How Practical are 20-inch Laptops? 274
GeneralPacket writes "A 20-inch laptop might sound perfect for a game of Grand Theft Auto on the way to work, or navigating a mammoth spreadsheet. But are they really usable as laptops, or are they just luggable desktops? This week CNET attempted to work on the super-sized 20-inch Dell XPS M2010 laptop while travelling across London on the subway. The resulting video review is hilarious. This is not your typical tech video review — it's actually funny, and, refreshingly, completely advertising-free. The reviewer is in constant fear that anti-terrorism police are about to swarm him. Would you use a 20-incher?"
Obligatory Penis Comment (Score:5, Funny)
On behalf of my girlfriend, I have to say the answer is yes.
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Re:You, sir.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Radius, then?
Re:Obligatory Penis Comment (Score:5, Funny)
This brings a whole new meaning to, "hung like a baby".
6 pounds 8 ounces and 20 inches long!
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"I like black laptops."
We got the double entendre, honey. Cute.
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"He will have an enormous schwanzstucker!"
"That goes without saying."
"Voof."
"He's going to be very popular."
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Obligatory Penis Comment Complementary (Score:5, Funny)
Practical Magic (Score:2)
"Any technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur Clarke
They are nothing more than desktops for Panera (Score:5, Insightful)
I rely on my Sidekick for most of my work (e-mail, calendar, and notetaking) and I use a Thinkpad for anything more serious. While I am always looking for something even smaller everyone else seems to look for something larger.
MORE POWER ARRR ARR ARR.
Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera (Score:5, Interesting)
Makes me a little sad to see people breaking their backs with these huge things, getting into fights over outlets in cafes...
No marketer would ever call my laptop a desktop replacement, but I've been doing active development on it (or one of similar size and specs) for the last several years, and have no complaints. (I don't go to lan parties, and I have a separate machine for gaming, but that's me.)
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Seems like if they had one of those plug type outlet extension boxes, this problem could be resolved simply. Every laptop I've seen always requires a massive transformer box somewhere along the power line.
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1 power squid
2 small router
3 Towel (of hand size)
4 half dozen power bars
Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera (Score:5, Interesting)
Yeah, drives me crazy. Apple don't even have a small laptop offering; their smallest is 13".
What I really want is something like a VAIO UX, only with an operating system.
Lots of manufacturers don't even bother to release their small laptops in the USA, because everyone here wants honkin' huge SUV laptops.
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Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera (Score:5, Interesting)
It's a tradeoff, some people's work is much easier with a lot of screen space. Others are more concerned with weight, keyboard feel, etc. So you might say: it's not how big it is, it's how you use it.
Just a few weeks back I was shopping for new laptops for my girlfriend and myself (yes really). We never encountered anything larger than 17 inches, but found even that size to be painfully large. We settled on matching (of course) 15.4-inchers, which are "just right."
Funny coincidence though -- like the woman interviewed in the video, my girlfriend prefers black laptops.
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There's nothing stopping you compromising and getting a small and portable laptop for carrying around and plugging it into a big screen where you do the most work. I have a 15" PowerBook as my primary laptop, and it's about as big as I would want to carry around, but a 23" Cinema HD on my desk for when portability isn't a consideration.
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Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera (Score:4, Funny)
Did anyone else read that as "something that they can take to Pantera and do their work..."? I was wondering who does work during a rock concert.
Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera (Score:5, Insightful)
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Leading question... (Score:5, Funny)
I can't believe you ended a Slashdot post with a question like this... it's like T-ball.
What are you tying to do - flush the trolls into the open?
Sheesh,
=tkk
Now he just needs... (Score:5, Funny)
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Old IBM portables anyone? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Credit where due -- they're a lot more powerful than the Osborne 1.
Not much bigger than a 17 inch (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch (Score:4, Insightful)
Personally, work gave me a 14 inch laptop which I thought was absolutely too small until I realized why they gave me a laptop rather than a desktop; I'm on site 2 days a week which means that I carry the lap-top home or to work 4 days a week. What I have found is that a 14 inch laptop is (in a lot of ways) too large and clumsy to carry around on Calgary's busy public transit system and I couldn't imagine how awkward and heavy a 20 inch laptop would be.
In my opinion a 20 inch laptop would be amazing if your goal is to drag it to and from lan-parties once or twice a week in your car, but if you're taking something to and from work every day you'd start to hate the extra size and weight.
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I carried a 17" laptop around on the Tokyo subways for a while. As long as you carry it around in a backpack, you're okay. Walking long distances to/from the train station with all the weight on a single shoulder strap or on a single hand is no fun.
Though this 20" laptop wouldn't fit in any normal backpack. 20" is obviously too much for a daily commute.
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Out of personal experience (Score:5, Interesting)
My close friend bought one of these beasts. I was fast to check it out and I've even borrowed it for personal evaluation purposes (since I wanted one myself). All I can say is that it is an outstanding machine and works perfectly if you want to watch movies while lying in your bed. It also interacts great as a media center and it has the power to play games.
What do people do when they buy a real laptop? They are usually intending to carry it around every now and then, because they might need it at work, at home and at other places. This machine does not really serve that purpose and it's obvious.
So when this reviewer is making this amusing approach of using the laptop at buses and subways, it's fairly obvious this was only an attempt to make fun of its massive size. And there's really nothing we can blame Dell for here, anwyay. With larger screens comes lesser portability. It's fairly obvious.
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Re:Out of personal experience (Score:5, Funny)
So is my TV/DVD combo and they weigh about the same!
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Re:Out of personal experience (Score:5, Insightful)
An architectural design firm in my area has a couple of these. If you look at the "power under the hood", you'll see why they chose them as portable workstations. For the CAD and graphics work they do, this model was a perfect fit, and I've never heard a complaint about it being too heavy to move from the office desk to the conference room table and back.
Now carrying this thing on a tube train during a morning commute? What are you, daft? I whine about having to carry my 5 pound Latitude and an overnight bag. My thanks to eebra82 for being able to tell the differences between apples and oranges.
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Ahhhh! (Score:5, Funny)
What a maddening video! I tried to pause it so it could load up (like You Tube, Quicktime, and every other civilized video player) and it wouldn't. It would load up the next second of video then stop buffering. Combine that with their bandwidth problems (thanks, Slashdot) and it's almost impossible to watch the video.
Still. 20"? I though 17 was too large. That thing is huge. And yet they gave it a 9.2. IT'S A FREAKING DESKTOP. As a laptop it should get a 6. Plus, it has two drives in RAID 0. That's an INGENIOUS setup for a LAPTOP.
If they marketed this as a compact, all in one, portable desktop I could see it. But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds.
Re:Ahhhh! (Score:5, Funny)
So what you're saying is that most americans should find this acceptable?
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Seems they brought this
So much for the video. (Score:5, Informative)
Seriously, I really tried to watch it. It would play for about three seconds, and then stop for "buffering." No surprise there -- I'm on a shared connection. I don't have enough bandwidth to watch something like that live.
So I thought I'd just pause it and let it load -- like any decent system ought to allow me to do -- but oh, no; it had better ideas. As soon as I put it on pause, it stopped buffering. I can tell, because the traffic through my router just abruptly stopped. When I hit play again, then it started buffering again.
How brain-dead is that? Even if I tried to play it through at its stuttering, three-seconds-per-load speed, and then rewind back to the beginning and play it again, it apparently doesn't "buffer" for very long, because it tried to reload the data.
I want to find the person who thought that encapsulating videos inside Flash objects was a good idea, and put their face in a bench vise. They could have just used a good-old streaming video object, but no. They had to do it with Flash. Well, the hell with them.
Re:So much for the video. (Score:5, Funny)
pletely unw
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cargo in tow (Score:5, Interesting)
How well can they condense the guts of it? Can they stretch out the lcd all the way to tthe edge of the bezel and keep the keys tight to the edge so there's no wasted space? The world of 17" machines like the HP 9600 (total tank) requires massive power supplies to lug around, gives you limted long-term battery life and are the loudest machines I've ever heard with 3+ fans constantly whirring away trying to keep heat to a minimum.
Good Luck (Score:5, Informative)
Envy (Score:5, Funny)
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Ugh (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't know what kind of idiot would subject themselves to this. Why not just get a nice big external display like everyone else does?
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Because you still have the problem of opening that big external display in the economy-class airplane seat.
the SUV of laptops (Score:5, Interesting)
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Full keyboards and larger displays aren't extra value? to you perhaps but I can assure you most people do feel differently. And what's up with the underpowered remark? I hate to tell you but neither of my 17 inch laptops have anything less under their hoods than most peoples desktop
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Re:the SUV of laptops (Score:4, Interesting)
The fact that anyone would want one of these things as a daily driver is a total joke. They handle, accelerate, brake, and guzzle diesel like no other civiian vehicle.
That said, the H2 is an even bigger joke since it sacrifices the ground clearance, reliability, sheer power, and ruggedness of the Hummer, but doesn't make for a better ride at all.
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I've often wondered how they can be called 'high mobility vehicles' when their 'mobility' is strictly limited to that of their attendant fuel convoy...
Much like these super monster laptops; mobility limited by availability of wall sockets (there, that should stop me being modded offtopic
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Actually, it appears to be advertised as ideal for use on a plane. I neglected to mention to click on the hyperlinks directly beneath the VM still image.
Ah, memories, of the good old days (Score:3)
Seriously, while I thought the video was really good, and I realize it was done mostly tongue-in-cheek, I have to echo what others have said. I have a Toshiba laptop. Its used for when I want to eat lunch at Panera and still get some work done, or at the library. When I need true portability, I'll use my Palm TX (and here lately, I'm using the TX at the library too).
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I wouldn't call it a laptop. (Score:2)
Hrmmm (Score:5, Funny)
+Pete
Practcal for some (Score:3, Interesting)
I think a much better question would be 'Could 20" be profitable for Dell?' It might well be - while it won't sell in the same quantities as 3 lbs 15 inchers, I'd imagine that margins on 20" would be notably higher.
First 20" Laptop? (Score:3, Informative)
I've had a chance to play with it a bit and I noticed that the Acer 9800 weighs as much as a 20" iMac!
You feel like a little kid when using it - Like you shrunk somehow.
Actually it seems fairly luggable. (Score:4, Insightful)
Is it me or does this machine also seem to be built of sterner stuff than the average Dell lappie? I work at the library at my university and we have Dell lappies exclusively. They are built like plastic pieces of crap. Loose ports are epidemic. I really baby them when I move from place to place because I know that other people don't. The toughness of this machine, I suspect, is another example of Alienware's influence.
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RAID 1 has data redundancy, but not "automatic backups", with or without quotes. If you lose a file, you lose it from all the mirrors, and can't recover it any more than if it had been on a single drive. It o
Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. (Score:4, Informative)
Slows write a little, speeds up reads.
This machine was out 2 months before Dell bought Alienware, I believe acer makes them.
Also it depends on what you consider your average dell lappie. The Inspirons are complete plastic crap you are correct, the XPS and Latitude line are quite nice, you get what you pay for...
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"The toughness of this machine, I suspect, is another example of Alienware's influence."
What evidence do you have for making these statements?
"Someone also mentioned RAID 0..."
The Dell website lists RAID 0 or RAID 1.
"I suspect it's packing a Core Duo."
Why don't you look it up on Dell's website then?
All talk, no facts.
XPS M2010 Specs (Score:5, Informative)
Yeah, not like your post, which was a fountain of knowledge.
You could at least have linked to the specs on the Dell website [dell.com], which lists the the specs as:
CPU options:
* Intel® Core(TM) 2 Duo Processor
* Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7200 (2GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
* Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7400 (2.16GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
* Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7600 (2.33GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
Other misc. info:
* Up to 4 GB of DDR2 dual channel2 memory
* 20.1" Widescreen WSXGA+ display
* 256MB ATI® MobilityTM RADEONTM X1800 Graphics Card for multimedia intensive applications.
* Integrated 1.3 megapixel web cam and array microphone
* 8 speakers and subwoofer
* Up to 240GB3 of storage across two hard drives
* Optional RAID 0 - 1
* 8x DVD/CD Burner (DVD+/-RW)4
Weight & Dimensions
* Width: 18.85"
* Height: 2.90"
* Depth: 15.90"
* Weight (lbs): 18.305
I/O Ports
* IEEE 1394 integrated port (1394 cable and software sold separately)
* 4 USB 2.0 (Universal Serial Bus) compliant 4-pin connectors
* ExpressCard Slot
* RJ45 Ethernet port
* RJ11 Modem port
* Video: Digital Video Interface (DVI)
* S-Video: 7-pin mini-DIN connector
* Component Video, S/PDIF Digital & Analog 7.1/5.1 Audio out
* 13-in-2 removable memory card reader
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Are you kidding? With only a single Radeon x1800 you'd be put to shame by anyone with Clevo's 19" that sports SLI 7900's.
This machine is the result of Dell buying Alienware
No, the first revision was introduced before that buyout. But that does lead to a more interesting question: Now that Dell, whose laptops are ODMed by Compal, owns AW is Clevo still going to remain the ODM?
Would I? Yes. Should most of you? hell no (Score:2)
never used a 20 (Score:2)
I don't have as many problems as some of the 17 inch naysayers seem to have... the battery life, while not as good as my thinkpad is good enough to be productive when i'm away from a power source and, sure, i use a backpack with mine but considering the size it's not like i'm lugging an anvil along. Anyone who's
Don't copy that floppy! (Score:3, Informative)
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I'd love one (Score:5, Insightful)
- normal keyboard (I'd love a proper keyboard, see www.pckeyboard.com)
- 2 hard drives (for RAID-1)
- bigger battery or two
- better cooling
- more I/O ports
- more expansion slots
- maybe even include a resting/charging place for a (wireless) mouse
Weight is a minor problem, price is a bigger one.
It depends (Score:2)
No way (Score:2)
It weighs 18 1/2 pounds! (Score:3, Informative)
The dimensions are less of a concern as long as it fits in a backpack or roomy laptop case, but to even call this monster a laptop is disingenuous. It is more of a "portable" computer in the sense that it can all be transported in one piece should you ever attempt to break your back moving it.
Vision issues (Score:5, Insightful)
So, there is a practical purpose for these things. Believe me, if I could work on a 13" screen, I would.
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I do all my reading on 8 1/2 by 11 inch typing paper (that's 13 inches diagonal with reasonable margins) and 10pt text. If it were any lower resolution, I would have trouble reading it.
I would buy one (Score:3, Insightful)
What's wrong with a luggable desktop? While I wouldn't want to use this in a subway, plane, bus, etc, it sounds ideal to set on your hotel room desk. I love my 12" iBook, but it is not a workstation. Its screen is too small and its keyboard too cramped. Its good for use in a cramped plane seat, but sucks trying to do real work in the hotel room. But this 20" laptop sounds like it could be my home system away from home.
Traveling on the tube? (Score:2)
Give me one luggable and one ultra portable (Score:2)
What I really want is a 10" at full 1080p.
I know this is technically possible as my Nokia 770 is 800x480 and is only 4 inches wide display.
Granted 200dpi makes for some squinting at times, but on the whole it works great especially with Opera's zoom function (which maintains font anti-aliasing). I'd love a full 1280x720 at 300dpi if they could squeeze it into the same space. I might look odd as hell, bu
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What I really want is a 10" at full 1080p.
1680x1050 is quite common for widescreen computer displays of that size. Having 1080p would be nice, but more annoying about those 1680x1050 displays is their 16/10 aspect ratio. No, I do not permanently want controls or the taskbar or such being displayed when watching a video, and having black bars above and below a widescreen program on a widescreen display is jus
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There are full 1080p displays in 15" and 17", why not this EXPENSIVE 20"?
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First of all, I'd rather want a 1080p resolution display on such a machine as well.
Then, many video cards do not support the native resolution of a 1080p display but do support 1680x1050. Of course in case of this laptop, it would be possible to select v
Smaller is better (Score:2)
My next laptop will be as small and light as possible; probably a 12" screen, and I hope 4 pounds. I don't even care if it even HAS batteries; I never use a laptop anywhere that I don't have a 110v socket anyway, even in my car. For me a laptop can't be my only machine or replace a desktop anyway because I really need a ton of storage and the ability to plug in a wide range of perip
What, seriously, is the point? (Score:2)
The only advantage I can see to this over, say, a small notebook and a large monitor, is the battery power. If you HAVE to have a 20 inch screen and you have to have it someplace with no power outlets, that's obviously the thing to get. Otherwise, a desktop is going to be cheaper, more upgradeable, and probably more powerful. A real notebook will be more usable on the roa
What I really want... (Score:4, Insightful)
I get the point of these massive laptops - they're really just more convenient "portable computers" for people who want something that's all in one and easy to move from desk to desk.
However, what I really want (and I'm sure many would agree) is a small - 12" - 14" laptop that can drive *two* external monitors (I'd even be only marginally disappointed if it required disabling the internal screen to do so).
I'd really like a laptop to use (for work) as my only machine, but I'm way too used to having a pair of 21" LCDs to use anything smaller for real work.
I am somewhat surprised Apple hasn't brought out a machine capable of this - but then again I'd expect it to come from one of the less well known manufacturers (like Asus) first.
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But it's not the cheap option.
17" (Score:2)
Laptops are supposed to be *portable* devices, not complete desktop replacements. If you want that, buy a docking station..
This is a desktop replacement! (Score:4, Interesting)
It is very nice to be able to pick the machine up, move it to the kitchen, use it there, and move it back later. I could *NEVER* do that with a desktop machine without dismantling it. For one thing, there are too many pieces to move...the e1705 only has two pieces to move, and with the battery, I can unplug the power and move it too without powering down. The best thing about it is being able to conveniently take a fully-powered machine to a friend's house (think LAN party, but I don't use it like that).
The Dell 2010 is really a "briefcase PC" (I like that term...thanks). It folds up and closes with a handle just like a briefcase. It probably couldn't be used on my swingarm desk, but it still could be used in less space than a desktop, can move all in one piece, and unplug for short periods of time, and can move to others' houses. Trying to use this on the Underground is just silly. This machine is "this generation's" luggable.
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Get it here. [adobe.com]
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I have one and I'm not disappointed. Yes, the screen reflects like a mirror, and you could actually use it instead of a mirror
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