from hostile zones. They only cases where they are not effective, a giant white Robot with no situational awareness and an inviting teddy bear look would be even less useful, and the support and maintenance would be a PITA. Someone's gonna look at the cost and complexity of this, and decide it's got no battle value.
Then someone will have lunch with the constructor, and a budget line will mysteriously materialize.
But, let's be serious: if we ever have an army of hairless teddy bears, then militarism has truly gone mad.
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Well duh! Because then it would violate the three laws of robotics! Sheesh! don't you young'uns know anything?
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Also how the hell is it going to balance as some guy flails, kicks and screams because he wants to go and save his friends even though he's lost his legs?
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I mean I guess it's better than one deliberately designed to be terrifying (though that would be funny, especially if given an evil robot voice "I am here to save your worthless flesh, meatbag!"), but not by much. I
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Seriously, that's the first thing I thought of.
The most creepy things of all are those that are somewhat humanoid, but just slightly-off somehow.
Like a humanoid robot with a robot teddy bear head pretty much fits that perfectly.
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Seriously, there's a reason Pedo-bear is such a popular meme. It's extrememly creepy to see something so supposedly cute doing bizarrly out of context things. Especially when you've got the whole 'uncanny valley' coming into play, with both the robotics and the fixed, glassy stare.
A much better idea would be to structure the robot as clearly not humanoid, but just as clearly not intimidating. Something like a walking stretcher or the robotic donkey they recently tested. Preferably not with a less-than-use
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Seriously, there's a reason Pedo-bear is such a popular meme.
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A robot version of this thing would be truly creepy.
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In today's news, soldiers across the United States have demanded to have their MRI's analyzed to determine if the United States Government is secretly lacing said MRI's with hallucinogens. Soldiers have reported seeing Tickle Me Elmo, Barnie, The Count, Bert and Ernie during battles in Iraq and Afghanistan. Military officials declined to comment on these apparitions
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Not quite a teddy bear, but I imagine the same emotional response to a six-foot tall teddy-bear headed thing...
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You can be as cool or as macho as you want but when you're bleeding out and close to death... all that swagger goes away and you will most likely do anything you can to get away from the pain and your own mortality. This doesn't mean that you'd be sobbing or hysterical but *any* comfort you can find you will cling onto.
It's also been proven, time and again, that a patients survival rate is influenced by their state of mind.
So... a "teddy bear" head may seem stupid or silly but it is actually a very well conceived and valid idea. Beyond the patient's needs, there is the very real likely possibility that a "friendly" looking robot is less likely to be attacked by the enemy.
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There is no chivalry in modern warfare.
Think about it: Injured soldier on field, medic coming to rescue. Hmm, let him perform the rescue: Enemy has 2 soldiers. Shoot the medic: Enemy down 2 soldiers, and maybe they'll send another.
It's morally deplorable, but so is war.
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It requires an operator, so it is not saving much manpower. Maybe one operator instead of two people to pick up someone? Is it flexible enough to run like hell if shells start dropping nearby?
If it is not safe to send in the medic then wouldn't this be a good target?
What happens when it gets shot? The image of it falling with someone in its arms isn't exactly reassuring
Cool design, just not sure of a good use.
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Damn! That is SO much better than the prototype my startup has been working on for five years, which has a metal skull for a head and wears grim reaper robes. Teddy bears! Why didn't we think of that?? I mean, we should have realized we were on the wrong path since our prototypes weren't testing well (lots of heart attacks in the focus groups)... boy is my face red.
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I build military bots, and I love this concept, I've even seen the current prototype. This is something we need and I wholly support the effort but this press release is pure marketing. The current prototype can't walk, and as far as I could tell it can't even stand yet, the prototype has large wheels where the 'knees' are currently.
I'm sure this story is a calculated attempt to get development money, and that's good, but it's couched in terms that make it sound like the technology is ready to go, which it's not. Five years is a long time, expect lots of program and design changes between now and then, and depending on politics (i.e. military funding) it may get scrapped entirely.
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Maybe not Teddy Bear Head... but there is the Head of Vecna [users.tkk.fi]...
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That's because Vecna kept it a secret so all the other liches wouldn't make fun of him. They didn't understand that Vecna just needed something that loved him unconditionally, and though he was damaged, Teddy's plush head was full of love.
The story about the Head of Vecna in the other reply is hilarious, btw, you should read it.
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Obviously, NASA did the metric to English units conversion for this.
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I guess they didn't want to wait around until the Furby design hit public domain.