Velociraptor Bad At Disemboweling 298
illtron writes "British scientists at the University of Manchester were apparently bored and decided to find out, once and for all, if the Velociraptor was as mean as Jurassic Park would like everyone to think. They created a robotic Velociraptor leg to simulate the effect that leg would have on pig and crocodile skin. It turns out that disemboweling a dino probably would have been out of the question, since the best that big claw could do was usually just to leave a deep puncture." From the article: "I realized that the sick-claw was not a knife, but was rather more like the claw of a cat. Cats use their claws to pierce and hold prey, not to disembowel. Whereas my work was mostly theoretical, Phil took one step farther as he was given the opportunity to mechanically test the disemboweling hypothesis. His work is very important,"
Obligatory Jurrasic Park (the Movie) refference. (Score:2, Funny)
Aaaaaaaaaaugh!
GNARFGNARF!
Kssssssssssssss!
SPLURT
Re:Obligatory Jurrasic Park (the Movie) refference (Score:2, Funny)
That's when the attack comes... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's when the attack comes... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually the other two carried AK-47s. At least until the anti-gun lobby got laws passed to ban those weapons. That was shortly before they all went extinct. No way to protect themselves from the mammals who still carried automatic weapons.
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Re:I nominate this... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm...
Re:I nominate this... (Score:5, Funny)
Unconvincing (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Unconvincing (Score:2)
Re:Unconvincing (Score:3, Interesting)
It's about repeatability (Score:3, Insightful)
But more generally, I'm not sure exactly why it is useful to build a robot arm to do their demonstration.
Robotics means you get consistent force from trial to trial.
Re:Unconvincing (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Unconvincing (Score:3, Informative)
Try "sawing away" at something, anything, with an awl. The whole point here is that a velociraptor claw is not a sharp knife, but a pointy stick.
You can make a wound as deep as the "hilt", but no "longer" than the diameter of the claw.
KFG
Re:This is NeWz?! (Score:3, Interesting)
I worked at a Humane Society for several months and one of my
Re:Unconvincing (Score:2)
Re:Unconvincing (Score:2)
Eventually they discovered that it used them to sever the jugular of its prey in one bite.
Re:Unconvincing (Score:2)
Kangaroo or Ostrich as Control (Score:2)
Re:Unconvincing (Score:5, Funny)
Here's an experiment;
- borrow cat
- fill tub while cat watches
- grab cat
- put cat in water
You will note that a) cats can somehow reverse gravity and automatically apply force upward with nothing to work against and b) 6 inches by
This guy (in the article) doesn't know what he's talking about.
It's cool they are using engineering to solve some of these issues instead of stupid speculation though.
Re:Unconvincing (Score:3, Informative)
That said, a cat catching prey will tend to just jump on it and bite it on the back of the neck, breaking all the vertebrae. You'd be amazed how powerful a cat's jaws are, for their size. If you watch a cat attacking something in a fight, particularly something larger than it, the cat will grab hold with its front paws and kick with its powerful
Who care about TFA (Score:5, Insightful)
Fsck! I need a job like that!
Re:Who care about TFA (Score:2)
Re:Who care about TFA (Score:2)
Fsck! I need a job like that!
You can contact www.discovery.com and search for the Animal Faceoff show. Requirements: Very good knowledge of hydraulics, zoology, physics, materials dynamics, physical simulations on computers, etc. etc.
So *AHEM* you were saying?
Re:Who care about TFA (Score:2)
Cats don't disembowel? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:2)
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:2)
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:2)
Hang on...I'm going to try something...=p
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:2)
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:2)
I've had cats that do that and it was indeed serious shit...for the cat.
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:5, Informative)
Everyone knows a cat's claw is Piercing+1, Slashing-5 sheesh
Seriously though. Look at the cat scratch, it's not a clean cut, it's similar to if you got scratched by a pointy stick, not a razor. If the claw went deeper it wouldn't move because only the point is sharp, not the edge.
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:5, Funny)
OK, so we're talking about the difference between surgically slicing the abdomen open with a scalpel vs. ripping the abdomen open. In the end, what's the difference? Either way, you still end up with guts on the floor.
Someone else pointed out that this isn't generally how cats kill, and I'd have to say they're right, generally. I have, however, witnessed my cat slaughter a teddy-bear in this manner (she'd had a hard day, she'd gotten herself trapped in the closet and then had a bit too much catnip and the bear just looked at her kinda funny that one time too many and something in her just snapped). Doesn't matter how dull those hind claws are, the legs they're attached to are pretty f**king powerful and that kicking is pretty damned effective.
Umm kay (Score:2)
From TFA... (Score:5, Funny)
Questioned on the claw marks in his back, Manning replied, "What? Oh that. Yes. Haha. Silly me, I must have walked into a door. Yes. Nothing to fear whatsoever."
Re:From TFA... (Score:2)
Chaos Theory (Score:2, Funny)
Also why is it every time a paragraph ends with "This is very important" usually isn't at all?
Please pardon my cynicism (Score:5, Funny)
Right now I'm sitting here with a 2 inch long scratch on my tum... uh.. stom.. uh.. crap factory because last night my clutzy-ass-cat took a swipe at the cord to my sweat pants.
yeah, um (Score:2)
**Wild mood swing brought on by caffeine**
Re:yeah, um (Score:2)
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Not to mention, it's sort of hard to say what a real raptor did by using a robotic model based on what we assume is the correct muscle structure
Re:yeah, um (Score:5, Funny)
Uh huh. Look, I'll be honest with you. I'm not sure paleontologists are able to cure cancer. I know. It comes as a shock to most people. We've all heard the tired old argument that dinosaurs died from cancer, and that the cure to cancer is in their magical dinosaur bones, but I just don't buy it. And frankly until someone proves it, I don't think much effort is going to be put into forcing paleontologists by whip and chain to cure cancer. I'm sorry that you had to hear this from me.
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If Edsger W. Dijkstra wrote the headline... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If Edsger W. Dijkstra wrote the headline... (Score:2)
Re:If Edsger W. Dijkstra wrote the headline... (Score:3, Funny)
10 STAB
20 GOTO 10
Geek Fight (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:spiderman would win. (Score:2)
I bet it is! (Score:2, Funny)
They must know something we don't: such as when they're planning on turning Euro-Disney into Jurrasic Park.
His Work Is Very Important (Score:5, Funny)
Re:His Work Is Very Important (Score:3, Funny)
Goodnight!
Bio-CAD (Score:2)
Bio-CAD is an interesting field. You can use modeling or reconstruction of what you think an organism was like, and you can sometimes come to a conclusion that doesn't support the currently accepted theory of how something worked. The dromaeosaurs (velociraptor and friends) were amon
Sounds even Meaner to Me!! (Score:2)
I mean have you ever seen a cat play with a mouse? It isn't always a quick death. Also if the example of big cats is any guide it doesn't mean it couldn't take down bigger animals either.
Obligatory joke (Score:2)
Sounds like my ex-wife.
*buh-dum-ching!*
velociraptors suck (Score:3, Funny)
shit did i say that out loud..
Evil Disemboweling Kitty Cats (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Evil Disemboweling Kitty Cats (Score:2)
Re:Evil Disemboweling Kitty Cats (Score:2)
Re:Evil Disemboweling Kitty Cats (Score:2)
Re:Evil Disemboweling Kitty Cats (Score:2)
Everyone knows Trolls are. Just let the post on slashdot and they'll be busy for hours.
Re:Evil Disemboweling Kitty Cats (Score:2, Interesting)
Not entirely sure what kind of dog it was, but it wasn't small. Some kind of retriever or similar.
The dog was on the front lawn, taking a dump. Fishface (for that was the cat's name, and I kid you not), ran outside and swiped it across the nose with her claw. The dog of course was taken by surprise an
DOH... (Score:2)
I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:4, Insightful)
That's why I really liked Pitch Black. Instead of pitting blood hungry monsters against helpless little kids, they threw in a bad ass human to take em on and, unlike the useless soldiers in Aliens, he actually put up a fight!
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:2)
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:3, Informative)
The procedure will break the jaw of a dog. Quite easily. I ended up causing a compound fracture on many parts of the jaw bone.
They had to put down the dog I did that to, but the owner didnt complain.. They were happy I didnt sue.
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:2)
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:2)
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:4, Funny)
Snuggle-Saurus! (Score:3, Funny)
From TFA: The Velociraptor dinosaur... was not as vicious as portrayed. On the contrary, it embraced its victims before its razor sharp teeth went to work...
Awww, look. He wants to hug me!
Definition of Disembowel (Score:3, Informative)
Disembowelment is evisceration, or the removing of vital organs, usually from the abdomen. The results are invariably fatal. It has historically been used as a form of capital punishment.
So, I'm guessing from that post and the definition, disembowelment is when the velociraptor sliced you in the stomach, so your guts spill out, which they're claiming here is untrue.
Yet again scientist realize (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Yet again scientist realize (Score:2, Informative)
Crunch (Score:2)
Velociraptor is the wuss (Score:5, Informative)
Velociraptor has a skull length of 249 mm (9.80 in), a total length of 2.7 m (8 ft 10 in), a hip height of 0.5 m (1 ft 8 in), and weighs 20 kg (45 lb). The 'raptors portrayed there were modelled after a larger relative, Deinonychus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinonychus [wikipedia.org]
Bogociraptor (Score:2)
Anyway, bad luck, Phil. I guess it's back to the disembowelling board for you.
Of course the front claws are mostly for grasping (Score:2)
Sexual Display (Score:2)
Perhaps, way back when, this was merely a giant evolutionary contest to see just who had the biggest claws in the neighborhood...
Would you put your brain in a robot body? (Score:2)
This was on the BBC (Score:2)
Scary... riiiiight... (Score:2)
A Prayer to My God (Score:3, Funny)
Today, I read a story about scientists creating a robotic velociraptor leg to see how well it could gut certain animals. What I don't understand is, why do we not know more about dinosaurs without having to go through such extensive research? My pastor told us that the Bible teaches that the world is only a few thousand years old, which must mean that men and dinosaurs lived alongside one another (perhaps Jesus even rode a triceritops?). If that is the case, then why isn't dinosaur behavior and act
Re:A Prayer to My God (Score:2)
I have no hostility toward any group and no sentimental love either. What drove me to make that comment is my feeling on how self-serving and self-obsessed we are (and I include myself into this mess too). Scientists are just as "i
Re:A Prayer to My God (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:A Prayer to My God (Score:2)
Yes, I know it's a generalization. I'm just discussing. I don't base any important decisions on generalizations.
Re:A Prayer to My God (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:A Prayer to My God (Score:2)
Check out all the negative mods I'm getting in this thread. It kind of proves the point I was trying to make. People are upset, so they downmod. But really there is nothing worth being upset about. I just poked some lighthearted fun at whoever wrote the part of the article that said it was an important work.
Re:very important work (Score:2)
Re:very important work (Score:2)
Re:very important work (Score:2)
Ambiguity is a natural state of things, is it not? If it is, then science is useless. If it is not, then science is redundant. If it is neither, then there should be a way to fundamentally remove even the possibil
Re:very important work (Score:2)
Anyway, quit generalizing so much. You can rationalize the point out of any activity that way. Very little ends u
Re:Remember, in 2008! (Score:3, Funny)
What Would Raptor Jesus Do?
Re:Remember, in 2008! (Score:2)
Re:Claws hold the government teat while suckling (Score:2)
Re:Darn you scientists. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Darn you scientists. (Score:2)