Wireless Bluetooth Sunglasses 172
elecngnr writes "Motorola and Oakley are going to team up to create Bluetooth enabled sunglasses. At the CES, Motorola had also announced that they would be developing some bluetooth embedded clothing with Burton, a snowboarding company. " Speakers built into the hood, and controls built into the jacket for your audio player and phone.
i wonder (Score:3, Insightful)
is this even washable ?
Re:i wonder (Score:3, Funny)
Not sure about Windows users, but for those with OSX 10.2 and greater it should read: "Hand Wash in iSync or iClean only"
har har har.
Re:i wonder (Score:2, Informative)
removable
its in the article...
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Forgetable
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``Home laundering is killing dry cleaning''
Next: (Score:2)
Bluetooth enabled toilet paper.
Anyone else think they've gone off the deep end with this crap?
Re:Next: (Score:2)
No! My shirt buttons have a real need to communicate with my shoelaces. Don't yours?
Really, this could be a great thing for all those fashion-impaired geeks. Imagine, you pull on a pair of pants that happen to be handy. Then, when you reach for a shirt, the pants shout through your skull-implanted audio, "No! That shirt doesn't go with us at all! Eeeuuuwww! Blechhh! Barf!" You pull back your hand like you had touched fire, then te
Why? (Score:3, Insightful)
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I know everyone here thinks I'm a freak now because I didn't think of any computer geek-related use for this crap.
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Yeah, because supply and demand wouldn't possibly work in this situation.
So the question is (Score:2, Funny)
Blue Screen of Death (Score:2, Funny)
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what FA? (Score:1, Insightful)
MP3 Player built in? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:MP3 Player built in? (Score:1)
It has to show me my inventory too! Don't forget the inventory feature !
Re:MP3 Player built in? (Score:2)
Re:MP3 Player built in? (Score:2)
I wear three things at nearly all times of my waking life:
1.) Glasses
2.) Watch
3.) Cell phone. (Well I carry it anyway.)
If any of these three comfortably housed an MP3 player, I'd prefer that to carrying something else in my pocket. If they can make it work, more power to them. Besides, WTF do you need a HUD for? "Danger! The object you're about to walk into is solid!"
Re:MP3 Player built in? (Score:2)
I used to use the P800 for these tasks (combined cell/pda/camera/MP3/OGG player) but it was just too big to be practical. But the S700 is dangerously close.... Oh and it has bluetooth too, and a instresting "Bluetooth Display" profile... god knows what THAT is.
Bluetooth clothing? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bluetooth clothing? (Score:2, Funny)
It isn't my sock I would worry about.....Those long johns have my attention though....
B.
Not enough power... but someday... (Score:3, Funny)
"There's a clan match in my pants and everyone's invited."
Important Safety Tip (Score:4, Insightful)
I was just thinking that what attitude-is-everything people racing down an icy Pennsylvania hill, weaving through other people on a slippery, metal-edged plank and attempting to periodically sail through the air need is an easier way to block their senses.
Danger-Sensitive (Score:2)
To danger, anyway. What'd be neat is if they went black when anything threatening came by. We could set up anything dangerous to emit bluetooth "danger" signals....
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I don't know enough about snowboarding gear or this product to say whether it is an extra hazard. (Do snowboarders wear helmets? Is the speaker a small, hard object ready to be imbedded in the skull, or a wide rigid object that adds helmet-like protection?)
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The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:5, Insightful)
And Bluetooth-enabled sunglasses do what exactly? Unfortunately, the article doesn't say. I'm guessing they're going to provide an audio output facility, but who knows for sure?
I'm off to install a Bluetooth chip into my toilet. What is it going to do? Damned if I know, but one things for sure -- /. front page, here I (and my Bluetooth-enabled toilet) come!
Yaz
(...who actually has and uses two Bluetooth devices).
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:1)
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:1)
Actually, I think they are working to embed the bluetooth (BT) technology in the sunglasses for things like BT enabled phones. There would be some type of earpiece on the glasses and the mic would be built into the frame.
I own and use several BT devices. I have a wireless mouse for my PowerBook. Also, my mac is configured to accept BT from my phone, so I can completely turn off the ringer and the caller ID shows up on my monitor. Very nice for meetings. The lab I work in has a G5 PowerMac with a wireless
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:2)
I'm running the same configuration -- a PowerBook with an Apple Bluetooth Mouse and a Sony Ericcson T610 phone. The phone is configured to not only accept SMS messages, but to
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:3, Funny)
Would that be a shitty interface to your crapper?
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:2)
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:2)
If you get the Bluetooth Blublockers [blublocker.com], they would probably splode themselves.
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:2)
The all-in-one Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic version won't be out 'til next year though.
Peril sensitive (Score:2)
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:2)
They let you see the world around you is really full of subliminal messages and aliens [imdb.com].
Oh, and if your friend won't put them on, just beat the living crap out of each other for a half hour or so...
Re:The goggles! They do nothing! (Score:2)
Clothes auto dry? (Score:2, Funny)
why (Score:2)
my ipod fits perfectly in my pocket. my head phones are pretty much invisible. why put this in clothes that i'll forget to take out when I wash it. I always hate when new technology comes out and mfg's try to tag it on to every product they have to make it sell.
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great idea (Score:1, Insightful)
While Bluetooth 1.1 does not have enough bandwidth (Score:5, Informative)
Re:While Bluetooth 1.1 does not have enough bandwi (Score:2)
Lawsuit alert (Score:4, Funny)
Dept. of redundancy dept. (Score:4, Funny)
did I miss a meeting?
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Bluetooth radius (Score:3, Funny)
Interference! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not really (Score:2)
You'd have to get a lot of devices into a small area before interference would become a big problem.
Re:Not really (Score:2)
It shouldn't interfere, but with a bluetooth mouse next to a bluetooth reciever AND a WLAN reciever within a foot of each other, sometimes I notice a greater lag on the g card.
Imagine... (Score:3, Funny)
They are Stylish!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Take a gander here [oakley.com] at the mp3 version. Don't be fooled by the photography, these babies are BULBOUS! I think they're going for the cyborg look.
All I know for sure is that when I say them in compusa I just couldn't stop laughing.
I can't imagine using those things snowboarding. They look like they'd fly off with one quick turn of the head. I like lightweight and simple glasses for boarding. They WILL come off your face, unless of course, you are much better than me and NEVER find yourself yardsailing down the slope. Did I mention that they look like shit.
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:3, Funny)
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I guess they are really for the sort of people who don't care about money.
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:2)
True, but at 256MB you get polarized lenses; those could easily set you back $15 without the MP3 stuff. Agreed, however: the dork factor is pretty high here...
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:1)
That blows it for me, I would have bought a pair if it wasnt for that. Oh and the fact they look crap, that put me off a bit.
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:2)
Then again, the Apple iPod Shuffle is tiny too. And once you chew it up like a piece of gum I'm sure it's downright miniscule*.
* Don't swallow the chewed up iPod Shuffle. It will stay in your stomach for 7 years.
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:2)
This is particularly problematic given the built-in battery lasts for only 7 months..
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:2)
Ok, I'm NOT a good boarder, I'm just some guy who likes the snow. I don't go very fast, maybe 30mph tops and that's really just guessing based on my more experienced bike riding sense of speed. At ANY speed that I go there is SO much ambient noise in my hood that I can't imagine that I'd be able to hear much of anything. Now, for the sit and smoke pot in between each pipe run crowd, that might just work.
Like burton needs another excuse to make overpriced clothing. The ONLY thing yo
Re:They are Stylish!!! (Score:2)
More Ways To Become Distracted (Score:3, Insightful)
First we complain about drivers being distracted with phones while on the road. Just wait till we have skiers/boarders doing the same [9news.com]. Not being able to hear when you are listening to your iPod is really safe [thedenverchannel.com]
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*deep breaths*
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Nope don't use a helment, I think they cause a false se
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Paging Daniel Clowes (Score:2)
Almost close... (Score:1)
So, I can't listen to my music when I am not wearing shades?
I want a bluetooth remote for my iPod, I want a bluetooth module for my Bose QuietComfort 2s. I want to control it while I am on a plane, without worrying about all the damned wires.
With that, I don't need electronic embedded clothing...
Sunglasses??? Motorola? (Score:4, Funny)
DAMN YOU bluetooth device people!
kinda cool (Score:1)
For walking and driving around sunglasses would be much more stable than the average headset.
Re:kinda cool (Score:2)
You must live in - where? - Sandy Eggo?
What pathetic chumps we are as consumers. Now we've been been convinced that we need different MP3 devices for every time of day, for every kind of weather, for every mood...
How they really work (Score:1)
anyone else (Score:1)
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Oboy, closed captioning for cell phone calls ... (Score:1)
Next the sunglasses will be able to listen to your cell phone calls, give you a heads-up closed captioning or translation maybe, perhaps allow advertising to be popped up too.
Plus they can be signaled to go completely opaque if the Homeland Security Network realizes you're in the vicinity of something you ought not see, or if a tactical nuclear device is about to go off within your line of sight.
Every driver should be wearing a pair
...scary (Score:1)
Yet another clue.... (Score:2)
-Stream to AirPort Express
-"Remote controls" available that work with Bluetooth from Apple and third parties.
Should be an interesting year. They gotta suppport that $249.00 and up price point by further differentiation. Mot wouldn't be doing this otherwise.
Don't get me started about "Jokely". Beautiful sunglasses - for a few weeks. Every pair I've owned (at least six pair since 1988, including the original Eyeshade) has failed to provide
Bluetooth iPod Adapter (Score:1)
http://www.tentechnology.com/products/products_
Plus just like with the Shuffle you won't have a display.
Improvements to bluetooth (Score:2, Insightful)
Burton? (Score:3, Interesting)
PS. I know about Burberry too. Seeing the business news report that their sales were down due to people being too embarrased to wear their clothes cracked me up.
Re:Dead tech! (Score:1)
Yes, bluetooth was over-hyped to be the one "one true solution" in the begining. But that doesn't mean it's irrelevant.
For short range devices, it's a good technology, wireless input devices, wireless headsets for mobile phones, etc. Heck, if my current cellphone had bluetooth, a bluetooth hands-free mounted in my car would be ideal. My phone could stay on my belt, but would automatically interface with the hands-free just by getting in the car.
So, no it's not dead, it's not ev
Re:Dead tech! (Score:2, Interesting)
I would'nt really call it irrelevant. I am working with some people who are researching ways to embed household devices with bluetooth. Now, there are some who would cry that this is geek-driven tech and on some accounts I would agree. However, the focus of much of this research is to utilize technology to increase the accessibility for those who are mobility impaired. Creating these bluetooth networks would make independent living for these individuals more of a reality. Bluetooth modules embedded into lig