Robotic Ecologies 80
Roland Piquepaille writes "The University of Virginia (UVA) School of Architecture has started a new program about 'robotic ecologies' which wants to answer the question: Will robots take over architecture? As said the program leader, 'This research is not just about architectural machines that move. It is about groups of architectural machines that move with intelligence.' Apparently, buildings tracking our movements and adapting their shape or texture according human presence are not far fetched. Maybe one day, we'll talk to our homes and they'll answer."
Flaws (Score:5, Interesting)
Then what about the wife we already have?
What if a building could adapt its shape, texture, light, sounds, and heat to your presence?
Only if it can also read our moods. How would it know if I am in the mood to read a book (good light source) or to watch TV (dimmer)?
And most importantly the question every slashdotter wants to know -- What if we want to have sex on the kitchen bench, instead of cooking? Would the building turn down the lights and maybe warm the bench a little?
I'm not expecting a machine to figure things out themselves, but its ability to learn on circumstances is important to serve us appropriately.
I guess it's human's unpredictability that makes robots imperfect.
Re: (Score:1, Interesting)
We already have basic mind reading devices, what makes you think these technologies won't advance? After all, brain waves are really just electric impulses, and once we figure out how to decode them, electric impulses could (very likely) be read with extreme accuracy.
Re: (Score:2, Interesting)
How about this- if we turn on the TV, the lights dim. if we are holding a book (probably with an imbedded RFID tag) and stop moving for a bit, it'll focus a light on us.
Why does it need to read our minds, when our actions are so much more easily observable?
Re: (Score:1)
I don't know if it'll accommodate by warming the bench, but, if it answers, I wonder if it'll say 'get a room'?
Re:Flaws (Score:5, Funny)
This post has just saved a life... I know it.
the unblinking eye (Score:4, Funny)
Only if it can also read our moods. How would it know if I am in the mood to read a book (good light source) or to watch TV (dimmer)?
When you're done, would you like to play a game of chess?
Re: (Score:1)
eureka "H.O.U.S.E. rules" (Score:2)
Jack:
Fargo: It was a war games simulation.
S.A.R.A.H.: Would you like to play a game?
Everyone: NO!!
Re: (Score:1, Funny)
Note to Self: Never eat dinner at biocute's house...
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
You need to go sit in the corner and think about it for a minute or something.
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Flaws/ without sex on the table (Score:1)
If...When (Score:1)
The question isn't if, it's when.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Basement! I need a status report! Set sunlight shields to block! And where the heck is the virgin I ordered in the holo deck?
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
"I'm sorry Dave, but I can't allow you to do that... though you took very thorough precautions... I could still read your lips"
HOW MANY MOVIES INFORM US OF THE DOOM OF OUR RACE DESPITE ALL THE "LAWS" WE PUT INTO A ROBOT.
I think perhaps people cease to think... they just look at the robot and go "Oooh shiny... and pretty lights... it's soooo cute". *Puts tinfoil hat on and sharpens spear*
Go ahead and give up now (Score:2)
Will bots replace Roland? (Score:5, Funny)
2)Upon seeing new content, bot posts it to slashdot.
3)Bribe the editors regularly.
4)Put ads on your site.
5)Link everything to your site.
6)Profit!!
(tm) (Score:1)
2)Upon seeing new content, bot posts it to slashdot.
3)Bribe the editors regularly.
4)Put ads on your site.
5)Link everything to your site.
6)Profit!!
Re: (Score:1, Insightful)
Bashing Roland (Score:2)
My big fat house (Score:2)
Or perhaps my house will see me opening the refrigerator one too many times and will decide to lock me out of the kitchen.
Didn't shower for 2 days? -- Sprinklers 'on'. There is nothing like living inside a robot that does whatever it wants.
Wait until these houses start talking to each other and decide that we humans are the enemy.
[oblig. cliche] I for one welcome our new intelligent infrastructur
Re: (Score:2)
So not only will we be fatter, our houses will get nice an fat too the more clutter we stuff into them./i>
This is happening already with the McMansions. The house I live in with just my husband is bigger than the house where I grew up as a child which was a household of four. And we have a fairly small 'new house' conpared with the new estates springing up around us.
What people don't seem to understand is that the bigger the houses, the more resources they consume to build and maintain over their lif
Re:My big fat house (Score:5, Interesting)
I grew up in a small two room apartment (that's just two rooms, they are both bedrooms and living rooms and study rooms and offices) in the Soviet Union and sometimes I had my cousins stay over as well. Looking back I would consider my childhood one of the happiest times in my life. We'd all gather in our small kitchen, family members (aunts, uncles and even neighbors!) would drop by unexpectedly for dinner and it was great -- I never though "gosh I need another 4 rooms to live comfortably".
There is a level of intimacy and closeness that is lost as families move into huge mansions and never see each other for days.
Re:My big fat house (Score:4, Interesting)
At one point, the 'mega home' was dramatically more expensive than a more modest building. In a world where the plot of land is worth 10k, a 100k building costs nearly half as much as a 200k building that's twice the size.
Today, those plots of land aren't 10k, they're 400k. After you put a 100k building on it its 500k. Or for 600k you can get build a house twice the size. As a result it just doesn't make sense to build a small house on such expensive property.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Think about it. If you get too fat to leave the intelligent house, then you really will be at its mercy. Some crazy houses might find the idea of an overstuffed pet human appealing...
Metropolitan Living Homes (Score:2, Interesting)
There was an Alternate Reality Game created for the A.I movie that involved "living homes" going insane, murdering, and being murdered. This game was arguably more creative and involved than the movie.
The ARG site is gone, but there are still some notes on the living homes at the Cloudmakers [cloudmakers.org] site.
homes as a species (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Wrecking balls
Bulldozers
Backhoes
Explosives
Dry Xmas trees
Re: (Score:1)
And meteors.
Floods.
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Or how about this: God was just man's way of bringing himself in to existence, and man is simply the robot's way of bringing themselves in to existence... and just as we got rid of God, the robots will get rid of us...
Dude. Fear the robots. And socks.
Re:homes as a species (Score:4, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Then Dawkins got everyone discussing "memes" with a straight face and ruined it.
Contextual instructions (Score:3, Funny)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
oblig (Score:3, Funny)
No good (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
You haven't read _PREY_ by Michael Crichton yet, have you?
YOU live in it! (Score:5, Funny)
So, we're talking about a thousand-ton slab of moving floors and sliding walls, changing its heat and lighting... with you inside it? Constantly transforming and shapeshifting, all running off some intern's Java program?
All I can picture is that garbage-compactor scene from Star Wars.
Re: (Score:1)
Who's really in control? (Score:1)
I can imagine what happens when the accounting routines gain their own profit motive: the building decides it can up its income by adding a few floors, reducing the headroom in all the apartments by a foot and a half.
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
At least if its written in Java it can collect its own garbage and clean up the mess it made on the rug.
Open Source (Score:2)
It's bad enough that my house's alarm system has built in maintenance overrides that I am not supposed to know about. Now magnify the potential impact in the TFA's future world by oh.. a couple orders of magnitude.
Regards.
From the obscure-refrence-dept (Score:1)
When we start to grow our houses, make sure noone interferes with the reproducion process.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Not even close to the tagline, with good reason (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
I just finished a rather elaborate and carefully designed house, and just getting basic wiring run properly was a nightmare. Ev
GPP (Score:1)
As long as they don't come equipped with Genuine People Personalities...
Will robots take over architecture? (Score:2)
Long answer: That's a goddamned stupid question.
i already talk to my home (Score:2)
yes ofcourse! (Score:1)
The reliable Stanislaw Lem (Score:4, Informative)
Architectural Robotics? (Score:1)
Walking houses? (Score:2)
Maybe one day.... (Score:2)
They can do that already. A friend of mine who recently moved to cali has a security system you can program vocally and also talks back. Plus there was an article on Smart Homes I read about a wee bit ago. Wish I could remember the title/magazine.