Japanese Develop 'Female' Android 682
jolyon writes "The BBC is reporting that Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1. 'She' has flexible silicone for skin rather than hard plastic, can flutter her eyelids, move her hands like a human and even appears to breathe. She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet."
Is it wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Because if it is.. I don't wanna be right.
Fuckbot (Score:5, Funny)
I shall take the word of Professor Ishiguro...
And combine it with the work of RealDoll [realdoll.com]
Finally, I shall take AliceBot [pandorabots.com] and train it to talk dirty for me...
I shall call it... The fuckbot!
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Are you ready?
ALICE: Do I look ready??
Human: I've been waiting for this all day.
ALICE: How long?
Human: Since I got up this morning.
ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Cool. I have a collection of gossip.
Human: I'm not in the mood to talk right now *jumps*
ALICE: Oh, where are you located?
Human: Let's do it!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: Unf unf unf unf!
ALICE: Are we still talking about FAILURE?
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: I'm gonna mute you if you don't cut this out!
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: God, you're too much like a real woman.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
Human: I hate you.
I still need to work out the bugs, though.
Just sits there? Perfect! (Score:5, Funny)
As far as I'm concerned, she doesn't even have to sit. She just has to lie there, hold still, and keep moving those hands and fluttering those eyelids. Maybe breathe a little harder too.
This is nothing new... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:1, Funny)
she might be cute (Score:5, Funny)
Styx needs to rewrite their lyrics (Score:2, Funny)
Twelve Minutes (Score:3, Funny)
The obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
Familiar (Score:1, Funny)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
The Name-Game (Score:2, Funny)
Does that make me version 1.0? (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously they've slated version 8.0 for success (Score:3, Funny)
And Judging by the quote:
"Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying..."
I'd say the good Dr and his crew no longer consider themselves single.
Obligatory Futurama Quote... (Score:5, Funny)
LiuBot: You're cute!
Fry: You!
LiuBot: You!
Fry: You!
(This goes on for a while)
Farnsworth: Oh, dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you.
Like Babe Ruth calling his home run, (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Score 5, Insightful (Score:5, Funny)
The most important thing (Score:2, Funny)
But... (Score:3, Funny)
Didn't any of you take middle school hygiene? (Score:5, Funny)
Hermes: My God! He never took middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film.
Farnsworth: It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times!
[He presses a button and a film title appears on the screen: I Dated A Robot!. In the movie a couple sit in a café and stare into each other's eyes. A narrator walks into the scene.]
Narrator [in movie]: Ordinary human dating. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose. [He turns the table over and a crying baby appears. He turns it back again.] But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to...tragedy.
[The woman behind him turns into a blank robot and the man downloads a celebrity onto it.]
Billy [in movie]: Neato! A Marylin Monroebot!
Monroebot [in movie]: Ooo! You're a real dreamboat (mechanical voice) Billy Everyteen!
Narrator [in movie]: Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next!
[The scene cuts to Billy's bedroom. He is kissing the Monroebot. Enter his mother.]
Billy's Mom [in movie]: Billy, do you want to walk your dog?
Billy [in movie]: No thank Mom, I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.
[Enter his dad.]
Billy's Dad [in movie]: Billy, do want to get a paper route and earn some extra cash?
Billy [in movie]: No thanks dad, I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.
[Enter his girlfriend, Mavis, from the café.]
Mavis [in movie]: Billy, do you want to come over tonight? We can make out together.
Billy [in movie]: Gee Mavis, your house is across the street, that's an awfully long way to go for making out.
Narrator [in movie]: Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? Ordinarily Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance of performing the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. [The scene changes and a foam hand rolls across an empty American football field] Where are all the football stars? [The foam hand continues to drift across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [The scene changes to a split screen of a pair of human and robots making out on beds.] They are trapped - trapped in a soft, vice-like grip of robot lips. All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. And sometimes the same sex. Now, let's skip forward 80 years into the future. Where is Billy?
[The scene changes to a post-apocalyptic world. Billy is an aged man but he is still with his Monroebot and still making out with her.]
Billy [in movie]: Farewell!
[He dies.] Narrator [in movie]: The next day Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens. [In the movie a fleet of flying saucers destroy buildings with a quick laser shot.] Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet? It was Earth. Don't Date Robots!
[A caption appears on the screen with the same words on it and the movie ends. The space pope is displayed on the screen with Crocodylus Pontiflex written around him in English and alien.]
Announcer [voice-over; in movie]: Brought to you by the space pope!
It's starting already... (Score:1, Funny)
"Billy, do you want to walk your dog?"
"No thanks, mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot!"
"Billy, do you want to get a paper route and earn some extra cash?"
"No thanks, dad. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot!"
"Billy, do you want to come over tonight? We can make out together!"
"Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street. That's an awfully long way to go for making out."
Here's an even more human-looking android (Score:5, Funny)
Like the Repliee Q1, she can flutter her eyelids, move her hands like a human and even appears to breathe, but she can also sit, stand and walk.
The Nataliee P1 is overall far more human-looking than the Repliee Q1, but its speech synthesis is so far not as convincingly human-sounding.
Here are some samples from its vocabulary:
"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."
"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee."
"Our people are dying, Senator. We must do something quickly to stop the Federation."
Where's the nudie pics? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" (Score:3, Funny)
Is this the 600 series? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Score 5, Insightful (Score:3, Funny)
Well, I did imagine a beowulf cluster of her...
Re:But... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Aaahh, Japan, last hope of geeks everywhere, I knew they wouldn't disappoint us.
Re:Here's an even more human-looking android (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Does that make me version 1.0? (Score:2, Funny)
Parent Modded Funny? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Score 5, Insightful (Score:4, Funny)
(sorry, couldn't resist
Re:Score 5, Insightful (Score:3, Funny)
Where have you been getting your lap dances from? Comatose Patty's house of girls?
Re:Does that make me version 1.0? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does that make me version 1.0? (Score:3, Funny)
BTW, want to get dinner and movie?
Re:But... (Score:2, Funny)
Dunno. She definitely looks incompatible with 3.5" floppies though.
(sorry........)
Re:Fuckbot (Score:5, Funny)
Open-Source Clone (Score:1, Funny)
Here [neatstuff.net].
What do you mean bad user interface? Not ready for the bedroom? What?
Re:Is it wrong (Score:5, Funny)
"This is going to be the best prom ever."
Hehe (Score:3, Funny)
They Rebelled.
They Evolved.
They Look and Feel Human.
Some are programmed to think they are Human.
There are many copies.
And they have a Plan.
Re:Only if.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Does that make me version 1.0? (Score:5, Funny)
Why are women always so worried about this? Trust me, weeding out the kind of guy who would rather go for a robot than a live woman can be nothing but a boon to you. It'd be nothing but a boon to society too. Darwinism is a good thing.
TW
You can have nice chats with simple bots (Score:3, Funny)
The ratemylogs project is a crazy and mind breaking projection of reality. The author has created a website (X) which pretends to be offering free sex chats with beautiful women on the server side and instead it has some dumbass PHP bots. There are a lot of disclaimers laying around the website X which DO TELL there are NO WOMEN at all and instead simple digital clones of the real versions. However, nobody cares to read or, even better, nobody cares at ALL! Shocked by the quality of the conversations being developed by the horny users, the author decided to add a few more words to the disclaimer! stating that all conversations were subject to be logged and made public (this website is a perfect example!). Of course! nobody cared! Have fun with us! Read as many conversations as you want before lunch and after dinner! Rate them and comment them. Want to learn more about the silly ass bots written in php? Head to the Bots section!
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:2, Funny)
this might not be a good development.
what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots? you would be in a room filled with guys getting hard looking at a machine. it would not be all that different than if 10 guys all gathered around a computer screen with massive buldges. i for one, don't want to be in that room.
now if there is a real chick there, that makes it all okay. that is called a gangbang.
and while we are talking tits, there is a HUGE difference between real tits and fake tits. fake tits are shitty and worthless. i don't want to make love to a plastic bag filled with water, if i wanted that i could hump a waterbed. i want the soft gentile feel of fat in the bosom. but i guess just like my butcher, a 15% salt-water solution is being added to all things to raise the price. too bad doctors can't find a way to suck the fat out of a womans ass and shove that in the boobs.
maybe the real future of AI robots designed to please men will be made with the parts of deceased women. it would require having biologists find a way to preserve the three most important parts- ass, snatch, and tits. they could have strippers purfume inside the android, and it could fart out that smell. the eyes could be wide and open in anticipation. the ears could turn red with the flush of blood comming to the outer skin, the sensation is real.
i think i am going back to college to study biophysics. or maybe electronics. something that will alow me to help the USA compete against the japanese.
Re:The obligatory... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:5, Funny)
BLEEP-BOOP! c-Come here...zzzt....baby! Kiss meeee%@&*$!!
Fucking insane diabolical plastic surgeons.
Re:Score 5, Insightful (Score:5, Funny)
well we could make pickup lines for our new, hot sex android overlord masters.. whom I for one welcome.
So, your mount point or mine?
When was the last time you had a 3 hour Fscking?
You're such a bad daemon, fork me you apache babe.
Can we be descrete about this transaction? i don't want a trace of it in the syslog -- if the wife finds out i've been cheating on her with the
Aw..c'mon.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:5, Funny)
Me, I'll take the soft Jewish feel any day.
Wrong URL (Score:4, Funny)
The dolls run from the overly stylized [realdoll.com] to the chillingly natural [realdoll.com] (another [realdoll.com]).
The FAQ is... uh... interesting [realdoll.com]. Example:
Re:And... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And... (Score:3, Funny)
Come to think of it... even the droids will probably shoot us down
I can see the quotes now... (Score:5, Funny)
Where the ENIBOT is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, sexbots in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons. (Popular Mechanics)
Most sexbots will probably still occupy a large room, however, because of the space needed for the ancillary software - the tapes and cards to be fed in, the operating staff, and the huge piles of paper for printing out the results. (Prof Desmond King-Hele)
The Sexintosh uses an experimental device called a breast. There is no evidence that people want to use these things. (John Dvorak)
No one knows what to do with seven sexbots at one time. (PC Week Magazine)
Hello everybody out there using minsex - I'm doing a (free) sexbot system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) ATbot clones. (Linus Torvalds)
and of course...
640K ought to be enough for anybody. (Bill Gates)
http://www.sysprog.net/quothist.html [sysprog.net]
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:5, Funny)
So it wouldn't be much different than E3?
It is just you (Score:3, Funny)
Ob. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is it wrong (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, she's very SCSI!
Alternative Obligatory Futurama Quote... (Score:3, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uncanny Valley... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It is not an android, it is a humanoid or gineo (Score:2, Funny)
Hip Japanese Science Guy (Score:2, Funny)
More seriously, can any Japanese Slashdotter (or anyone familiar with Japan) tell me if they have a nerdy professer stereotype in their mainstream culture? I know they dig robots and all, but what is the general attitude towards scientists?
Re:And... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:4, Funny)
Ha! Of course not, all it takes to control you female types is a shiny rock.
Re:Only if.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where's the nudie pics? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I knew someone would bring this up (Score:2, Funny)
via boing-boing, pic of lolibots awaiting shipping.