What's In Your Laptop Bag? 268
Mudzy writes "TheTechZone is running a cool human interest story showing what their chief editor has inside his laptop bag. Some of the stuff in there could really make a geek salivate - like a mobile VoIP adapter and the world's smallest wireless router."
Uh (Score:4, Funny)
drugs and stuff (Score:3, Funny)
Inventory (Score:5, Funny)
You currently have :
- A laptop bag
What do you want to do ?
> look laptop bag
Your laptop bag contains the following items:
An iBook laptop in a neoprene sleeve
An iBook power supply
A mouse with a retractable USB cable
A motion alarm with a retractable cable
A Canon G3 Camera
A miniature tripod
An iRiver H320 with earphones
An iMP550 remote for the iRiver
An ultimate Boot CD
A Debian CD
A PalmIIIx
Sunglasses
A piece of microfibre thing for cleaning stuff
A bluetooth earpiece
Business cards
An (empty) metal cigarette case
A 20 minute white Cyalume stick (new)
Two moleskine notebooks
The latest issue of Misc magazine
A copy of Le Monde Diplomatique
A USB cable
A few old (but edible) candies
A small orientable mirror at the end of a telescopic wand
Two ballpens
A very wide white water based marker
A pocket microscope
A flashlight
A tie microphone for the iRiver
Lots of bits of papers (including signatures from a key signing reunion)
Tiny post-its to be used as bookmarks
A disposable lighter
The manual for your watch
What do you want to do?
> Post contents of laptop bag to SlashDot
You have been eaten by a large grue.
Your score is 3 out of a possible 32650.
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Re:Inventory (Score:4, Funny)
and a three-pack box of condoms, that now contains two..
Ask me which bag I'm prouder to tote around..
Re:Inventory (Score:2, Funny)
Thats no laptop bag, that sounds a lot like a chicks handbag, or should i say it?
A manbag!
I recommend Brenthaven bags (Score:2)
Protective padded sleeve
Silica gel desiccator bags
Powerbook G4
Power supply for laptop
DVI to DB-15 adapter
8' ethernet cable
Modem cable
S-VHS to Composite video adapter
Retractable mini two button + scroll wheel mouse
iPod 2nd Generation in case
Firewire cable for iPod
Bang & Olufsen A8 earphones and case
512MB Sandisk Titanium Cruzer
Charger for Treo 180
USB cable for the Treo 180
Leatherman Wave and holder
Case for my glasses and microfiber cleaning cloth
A few Pepto
Do you really want to know? (Score:3, Funny)
Are you sure you want to know?
Why, yes, I do. (Score:2)
Re:Why, yes, I do. (Score:5, Insightful)
The first item I collected on an adventure to the common storage area. In this places all manner of triffles are scuttled away and hidden from their various masters in an attempt to make humanity that much more bearable. I confess the initial temptation was too great to stave and in my weakness I did partake of the lowly white collar plunder. In that dark hour I chose to borrow, for only a short time, a pen capable of writing in the darkest of inks. Unfortunately, the list does not stop there and I was still yet unable to fight the deviant hunger in my belly and ultimately chose to once again borrow a stack of Post-It-Notes. Tucked away safely they would live out their lives in my prescious bag.
I digress, the nightmare I thought it was over, but later on a new adventure found me. To the eating room I did follow a cohort of mine. Much to the amusement of the dwellers I found a insatiable collection of candies and sweets enclosed in an electronic closet of sorts. It asked for various metals and things, but a small series of buttons was all my pockets could produce. I shouted quite softly, "Damn you pocket... you starving beast... give me your gold or I'll fill you with those horrid keys!" Surely, I felt them tremble against my flesh, but to no avail as even furious anger could not solve the problem. In secret, I did use my buttons for trade and after some time the machine did yield to me. (Quite an awkward battle, but I do care to say I was the victor) Hence forth, my laptop bag was now filled with a sweet smelling package of plastic wrapped crackers.
The next day found me once again as it has always done despite my efforts and I awoke with adventure resting quietly in my bed. I cried to myself and whispered to her, "Out you harlet, begone from my world and leave me to my rotting flesh!" She would have none of it and sent me on my way. Sitting a top my desk was the newly printed scribbles I fathomed just the night before. These words of wisdom would need or rather yearned to be heard in the morning meeting of waking stars. Quickly, I packed the days order labeled "Office Supplies" into my bag. With that I marched quickly away and hid for a time on the chariot of mass transportation to work.
I arrived at my desk moments later and let out a sigh of relief as I knew no adventure dare follow me to this cubicle of sanctity. Just then my task master computer whirred to life and produced an array of colors and text. Hypnotized, I stood locked in battle with my foe the monitor. Tis true, the better part of the day I spent in fierce competition. I did not sway, I did not fuss, but in the end the blasted rigging was today's victor. I dare not stray to far, but in vengeful agony I took those words it spewed and onto a cdr I laid them to rest. A grave I did prepare that morning and it was true bliss as it was laid upon a pocket in my laptop bag. "Your secrets, will be safe with me," I spoke sorely, but with a light over tone of reverence.
With that me and prescious flew to lunch with arms of wax wings and propulsion of far greater power then any air vessel. We ate in solitude this day and talked non-chalantly for a time. Still, my own whimisical musings could not help to cope with idle hands. Soft, brown, delicious paper napkins did find their way to me. I peered to my left and peered to my right. Not a soul watched as I gave them to my prescious. A grin swepted across my face as I left the bell's of taco. Once again, on this day I reclaimed my right as the victor and for that fortune I did thank the lord.
Returning to the office I could think of nothing but slumber. I wanted no further part of this adventure. Completely exhausted I was once again returned to the prison of youth. My cubicle dwelling did call t
Re:Why, yes, I do. (Score:2)
Re:Why, yes, I do. (Score:2)
I should have proof read it, but in the rush to make it to the market a few bugs crept in! Still, for a draft it was funny to me.
my laptop bag: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:5, Funny)
You know those aren't toys...they're actually for having sex with girls.
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:3, Funny)
On the more entertaining side, microwave an extra-strong condom for 4 seconds and it will stretch over a Mini.
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re:my laptop bag: (Score:3, Funny)
Won't someone please, please think of the Zeta-Reticulans?
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:2)
No, they are superfluous for the sex engaged in by /.ers (with themselves).
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:2)
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:5, Funny)
Because he didn't mention that he had an iBook or PowerBook in his bag.
Re:my laptop bag: (Score:2)
Same reason.
Obligory South Park quote (Score:2, Funny)
Pip: Joe, do you know anything about girls?
Joe: Sure! They're those things with vaginas in them!
Joe: Oh, I don't know about that! I just like to keep to me blacksmiffin'!
(Episode #405: Great Expectations)
Shameful (Score:5, Insightful)
The real news would be if someone could tell us all how much Slashdot is racking in from this arrangement. Come on OSDN, how stupid do you think your audience is?
Re:Shameful (Score:5, Funny)
You'r so cynical. Why would Mudzy do such a thing?
Mudzy is The Tech Zone Forums moderator and resident network specialist. He maintains The Tech Zone's LAN to keep it running at tip top shape. When not moderating the Forums, Mudzy also does hardware reviews. Mudzy runs a Celeron 366 at 550Mhz using Windows ME. You can email Mudzy at mudzy@thetechzone.com
From http://thetechzone.com/about_us.htm [thetechzone.com]
BTW, the site is slashdotted on a Saturday afternoon of a holiday weekend. Hilarious.
Re:Shameful (Score:2)
You'r so cynical.
And you're just naive. You're honestly trying to tell me that this article isn't just an advertisement for cool tech gadgets? So it's just a co-incidence that each item has multiple links to vendors who advertise on the tech zone?
I don't have any problem with the whole concept of doing that, but let's get real here.
Re:Shameful (Score:2)
When duly considered, they indicate sarcasm.
Re:Shameful (Score:2)
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2)
What's in MY laptop bag? (Score:3, Funny)
2) 33 CYP
3) 50 Euros
4) some old cat 5 cable
5) a stack of ATM receipts.
6) Passport
7) Expired Visa
8) Italian Codice Fiscale
9) "Alien Registration Certificate"
10) 3 expired boarding passes
11) carbon copy of a baggage irregularity claim
12) a couple of bizarre connectors.
13) nasty photocopies of latin philosophical texts
14) Year-old Compaq Presario R3000 with 3.00 P4M (Keeps you warm on a cold winter night), Radeon 9600, 60 Gig HDD, and 1 gig of ram. 15) Big-ass power brick. 16) 120 gig HDD in a 3.5 " enclosure (failing, slowly) 17) another big-ass power brick. 18) 4-year-old Nikon E995. 19) Years of future back pain.
Re:What's in MY laptop bag? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's in MY laptop bag? (Score:5, Funny)
22)Profit!
Re:What's in MY laptop bag? (Score:2)
You may already know this: if so, I apologise for the implied insult. Since external HDD enclosures rarely have full SMART support, it is difficult to know if they are really failing or just need a bit of TLC. I make a habit of connecting any HDDs I use in external boxes to a regular IDE/SATA interface every couple of months (or any time there are apparent problems) to check on the drive's health and carry out any remedial actions required.
Does anyone k
Re:What's in MY laptop bag? (Score:2)
Oh, and to the guy who asked: that was what was in my laptop bag at that moment. Well, almost. The brick and laptop
Re:What's in MY laptop bag? (Score:2)
1) 7ft cat 6 jumper
2) garmin GPS3+
3) garmin data/power cable
4) two sharpie pens
5) antacid
6) serial to usb adapter
7) firewire 6-to-6 cable
8) cat5 crimper
9) 25pk RJ45 ends (I need to get a wire cutter too)
10) trackball
11) usb a-to-b 3ft cable
12) firewire 6-to-4 6ft cable
13) phono mini 6ft patch cable
14) wifi access point detector (the cheap variety)
15) two spare high density floppies
16) cardbus to compactflash adapter
17) checkbook
18) usb floppy drive
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Mobile VoIP adapter? Bah! (Score:4, Funny)
What he doesn't have (Score:4, Funny)
mine (Score:2)
2) Power Cord
3) 2 Pens, 1 Pencil, and occasionally a legal pad. Nothing beats pen & paper.
Re:mine (Score:3, Informative)
two neoprene bags. One holds the laptop and the wireless card. The other holds the power cord, retractable cat5 and phone cables, mouse, and a few other odds and ends.
top it off with a couple of pens and pencils and, like you, occasionally a pad of paper.
I learned my lesson after being caught in a shelter in the local park for several hours while I waited for the rain to die down.
Re:mine (Score:2)
Re:mine (Score:4, Funny)
Stuff (Score:2)
Pen (Score:2)
Re:Stuff (Score:2)
Here is what's in my bag (Score:2)
2. Sony PSP with Logitech Hard Case
3. TN200 USB GPS
4. 1GB USB Stick
5. PCMCIA Card Adapter with 4 GB Microdrive
6. 3 Knoppix CD's
7. Zyxel USB 802.11G Adapter and AP
8. USB 2.0 Hub
9. A 160W 12V to 115V power adapter with airline seat power connector
10. A Linksys WPC11 802.11B card (works with Airsnort)
11. Assorted power adapters for all that stuff
One Swedish-made...umm.... (Score:5, Funny)
Hrm. (Score:2)
- A 200GB LaCie external Firewire hard drive
- One of each kind of USB and Firewire cable
- Multitools
- Network testers
- Cheap wireless access point
- Watch
- Pens
- Paper
- Handi-Snacks (pilfered a PTA closet for those)
- Coinage
- 256MB USB key
And that's about it.
Re:Hrm. (Score:2)
Naught. (Score:2, Informative)
My laptop bag. (Score:2, Informative)
2. power and ethernet cables for hellbox
3. pens, paper, and a lighter.
4. Japanise dictionary.
5. Colt 1911
6. playing cards
7. latest copy of Tattoo and 2600
8. other useless crap
Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:2, Informative)
So either their lying, or even worse, it's true.
How will we get the next generation.
Male Hacker Unite! (preferably with Hackeresses or other female intelectuals, unless of course your tastes differ, in wich case you are excused
Re:Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:2)
Err... wait a minute, what's the problem here?
Re:Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:2)
Geeks don't get laid.
Re:Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:2)
RTFOP (OP = other posts)
Re:Whats in the Laptop bag (Score:2)
True Story (Score:4, Interesting)
My sister had been wanting a laptop for a few years, and my dad can be cheap when he wants to be, which is most of the time. He had an employee working for his tree and lawn business who was willing to sell an imac to him for 50$. So he bought the laptop and gave it to my sister for $DEC25(christmas, yule, etc)
A few days after christmas, my sister comes to me with a check she found in the laptop bag for about 150$. "Don't you know this guy?". It was indeed signed by my tech friend, and I asked if I could have it.
I figured this was reasonable, since my fathers employee also did work for my friend on the side, and once he had him clean out a computer shop in town when they moved the business. Everything he thought was junk he left at the shop.
So next time I saw my friend I showed him the check and asks in a very serious tone where I had gotten it from. I told him about the laptop bag and how my father had boughten it off from the mutual employee.
To finish the story, the laptop was stolen!
It was a happy ending though, my sister got to keep the laptop and the guy still works for my friend.
Moral: you never know what you're gonna find in a used *bag
*laptop, purse, tool, etc.
Re:True Story (Score:3, Funny)
I was in highschool a few years ago when I met on of the most respected men in my life. He came to the school in the form of a "nice" Bofh. Living in a small town I was the only person I knew at school that used linux, until that year when I met my two geek friends. The one I'm talking of in this story though had been a consultant, computer tech, special agent in the military for drug enforcement and a soldier. This is the type of guy that has many stories, and all so good you could sit and listen t
Re:True Story (Score:2)
Re:True Story (Score:2)
Re:True Story (Score:2)
Never mind all that -- since when is an iMac a laptop?
Re:True Story (Score:2, Funny)
I Have an Imagewriter II Bag (Score:2)
Mod Article Down (Score:2)
This is another great example of why we should be able to moderate articles! Really, it is quite beyond me why we should take any interest in the freebies that this tech editor has been presented with by publicity-seeking manufacturers.
Last I checked, (Score:2)
Coral Cache of Article (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.thetechzone.com.nyud.net:8090/?m=show&
AC for the non-karwhoring.
Where's the -5 filter for Coral cache posts? (Score:2)
Btw holy fucking paid advertisement batman. Every page is about 15% content and 85% ads. What a shitty shitty website. I'll never go there ever again.
Re:Where's the -5 filter for Coral cache posts? (Score:2)
I must agree with you. It's one of those rare web sites that is so shitty I put a 127.0.0.1 entry for it in my /etc/hosts file so there was no danger of me accidentally wasting my time waiting for it to load the next time they pull off a Slashdot shill job.
Redundant, but my answers (Score:2)
2. Power cables for the lappy.
3. A Knoppix disc (always have one with me).
4. An Ubuntu Live disc (ditto)
5. An Ubuntu install disc (just in case)
6. An old copy of The Daily Cougar (it's just in there).
Well, Techzone Has Been Destroyed (Score:2)
Their editor needs to contribute some of his bag to their servers, since they're obviously not up to a
What do you mean, laptop 'bag'? (Score:4, Interesting)
What he eventually ended up with was a bible case. It was cheap, provided excellent protection, was just the right size (this was an A4-sized notebook), and above all else --- who wants to steal a bible?
My bag weighs 40 pounds (Score:2)
Re:My bag weighs 40 pounds (Score:2)
Well.. (Score:2)
2) Backup Mouse (I miss the trackpoint of my old IBM but not enough to use my trackpad that insists on seeing a light tap as a mouse click) with PS/2, USB and even serial adaptors.
3) Two 2m patch cables with adaptors to join them together and join w/crossover.
4) Various (unused) international modem adaptors (including one that looks like some sort of medical device)
5) USB Flash drive (with my SSH Key)
6) 10 CD-R's for burning various CD's/backups
7) Knoppix CD
Guess I'm a minimalist. (Score:2)
1. Mouse (at least right now, not a permanent resident)
2. Cross-over CAT cable.
3. Mouse pad
4. Mini-VGA->SVHS/RCA-converter
5. A piece of micro fiber cloth to clean the screen
What I don't have in my bag:
6. My iBook (It's sitting in my lap as I'm just typing on it)
7. The powerbrick (in the wall!)
Gah... (Score:5, Funny)
1. IBM Thinkpad. Couple of years old. No power brick (I'm too lazy to unplug it)
2. Membership card for a long dead video club
3. Spare car keys. I lock myself out of my car every couple of weeks or so.
4. Bloody knife I forgot to dump the last hit.
5. One
6. Four days concentrated emergency rations
7. One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
8. One miniature combination russian phrase book and bible
7. One hundred dollars in rubles
8. One hundred dollars in gold
9. Nine packs of chewing gum
10. One issue of prophylactics
11. Three lipsticks
12. Three pair of nylon stockings.
I'm prepared for pretty much everything.
Re:Gah... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Gah... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm prepared for pretty much everything.
Almost. You forgot the cyanide pill...
Then there's the weapons (Score:2)
It's only naturally a security measure when you walk through bad neighborhoods on your way to work, and carry more than a few thousand dollars of equipment on you. I've chased off a would-be mugger before he limped away through this method.
It makes it hard to get through airport security, t
Re:Gah... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Gah... (Score:2)
My bad. But in my defense, I wasn't expecting somebody not to get the reference. It's not exactly an obscure film.
At least "shepmaster" came up with the Vegas line, which was the funnier response in this case.
Inside my laptop bag... (Score:2)
Mini-Maglite and Sheath
Gerber Multitool and Sheath
Logitech Wireless Laptop Mouse
DVD drive for laptop
Extra PCMCIA Wireless Adapter
and in mine.. (Score:2)
In mine (Score:2)
1) My Doom3 disk
2) Several printouts of the London Times daily Su Doku puzzles
3) A jar of Kalamata olives
4) 2 Wifi cards. The Dlink G card I use myself, and the $10 B card that I loan to others at the pub in exchange for a beer.
Here ya go... (Score:2)
Apple Wireless Mouse
Apple VGA and Video adapter for iBook
SmartDisk FireLite 40GB Backup drive
6pin-6pin FireWire cable for the FireLite, and a 6pin to iPod adapter for my iPod
Retactable Modem and Ethernet cables
Kensington FlexLight
Nikon Coolpix camera & cable
ok I'll play (Score:2)
1. Notebook, kind of crummy 4-year old Toshiba P3 that still miraculously works.
2. AC adapter
3. CAT5 cable
4. Phone cable for modem (never used)
5. Bag of replacement tips for notebook's trackpoint-type pointing device (nice thought on their part, but never needed)
6. WiFi card
7. USB sound pod, which I need because I gouged out the built-in headphone jack so the internal speakers don't cut out when headphones are plugged in (why do I have this if I'm not carrying any headphones or
What the hell, I'm bored (Score:2)
2. 80GB 2.5" in USB enclosure
3. Creative Audigy 2ZS PCMCIA Card
4. Ipaq 4300
5. Spare battery for same.
6. Ipaq Cradle
7. Ipaq Bluetooth GPS
8. Sandisk 1GB WMA player
9. USB Cable for that.
10. Three of those USB 2.0 cables with the square end.
11. Cell phone charger.
12. Spare cell phone battery.
13. Audio cables.
14. Power cables for a couple things.
15. A/V cables to hook up a DVD player.
16. My dick is bigger than yours.
Whee!
Who needs a bag? (Score:2)
- RustyTaco
My laptop bag... (Score:2)
Many don't seem that useful (Score:3, Interesting)
Let's see what I think of his "suggestions":
Dell Inspiron XPS Gen 2 Gaming Notebook
That's not a laptop, that's a small desktop. Not something I'd ever want to lug around, which given some of the other items seems to be the goal for this system. For those wondering, I know that I don't want to carry such a beast around from experience as last summer I got the joy of having to a drag a 10lb 300mhz beast to work every other day on the NYC subway (I said screw it at some point and just left it at work, this year I bought a 3.5 laptop and no longer mind carrying it around). I mean I'm not so addicted to games as to be unable to live without being able to play the latest ones for more than a few hours.
Self Retracting NIC & Modem Cables
Now this is something I could use.
Kensington WiFi Finder
Interesting, although not very useful for me from what a quick google search shows. Seems it detects all wireless networks (wep or not), last time I looked in NYC my laptop found around 5 different ones althrough I could connect to only one (others were encrypted, etc.).
Also, it seems the thing is cheap and shitty from what I garner and will probably not find even an open wireless network. Maybe a fun toy but not worth the space to carry around.
I'd find a cell phone with some internet access package much more useful for getting internet access.
Logitech V200 Cordless Notebook Mouse
Useful although I don't find the touchpad that bad for short usage or in cramped spaces, on my "to buy" list.
Belkin Hi-Speed USB 2.0 8-in-1 Card Reader
Useful if you regularly need to access various solid state media.
Asus WL-530g Pocket Wireless Router
nifty.
Linksys PAP2 VoIP Phone Adapter
Potentially useful although you could just use your computer to pick up calls (do Bluetooth cellphone headsets work with computers?) which I assume is more versatile (no need to connect actual phones to said device).
Kensington Microsaver Security Cable Lock
Is this the one which requires only a bic pen to crack?
My list (Score:2)
Flickr tag (Score:2)
My Bag (Score:2)
Contents:
Older than Dirt IBM T23 1GhZ 512mb ram 15" display 30gb drive
2x Power Bricks for same
Mini-Tripod
2.4ghz 8dbi omni antenna
3x Orinoco 802.11b cards
1x Logitech Optical Mouse
1x UltraBay Floppy Drive
IBM UltraPort WebCam
1x 25' ethernet cable
1x 16' ethernet cable
2x 3' ethernet cable
2x 6' crossover ethernet cable
1x
D'oh! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dead Squirrels (Score:2, Funny)
dead squirrel
gay pr0n
hairy russian midgets with glasses pr0n
huge poster with Linus in the nekkid
even huger poster of sex-idol Steve "The Rim" Jobs
Re:Do as much as possible.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mirror (Score:2)
Re:In my bag there is.... (Score:2)