Best Wireless SSIDs You Have Seen? 684
Ant writes "Best SSIDs you have seen is the name of the new Broadband Reports' wireless security forum.
Funny ones listed that made me chuckle: WardriversOpenAP,
GET LOST,
HackedAP,
SecureAP (no WEP/WPA), TOP_SECRET, HPD-FieldOffice,
MiddleEarth, HoneyPot, mine, and people's full/last name." I think naming your network 'Default' or 'Linksys' should be a crime ;)
My neighborhood (Score:3, Informative)
Re:My neighborhood (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My neighborhood (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:My neighborhood (Score:2)
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Re:My neighborhood (Score:5, Insightful)
In the process committing a serious crime.
You don't have the right to decide how other people should manage their network. The fault here lies with the manufacturers for providing systems that require too much effort to secure.
Terrorising people into behaving in the way you think they should is despicable. Who made you King?
Re:My neighborhood (Score:4, Insightful)
Linksys did. Dude, read the post you're replying to, ok?
Re:My neighborhood (Score:3, Funny)
The right? No. The ability? Yes.
Terrorising people into behaving in the way you think they should is despicable. Who made you King?
GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN OUTSIDE AND BEHEAD HIM!
Just because something's Evil doesn't mean you shouldn't do it...
D.
..is for Darwinism...
Re:My neighborhood (Score:3, Insightful)
Which is exactly the sort of arrogant geek centric approach that has led to bad security.
The access points could have been designed to be secure without anyone ever needing to RTFM. Print the serial number of the device on the case of the box, u
Re:My neighborhood (Score:4, Informative)
Remember we're talking about the kind of end-users who set their password to their kids birthday and STILL manage to forget it. Actually expecting them to accurately transcribe a 20 digit alphanumeric string off the box (which they probably threw away immediately, along with the manual) is asking a bit much, and getting them to read the RIGHT number off a sticker on the unit (which likely has a half-dozen different numbers on it)
Re:My neighborhood (Score:5, Funny)
I knew this little old lady who didn't lock one of her windows, so I snuck in and changed all her locks and added a vulgar greeting to her answering machine! Boy was that funny!
Now she locks her windows, has new locks and generally has better security at her house! Mission accomplished! I'm glad I took the time to teach that stupid old lady a lesson.
Re:My neighborhood (Score:5, Insightful)
The real question is why you feel the need to "help your neighbors"? What's the point?
It's not your job and they didn't ask you to. An open AP is not hurting anyone.
If you have an innate need to contribute to society, pick up trash by the side of the road... visit old folks in a retirement home... give blood... contribute to a SourceForge project.
But don't hack your neighbors to "teach them a lesson".
Re:My neighborhood (Score:4, Funny)
It taught me a lesson on how to be an asshole.
Best SSID (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Best SSID (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Best SSID (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Best SSID (Score:4, Insightful)
Er... (Score:4, Insightful)
Step 1. Get laptop or $20 Wifi strength meter.
Step 2. Walk around.
Step 3. Use publicly available sources to find out who lives there
And if you really think someone gives a shit if you like LOTR, I think you need a bigger tinfoil hat buddy.
Re:Best SSID (Score:3, Insightful)
It gives away a manufacturer; not the manufacturer. My 'Linksys' might be running on an Airport.
Re:Best SSID (Score:3, Informative)
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In a local coffee shop... (Score:4, Interesting)
I informed the business owner that it needed to the secured, and he said his ISP had called and asked him about an "open access point - whatever that is". I sighed and left.
Re:In a local coffee shop... (Score:2, Funny)
Strange ones I've seen (Score:4, Interesting)
I just hope he doesn't get mad at me when he gets hacked and someone starts downloading child porn and The Anarchist's Cookbook using his broadband connection.
Re:Strange ones I've seen (Score:3, Interesting)
someone starts downloading child porn and The Anarchist's Cookbook
Why are these two even in the same sentence? The Anarchist's Cookbook is legal to peruse and distribute. Most of the things you can learn from it can be used for shady purposes, but the information is still protected by the first ammendment...
Discussion of how to copy DVDs, however...
Re:Strange ones I've seen (Score:3, Insightful)
Feel free to download all the bomb making material and kiddie porn you want while simultaneously running bittorrent, LimeWire, and Kazaa at the same time. You can always say "It was someone on my open access point, not me!", but you better have a well-encrypted drive.
Re:Strange ones I've seen (Score:4, Insightful)
- Andreas
What (Score:3, Interesting)
Seriously?
NEWSFLASH: SOMEONE WHO PLAYS EVERQUEST DOESN'T KNOW WHICH CASE TO CHOOSE [ezboard.com]
Re:What (Score:2, Informative)
The knowledge of cable and DSL there is much better than what I see on
Re:What (Score:2, Funny)
What's next?
What's the best ringtone! LOL!!1 [mobiledia.com]
What's the best bt client??!! LOL!!!1 [osnn.net]
Wha'ts teh candy?? LOL!!!1(pol) [forumplanet.com]
What's the best advice....LOL!!1 [qlrs.com]
LOL! LOL! LOL! [google.com]
-1 Lame (Score:5, Insightful)
Too bad I can't mod the entire story as -1 LAME.
The best (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:The best (Score:2)
Someone im my neighborhood. (Score:2, Funny)
personal favs (Score:3, Funny)
Netstumbler has a simliar thread (Score:4, Informative)
Well even though mine is cloaked... (Score:5, Interesting)
juvenile cleverness (Score:3, Funny)
drew was the name of his RA
the next day we saw 3 RA's walking through the hallway trying to triangulate the location of the WAP
crazy kids we were!
DVDA (Score:3, Funny)
If it is wrong to call my AP LINKSYS (Score:4, Funny)
Been there, done that... (Score:2)
A few of em. (Score:2)
and another that someone had named "PISS_OFF"
Address... (Score:2)
No joke, buddy and I were driving around and saw someone had used their address for SSID. We couldn't stop laughing...
Re:Address... (Score:2)
And using your address does help if one of your neighbours wants to come round and ask if they can connect.
Re:Address... (Score:3, Insightful)
It lets people know where to contact the admin. Could be useful if nearby AP operators wanted to link, or perhaps discuss the channel configuration in order to avoid interference.
The address isn't exactly top secret information, surely anyone near the area could easilly figure out what house the wireless signal is strongest near?
linksys disguised as a netgear (Score:2)
Re:linksys disguised as a netgear (Score:2)
Invitation (Score:3, Insightful)
Re: (Score:2)
My favourite (Score:2, Funny)
Last Name (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry... (Score:4, Interesting)
Search for SSID Names at WiFiMaps.com (Score:4, Interesting)
hellostumbler - Framingham, MA
buyclamsonline.com - Pittsburgh, PA
My List (Score:2)
Yep, that's a bunch of a local WiFi provider's APs. There is normally a "penis" in there, too.
I have a feeling that for the really amusing on
Why I'm A Bastard (Score:5, Funny)
I used to live fairly close to a major street and not too far from a university campus, so wardrivers were always trying to connect to my network.
So I decided to ask WWTBOFHD? (What Would The Bastard Operator From Hell Do?)
So, I set up a nice AP called 'linksys' with no WEP. Obviously, every freeloader on the planet would try and connect to it.
Oh, and you could connect to it alright. The problem was that it was connected directly to a proxy server that rerouted every web request directly to goatse.cx and blocked everything else.
Apparently the word got around, and the number of people trying to access that AP went down precipitously after that.
I'm such a bastard...
Re:Why I'm A Bastard (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Why I'm A Bastard (Score:3, Interesting)
What's the matter with Default? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:What's the matter with Default? (Score:2)
"noconnect-Federaloffense" (Score:4, Funny)
I guess the Man has us trained well!
Mine's called "Default" (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh, wait... it's not mine, it's my neighbor's. That's why I don't need to pay for broadband service
Re:Mine's called "Default" (Score:3, Funny)
PearlyGates and Katahdin... (Score:2)
Sinistar_Net (Score:2)
I just use Snowball, though - the name of my cat.
--RJ
My office SSID is (Score:2)
The best I've seen... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The best I've seen... (Score:2)
And another thing... (Score:2)
If you're going to submit a lame story, at least check your apostrophes.
My neighborhood (Score:3, Funny)
My neighbor INSISTS on leaving his WRT54G unsecured. I change it whenever I'm bored (I've also connected to the LAN, and then to one of his shared printers and printed out some "interesting" photos). I'll name his AP stuff like "pimpwifi" "secureme" "hellomike", etc. Nothing too interesting really.
Re:My neighborhood (Score:3, Funny)
Well, if be broadcast his carpet into the bathroom in my house, I would pee on it.
Greek irony (Score:2)
An Homage to the NCSC's Dockmaster system- (Score:2)
Dorkmaster
It's a fun name, and if you run several WAPs, you can plug in any vowel in the place of dOckmaster's "O"
For reference,
http://www.google.com/search?q=ncsc+d
In a Marriott Lobby (Score:2)
Popped up the Available networks list, Marriott's own was thankfully not secured, however they did want me to validate by entering my room number. Hmm.. how about "301". Oh joy!
Browsed for the next 8 hours with out a hitch..
my old ssid (Score:2)
my own (Score:2)
Phone infected error... (Score:2, Funny)
A lot of people actually were wondering what was wrong with their cellphones, when they explored their bluetooth-neighbourhood (or got a bluetooth message from me)...
One with a domain name (Score:2)
He linked back to my site a few days later, finding it funny. (I won't link directly to his webserver now, to avoid a slashdotting to a site most of you can't read since it's in Dutch)
Bait and Switch (Score:2)
ie. I'd use an SMC, name it the default for a netgear, then change to a DLink, etc.
Then I'd watch the access logs and see what fish I could catch trying to take a nibble.
Seeing that I was living in a pretty dense, busy area in downtown Toronto, I watched more than a couple people try to access my AP.
The same as my password (Score:4, Funny)
It's easy to remember
"PRIVATE NO ACCESS" (Score:2)
The best SSID ... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The best SSID ... (Score:3, Insightful)
A crime? (Score:2)
haha (Score:2)
FindMeWinBeer
Odd ones.. (Score:2)
My list (Score:2)
Go Big Girl Productions
Air Eggroll
Rebels Rule (In a dormitory at school, our rival school is the Rebels)
Sniper's Den
Big Daddy's
Penguin Army of Doom
wirelessland
What?
cute-little-network
p
Yeah, I live in a college town.
pimp AP name (Score:2)
It does have WEP protection, too. Snoop says: Stay the hizell out of my access pizzoint, muthafucka.
jf
A personal favorite.... (Score:2)
Some of my favorites (Score:2)
no carrier
I RTFM
fucking cordless phones
YOUR SSID
this song is just 6 words long
vRG18bNuW2940F17sM8e (funny because no wep wpa etc)
And my #1 favorite
Shit N Surf
Report from a friend who wardrives (Score:2)
"GetTheFuckOffMyNetwork"
my favorite (Score:2, Funny)
Then there appears to be several others done by the same group with a similar theme - "MobilePenis", "HandheldPenis", "LaptopPenis" and the like. Of course, these are all open networks...
I've also seen "hacked" on a network with and 256 bit WEP and MAC filtering, as well as several other measures which are in the protocol layer.
WarTraining is c00l (Score:5, Interesting)
It was also common to use what looked like a business name or the a person's first name ("lisa") as the SSID. Some AP's had random alphanumerics or what was obviously an attempt at a password for the SSID.
I also did a very basic analysis of some of the interesting things I discovered, such as...
The sample size for this was about 250 AP's during the outbound trip. On the return trip I ran NetStumbler for a lerger portion of the ride and recorded over 1000 AP's (some of which were duplicates of course) but I haven't taken the time to anlyze this larger data set yet.
I didn't try to connect to any of the AP's... most of them would come and go within a few seconds anyway. :)
Someone's street address (Score:3, Interesting)
Oops! (Score:3, Funny)
How about (Score:3, Funny)
I laughed my ass off at this one: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Address (Score:2)
It also means that if you're cataloging them, you don't necessarily need a GPS to know where they are. If you ever see 8285ReeseLaneAP, it's likely me :)
Re:Address (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, then you have to come up with a decent DNS name. Mine is `gaga', because it was all I can hear due to the nice heavy masonry walls of these traditional blocks.
Re:Address (Score:2)
So now it's my e-mail address with @ changed to " at ". And my WEP-40 key is posted in a prominent spot in my living room, because the house is wired for Ethernet, and anyone who
Re:"The Tits are Here" (Score:3, Funny)