Linux-Powered Humanoid Robot on Sale Friday 181
An anonymous reader writes "LinuxDevices is reporting that a run of 100 Linux-powered humanoid robots goes on sale this Friday in Japan. From the article: 'priced at 1.5M Yen (about $14,000), not including 10,000 Yen (~$90) monthly service fees. Mitsubishi Heavy Industries conceived of Wakamuru as a pleasant companion offering a range of electronic-age valet services'."
cliche explosion (Score:5, Funny)
In soviet russia.... (Score:1, Funny)
Ogg and iTunes (Score:1)
Finally! (Score:1)
Re:cliche explosion (Score:3, Funny)
Re:cliche explosion (Score:2)
Hell, it's worth the karma.
Re:cliche explosion (Score:2)
trust me, if your anus is elastic enough, the shape of it won't matter.
Great! (Score:2, Funny)
..services.. (Score:5, Interesting)
so.. what good is that the product is a 'robot' instead of being a program sold to run on your already existing computers?
Re:..services.. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:..services.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Really? That's worked for me with every girl I've ever dated. Maybe you're just not good enough at it?
Try memorizing these:
"That looks great on you!"
"No, that doesn't make you fat"
"The red one(s) definitely go better with that"
"That was an excellent meal." (Bonus points for memorizing something like "How can a man NOT be happy when he eats like that?")
"She's not as ________ as you."
"Why would she say that to you?!"
Honestly, it shouldn't be very hard to memorize 20 or 30 of these and make most girls happy.
Why do I assume we're talking about women? If this robot was designed to cook, clean, and fuck, we wouldn't be discussing "meaningful conversation" right now, but rather crying that they're all sold out.
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
British region settings (Score:5, Funny)
"I don't understand!"
"Where's the tea?"
Re:British region settings (Score:2)
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
Eliza (Score:2)
It's like talking to yourself, which seems pointless, unless you consider that most people talk to themselves to work through things anyways. Having an actual robot might breath new life into Eliza, but adding some movements, facial expressions, and a humanoid body; where as t
Ob. Futurama quote (Score:2)
LIU-BOT: You're cute!
FRY: You!
LIU-BOT: You!
FRY: You!
LIU-BOT: You!
FRY: You!
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you...
abilities (Score:3, Funny)
Re:abilities (Score:2)
**When they're not making sneakers.
Re:..services.. (Score:1, Funny)
it's like, the next step is going to be giant mechs to invade other countries with
$14000... (Score:2)
Re:..services.. (Score:2, Insightful)
I read valet as escort, and escort as call-girl, and call-girl as hooker.
TFA is not loading, but if this looks anything like this recently unveiled robot [livescience.com]... come on, it's a sex bot. They always talk about how the robots will cook, clean, watch children and the elderly. But, cut through the BS, and lets be honest. It's a sex bot that everyone is really waiting for. People want a Real Doll [realdoll.com] that can actually "perform".
Sure, they'll make robots to do everyt
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
I don't want to burst your bubble, but careless is apt here. Not that anyone couldn't come up with a list of technologies that ostensibly did not have sex as their goal, but here's a couple that jarringly do not fit:
The chastity belt
The nuclear bomb
The cotton gin
The electric light
The electric can-opener
Deviled eggs
I think your slightly off, because it's
Re:..services.. (Score:3, Funny)
My sex not yours
"The nuclear bomb"
creates less compitition for sex
"The cotton gin"
More time for sex, less cotton picking.
"The electric light"
How about the first red light?
"The electric can-opener"
required to get food and then sleep after sex
"Deviled eggs"
If you don't see the sexual connection there is something wrong with you.
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
makes no sense. Whore houses had red lights before electric lights, that is just an assinine assumption.
Cotton gin to more time for sex is also stupid. The cotton gin was about feeding less slaves and saving money, the people using it worked just as long as the people doing it by hand, they just got a lot more done, still for no money.
You could argue that money is all about sex, but I think that is wrong.
It would probably be safe to say that the vast majority of adva
Re:..services.. (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure that combining it with the chastity belt would be a good place to start
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
Freud was on to something...
reminds me of a quote from twin peaks:
FBI Agent: "were her problems of a sexual nature?"
Psychiatrist: "all society's problems are of a sexual nature!"
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
The chastity belt - provides for more erotic foreplay.
The nuclear bomb - "look how big MY penis is!"
The cotton gin - provides more time and energy for your maids to provide you with "services"
The electric light - more time at bars and pubs at the evening in a more comfortable environment, allowing you to pick up more girls
The electric can-opener - well, I'm sure some people...
Deviled eggs - high-energy food source that helps maintain... something... for sex.
You all joke about the can opener... (Score:2)
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
Ahh.. still referred to as the golden age by lock-picking geeks!
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
Because we all know that The Internet is For Porn [albinoblacksheep.com]!
--Rob
Re:..services.. (Score:2)
I don't know... (Score:2)
Still, looks like a cool piece of kit...
Re: I don't know... (Score:2, Funny)
Ah but the question is.... (Score:2, Funny)
what?
don't look at me like that!
Re:Ah but the question is.... (Score:2)
Cooool!
Re:Ah but the question is.... (Score:2)
$14000!!! (Score:1)
Batteries not included? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Batteries not included? (Score:5, Funny)
Warning: Don't ever turn your back to this robot.
Re:Batteries not included? (Score:2)
Warning: Don't ever turn your back to this robot.
Or do [slashdot.org].
Re:Batteries not included? (Score:2)
*robot is moving towards charging base, its electric motors straining under the deminished power supply.*
Unfortunately, there is a damp bath towel or maybe a shoe or two in the way. It bumps and strains against the bath towel for a couple minutes, muttering things like "Master, I can not reach the charging station!" or "Master, I can't recharge!" It sends half a dozen SMS messages and makes a couple calls to your cell phone in a plea. It even sends
What the hell? (Score:1)
Oh, Belgium! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, Belgium! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, Belgium! (Score:2)
As long as the Dalek is like this [cuttingsarchive.org.uk], I don't think anyone would object.
Or maybe you would prefer the genocidal type...
Re:Oh, Belgium! (Score:5, Funny)
Maid services (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maid services (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Maid services (Score:2)
The bottom part of it doesn't appear to have the right... geometry.
Re:Maid services (Score:2, Funny)
You must be new here
Just in time for Christmas! (Score:1, Redundant)
Strange requirement in FAQ (Score:4, Interesting)
One of the questions is:
Do I need to sign up with an Internet provider to use "wakamaru"?
A "wakamaru" needs a continuous broadband connection, but if you don't have your own provider, when you purchase "wakamaru" it may be possible to have Internet service included.
Why would it need a broadband connection?
Apart from anything, it connects during its charging sessions, but just what information could it need?
Re:Strange requirement in FAQ (Score:5, Insightful)
And on top of that, if Mitsubishi needs to push out the service pack that fixes the "Push gramma down the stairs" bug, having an always-on connection will allow that to happen without the device needing to specifically connect for that (by which time it may be too late).
Re:Strange requirement in FAQ (Score:1, Funny)
"Push gramma down the stairs" bug (Score:2)
Re:Strange requirement in FAQ (Score:2)
Hopefully it would also give owners an indication when the robot is issued a patch that puts it in "evil" mode... for example, a light inside its chest that turns from blue to bright red.
Re:Strange requirement in FAQ (Score:2)
Re:Strange requirement in FAQ (Score:2, Funny)
You will be caught completely unaware by the army of yellow daleks controlled by VIKI.
But can it chant and sell books in the airport? (Score:1)
Humanoid robot (Score:4, Funny)
Man - they managed to make this robot resemble a geek real good. And even improving the standard geek. I mean - mainitaining internet access while you sleep? Man - I'm so there!
Comes in two models (Score:2)
Great, but does it run, (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great, but does it run, (Score:1)
Wonder how long until it will be before some pervert tries to get root on it though?
Seriously though, this is quite cool. Maybe not totally useful (it's just a big PDA!), but still cool.
Linux-Powered (Score:5, Funny)
Hackability.. (Score:1)
how hard will it be to hack fleshlight into it?
Should have used BSD.... (Score:5, Funny)
Basically, I have grown sick of the whole "BSD is dying" "Oh no it isn't!" arguments and have decided to settle the matter once and for all.
As such, I am currently completing the construction of a 200 foot tall killer robot equipped with nuclear tipped missiles, dual chainsaw attachments and the obligatory friggin' laser beams coming out if its head.
Once finished, I am going to set it to work tracking down every last BSD developer on the planet and executing them in a variety of colourful ways (starting with that asshole Theo of course). When the project is complete, we will all know that BSD is in fact dead.
So why not use Linux I hear you ask? Simple - it's the GPL licence. Obviously my robot requires a lot of proprietary code - device drivers for the death rays and odour recognition software (I figure this is the easiest way to track down open source programmers) to name but two.
If I had chosen the GPL, I would be forced to release this code back to the community. And then it's just a matter of time before some gawky twat with an Apple Newton somehow uploads a virus and foils my plans. The BSD licence enables me to keep this code secret which I'm sure you'll agree is a huge benefit to my project.
Hooray for BSD! Goodbye karma!
Someone plz remod funny (Score:2)
Well, guess my sed "s/serve man/kill all humans" script will be entertaining after all.
what can it do? (Score:1)
$14000... (Score:3, Insightful)
gross color (Score:4, Insightful)
Augh!!! my eyes...
I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU (Score:1)
Now that this is out, this robot's look is certainly fightening enough to keep the burglars away.
awesome! (Score:1)
Whats its name? (Score:1)
I'm going to call mine "Rosie".
Wakes you up and has schedule reminders (Score:2, Funny)
Enter the Litrix (Score:1, Funny)
And since it's Linux we can't deactivate them with BSOD.
Am I the only one that thinks we should prepare for the coming of our new robot masters?
And no terrible actors whose initials are K. R. wearing sunglasses will save us this time.
Humanoids are silly... (Score:5, Insightful)
In early SF, humanoid robots washed dishes. Automatic dishwashers are common, but they do not have robotic hands that pick up plates and scrub brushes over them and then wipe them with cloths.
We spend less time cooking, but not because we have robotic cooks. Or, at least, not in our homes. What we have instead is a distribution system for meals (or major components thereof--entrees, frozen vegetable mixtures) that are prepared and cooked factories, shipped frozen or refrigerated, and heated in microwaves.
We do not have humanoid robots that play pianos or violins. We do not even have player pianos or "orchestrions" in the home. Instead, we have CD players and iPods.
A humanoid robot may evoke a pleasant retro nostalgia, but it makes about as much sense as an ornithopter.
Re:Humanoids are silly... (Score:2)
BTW the sewing machine is another good example... prior to Singer there were many failed sewing machines that tried to duplicate the needle motions and kind of stitch that humans use...
Re:Humanoids are silly... (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, we have the dishwasher, oven, stove, refrigerator, blenders, etcetera. But do we really spend less time cooking (okay, I'm not a TV dinner man) or on housework?
No, we go out to make more elaborate or varied dishes in terms of cooking. Or in housework, we make conditions more sanitary (kitchen, dishes, bathroom, etc) than existed for the average Joe in the 1850s before all these gadgets.
In the end, all
Re:Humanoids are silly... (Score:2)
I will call this new product "a second dishwasher". I used to live in a group house that had two dishwashers. When one got full, you'd start it up, and take the last couple clean dishes out of the other one, stacking them on the counter. Dishes never went in cabinets. There was a drawer for silverware, but it just got dumped in loose. If you don't care whether the dishes you're using match, or whether there are a small number of clean dishes sitting on the counter, it's fantastically efficient in terms
One on One (Score:2)
Obligatory... (Score:2)
Wakamaru: not so useful, but kids love it. (Score:2)
"Wakamaru" means... (Score:2, Informative)
Doesn't it make you wish our product names were as clever?
If you'd RTFA for a second... (Score:2)
It's nothing to do with 'wakaru'. 'Maru' is not a suffix for male names but a term of endearment / admiration; it can also be applied to women, buildings, weapons and ships although only the latter usage is still active.
The actual name was 'ushiwakamaru
I, for one, (Score:1)
Why humanoid? (Score:2, Funny)
Humanoid? (Score:2)
Give the thing fingers, hips and legs and then maybe call it humanoid.
OSS robot (Score:3, Funny)
Humanoid with open sores....
obligatory (Score:2)
Who would buy this? (Score:3, Insightful)
its a shame that this really appears to be a way to establish the first robot product marketing strategy (i.e. ongoing montlhy service contract) rather than actually providing a product that the public needs.
Klatu... Verata... umm.. (cough cough ) (Score:3, Funny)
* how usable are those mitten-like hand things? can it fetch me a beer from the fridge? or just order a beer online to be delivered?
* does it include a Roomba [irobot.com]? If it's going to be rolling around my apartment anyway...
* with a 10,000 word vocabulary, what kind of conversation can you have with it? i'm imagning a weird sort of Japanese "Eliza" (Eriza?). "Why do you think it is imporant to wake up at 6:00?"
March of the Wooden Soldiers (Score:2)
Connected to the internet huh? (Score:2)
Re:Exterminate!! (Score:2)
Re:Exterminate!! (Score:1)
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Re:10,000 Yen == $90? (Score:2)
Re:Battlestar Galactica (Score:2)