PC Case Made Completely of Fans 404
drgroove writes "I work in a computer store building PCs all day. With every new case there are one or two 8cm case fans included. Most of the systems we build do not need any more cooling than is supplied by the CPU fan as most of our customers generally don't go in for all this 'overclocking malarky.'
Looking around the stock room I discovered two large boxes of unused 8cm case fans. Surfing through case mod sites, the most popular mod you see (besides Lexan windows) is some form of whizzy cooling device, be it fan or waterblock. People go to great lengths to keep their PCs cool. Now... putting these two things together..."
Cool! (Score:4, Funny)
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Let's go to Fry's (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cool! (Score:4, Funny)
Considering that this is a case-mod, they're also appropriately named mod-raters.
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
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Anyone else who thinks otherwise should be pun-ished. Case closed.
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor that doesn't suck?
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Personally... (Score:5, Funny)
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I mean, he does say that his setup doesn't really cool things down...
Re:Cool! (Score:4, Informative)
I mean, he does say that his setup doesn't really cool things down...
He also said that air enters in one side and exits the other. Same for top and bottom.
Now, I won't tell you to RTFA because: a. You obviously did and b. I also skimmed it. It was pure luck that I read that particular part of the text.
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Which is probably his problem. Unlike light, streams of air can not cross each other. If he has two air streams at 90 degrees intersecting he will get all sorts of turbulence swirling around inside his case. If he turned off the fans at top and bottom, and front and back, then he would get air flowing right through the case, which would probably be more efficient (discounting eddies from irregular shaped components.
IT HOVERS! (Score:4, Funny)
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"Yes, but eatable ants. I found that out." -- Orson Wells
First Thought (Score:4, Funny)
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But still, I dont see how this passed as a Slashdot story. Its just lots of weak small fans. No performance gain, not much cooling, extremly unefficient cooling, unwanted magnetic fields around your computer, and there isn't much aesthetic values to that either.
Maybe innovative, but my no means should this have been posted in
Re:First Thought (Score:3, Insightful)
If you don't like the story, don't read it. I avoid Slashdot like the plague on 1. april, but I don't complain about it. Well, not much anyway.
Ho hum. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Ho hum. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Ho hum. (Score:4, Informative)
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He's gonna need all those fans... (Score:5, Funny)
As an aside, that thing has to be LOUD AS HELL!
Re:He's gonna need all those fans... (Score:4, Funny)
fans must have fanned the flames very well though.
-nB
Re:He's gonna need all those fans... (Score:5, Interesting)
Neat? Yes. Cool? No. (Score:2)
Re:Neat? Yes. Cool? No. (Score:2)
Intent (Score:2, Interesting)
Does this design cool the computer super-efficiently or eliminate the user due to oxygen deprivation?
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Good question.
If I put you (or me) in a room with a high-powered exhaust fan, would the transient air be enough to keep a human alive? I still can't figure out why dogs love to stick their heads out of moving cars.
I figure they must have some magical dog ability or something. You'd never see a cat doing that, as cats are risk-averse.
Re:Intent (Score:3, Informative)
That's how planes fly. The top of the wing is curved, the bottom straight, so the air going over the top of the wing moves further, at a higher speed, than the air at the bottom. Hence, uplift.
Fast air moving by your nose/mouth would therefore suck the breath out of you. Have you ever been outside in a really strong wind, and had difficulty catching your breath? That's the effect that the GP was talking about.
First thought... (Score:2, Insightful)
Anyways, it's a New Zealand mod. Which doesn't use Number 8 wire.
For shame.
Obligatory misreading (Score:5, Funny)
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Next! (Score:5, Funny)
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You gotta move to soviet russia for that.
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In Soviet Korea, old cases fan you!
You know, I've used a few case fans for that, actually.
Nice Case (Score:5, Funny)
I SAID, "NICE CASE!"
- WHAT??
Oh forget it.
- WHAT?!
Worst. Idea. Ever.
Jokes are funnier... (Score:5, Funny)
WHAT?
Jokes are funnier if you repeat them!
What?
Noise Noise Noise. (Score:2)
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Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow. (Score:4, Funny)
Uhg, somebody shoot us all and get it over with
Finally ... (Score:5, Funny)
This was IBM's Quad 3 GHz G5 Case Design (Score:5, Funny)
Mirror (Score:2)
But Mirrordot [mirrordot.com]'s got it...
I wonder (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:I wonder (Score:3, Funny)
"I didn't know it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows"
-b. simpson
Re:I wonder (Score:2)
I bet it wouldn't even breathe heavy.
Re:I wonder (Score:3, Funny)
(/is finishing tHHGttG...)
That's the.... (Score:5, Funny)
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That does't stop our cat... at least once a week we hear this Bzzzzzt sound as she stuffs her paw into the power supply fan. Apparently she thinks it's entertaining.
Is the owner now deaf? (Score:2)
Ah yes (Score:5, Funny)
Fragile (Score:5, Interesting)
If a small cylinder of paper can break them, think what a pencil or a shoe could do.
Broken fin (Score:3, Interesting)
I looked inside and noticed that one of the fins on the CPU fan was bent.
It was actually under warranty, as the person that gave it to me had an extended warranty, but why would I spend the postage to send the computer in just for a new CPU fan?
I tried to straighten it and it broke off.
I didn't want a wobbly fan on my CPU, so I broke off the opposite fin.
It's worked fine for over a year.
(Slot Athlon 1GHz)
I hope you aligned the fans in the right direction (Score:2)
I could swear some of them are of opposite directions in the bottom picture.
Re:I hope you aligned the fans in the right direct (Score:2)
Actually they probably are blowing in opposite directions - to prevent the damned thing from taking off!!!
Cool, but stupid (Score:3, Insightful)
Strange. (Score:2, Interesting)
I guess airflow through most well designed casings is pretty good these days.
Though I bet this "case" won't have any "hotspots". It has to be as noisy as hell though, I can't believe noone else thought to do this first.
A Much Better Fan Case... (Score:2, Interesting)
airplane (Score:2, Funny)
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Airflow is backwards: (Score:5, Insightful)
He claims "Looking from the front of the case, air flows in through the left side and out the right side. The front an back blow air into the case and air flows from the top of the case down and out the bottom... theoretically anyway."
Ideally, the top/bottom flow direction should be from bottom to top, since the coldest air is on the floor of your room (heat rises). Most datacenter-class stuff goes bottom to top as well, but that's just because that's where the A/C is, underneath the servers in the raised flooring.
And having two major airflows intersecting in the case (left->right vs top->bottom) seems inefficient as well.
Personally, I would have set it up with the bottom, front, and back as intakes, and the top and both sides as outflows. Only issue there is the usual power-supply placement puts it outflowing on the back, but I guess in such a custom case you could move the power supply so that the "rear" of it is blowing out one of the sides or the top.
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Cluster (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia (Score:2)
Well Done (Score:2)
Noise (Score:5, Interesting)
Since noise produced by air is generally proportional to fan speed and inversely proportional to fan size, you could consider each side of this mod as a single large fan.
If you set each of these fans to a few hundred rpm this beast just might be quieter than a single fan pushing the same amount of air and with much better air flow.
Took you a while to get onto /. (Score:3, Insightful)
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Oh *FANS* (Score:3, Funny)
That sounds a lot tastier!
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AND the cached link: the cached link [nyud.net]
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Nobody wants to read the article... (Score:2)
Re:Its time to let go... (Score:2, Funny)
I present Teh ICEboX! (Score:4, Funny)
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It also blows. (Score:2)
Re:Simply Fan-tastic (Score:2)
Re:Simply Fan-tastic (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.envador.com/cases/PVCII/ [envador.com]
PVC and a 18" box fan. Wow.
I was wrong above, only one fan but considering I've kept that image in my head for five years now, that's not bad.
Re:At the risk of posing a stupid question... (Score:2)
I wonder if all of those fans are blowing outward...if so, it wouldn't be surprising that the results weren't any better.
Re:/.'ed site is in New Zealand (Score:2)