Cyrix Hotplate Howto 172
fimbulvetr writes "Looking to put those old processors to work? Tired of catching flack for having hardware, but no use for it? Worry no more! Doc from rabidhardware.com shows us how to employ 7 Cyrix processors to build a spectacular cooking device. Cooking instructions not included. Void where prohibited."
Finally, a reason to use Cyrix (Score:5, Funny)
This reminds me (Score:3, Interesting)
5 cavity HV Klystron (satellite transmitter)
TSSP unit (shouldn't have gotten that hot, but did)
Hang some grub in front of the dish and crank 'er up to 7200 watts
Manifold of a diesel generator (obviously)
Ah, those were the days...
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We didn't launch checklists, gloves, etc. off the dash 60 exhaust because we would then have to go locate/clean up whatever we launched. That kinda takes the fun out of it.
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I ate a lot of Nestle Crunch bars and Chips Ahoy, and drank a lot of Dew while I was there. Really whacked out my metabolism.
At "the Kun," we had native Korean cooks on the base, no TCN's around. Lots of those stateside, but
Re:This reminds me (Score:4, Funny)
Hang some grub in front of the dish and crank 'er up to 7200 watts
The rhythmic thumping noise you hear is an FCC compliance officer banging his head on his desk.
Oh man (Score:2)
THAT was funny.
Umm (Score:5, Funny)
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So would gas, but the article isn't aimed at people looking for the best way to do something.
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Cool idea but... (Score:4, Funny)
Wouldn't this void the warranty?
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Recipe for cooking with Cyrix (Score:5, Funny)
2) Post on Slashdot.
3) Watch food get cooked.
Link dead... (Score:1, Redundant)
I call shenanigans! (Score:5, Insightful)
How can a single 7805 rated for a maximum Icc of 1A provide the couple dozen amperes to provide even the output equivalent to an Easy-bake oven?
My inner child just got the shit kicked out of him by my inner skeptic who says, This should have waited a few weeks for 1 April
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:1)
I also don't understand why they used a 5V regulator when the power supply has a regulated 5V output.
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:5, Insightful)
...indeed. In the time since my previous posting, I went and looked at the hotplate I have in my kitchen, and it dissipates 850W ... So, even if they could configure a handful of CPUs (with no clock feeding them) as heaters, it would take 42 of them to give the equivalent to a pretty pathetic cooking appliance.
I re-assert: This article is 100% unadulterated bullshit
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:3, Informative)
(I'm not an electrical engineer and I caught this one...)
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1- connect ~5 ohms resistor between reg-In and power source
2- connect PNP base to the regulator-resistor node
3- connect PNP collector to regulator output
4- connect PNP emitter to power source
At very low loads, the transistor's base remains reverse-biased so the regulator provides all load current but beyond 200mA, the load's bulk migr
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
Well, someone else has pointed out that the entire site is bogus parody, and we've all got fishhooks in our mouths.
None of their stuff comes close to the article in the April 1982 (1983?) "Doctor Kilobyte's Personal Popular Recreational Micro Computer World Journal" (Creative Computing's superfamous parody edition) on adding a bolt-on turbocharger to your PDP 11/34.
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:5, Informative)
From a quick Google search on one of these...
USM 7805 is a 3-terminal positive voltage regulator designed with built in internal current limiting, thermal shutdown and safe-area compensation for maximum flexibility and safety . With adequate heat sinking provided, USM 7805 can deliver up to 1.5A output current.
I'm with you on your conclusion. The chip at current limiting gives you about 7.5 Watts, not 120 Watts or anything close. I have a night light for the kids that put out the same heat he could have gotten.
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
I'm with you on your conclusion. The chip at current limiting gives you about 7.5 Watts, not 120 Watts or anything close. I have a night light for the kids that put out the same heat he could have gotten.
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And I got a easy-bake oven that uses a 100 watt lamp that will do the same.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ezbake.shtml
On a side note, me and my fellow geeks here in the office debated about how to build a microwave oven into a case. But that got shot full of holes due to the energy req
Re:check schematic (Score:2)
Schematic was checked before my first posting, a later AC's post notwithstanding. It shows the 12V rail from a PC power supply going into a 7805 and feeding all of the CPUs from the output. This was, in fact, what caused me to post in the first place
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:5, Informative)
Well, let me backpedal a bit on my flat denial.
I can imagine designing a system that used a 20W heater to heat a very large mass of metal to a suitable temperature to fry an egg, with sufficient heat capacity to keep that temperature throughout the cooking of the egg
Now, assume a mass of copper (Specific Heat of 0.385 Joule/g/C)
I just fried an egg, using my little hotplate. I used a deep-fry thermometer to measure the temperature of the oil at 135C near the middle of the cooking process (just before I turned the egg). From raw egg to breakfast was 3 minutes 30 seconds (plus or minus 15 ... It's difficult to juggle an egg a hotplate a fry pan and a stopwatch without setting the kitchen on fire!)
So, I soaked 850 (power output of hot plate) watts into my breakfast for 210 seconds, or a total energy input of 178.5 kJ. So, how much copper do I need to heat to a 135, such that after sucking out 175,000 joules it will be about 120. Fifteen degree drop , 175000 joules, comes to about 30 kg of copper.
To heat 30 kg of copper to that 135 in the first place (from an ambient of, let's say 25) will take 110 * 30000 * 38.5 equals 1.27 MJ.
At twenty watts, a mere 17.6 hours, assuming your heater and the block of copper are in a perfectly insulated space. Putting it in the real world will make it take longer (in fact, probably an infinite amount of time because of radiation loss).
Learn the difference between heat and temperature
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
However, unless you fry your egg on high (I don't), the energy requirements may be much lower. For example, I made an omelet today with my stove on Medium. I am guessing that the omelet was probably cooked to about 150F or 65C. Now, obviously the pan and burner would have been hotter than this, but somehow your measurements don't seem quite right to me.
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
Well, what you caught is that: Only a small fraction of the total energy from my hot plate went into my egg (And you're right -- it was kinda overcooked ... it's challenging to prepare breakfast and do thermodynamics in your head).
The argument could be made that the CPU-powered-block-of-metal cooker would suffer similar inefficiencies, thus requiring the same amount of energy overkill ...
Another error was a more serious procedural error: I started timing from cold-pan/cold-oil, not from hot-pan/hot-
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I had an insane amount of heat sink on it (ok 2 of them, one was bonded to the plastic face also) as well as using heat sink great from the military that has a higher heat transfer capabilities than arctic silver. (Ok my brother was an EE in the air force and I still have a small tub of this stuff.)
did it get hot? you bet your butt. a finned heatsink rated for a gigantic switching transistor was not comfortable to touch, and I ran water
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
Oh, sure -- there are a myriad of ways to 'pump up' the output of a VR - but none of these techniques were drawn on their schematic, nor included in their construction photos.
Remember the SSM 4K Static Ram board for the S100? It used a 7805 with a shunt resistance. It would fail catastrophically if you built the kit with the low-power version of the 2102. (Hint: The 7805 can source current but not sink any.)
Cyrix? (Score:2)
Cool (Score:2, Funny)
First menu will be... (Score:5, Funny)
7 Cyrixes, 20+ Watts each (Score:4, Interesting)
That said, an interesting use of old CPUs. I wouldn't think that they would be hot enough, but I guess it makes sense. I heard that when the Intel guys finished designing the origional Pentium, someone gave the head designer a hotplate as a gift because the hotplate had the same thermal dissapation (W/cm^2) as the Pentium.
That said, the hack would have been more impressive if the processors were running Seti@Home at the time. But then it would be hard to get them all right next to eachother like that.
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Welcome to the 21st century. The age of conservation, renewable materials and Jolene Blalock. As we're urged to replace our gaming equipment on a weekly basis, many tonnes of silicon, lead, and copies of Daikatana make it into our planet's landfills.
At RabidHardware we strive to be environmentally sound (so says our lawyers). By re-using hardware we would have so hastily discarded in our youth, we can now give our dear Earth a new lease on life. Seeing how the Great White North is in the middle of one of the more colder winters as of late, and I'm on a budget (read: cheap bastard), I figure we could get two birds stoned at once with this latest project: A CPU-driven hotplate.
Enter the intrepid Cyrix(tm) Central Processing Unit. Instead of piling the landfills with these retired, non-biodegradable heathens (or donating them to NASA for shuttle heat shielding), we may as well put em to further use. So what do we do instead you ask? Well, there is only one thing a Cyrix CPU does well besides reflecting heat, and that is producing it.
To do this we'll be using 7 6x86 Cyrix CPUs ranging from 100mhz to 150mhz, dissipating an upwards of 20+ watts each. All chips will be supplied with 5v regardless of their original requirements, which I imagine will also improve the thermal output.
These be my materials:
- 7 Cyrix CPUs (1x PR120, 4x PR166s, 2x PR200s)
- Lexan sheet for CPU base
- aluminum/copper/cookie sheet for hotplate surface
- AT 250W power supply
- wire, solder, fixin's
- 7805 Voltage Regulator
After a quick look at this handy chart, I've decided to use pins A7 (core voltage) and B10 (ground) for our electrical connections.
Step 1 - Processors
First off, clean up the procs in question, as stuff like ancient heatsink compound or warranty stickers (that haven't already burned off of course) will impede heat transfer!
Most important thing we need to do is supply power to these little thermo-electric heaters of ours. All we need to do is run a 12v rail from the power supply into the voltage regulator (which will output +5v @ 1A) and connect the procs in parallel:
I realize there may be a better way to do this but we don't have time for rational thought. After all, my bacon expires tomorrow and I am VERY hungry! I also realize we could just use the 5v rail directly off the power supply. The reason for the VRE though is to regulate the amperage available to our hotplate while adding an extra stop-gap to keep our high quality power supply from exploding (prematurely?). SAFETY FIRST!
Feel free to remove the surrounding pins for easier soldering, sure as hell won't be needing them anymore!
Step 2 - Goop
Next off, we'll need to create our most excellent thermal interface. The Arctic Silver 3 which I've had in my toolkit for several years should do nicely, as it has a peak temperature of 180c. Feel free to don a piece of plastic or your favourite straight razor (preferably bloodless) to develop that sexy paper-thin layer of arctic goop, but I'm sort of in a rush.
You may have noticed we've also attached a heatsink to the regulator. Unfortunately, as Thermaltake or Alpha haven't made performance VRE heatsinks (yet), I had to go with a generic brand. Don't worry though, we'll make up for the performance loss later.
Once you've got your transfer medium installed, it's time to add the hotplate surface. I went with a generic piece of metal from a cookie sheet, but a aluminum or copper sheet would do better. I'm assuming you'll be lapping the side that the procs will be in contact with, right? Once it's ready, position your hotplate surface and press down to further spread around that silvery goodness.
Now is probably as good a time as any to mention: As with any of my projects, make sure you have a fire extinguisher and bomb squad nearby. Again, SAFETY FIRST!
At RabidHardware we're always in for any extra per
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I'm just wondering why he decided to cook on the chips. He should just cook on the linear voltage regulator. The voltage drop on the regulator going from 12 volts to 5 is 7 volts. It's a 1 amp regulator feeding the chips. It puts out 5 watts of power to the chips (if they don't overload the regulator and trip the current regulation) while the regulator is putting out 7 watts. Things will be warmer near the 7805. This is especialy true if the chip goes into current limiting (very
Mod parent up! (Score:2)
This has to be a "joke" - while in theory it would work if everything was connected properly, in actuality I bet it does nothing (just hooking up voltage isn't going to heat it up very much anyhow - you have to actually do something with the proce
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Hoax??
Yes.. Here are the facts some of which are taken from the photos.
In a DC series circuit the current is equal in all parts.
In a DC circuit Volts * Amps = Watts.
The 7805 regulator is a linear regulator, not a switching regulator.
The current for the chips goes from a 12 volt supply through the 5 volt regulator to the chips.
The regulator drops 7 volts (from 12 to 5) while the chips get 5 volts.
The current the chips draw goes through the regulator and at about the same current. (the regulator uses some current ot operate)
From that the regulator has to dump more heat than the chips! To cook the eggs and bacon on the chips, the regulator (without a large heatsink in the photo) would have fried it's own crater in the table top as it would have put out more heat than the chips.
Since a 7805 is current regulated and thermaly protected, I doubt the chips got more than 7 watts. Every try cooking bacon on a 7 watt night light? It's about the same heat as his hotplate but better concentrated to a small area. A night light would have cooked the bacon better. Even then, it would not be done enough to eat safely.
Don't be fooled. The eggs and bacon was cooked on a regular stove, not the chips.
The logo for the article should have been the foot. Then I would have laughed instead of picking the fraud apart.
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If it got a nice low resistance, I think it should not.
Go back to school. A simi-conductor behaves like a variable resistor. A switching regulator is effecient because it switches on and off while not running in the resistance mode. When it's on it does run very low resistance as you mentioned. It uses an inductor and a steering diode so in a switching regulator (assuming 100% effeciency) it would draw 5 watts from the 12 volt supply not 12 watts
Re:Mirror (Score:2)
True, but I used those words because Slashodt put the article under hardware, not it's to laugh. I also included the
Google Mirror Site Available (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:N6NjjllZah8J: www.rabidhardware.net/index.php%3Fid%3D44+&hl=en [google.com]
Hehe... (Score:1)
Google's cache (Score:1, Informative)
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BOFH (Score:2, Funny)
A wonderful insult to Cyrix (Score:3, Funny)
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Since article is /. ed (Score:5, Funny)
Put the chips and the petrol in the brazier, set it on fire and cook stuff on top. If the flames begin to die down add more wood, chips ( if you have them ) or any other junk to sustain the heating reaction.
Re:Since article is /. ed (Score:2)
Do I take the brazier off the girlfriend first?
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/19/191621 (Score:1)
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I have a 1.3 GHz TBird that the old CPU cooler died with, so I replaced it with an XP cooler. I had to mount it off-center, because of the mobo capicitors getting in the way. So it didn't connect with my CPU correctly. It went from room temperature to 80 C in about 20 seconds sitting on the bios screen.
I have a quick question... (Score:2, Funny)
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Now what we really need (Score:2)
Lean Mean Turing... err, Tuxing Machine (Score:2)
Ah, but will it run Linux? (^_-)
Now, perhaps it might not run on that, but there must be a number of household items with moderate processing power that *could* run some hacked-about form of Linux.
Question is, which is the least "appropriate" appliance that Linux has been run successfully on? For example digital TV set-top box? Microwave oven? Toaster?
Re:Lean Mean Turing... err, Tuxing Machine (Score:2)
bah!! No imagination!! Think outside the box! Like coffee maker!
hair dryer!
Electric razor!
Blender!
garage door opener!
electric can opener or toothbrush!
automatic cat litter box! [littermaid.com]
mod me up or down i dont care my karma's so high i see stars
Re:Lean Mean Turing... err, Tuxing Machine (Score:2)
The use of the expression "think outside the box" is one of the most box-constrained uses of language *ever*.
It reminds me of tedious management ****s who are too damn stupid to see the irony of this.
So there
Mmmmmm.... yummy (Score:1)
Fire for food (Score:3, Interesting)
Electric coils don't heat evenly, and I always get nasty hot spots when cooking. (Yum, burnt on the left side, raw on the right)
To get around this nasty problem I use my cast-iron for almost everything I cook. It's big and heavy and disperses the heat better than anything else I own. If you don't have one, a 12" cast iron skillet is one of the best pan investments you can make.
Nothing beats... (Score:3, Funny)
Electric stoves are for amateurs.
Just like electric windings are for armatures.
Do you see?
Eggs XP (Score:3, Informative)
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http://www.hpfoods.com/brands/hpsauce/
Beowulf cluster anyone? (Score:1)
1:0 Intel to Cyrix
Truth in computing (Score:3, Funny)
"YES!"
Missing sentence (Score:4, Funny)
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whoa, I just said that recently here (Score:2, Funny)
Just for future reference if we are going to make my posts come true - I'd like a Porsche or Paris Hilton.
Thanks.
hard to believe (Score:3, Informative)
you can't cook bacon with 5 watts (Score:2)
Why was this not obvious to the OP and the mods? Jeezus what a waste of bandwidth.
-rsw
A waste - Cyrix VALUABLE for pinball (Score:3, Interesting)
The reason is that Williams Pinball made their final two pinball machines with Cyrix motherboards, before going out of business in 1999: "Revenge From Mars [pinballzone.com]" and "Star Wars Episode I [pinballzone.com]".
Because they went out of business before completing their plans to make the game software more portable to newer motherboards, these pinball machines work ONLY with these certain Cyrix motherboards!
The motherboard is Cyrix [pinball2000.de] MediaGX [marvin3m.com], BAT form factor, with the CX5520 bridge. Not CX5510, and not CX5530. CPU speed should be 233 Mhz (33x7), but 266 and 200 are also rumoured to work.
A motherboard that matches this description is quite rare these days, and sells for $300 or more -- ironically, twice the price [emtel.com] of that motherboard when it was new!
So, if you have an old Cyrix motherboard sitting around, it just might be a gold mine, think of that before melting those chips onto a hotplate....
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Also, this is 2005. The era for electronics projects is 20-30 years IN THE PAST.
Save ALL your money, and just BUY whatever it is you need. Chances are, whatever you need, it's already been done, and it's cheaper and better than anything you can throw together.
Also, a scope is not a substitute for a DMM. You're an idiot for even thinking that, and suggesting it to an amateur s
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Just about any multimeter will do, even a $5 analog one, most of the time it is more a question of presence and magnitude rather then particular readings. (Though the nicer ones do have some cool features).
Look at http://www.sparkfun.com/ [sparkfun.com] for yo
Re:There's some really big stories in the world (Score:1, Insightful)
People like fun. Perhaps you don't know that.