France to Be Site of World's First Nuclear Fusion 358
brad writes "The New York Times (free registration) is reporting that 'France won an international competition today to be the site of the world's first nuclear fusion reactor, an estimated $12 billion project that many scientists see as essential to solving the world's future energy needs.'"
Dup Fusion (Score:4, Funny)
Try paying attention to your own site.
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:3, Funny)
Does't work that way. /. stories are a fissionable material; that's why you seem them more than once.
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Re:Dup Fusion (Score:5, Insightful)
dont the
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Yeah but... (Score:2)
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:5, Funny)
No... (Score:2)
Well, but now all comments will be redundant since we posted them already!
That was hours and hours ago. (Score:3, Funny)
I, for one, welcome duplicate stories.
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:2)
And that's when they append updates to the original story.
Timothy must be like the people who have been on the 'net for five years and think they've seen everything. And during the first pass of an inbox, respond to every message, thinking nothing of the fact they find responses from others later in their inbox (instead of reading everything and going back to respond).
Anyone know if any
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:5, Funny)
I'll have you know that this is NOT a dupe! The first article was in the Science section. This article is in the Hardware section! It must mean that Nuclear Fusion will be coming to power our computer hardware soon! Yippee! </sarcasm>
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:2, Insightful)
go ahead mod me, but sometimes this is rediculous. Read the home page before you post something, at... least...
-Joe
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:2, Funny)
IN OTHER NEWS...
"France Now World's Largest Smoking Crater; Film at 11"
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Dup Fusion (Score:5, Funny)
I WANT MY 6 PAID VIEWS BACK!!!
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dup Fusion and rejected submission (Score:4, Informative)
While crying and moaning about dupes and rejected submissions isn't exactly constructive criticism, I have to voice my disappointment with the Slashdot editors, especially Timothy, on this one.
I feel particularly annoyed about this news bit. Why is that? Well, I happened to submit this story early tuesday morning (about 10 am GMT / 6 am EST) and it got rejected. It happens and as such is not a big deal. But the following is imho rather embarrassing.
Not only was this news piece accepted and posted on Slashdot later as someone elses submission, it was actually accepted & posted twice (becoming yet another infamous Slashdot dupe). And in this case the poster of the dupe was no other than Timothy, who rejected my submission.
It seems he initially didn't think this particular news was important and rejected my submission. I knew it was an important bit of news to anyone who follows physics and nuclear stuff, a category which many slashdotters fall into. Potentially and on the long run this could be important news to everyone on the planet who uses electricity.
Anyway, the next day Timothy seems to have decided that a less comprehensive and informative submission on the same subject is worth posting, and as icing on the cake, he does it without even bothering to check the site's own news from yesterday (the already posted story was actually still on the frontpage!) thus creating a dupe story.
Only on Slashdot do you find editors who don't even read their own site's frontpage when posting a news story (to avoid dupes), nor remember that they rejected the very same story yesterday. We're all human and mistakes happen. And I'm sure the editors get swamped by a huge number of submissions, which probably aren't exactly a joy to wade through trying to pick the worthy ones.
However, these sort of things seem to happen a bit more often than they could or should. Perhaps the editors could put a little more time and effort into the process, since many of the previous, similar mistakes seem rather easily avoided (at least to a
Ps. Here's my original Slashdot submission about this story just for reference (with a forgotten BBC link added):
After 18 months of wrangling [cnn.com] over the construction site of the ITER [iter.org] (International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor) the participants (China, EU, Japan, Russia, South Korea and USA) finally agreed upon Cadarache [physicsweb.org] in France over Rokkasho-Mura in Japan. Japan withdrew its bid [reuters.com] after getting a concessions package deal. The 10 billion ($12bn) project will be the 2nd most expensive joint scientific project [bbc.co.uk] after the ISS and hopefully a gateway to a commercial fusion reactor prototype. Construction should begin this year and be completed in 2015.
You're doing it all wrong... (Score:5, Funny)
The world's first fusion reactor [nytimes.com] is soon to be completed in France. Nuclear Fusion is what powers the sun and hydrogen bombs. w00t!
And last, but not least, submit it under the wrong category, like say, Star Wars.
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:5, Funny)
Only one question: where do I send my check?
/obvious (Score:2)
Unfortunate Timothy (Score:3, Funny)
Oh... wait... didn't someone post something about this already??? Silly me.
Re:Dup Fusion (Score:3, Insightful)
To be fair, "dupe" isn't a real word either. "Dup," if you think about it, is sort of a more logical truncation of duplicate.
Fusion (Score:2, Funny)
Stupid Title (Score:2)
Re:Stupid Title (Score:3, Informative)
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Re:Stupid Title (Score:3, Interesting)
dupe dupe dupe, dupe of Earl Earl Earl (Score:2, Funny)
"Hardware", not "Science" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"Hardware", not "Science" (Score:2)
Seems like it's working........NOT
Re:I'll wait until it shows up again (Score:4, Funny)
End of year report: You have wasted X money and have angered X environmentalists. Your rank is Sparky Squirrel.
Tip: Hire more contractors. (Turn tips off? yes/no)
Re:I'll wait until it shows up again (Score:2)
You see this is why its not a dupe it's a sequel , the hardware section looks much better than the science section , though both have pretty much the same features
Re:"Hardware", not "Science" (Score:3, Funny)
You're new here, right?
Perhaps.. (Score:2)
unlikely (Score:2)
Re:Perhaps.. (Score:2)
But this is indeed big news.. and is probably worth repeating.. D
Cool, (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Cool, (Score:2)
Hey editors (Score:4, Insightful)
How hard is it to CHECK THE MAIN PAGE BEFORE YOU POST?!
*bangs head on table*
Re:Hey editors (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, no hypocrisy here...
Re:Hey editors (Score:2)
Yeah, no hypocrisy here . . .
Re:Hey editors (Score:2)
Re:Hey editors (Score:2)
I think that gives us all the right to complain when we see things that we perceive to be problems.
(I know, IHBT, IHL, IWHAND)
Strong support from the Pacific for this one!! (Score:4, Funny)
My only desire would be that the safety procedures at the new reactor are placed under the control of a third party - preferably a college frat house, its members well supplied with halucinogenic drugs, and who could control the reactor's safety computer systems (based on Windows ME) over the Internet from their own dormrooms via a non-secured link.
Re:Strong support from the Pacific for this one!! (Score:2)
Really? Do you live on a boat, or underwater?
I'm pretty sure they weren't doing tests "constantly", they neve
Re:Strong support from the Pacific for this one!! (Score:3, Interesting)
2) It would appear you are unfamiliar with the facts. France has conducted many many tests in the islands over man years, as well as even planting a bomb on board a Greenpeace protest ship in Auckland harbour (a city of over a million and hardly an uninhabited sandbar) and killing a journalist who was on board ("Rainbow Warrior" ring any bells to you?)
3) You fail to underst
Re:Strong support from the Pacific for this one!! (Score:2)
What a founder of the fusion program has to say... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:What a founder of the fusion program has to say (Score:2)
Myself and two other cohorts dreamed up this scheme to enable us to retire early. We dreamt up this project that needed huge sums of cash. We then siphoned 20% off the top straight ionto our own projects, known as wine, women and song.
Of course it was only a matter of time before we were caught and had to retire leaving a new line of porkers at the trough. But those incompentent fools only took 5% and spent the remaining on projects.
This retirment swindle has gone on
Get a grip. (Score:2)
Re:What a founder of the fusion program has to say (Score:3, Informative)
General Atomics, by the way, is in a very Republican area. GA has one of the biggest fusion programs around, AND is part of the established energy industry. They do have a gigantic magnetic fusion reactor there, but also a number of groups working on alternative fusion technologies.
Re:What a founder of the fusion program has to say (Score:2)
I will have to side with the people at Wikipedia. I'd like more proof than a Geocites page by an internet troll.
Correction (Score:5, Funny)
Since they already have EuroDisney, and this Fusion thingy might not pan out, the headline just as easily could have been:
France to Be Site of World's Second Largest Boondogle
Re:Correction (Score:2)
No way ! Not even close ! Everybody knows that the single largest boondogle in human history is Eurotunnel ! [forbes.com]
Oh wait......
Thomas-
(Disclaimer: Yes, I'm French)
Half Life (Score:5, Funny)
Let's sing! (Score:5, Funny)
yes it goes on and on my friend,
some people started posting it not knowing it's a dupe,
now they'll continue duping it forever just because...
(repeat)
Re:Let's sing! (Score:2)
the truth is ugly.
Shari Lewis was brilliant. (Score:2)
Geezzzz! (Score:5, Funny)
Conflict of interests... (Score:2, Interesting)
Well, fusion plants are necessary to replace coal/diesel/fission plants but global warming initiatives should simply focus on making everything more power-efficient and low-emission instead of coming up with inconvenient/impossible ideas. (Some european minister said he was shocked at ho
duped again (Score:2)
If I were more clever (Score:2)
But I'm feeling lazy.
Nuclear fusion has already happened. (Score:2)
Re:Nuclear fusion has already happened. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Nuclear fusion has already happened. (Score:2)
duped again! (Score:2)
duped again? (Score:2)
Wait, people... (Score:5, Interesting)
All joking aside, wouldn't it be nice if SlashDot's main page worked just like the moderation system? Every submitted story would start with a value of 1 and each moderator could push a story up or down one point. Of course, it all comes together when each user sets their own threshhold for front page stories...
I'm guessing this feature has already been suggested for SlashCode implementation. Maybe I should go check...
Amazon? (Score:4, Funny)
I believe Amazon has already patented this idea, maybe you should send them a check for disclosing proprietary information.
Scoop (Score:3, Informative)
Quick Post it again! (Score:2)
Come on slashdotters, let's make it happen!!!
Slashdot Dupe History (Score:5, Interesting)
http://games.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=151936&
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=144601&cid=12
http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=150292&
Of course there was the April Fools Trupe of yore:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=59193&thresho
And then there are the many dupes by the same "Editor" (Usually Zonk):
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=144599&cid=12
Ah yes, and then there was the dupe that occured less than an hour after the original. There has been some debate as to whether that was even a dupe or just a Slashvertisement, but for our purposes today we will just call it a dupe:
http://www.andrerestivo.com/weblog/archives/slash
All of this has been documented for your protection here:
http://anti-slash.org/injustices/CmdrTaco/double_
HJ
Re:Slashdot Dupe History (Score:2)
Usually Zonk??? (Score:2)
It's like OSTG has a program to employ all of the kids from the short bus, and somehow timothy got the gig as editor.
Of that group, he's probably the best at this. So we should show our support. It isn't easy being intellectually-challenged.
But at the same time, we shouldn't be blaming others.
Let's accept the fact that, at least on
Re:Usually Zonk??? (Score:2)
It's groundhog's day... (Score:2)
Scary.
why why why NYT? (Score:3, Insightful)
I can understand if my suggestion is not taken seriously. I only hope it doesn't lead to 307 more dupes.
Ob Holy grail (Score:2)
hilarious. (Score:2)
WOW... AMAZING (Score:2)
Come on, That's less than 12 hours between dupe posts.
It'll hardly be "the world's first fusion reactor" (Score:2)
Here's a list of other fusion reactors that came before ITER: http://www.grandunification.com/hypertext/Fusion_
It is not the first (Score:2)
Closer, but still nowhere near (Score:2)
Some more informations (Score:2)
Also, in order to hav
Re:A little bit disappointed, but there's an upsid (Score:2)
Re:Reeeeeeepost (Score:2)
(Must resist urge to tell French jokes...)
Re:When did Greenpeace become anti-energy (Score:2)
I really think hunting for new and amazing energ
Re:When did Greenpeace become anti-energy (Score:2)
Re:When did Greenpeace become anti-energy (Score:2)
Why not do both? In the long run we need something to completely replace both fossil fuel and fission reactors, but in the short run, 'doing more with less' as Bucky used to say, will keep us alive until we have unlimited energy. There is no fundamental link between use of resources and pollution. It's
Re:When did Greenpeace become anti-energy (Score:2)
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HJ
Re:Notice... (Score:2)
Re:NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard (Score:4, Insightful)
Tell me, did you ever work out what that grey stuff between your ears was for?
FUSION IS NOT FISSION. A FUSION REACTOR CANNOT GO BOOM EVEN IN THEORY.
Re:Oh, Dear. (Score:2)