`Bionic' Arm Brings Back Sense of Touch 234
bdcrazy writes "Two way communication with prosthetic devices allows man who lost both arms in an accident to feel hot and cold, to sense objects and to actually move the prosthetic device to pick things up and put them down.
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Nice (Score:5, Funny)
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I've gotta ask: was that an intentional pun, or just luck?
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"So human! Does this feel hot or cold to you!?" *poke* *poke* *poke*
"aaaaarrrrrhhhg!!"
Flashback (Score:5, Funny)
Step 2 (Score:5, Funny)
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Peltier Junction (Score:5, Informative)
-Jesse
Re:Peltier Junction (Score:4, Informative)
That being said, peltier cooling IS commonly used in those little desk top refridgerators and portable DC cooler/warmers that you see for sale in RV catalogs.
Re:Peltier Junction (Score:2)
-Jesse
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On the topic of heat/cold again...couldn't they put a bunch of tiny thermometors (sp?) embedded in a synthetic skin and then have a chip give the brain the appropriate sensations based on that data?
Re:Peltier Junction (Score:2)
It'd be nice if we had direct interfaces into the brain, but we don't yet.
-Jesse
Re:Peltier Junction (Score:2)
Umm - not exactly. What you are describing is commonly known as a TEC, or "Thermoelectric Cooler" (and also known as a Peltier cooler [digit-life.com]). They are not composed of a single Peltier junction, but rather a large multitude of such junctions in what is basically a se
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-Jesse
Yes but... (Score:2)
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Where did they find his penis? (Score:2)
Re:Yes but... (Score:2)
I'm not sure I would want mine reattached if that happened to it.
Fast enough? (Score:3, Funny)
Old, artificial arm joke (Score:5, Funny)
They finally attach one to an armless human patient and it goes like this.
The guy says, "Arm, scratch my nose". And the arm does it.
"Amazing!", says the guy.
"Arm, sign my name." The arm does it.
This continues for quite a while. Finally when the guy's alone.
He says, "Arm, take off my pants." The arm complies.
He looks at the arm, and then at his penis and says, "OK arm, jerk it off!"
Re:Old, artificial arm joke (Score:5, Funny)
You can make this joke worse by adding the following:
The guy then screams in pain, "Oh, fuck me!"
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What exactly happened to his penis? (Score:2)
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Sheesh.
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cheaper than I expected (Score:5, Funny)
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Yes, but... (Score:2)
OOoooh (Score:4, Funny)
We have the capability to make the world's first Bionic man.
Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before.
Better . . . stronger . . . faster."
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Correction: (Score:3, Funny)
--The Six Million Dollar Invoice
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Non-binary feedback (Score:5, Funny)
Anybody want to take bets on how long it takes for a Linux dist. to be built for it?
Re:Non-binary feedback (Score:2)
Cool. Then we can create a beow...
Oh, never mind.
Re:Non-binary feedback (Score:5, Funny)
Anybody want to take bets on how long it takes for a Linux dist. to be built for it?
About 5 years, 1 year for the guy to learn how to type "make menuconfig" with his toes, and another 4 for gentoo to finish compiling.
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What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Three arms wouldn't look appealing on a human body, for one.
Ideally, I'd like to be able to get organic replacement parts for my body as I grow older. If they aren't available by then, I wouldn't mind robotic ones, assuming they were at least as good as what they were replacing.
Robotic arms - or better yet, a full body, General Grievous-style - would be really useful in a lot of ways. You could race motorcy
Re:What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:2)
His characters don't have that problem but he's writing Sci-Fi.
He also said that total body cyborgification is better if you want superhuman strenght because a super strong arm is no good if lifting something heavy will just rip it off it's fleshy attachements.
Re:What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:3, Interesting)
Think about it--sipping coffee, smoking a cigarette, keeping your sunglases from slipping off your forehead, reading maps while driving, the possibilities are endless.
As for "wouldn't look appealing"? Well, if someone ever criticized my third forehead hand, I'd lean in real close, l
Re:What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:2)
It probably won't take us long to make an arm that in some ways exceeds the capabilities of real arms. Your first thought is strength, but a strong arm requires a strong body to support it. But you might embed other things in it that Nature hasn't seen fit to provide us, or at least have an arm that is strong without having to be exercised.
But it will likely be a while before we have an arm that is a uniform improvement over our real arms. Healing, for instance, is a real
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If I live in a city, and I'm willing to bet my arms that society will not collapse so far that I can't get my arms fixed, it may be a good tradeoff.
On the other hand, if for some reason I will not or can not depend on a technological society to back me up indefinately, I may choose to keep my conventional arms, which will, most likely, continue working effectively indefinitely, until the rest of me is dead. (There are several caveats in that "most likely".)
A lot of people have
Re:What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:2)
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Somehow I don't see that happening any time soon.
Re:What does this mean to biotechnology? (Score:2)
think the hardware would be the same. I.e., advance two technologies at the same time.
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You Know... (Score:2)
Progress (Score:2)
This may also advance the general robotics fields too (I would love to have a robot to fetch food and clean).
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Masturbating. (Score:5, Funny)
Without a sense of touch in the penis or the hand? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Masturbating. (Score:3, Informative)
I believe the term you're looking for is a Stranger [urbandictionary.com]. =)
more technical article (Score:5, Informative)
Rewired, amputee lifts arm with mind [embedded.com]
Relocated arm nerves (Score:5, Funny)
On Wednesday, when Kuiken touched a spot on Sullivan's chest, Sullivan said: "Oh, that's right between the finger and thumb on the back side of the hand."
If Kuiken touches one of Sullivan's prosthetic fingers, Sullivan can feel it and say which finger it is.
Wow. I just know he is glad he can still play the "pull my finger" game with his grandkids.
The 'burning' question still remains... (Score:2, Funny)
It most likely runs vxWorks. (Score:2)
Obligatory Red Dwarf Scene (Score:2, Funny)
LISTER: Okay.
KRYTEN: Now just think: "I will pick up the ball"
LISTER: I will pick up the ball.
KRYTEN: That's right, good, now, concentrate.
LISTER: *I will pick up th
But will it let him... (Score:2)
But will it let him to type in his login and password so he can read the story about himself?
Here's the story [yahoo.com] at Yahoo.
Feedback is an important breakthrough (Score:2)
Two way communication with the prosthetic is a huge breakthrough! Glad to see this is becoming possible.
Without this kind of feedback, control becomes...very difficult. For example, think of the cruise control in a car. You can make a decent one with a pair of opamps. The (oversimplified) way it works is that it takes the speed you're going and finds the difference between that and the speed you'd like to be going and uses that difference to work out how much to push in your accelerator.
Now try to w
Pain? (Score:2)
Re:Pain? (Score:2)
or pehaps the feeling isn't exactly like that of "real" hot or cold, and you could train yourself to get past the initial reflex
(what? RTFA? i don't wanna...)
Re:Pain? (Score:2)
As someone who had his leg amputated 20 years ago I am qualified to discuss this from first hand experience. I can still curl my missing toes and feel the resistance from doing it.
Don't you mean "first leg experience?"
Re:Pain? (Score:2)
You know, one of my favorite lines ever in a movie is in Buffy the Vampire Slayer when the vampire says "There's nothing you can do that we can't do better" or something like that, and Buffy says "Clap!".
Heh, 'cause, you know, earlier in the movie he got an arm cut off...
Usage stats (Score:4, Funny)
kind of off topic but relevent (Score:2, Interesting)
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Or just put a pencil in his mouth and let him type everything in with the pencil.
a hand is good, but (Score:2)
i've always said that if i had to get a prosthetic arm, i'd rather get one that functions well with a cool metalic sci-fi look, than one that just looks realistic but didn't do much
Jesse Sullivan on Celebrity Jeopardy.. (Score:2)
Sullivan: Can I touch the iced tea
Trebek: NO! ITS HOT TEA!
Sullivan: Then I have no idea
It says a lot about Slashdotters ... (Score:2)
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You mean like this guy in this TV ad? (Score:2)
Saw this a decade ago.... (Score:2)
Maybe it's cool and all, but the research and everything is at least 2 decades old!
Yo Grark
How about a direct neural connection (Score:2)
What I'd love to see would be a prosthesis with a direct neural link to the control computer; no need for electomechanical contrivances for sensation, and high dexterity.
Still sounds like Sci-Fi, but a little less so now. I wonder what the issues are with that kind of technology that's keeping it back?
Re:Cost Prohibitive (Score:2, Funny)
I guess that's inflation for you...
Photos (Score:2)
Re:Prosthetic brain? (Score:5, Insightful)
Fuck. This guy's an idiot.
I've done stupid things with electricty. Similar things. Not once, but twice, I've touched both metal ends of a Flourescent light tube while the light was on. Once while a box cutter was in my hand, touching the metal end of one of the lights. Not me showing off being an idiot, just having one of those beautiful moments where Darwin should have taken over. My hands got moving faster than my mind could slow them down.
This guy was probably up on a cherry picker. His weight shifted, a gust of wind came along, etc and as he started to fall his insticts yelled:
GRAB SOMETHING!
meanwhile his mind, not really paying attention sees what's happening and says:
Nono don't grab th.....nevermind.
Yeah, the guy probably screwed up somewhere down the line but Shit will invariably, consistently, and always, Happen.
Re:Prosthetic brain? (Score:5, Funny)
You definitely should consider being fitted with a prosthetic asshole that can feel hot and cold and sense objects.
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Re:Prosthetic brain? (Score:5, Funny)
One day he was in front of me at a drinks vending machine and he asked me to put the coins in for him as this was about the only thing he couldn't do with his claws. He punched the buttons and out came a cup of coffee. Just as he went to pick it up, the plastic 'splash door' on the front of the cup area (which was stuck up) came down and knocked the cup, spilling coffee over his claw.
"Damn", he said, "but at least I didn't get burned!".
He was a really nice guy.
Accidents happen, you insensitive clod! (Score:3, Informative)
Most probably not. There was a similar case in an electric power company where I used to work years ago. This is how it happened: A maintenance crew was doing a job in a 180MW generator in a power plant. While an engineer was holding simultaneously the 13800 volts busbar, with a short-circuit current of 20000 amps, with one hand and the grounded rack with the other hand, someone closed the breake
Re:Where do I sign up? (Score:2)
interchangable hand, grappling hook, and laser cannon!
damn that would be sweet......
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