CueCats vs. Common Sense Marketing 239
ColaMan writes "I see via boing boing that two million CueCats are up for sale at prices of $0.30 each in quantities above 500K. CueCats, being an integral part of one of the most pointless marketing schemes ever devised, never took off, but they were great for hacking. Has IT Marketing learned its history lesson, or will it forever doomed to repeat it?" Err, I'd go in for a group order, but I don't need two million at once.
Hey, genius... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, it's a good thing you only have to place an order of 500,000, then - as it CLEARLY states in the very first sentence of the submission blurb you greenlighted.
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I thought Satan was going for RFID now?
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No, no ... (Score:2, Funny)
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Blogdot (Score:4, Funny)
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With a minimum order of 500,000... (Score:2, Informative)
Even worse... (Score:2)
Re:With a minimum order of 500,000... (Score:2)
Such a deal! (Score:5, Informative)
I got a small box of these from a Radio Shack which was trying to get rid of them, and briefly tried to set up a POS for a client based on the 'Cat. Two weeks of constant phone calls later, I had the client fork over $100 per seat for some medium range one-shot LED scanners and life was good.
Justin
Re:Such a deal! (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm, looks like you did ;-)
Re:Such a deal! (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Such a deal! (Score:2)
Of course, the busted pin being the clock pin, and not either of the NC pins, it makes things REALLY interesting when one tries to scan...
Re:Such a deal! (Score:2)
Re:Such a deal! (Score:5, Interesting)
I use the cuecat for a home inventory system that has saved me tons of time and space. It works really well for disorganized scatter-brained packrats. I'm using some scripting to add bells and whistles (like native cuecat decoding support, integrated webcam snapshots, mysql backend and a tcl/tk front-end) but all that is really required is a spreadsheet with three columns (barcode, description, location), a "spayed" cuecat (hw mod is cheap or free), and a bunch of pre-made 3of9 barcodes, which you can do for free on an inkjet printer and a barcode font.
The cuecat increases ease and accuracy of barcode entry (and reduces the chance of error) and you can find all your crap after you store it by searching the tables... for me, the biggest psychological barrier to putting things away is not being able to find them when I need them, followed closely by a strong disinclination to high-level storing and filing strategies that most people use. The barcode & hide method sticks to the Keep It Simple Stupid paradigm, and works much better for a person like me.
Re:Such a deal! (Score:5, Funny)
The barcode & hide method sticks to the Keep It Simple Stupid paradigm
You are obviously using some definition of "simple" with which I am not familiar
Re:Such a deal! (Score:3, Interesting)
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The Goatse Gourmet (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Goatse Gourmet (Score:4, Funny)
3 column spreadsheet - 1 minute.
Photography - just for fun, but once it was written - no overhead. The barcode scan triggers the camera (using the vidcat command-line tool that works with V4L).
Yes, it saves me time, because sorting things functionally requires extra time and space, neither of which I have. I just track things by location, which is much easier (for me). I'm not tagging trash... I use freecycle for that. however, I am tagging books, multisport gear, bike parts, the original media in my music and video libraries, and boxes of documents that I will need, but I don't want to lose in storage and end up buying again (I had 10 camelbak bladders. 10!) This isn't meant as an apologia for my admitted lack of organizational skill -- it's a hack that works around my deficiency. So it's probably not for you, but it has literally changed my life, as corny as that sounds. I probably should do a testimonial for squalorsurvivors.com.
Re:The Goatse Gourmet (Score:2)
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Re:The Goatse Gourmet (Score:3, Interesting)
proc check_barcode { code } {
set barcode [ CueCat::Decode $code ]
exec vidcat -p y -s 640x480 >
set picture [ image create photo -file
set mypic [ image create photo ]
Re:Such a deal! (Score:2)
Hmm.... (Score:3, Funny)
Has this story already been published years ago or are we doomed forever to keep repeating it?
Makes you wonder ... (Score:2)
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Re:Makes you wonder ... (Score:2)
I was mostly commenting on the sheet number of "we've heard this before, Slashdot - news - ha!" posts you see around here, and not aimed at you in particular. I *hadn't* heard about CueCats before (not an american geek), and found the article interesting. Sorry if you thought it was directed at you
Mostly, though, I couldn't resist repeating a post which wondered if it was doomed to be repeated forever. For
barcode scanners (Score:2)
You should check out Delicious Library. (Score:2, Interesting)
Of course, It's 40 bucks plus a firewire camera. and not $0.3.
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Re:barcode scanners (Score:2)
Others have pointed out the existence of USB barcode scanners. I'd just mention that PS/2-USB adapters can be picked up for $7-8 shipped on eBay, so you could use a CueCat just fine.
Re:barcode scanners (Score:2)
Oh, and they're pretty rare, but Digital Convergence DID make some USB CueCats for the Mac market...
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I guess if I felt REALLY bored, I could rip up a cheap membrane keyboard, and put the microcontroller in a little dongle...
Re:barcode scanners (Score:2)
I got my USB cuecat from IBM. IBM was very hip to the idea of using cuecats for their catalog ordering. It also came with the AudioCue cable which was useless as was only a mono rca to stereo phono connector.
Has IT Marketing learned it's history lesson (Score:5, Funny)
we used these (Score:5, Interesting)
Each volunteer had a nametag with a barcode on it.
Volunteering for a single shift got you into the show for free (definitely worthwhile) volunteering for additional shifts got you some cheep gifts as well - toll kits and t-shirts, that sort of stuff.
Anyways, the cue cats were pretty useful in reading the barcodes and making the whole thing work easier.
Re:we used these (Score:2)
Yeah. Tollkits [unitedtoll.com] make great geek gifts.
hehehe (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, because I figure it makes the most sense to have a separate CueCat for each book/item on the shelf...
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What are these used for? (Score:2)
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The funny thing about hacking the little beasts was that while it was possible to more or less duplicate the official CRQ bar codes, there was little point. It was a bad design and there was nothing the "standard" (i.e. anything but) barcodes could do that couldn't be duplica
eBay... (Score:4, Interesting)
Answered my own question: Info on Hardware Mod (Score:5, Informative)
Oh, and it seems they made lots of USB CueCats. Strange how people don't seem to talk about those. At least half of them on eBay are USB.
Re:Answered my own question: Info on Hardware Mod (Score:2)
CueCat with USB from Radio Shack (Score:2)
The deal was, they only had a limited number of CueCats with USB ports. The vast majority of the units they received to give out were PS/2 models. They had one or two specific models of PCs they sold (as I recall, certain Compaq Presario models) that only had USB ports - so they were instructed to only give away a USB CueCat to a customer who said he/she wanted to use it with one of those particular co
Hardware Mod for USB (Score:2)
Re:eBay... (Score:2, Informative)
And to make it scan normal text barcodes, you have to open up the kitty and pry up a pin connecting one of them chip-looking things to the circut board-looking thing.
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The 'Cat actually handles over a dozen different bar code formats. The big issue is whether there's any good reason to scan the bar code on your library card (Codabar, probably) or the tags on the back of your latest purchase from Borders (yes, it does scan those, but I don't know what format it is).
Re:eBay... (Score:2)
On the PS/2 ones, you have to short out a pin on the microcontroller (there's a hole in the board specifically for that).
What lesson? (Score:3, Insightful)
Lesson (Score:4, Insightful)
Perhaps the lesson is that pumping millions into flimsy ideas is a bad idea. But that's always going to happen - just not in the sort of frenzy with which it happened in the dot-com era, and probably not too easily for anyone for a while. But someone was selling something correctly to get $195 million in VC funding for 265 employees all centered around sending little cats to people in hopes that they'd scan barcodes out of the Dallas Morning News and Wired Magazine.
I can't help but think that either a) DigitalConvergence had grander schemes in the pipes and this CueCat thing was just to be the first, or b) The DigitalConvergence guys were con artists and the whole thing was a scam to get lots of money from VC's. The 260+ other employees were just pawns in a ponzi scheme.
More flawed than that - think about use case (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Lesson (Score:4, Funny)
If you already have one (Score:3, Informative)
I have one (Score:3, Interesting)
What I'd really like is to get my hands on a usb one, so I can uh... ignore it like I do this one. If it's sitting in a dusty bin somewhere, least I know the usb one is much better.
It's basic economics.. (Score:5, Funny)
"Yeah?"
"Want one of these?"
"No."
"It's free!"
"Don't need it."
"I'll give you TWO! for free! costs you nothing!"
"It's a pointless piece of crap, I don't need it, nobody wants one, it sucks, get it away from me!!"
"Ok, ok, how about 500 thousand of these things? For only $0.30 a piece!"
"Wow! I'm a sucker for a bargain! Who thought a total piece of crap could be that cheap if you buy in bulk! Give me 2 million!"
Have the mods learned their grammar lesson? (Score:5, Insightful)
"Has IT Marketing learned it's history lesson"
Here's A page on how to use the apostrophe in the English language [fsnet.co.uk], and another [write101.com].
Re:Have the mods learned their grammar lesson? (Score:3, Funny)
To wit. [angryflower.com]
The verbal abuse is just an added bonus.
Re:Have the mods learned their grammar lesson? (Score:2)
I prefer Bob the Angry Flower's Guide to the Apostrophe [angryflower.com], myself.
But that story was submitted after being awake for 20-something hours, so I hereby blame my sleep-deprived state for any spelling and grammatical errors found. If you think the story itself is nonsensical, well, I blame Society.
Slightly OT, but what is a good/cheap USB scanner? (Score:2)
I remember when Library was 1st coming out, I read some blog review of it, and the reviewer was talking about how they had a USB Barcode scanner which contained a small amount of memory onboard. This allowed them to wirelessly walk around the house scanning in bar
Re:Slightly OT, but what is a good/cheap USB scann (Score:2)
if i remember right you can get scanners for $150. i understand the pen/wand ones are far crappier than the gun ones. though at that price you can buy an isight. it may not work as easily, but it has a lot more uses. maybe ebay has old scanners that will run on OS X? all the scanner really does is convert the code
FINALLY (Score:2, Insightful)
Don't need to buy 500K units (Score:5, Funny)
Cuecat not pointless - hit wrong market (Score:4, Insightful)
But Digital Convergence decided to use broad strokes rather than hitting a nitch market first as demonstrated by companies like Readerware. Had they decided to start smaller and hit mediaphiles before the general public, this would have at the very least defined an application for their product rather than the unanswered question, "What do I need a bar code reader for". People who actually had an interest in creating a database of what they own who were already hip to the concept of web ordering who would gladly trade their demographic preferences for this service and consider recommendations based on what they buy would be useful feature. Oh look you liked "Tank Girl" might we recommend Barbarella available at your local Hollywood video, click to have it ready when you come in, or order it now.
So I say no, the cuecat was far from pointless. It was a good idea executed poorly.
AudioCues are another story.
Re:Cuecat not pointless - hit wrong market (Score:2)
The cuecat marketing was poor only in that it created a problem that sought a solution.
I believe this was just ahead of it's time.
isn't 30 cents kinda high? (Score:2)
Little Slashdot helpers (Score:2)
Optical Mouse as Barcode Reader? (Score:5, Interesting)
If not, why not create a custom mouse driver that can recognize a barcode when the mouse rolls over one?
Re:Optical Mouse as Barcode Reader? (Score:5, Informative)
The mouse doesn't output what it sees, it outputs the same X, Y axis changes as a "normal" mouse (although optical mice are pretty much the status quo nowadays). All the processing is done internally and the results are sent via USB or PS/2 or whatever.
There may be a troubleshooting mode, or methods for triggering the mouse to output the raw data rather than coordinate changes, but you'd either have to know about them from the engineers, or spend who knows how long sending random signals to the mouse. Also, shifting the burden of processing the images from the mouse to the CPU would likely take up a nontrivial amount of system resources and lower the performance and reaction time of the mouse.
You could do a hardware mod, of course, but that would be nontrivial as well, and would likely require a custom designed "mod chip" to check for valid barcodes in parallel with the existing image analysis.. hardly worth the effort.
Go for the Bling Bling! (Score:2)
As if you actually HAD a spare $600,000 just lying around in the first place, right? let alone the $150,000 you'd need to get the discount in the first place.
I know it's a toss-up between those CueCats or a Ferrari, but...
Hello Kitty Vibrator (Score:2, Troll)
-Don
The History of the Hello Kitty Vibrator [jmate.com]
Peter Payne
Sanrio is one of the top character licensors in the world, having more or less created the business model of doing business by creating something that doesn't really exist and licensing its use to other companies. Sanrio produces nothing -- all their characters, like the Little Twin Star, Minna no Ta-bo, Bad Batz-Maru, exist as legal entities and nothing more. Their mo
Where can I get rid of these things? (Score:2)
"I got forty-eight red, white, & blue shoestrings,
and a thousand telephones that don't ring.
Do you know where I can get rid of these things?"
And Louie the King said, "Let me think for a minute, son...
Yes, I believe that it be easily done. Just take everything down to Highway 61."
Imagine, two-fucking-million cue cats!
Who made these things? What were they thinking?
Why didn't they just make 10,000 and see how well they did in the market? Who
Throw me a bone here! (Score:5, Funny)
No! No! Bolt them onto the heads of the friggin sharks!
Re:Turn them into weapons (Score:2)
Re:Turn them into weapons (Score:2, Informative)
Not exactly. Most wand scanners use an LED. Also, there are many commercial scanners [barcodediscount.com] that use focused LEDs. Also, for area imagers that read matrix codes, a laser would not be a satisfactory or efficient means of illumination.
LED scanners have the advantage of no moving parts, since a laser scanner requires a motor of some sort to physically form scan lines. Their maximum range however is generally no
Re:Turn them into weapons (Score:2)
Re:Turn them into weapons (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Free Giveaways (Score:4, Interesting)
People have been hacking cue cats for like what? 3-4 YEARS? Slashdot alone has had at least half a dozen articles on the cuecat.
In case you want one, you can find them on e-bay for rather cheap these days ($3-6 buy it now).
It is too bad they won't sell in lots lower than 500k. This could have been a great money making scheme considering how many geeks are still hacking and using these things.
Check one out. You need a ps/2 port for it to work and when you get one off of e-bay look for one that has been hacked already, otherwise you are gonna have to declaw the cat. Google will show you the way.
Happy hacking!
$3 - $6? what about the TV audio cables? (Score:2)
i got one unrequested from Wired that also had cables to connect my TV to my computer so when special commercials came on it would automagically take me to the product's web page (OH THAT SOUNDS FUN!). did that part of the plan ever happen?
not that i intended to look up internet ads for soap or whatever, i have a Mac so the PS/2 cuecat lives somewhere in the random old hardware boxes (probably near a nubus video card and appletalk boxe
Re:Free Giveaways (Score:2)
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Re:These things.. (Score:2)
How does that work?
Re:a $0.30 sex toy (Score:3, Funny)
So... I'm not the only one who thinks it looks like a dildo, albeit a small one. My initial reaction was, "you know, I'm pretty sure there isn't a bar code up there".
Re:Business plan (Score:2)
Feel free. They are useless unlike you neuter the cuecat as they were designed to encode the output.
The last page with info on the cuecat was http://www.flyingbuttmonkeys.com/cuecat/ [flyingbuttmonkeys.com]
It's been years since I neutered one, and required one bit of wire and two dabs of solder. But after that is done poof, you have a barcode reader. Comes in handy once and a while.
Re:Business plan (Score:2)
Re:What good are CueCats? (Score:2)
The first solution is the obvious one - need a Point of Sale unit on the cheap? Grab a CueCat, short out the right pin, and you've got a barcode scanner.
They're good for cataloging home libraries, because you can just swipe the barcode, and put it in the system (there are programs that autograb from sites like Amazon).
One person here mentioned that they used them for scanning badges for volunteers for an organization, to manage wo