What is Microsoft's Origami Project? 243
An anonymous reader writes "Rumors are running around the web about a new Microsoft gadget codenamed Origami that will be unveiled on March 2nd. Speculation can be found on Designtastesgood, Scobleizer, and Thatedeguy, and WindowsForDevices has a description and photos of a prototype Origami device built by National Semiconductor 2001. Anybody out there know more about this new device?"
But... (Score:1)
No But... (Score:4, Funny)
The real question is can you wipe you ass with it ?
Re:But... (Score:5, Funny)
Ode to the Origami
It does many things
but it is from Microsoft
it must not be good
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Many things does it
but from Microsoft it is
be good must it not
Now instead of haiku (on topic within the context of Origami) you get mod points for sounding like an insightful 400 year old Jedi Knight here on
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Before he died, Master Yoda wrote a poem shorter in length, but similar in meaning:
Hmmm?
Re:But... (Score:2)
I'm going to fucking fold that guy! *fling* [designboom.com]
From the name, you'd think so... (Score:2)
Re:But... (Score:2, Funny)
The best part is that after you make them, they'll change their color to blue, and will never fly away.
Of course you want to roll them bigger (Score:2)
Astroturf (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Astroturf (Score:2)
It's right up there with 'someone created a photoshop of what they want the Video iPod to look like, and Apple said they're going to announce something soon, so this might be it, right?'
I agree, there's a lot of speculative stuff posted on Slashdot now - I think the "editors" need to work out what they want this site to be. It's slower than most other tech sites are at reporting real news
I know what it is (Score:3, Funny)
Future viewer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Future viewer (Score:5, Funny)
"4"
"1... 2... 3... 4..."
"Pick a color"
"Blue"
"A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current application will be terminated."
Netcraft confirms it (Score:3, Funny)
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered origami community when slashdot confirmed that origami market share has dropped yet again, even before it was released to the genral public.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict origami's future. The hand writing is on the wall: origami faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for origami because origami is dying. Things are lo
Re:Future viewer (Score:2)
Re:Future viewer (Score:2)
"Um... Yellow.. No -- Blue! AIIIIIiiieeeee....! "
Re:I don't get it... (Score:2, Informative)
The linked image shows it with a face, but when I grew up, you would write the numbers or letters on each face (like 1, 2, 3, and 4). You can put four fingers into it. Then you can open the "mouth" horizontally or vertically. You would tell someone to pick a number. Then you would count 1 (open horiz), 2, (open vert), 3 (open horiz), 4 (open vert). Once you open it, 4 more faces appear. Maybe they have 4 colors. The person picks a color. Then, you unfold whichever
Re:I don't get it... (Score:2)
Re:Future viewer (Score:3, Funny)
Not sure... (Score:4, Funny)
This is like "I Love Bees," only minus the whimsicial veneer.
Re:Not sure... (Score:2)
Why? because it's made by Microsoft or because it says "touch me"?
Re:Not sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Plus, the "Do you know where I can go" bit. Now I'm going to worry that a thing from Microsoft that wants me to touch it can go under my bed and wait for me to fall asleep.
Re:Not sure... (Score:2)
Re:Not sure... (Score:2, Funny)
Do you realise who you're dealing with?
Do you even know who the fuck I am?!
I'm going to FUCKING BURY YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
I've done it before, and I'll do it again! I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!
Re:Not sure... (Score:2, Funny)
Personally, I would rather picture Clippy being mangled as I use him to hotwire a car's ignition.
Re:Not sure... (Score:3, Funny)
The Suspense (Score:2)
Re:The Suspense (Score:2, Funny)
Why is Bill Gates telling me to "Touch me" His heavy heartbeat amid the ambient backdrop is quite erotic.
Hmm, "Bill Gates" and "erotic" in the same sentence. Didn't see that coming!
OUCH! alright, who threw the damn apple?!? OUCH, fine i'm lea OUCH...
I feel so dirty. (Score:5, Funny)
So far, it's said "Touch me. Hello. Do you know me? Do you know what I can do? and where i can go? or how I can change your life?"
Sheesh.. Next it'll ask "What are you wearing?" and "What's your credit card #, baby"?
Re:I feel so dirty. (Score:2)
Re:I feel so dirty. (Score:2)
Sounds like one of those conversations people on the subway have with me.
Just more info on 3.2.06 (Score:1)
Such a tease.
Countdown for Linux (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Countdown for Linux (Score:2)
Re:Countdown for Linux (Score:2)
New for nerds? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:New for nerds? (Score:2)
you got a problem with your eyes? Journalism is journalism, the media doesn't matter.
Alos, people with two braincells might actually go to microsofts web site and do a search to look at the National Semiconducters paper the Multifunction Information Appliance.
Would you say the same if were Apple? (Score:2)
Re:Would you say the same if were Apple? (Score:2)
I have an idea (Score:2, Troll)
Seriously, I'm sure whatever it is, there will be plenty of time to figure out how it's not an iPod killer.
sounds familiar (Score:2)
A device for carrying on an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is.
It's worked before, why not again?
Re:sounds familiar (Score:2)
Co-incidentally this is also the exact wording of the patent application, which will be approved any time soon...
A guess (Score:2)
Re:A guess (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, but Origami must be a code name since the real name will probably be something like "Microsoft Thing". What past names have they used? "Windows", "Office", "Media Player", "Explorer", mostly very generic.
It will probably be something like new version of Windows Media Player but with 2 important changes:
1. 3 more butt-ugly usability-challenged "skins"
2. Even less screen real estate available for content.
Or wait... "origami" means folding something up in a complicated way...
Yeah, that's it! It's a new kind of DRM that folds up your content into a confusing shape that you can't unfold (unencrypt) without tearing.
Re:A guess (Score:2)
The trick is to push the ends of the trap inward... shit, DRM, forgot.
Project Orimami? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Project Orimami? (Score:2)
I highly recommend... at least you know what your really getting!
Origami, is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock. Origami Boulder is wadded up paper! You understand now, dumbo? Then hurry up and buy wadded paper!
Re:Project Orimami? (Score:2)
With a name like that...
The project is destined to fold...
So close to a haiku
Re:Project Orimami? (Score:2)
5 Origami-San,
7 Project is destined to fold,
5 With a name like that.
still doesn't talk about seasons though
Re:Project Orimami? (Score:2)
He may be small but only in size-
ASTROTURF, ASTROTURF
You will ignore him if you are wise!
No idea (Score:4, Funny)
ORIGAMI because "Microsoft Blackberry" (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:ORIGAMI because "Microsoft Blackberry" (Score:3, Funny)
And also MicroBerry and Berry Microsoft didn't make it past marketing...
not that it matters... (Score:2, Funny)
Just weird... The first thought I had looking at the site was that it looked almost exactly like the one for linuxdevices.com... Second, read the article there.. YAWN!!! More gadgetry that people will get excited about till the next latest and greatest thing arrives in a few months.
Look at this! (p
C8000 (Score:2)
Re:C8000 (Score:2)
Re:C8000 (Score:2)
No worries.
Re:not that it matters... (Score:2)
From Linuxdevices.com
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MS Astroturfing (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:MS Astroturfing (Score:3, Funny)
Well, we can always try to whip ourselves into a frenzy so that we expect something fantastic, and then are horribly disappointed in what comes out.
BTW, my brother's uncle's cousin's friend's wif
Re:MS Astroturfing (Score:2)
Re:MS Astroturfing (Score:2)
I am the only one... (Score:2)
If this is just a random fluke, I'd sure say it's a funny one considering the product type. If it's not a fluke, it's time to break out a new batch of tinfoil hats.
MTW
Re:I am the only one... (Score:2)
National made most of the electronics for Microsoft's spot watch [eetimes.com].
Prototype - Bottle Opener (Score:2)
Just what cellphones have been missing!
"Touch me" (Score:2)
Wait.. (Score:2)
Paper Tiger (Score:5, Informative)
"The Origami folds and pivots into a digital camera, video camcorder, smartphone, MP3 audio player, PDA, Internet access or Internet picture frame, email device or video conferencing terminal.
Origami utilizes Bluetooth wireless technology for network connectivity. PAN and LAN networks use a Bluetooth-equipped access point, while WAN uses a Bluetooth GSM or CDMA phone."
That's the Origami vaporware. Now, what's my SonyEricsson K750? Without folding or pivoting, it's a digital video/still camcorder, MP3 player, contacts/calendar/notes PDA, GPRS Internet, and picture frame. With Java applets, it's a "smartphone", and with applets and a Bluetooth keyboard it's an email device and maybe even "videoconferencing terminal". And it pivots images for preferred display orientation on user demand.
And it's over a year old. I'm sure there are phones with better email and "videoconferencing". What is this Microsoft astroturf?
Re:Paper Tiger (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Paper Tiger (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Paper Tiger (Score:2)
Re:Paper Tiger (Score:2)
Foldable computer (Score:2)
what is IT? (Score:2)
It makes perfect sense! (Score:3, Informative)
2) Fold it in half.
3) Stick it in Bill Gate's wallet.
4) Origami!
Cancel Each Other Out (Score:4, Interesting)
Slashdot readers slashdot the site rendering it unreachable by the masses at large.
Net result, one effect cancels out the other.
What is the secret of Soylent Green?? (Score:2)
Speculations away (Score:2)
The star design [ort.org] (nodes radiating from a central node) implies a network configuration, where there is a central location that is retrieving data from externa
Resistance is futile (Score:2)
"People like you helping people like us help ourselves" - Processed World.
Prior art.... (Score:2)
Isn't it obvious ? (Score:2)
In order to improve security, Microsoft decided to make the next generation Windows firewall from folded paper. It might not be "safe" by most people's standards, but it is like Fort Knox in Microsoft scale.
Those aren't photos. (Score:2)
What kind of connector is that on the side? I'm trying to get a sense of scale. It looks like a cell phone, but if it's the size of a cell phone, that keyboard is going to be utterly useless.
If I was going to guess.... (Score:2)
Hmm (Score:2)
anyway, a device like this is long overdue..
I have been looking for a device which is a:
* digital camera
* video camcorder
* smartphone
* MP3 player
* PDA
Hopefully this device has something better than a 4MP resolution with at least 4X optical zoom. It they wanna make it a video camcorder, they better b
Clicked Back When the Site Said 'Touch Me' (Score:2, Funny)
Okay, I went to that Origami Project website, and it loaded a Flash animation that floated the words 'Touch me' on a mod blue background. I immediately clicked back.
Does this technology need to gain fame through sexual undertones?
What it is... (Score:2)
* digital camera
* video camcorder
* smartphone
* MP3 player
* PDA
* Internet access and Internet picture frame
* email access
* video conferencing
Ok, so it's the same thing that was already becoming absolete in Tokyo two years ago... Except heavier and with no built-i
My take (Score:2)
It will be a windowsCE device (err windows powered) that will play media files (itunes killer) sync with media player store (with vista) and may or may not include cell phone capabilities. My guess is all the pocket word and excel software for their pda's will be included as well.
Microsoft just may have made the ultimate ipod killer, phone, and blackberry.
The touch me button and zooming gave a
Treo (Score:2)
Do you really need video conferencing on a cell phone? I don't use video conferencing on my desktop...
I hate moving points. That is where my cell always dies. Treo= no moving points.
Bad idea.
Good idea: wireless mp3+mic headphones for my treo. bluetooth stinks.
What is MS Origami? (Score:2)
Unfortunately the prototype had a general protection fault which caused someone's pants to be transported to the Gamma quadrant, 70,000 light years from home.
Engadget has possible answers (Score:2)
Engadget is running an article [engadget.com] with some possible information on the project. Looks somewhat interesting.
Origami "Commercial" (Score:2, Interesting)
It's a transformers! (Score:2)
It's simply amazing what kinds of markets Microsoft is interesting in these days:)
Re:Is it not a mobile-TV-internet ready-Cell-phone (Score:2)
Re:Is it not a mobile-TV-internet ready-Cell-phone (Score:2)
Re:GABBO! (Score:2)
Re:I know what it is (Score:2)
Ooh ooh, I know this riddle! It's Nitrous Oxide! What do I win?
Wah, it is simple (Score:2)
Re:Duh! It is (Score:2)
Re:It's Microsoft's answer to the PSP (Score:2)
he told me it was for a MS handheld game console
That would make more sense than a mobile phone manufactured by Microsoft. They don't make their own computers because they don't want to directly compete with the PC manufacturers that use Windows, but they make the Xbox. If they started making a phone, it would compete with mobile phone manufacturers that use their Pocket PC OS. However, a portable version of a game console that doesn't directly compete with Pocket PC mobile phones would mirror the busin