Robot Receptionist with an Attitude 117
techno-vampire writes "Carnegie Mellon University is experimenting with a robot receptionist with a personality. The article on NPR tells about the receptionist, named Tank. Tank lives in a computer, with a Frankenstein-like face showing on the monitor. He responds to typed-in questions, including personal ones, with a rather curious personality courtesy of the Drama Department. Among other things, he doesn't seem to like his boss, Dr. Reid Simmons, very much. If asked, Tank will tell you he's also worked at NASA, and failed as a satellite robot. A job at the CIA was also a bust. Dr. Simmons explains that they're trying to make it easier for people to interact with robots, and upgrades are planned."
In the near future... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:In the near future... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:In the near future... (Score:1)
For the love of everything you hold dear, GET OUT OF THERE! Retreat to a same distance and open fire on the building until it is SLAG. Don't let ANYTHING get out. We'll have to pray they haven't turned the furnace into a Langstrom field generator already...
In robot Russia (Score:1)
Great! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great! (Score:2)
Marvin: You can blame the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for making androids with GPP...
Arthur: Um... what's GPP?
Marvin: Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...?
Oh, this invasion of personality enabled robots makes me feel so depressed
Re:Great! (Score:1)
Don't plug it into any other computers... (Score:3, Funny)
Humanity: Obsolete (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:I already did (Score:1)
Got a copy or a link to a copy?
Re:Humanity: Obsolete (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"easier for people to interact with robots" (Score:2)
Microsoft Bob Mark II: I'm Microsoft InsuranceSalesBob. Have you ever thought about what would happen to your family if you were in an accident and couldn't earn a living?
Tank: No. I don't have a family. I don't even have a (censored). (pointing downward)
MISBII: (grabs Tank's hand and shakes it. Tank's hand falls off.) See? It could happen to anybody!
Tank: You %$&^ hat.
now with... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:now with... (Score:2)
So is Tank.
-Eric
Re:now with... (Score:2)
Marvin: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.
Not that different from previous roboceptionist (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Have you seen this robot? (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps she's in chroot() jail.
Re:Have you seen this robot? (Score:1)
Re:Not that different from previous roboceptionist (Score:3, Insightful)
The animations from the head could have used a serious visit from someone skilled in 3D animation. If we're talking about creating an experience like that of dealing wit
Re:Not that different from previous roboceptionist (Score:2, Insightful)
Actually I think this may be deliberate to avoid Mori's Uncanny Valley [wikipedia.org]. Since we have not yet advanced to the point where you can make the animation and response indistiguishable from a human, most AI researchers seem to have gone back to almost cartoonish interfaces, which people react to much better than an almost, but not quite right, photo realistic representation.
Re:Not that different from previous roboceptionist (Score:1)
Re:Not that different from previous roboceptionist (Score:2)
Starship Titanic, anyone? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Starship Titanic, anyone? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Starship Titanic, anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
I think most of us have worked at places with both types of girls working the reception desk. : p
Re:Starship Titanic, anyone? (Score:1)
Re:Starship Titanic, anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
ok, but... (Score:2)
the real question is, can it find Sarah Connor?
Re:ok, but... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:ok, but... (Score:2)
I've just emailed him to find out... his email is on his own website [roboceptionist.com]
Hmm.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hmm.... (Score:1)
WHY THE HELL (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:WHY THE HELL (Score:1)
Re:WHY THE HELL (Score:4, Informative)
Everyone bones a fat girl at least once. Why? Most of it is because they're having a bit of a dry run and they're getting desperate, but a lot of it is for the stories they tell their buddies afterwards. "My hand slid between her rolls, and I was all 'fuckin' 'ell, give me that back!, but she didn't, and it just kept going in further and further until I was elbow deep, standing on her stomach and yanking, hoping against hope that I wouldn't have to gnaw my arm off at the shoulder-bicep region before her flab consumed my very soul", followed up with "So, she starts going crazy, screaming '01111001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100001 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100010 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110010 01110100 00100001', but at this point, her sata cable had fallen off her cd drive and was just flapping around everywhere and really freaked me the fuck out, so I stopped, gathered my things, and ran for it.".
I never said they'd be good stories, exactly. But still worth noting!
Re:WHY THE HELL (Score:1)
"yes, yes, fuck me harder, fuck me harder! stick it in my usb port!"
Pretty funny.
Re:WHY THE HELL (Score:1)
Here's a robot that's perfect for this software (Score:2)
-Eric
Your wrong the Japanese robot would really want (Score:2)
does it fart too ? (Score:1, Funny)
Wakamaru (Score:5, Informative)
Wakamaru is a bit friendlier than tank and acts as a security guard.
Sexually confused robot????!!!!!!?????!!!!!??? (Score:2)
Re:Sexually confused robot????!!!!!!?????!!!!!??? (Score:2)
Re:Wakamaru (Score:1)
Wonder how fast household robots will spread outside of Japan..? After they have developed to a level where they are easily recognized, by all, to be usefull, and not be just novelty items? *And cheaper too..*
Do we really need one? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:2)
You mean it could get worse? Already when I am forced to deal with SBC, the person on the other end
1) Can't understand half of what I tell them
2) The half they do understand they completely fail to put in context
3) I have a hard time understanding them
4) They assume whatever I'm doing is wrong
5) 9 times out of 10, whatever they tell me to do is wrong
Personally? Yeah, I'm more than willing to give the ro
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:2)
Yeah, I agree. Except, can't they make them fucking neutral? I don't want a robot to gossip with me, or share both ridiculous and flat-out untrue complaints.
But as to your list of SBC issues, it sounds like a slight amount of artificial intelligence would vastly outdo the crap job that humans are doing there.
The opposite! Please replace CS desks urgently (Score:4, Insightful)
Your experience of Customer Service departments clearly does not match my own. The following memory will live with me forever:
Me: Here, I'll demonstrate your service fault to you. Please telnet to your site on port 80 first.
Verisign Customer Service: What is telnet?
This kind of CS problem is actually not very surprising. The front desk Customer Service staff for any large business have to be the cheapest of the cheap because manpower doesn't scale and is a collosal business expense. It follows that the people are often rather poorly skilled, perhaps given only a few days training in which they learn by rote rather than acquire real understanding.
So bring on the expert system AIs for Customer Service quickly please!! This is the ideal application.
Re:The opposite! Please replace CS desks urgently (Score:1)
Instead of getting paid by call volume, they got companies to pay them based on the size of the customer pool they are supporting. Instead of crappy, quick turn-around based phone service, they work with callers to actually understand and solve the problem, and then they work with the company to eliminate the issue that caused the problem.
Apparently they are doing pretty we
Re:The opposite! Please replace CS desks urgently (Score:3, Interesting)
He said expert systems. He didn't say replace customer service with text-to-speech ELIZAs. Give that guy a rough idea of how HTTP is supposed to work in training (which can be as simple as "client says GET webpage.html, server either says 200 OK and prints the page, or says 404 Not Found and prints an error page"), and when the customer says "telnet to your server", he can easily pull up a description of what Telnet is, an AI-influenced
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:3, Insightful)
The idea of a social robot is interesting for several reasons. First is that our behavior and thinking is a lot more determined by those around us than we think. Also, to be successful, you have to make the robot operate "intelligently" in as many real situations as possible, as opposed to a constrained problem like chess or block world. Placing it in a public place like this a
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:1)
I did not have sex with that robot! ...it was research...
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually you couldn't be more wrong. Most customer service skills are outsourced to foreign countries as it is. Replacing those jobs wouldn't affect our market that much. (trust me... my old call center with an unnamed major ISP layed everyone off right after I quit and outsourced to India... I do still tech support over the phone, but if I got replaced with a robot it wouldn't bother me that much since most of the people that are in CS or TS phone support hate their jobs anyways and spend most of the day browsing monster.com at work)
Secondly, a Robot would put up with shit that human would not. Screaming... Cursing... All that stuff that customers do without retorting or walking off the job. Hell it would have an "American accent" and have better english skills than you or I.
However the trick is to fool the customer into believing the person is an uber happy person willing to give them their proverbial first born which means the thing will have to pass a turing test...
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:2)
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:2)
I really don't believe customer service can ever really be replaced by intelligent machines. I say this based on my feelings that a machine won't become as intelligent as a human anytime soon. I think a well trained human can do a better customer service job than a machine would be able to do.
Since you mentioned McDonalds, let me use that as an example. Maybe if they can use machines to make the food for customers, so more people can handle orders. Maybe at a g
Re:Do we really need one? (Score:1)
Hmm, this begs question of what will happen the lower %30 of the bell curve. Oh wait, those are employed by government....the lower %30-%60 then?
Are they doomed to a life predicted by Star Trek, where their only purpose is wandering around the hallways, and getting killed by aliens on away mission? (Yes, the officers in Star Trek never get killed, its always that enlisted shmuck that's along for the ride).
What do we do when robots have taken the
Bender-like? (Score:1)
Still no cure for cancer... (Score:2)
Largely because it's really hard to fit years of human experience into a few GB of disk space.
Re:Still no cure for cancer... (Score:2, Funny)
Speech synth still lacking (Score:5, Interesting)
A good speech synth would add a lot to Tank's personality. (On the other hand, I have 1980s tech card that would sound awful but very robo-retro.)
replicants (Score:1)
You want some more (Score:1)
You want some more
(This is the most advanced thing I've seen as a bar mixer so far in the 5th Element, and when I saw this news I just had to chuckle thinking about this clumsy stupid little robot serving drinks at the airport in the movie).
Always the first question to greet you (Score:2, Funny)
'And you are...?'
telling us fleshies apart from robots (Score:1)
Re:telling us fleshies apart from robots (Score:1)
Re:telling us fleshies apart from robots (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:telling us fleshies apart from robots (Score:2)
Re:telling us fleshies apart from robots (Score:1)
A classic question (Score:3, Informative)
That's the Turing test. It's best done by asking something out of context. For instance, when talking about music ask: "did the car where you learned to drive have an automatic transmission?". A robot would need to have a very large set of information about human experiences to be able to answer a random question like this. One effort to develop such a system is the Cyc project [cyc.com].
Ehm, why? (Score:2)
But who the fuck cares about a computer with a history? I want small talk from my PC? If I want meaningless drivel I talk to the my co-workers thank you very much. I really can't see this as being usefull. A good receptionist gives you the information you want, h
Re:Ehm, why? (Score:3, Funny)
Hello Dave, would you like to see home made videos of my previous owner and his 70 year old wife? Let me show you all his browser history of old love sites he would browse. What are you doing Dave?! Why are you trying to format my hard drive!
Not really all that impressive... (Score:3, Insightful)
Marvin! (Score:2)
Oh, terrific! (Score:2)
Oh, Terrific!
Having been the boss at places before, it is already hard enough because the staff has a natural tendency to hate their supervisors. Now even the computers can hate me, too.
Re:Oh, terrific! (Score:2)
Yeah, I knew when I posted that that it would be food for the trolls, to come out from under their bridges. It was just supposed to be a setup for a Funny, but I guess I was too late to posting.
The fact is, most people grouse about their boss at sometime or other. I'd be more worried about a boss who tries too hard to be buddy-buddies with their hires.
My wife runs her own firm, and even though all her employees like her and enjoy working with her, there have been fly-on the-wall times where they bitch ab
Re:Oh, terrific! (Score:1)
Attitude is everything (Score:3, Interesting)
Back in the early '80s my fellow students and I wrote computer based quizzing software for our classes. We played around with different responses to wrong answers. Contrary to what educational software companies were putting out, our programs would occasionally razz you for a wrong answer. Care to guess which ones the students used more often?
There is only so much a person can take of a caring and supportive computer before it gets really annoying.
BTW, I also wrote a rudimentary hash algorithm to weed out obscene names, without having to code those very names into the program. And yes, it could be defeated by inserting 1 or 0 in place of L or I and O.
Online persona (Score:2)
Move along.. (Score:2)
Thing is they approach AI upside-down. I.e. instead of creating a system that's good on pattern recognition and logical operations, they instead cobble up together lots of simulation technologies, like speech recognition, vast dictionary and a ton of if..else code.
I.e. they build AI based on the output of its interface (behaviour, speech, vision) and not based on how intelligence trully works.
Re:Move along.. (Score:2)
Re:Move along.. (Score:2)
As a start, the CPU can't perform one op per hertz every time, sometime is has to wait for cache, and waiting for data from RAM can take hundreds of idle cycles.
And even besides that, the code for simulating one node in the network is actually not one basic CPU command, it's a tiny program on its own.
Re:Move along.. (Score:2)
If a single neuron can be simulated using a more reasonable average of 400 cycles, (if we assume mathmatically mod
upgrades needed (Score:1)
Re:GNAA (Score:1)