Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers 181
Neurowiz writes "Tired of your cell phone and lusting after the new model with all the geek-gadgets? Worried about the effect that throwing away your cell phones may have on the environment? Worry not! 'Researchers at the University of Warwick's Warwick Manufacturing Group, in conjunction with PVAXX Research & Development Ltd, have devised a novel way to recycle discarded mobile telephones - bury them and watch them transform into the flower of your choice.' What's next? Plant your PC/Mac and watch a house grow?"
It's *not* a biodegradible cell phone. (Score:5, Insightful)
Don't get me wrong, it's better than nothing, but nobody who buys one of these disposible cell phones are should think they're making an environmentally sound purchase because it might sprout a pretty flower someday. There's a lot more to the phone than just the case, and a lot of it isn't anything you'd want to see buried in your backyard -- batteries, plastic circuit boards, etc. In practice, it seems more likely that this will actually *harm* the environment as morons bury the whole thing once their minutes are used up, the whole time thinking they're being a responsible friend of the earth. Even if you're smarter than the average bear and read the directions about only burying the case, it's still *far* better to get yourself an cell phone on contract and use it for a few years before trading up than it is to go through a few of these things a year.
Of course, given the profession that tends to be the biggest customer for disposable phones, if you're concerned about the environment I'd also suggest that you should encourage your customers to recycle those glass vials you're selling them their crack in.
That's not all... (Score:3, Insightful)
WRONG! The summary would lead one to believe you can do this with present cell phones, but this is barely in the prototype stage, much less actually in use for years. If just the article submitters would RTA. Think you could do that next time?
Re:It's *not* a biodegradible cell phone. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's *not* a biodegradible cell phone. (Score:5, Insightful)
Agreed. And even better than burying the case and throwing the rest away would be to donate the old phone to a women's shelter or something similar, since they can be used to dial 911 even when no service is attached to it.
911 and GSM phones: Pitfalls (Score:2)
And forget dialing 911 while on the road with one of these. It would work with an analog phone, but the GSM one will tell you "No service" even while you stand in the
Re:911 and GSM phones: Pitfalls (Score:3, Informative)
Sure they can, most of them. All of them manufactured since mid-2000. Over the summer I worked at a place that made cellphone games, and hence I was surrounded by dozens of phones without SIM cards. The GSM ones we used would all bitch at you if you tried to dial something other than 911 without a SIM card, but 911 dials fine. In fact, a lot of phones change their default
To quote from the article: (Score:1)
The emphasis is mine.
KFG
Re:To quote from the article: (Score:2)
Bugger, screwed up the tags (Score:2, Insightful)
KFG
Re:It's *not* a biodegradible cell phone. (Score:2)
However also from the the article:
"Secondly the engineers at the University of Warwick have created a small transparent window in the case or cover in which they can embed a seed. The seed is visible to the environmentally aware mobile phone user but will not germinate until the phone cover or case is recycled. [...] For the firs
Re:It's *not* a biodegradible cell phone. (Score:2, Funny)
Plant a Mac (Score:5, Funny)
Plant your PC/Mac and watch a house grow?"
Wouldn't planting your Mac produce an apple tree?
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Re:Plant a Mac (Score:2)
Not only that, but I've had to convert to an entirely different type of sugar AND pie crust. These apples are completely incompatible with anything else in my standard kitchen.
In short, I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat or coo
Re:Plant a Mac (Score:1)
Re:Plant a Mac (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Plant a Mac (Score:4, Interesting)
Clearly, planting an Apple computer will produce an apple tree.
Planting a Sun computer would probably produce sunflowers.
Planting an SGI computer would probably produce Hollywood-quality cartoon plants.
Planting a Windows machine would probably end up getting your yard declared a Superfund site.
Nah .... (Score:2)
Think of 'em as fertilizer more than seeds
Planting a windows pc (Score:1)
Re:Plant a Mac (Score:2)
Re:Mac == Apple Tree, Intel PC == ?? (Score:2)
What, are you suggesting that planting your Fedora box will get you a Hat Tree?
Marketing gimick? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Marketing gimick? (Score:2)
Biodegradable plastics have been around for a while now and this seems to be more of a marketing gimmick than anything else.
Indeed. I recall (years ago) hearing a push by some company promoting their photodegradable trash bags. They were really driving the whole "it produces less waste" mantra until a number of people pointed out that most bags were buried by a thin layer of dirt to keep in the smell, and to keep out pests, thus rendering the bags useless.
Then again, I didn't do much checking to see w
Re:Marketing gimick? (Score:2)
There's a reason Glad advertises about strength. Garbage is near the top of the list of stuff you don't want breaking open.
House From PC's (Score:3, Funny)
What's next? Plant your PC/Mac and watch a house grow?"
I could only wish, I'd own more property than Ted Turner.
Re:House From PC's (Score:1)
Bell (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Bell (Score:3, Informative)
Future things you'll overhear (Score:5, Funny)
My phone is breaking up.
No, not the signal.
Yes, the actual phone. It's biodegradable.
I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need to bury now it so the flower will grow. Bye.
Re:Future things you'll overhear (Score:2)
Reduce
Reuse
Recycle
I'd rather see cell phones that you're going to keep for years(reduce) than a number of decomposable (recycle?) cell phones. At the same time I actually want one with a bigger battery.
What's next? (Score:5, Funny)
Plant your PC/Mac and watch a house grow?
Plant your mac, grow an apple tree, of course.
Plant your windows PC, grow some blue flowers... of DEATH!
Re:What's next? (Score:1)
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Re:What's next? (Score:2)
Would a NetBSD machine just install itself into the ground and keep running?
Would a BeBox look pretty but have no practical side effects?
Would an OS/2 plant just refuse to die?
Would a Solaris plant charge you for the tree and give you the fruit for free and then randomly change its mind and reverse its views?
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here 'til Thursday, try the veal!
Re:What's next? (Score:1)
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Macintoshes don't grow into flowers... (Score:2, Funny)
drop in water, sprout flower from phone in use? (Score:2)
Re:drop in water, sprout flower from phone in use? (Score:2)
Weed (Score:5, Funny)
This is news? (Score:2, Funny)
Is this anything like... (Score:1)
Re:Is this anything like... (Score:2)
Sprout Flowers (Score:5, Interesting)
How about building a phone that lasts more than 1 year. Or supplying a battery for the phone that costs little enough so that buying a whole new phone isn't an attractive option. If you told someone in 1950 that not only most people have portable phones in 50 years, but that they'd spend over $200 on this phone, and replace it ever year, they'd probably laugh in your face.
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:1)
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2)
RFID chips implanted in pets are 100% biodegradable:
http://www.fims.uwo.ca/olr/mar170 4
Of course, RFID chips are appallingly simple
I'd imagine that you could probably get 80s-era (or perhaps even early 90s-era) electronics densit
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2)
It's conceivable that the fuel cells could be manufactured as a separate modular component, sold in standardized shapes (such as AA, AAA, and 9V batteries are today), and could be taken from the old phone for use in the new one.
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2, Insightful)
Hint: Not yours.
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2)
That implies the most likely offering will be having the fuel cell molded into the plastics of the phone body itself. Non-removable power cell means non-reusable, and we get to buy whole new ones when we're sick of the phones.
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2)
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use Li ir NiMH which are fine. OTOH the tantalum
is another problem. Not particularly toxic, but
exceedingly rare. You've heard of blood diamonds?
What about blood-phones?
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2)
Re:Sprout Flowers (Score:2)
If you plant a Mac (Score:2, Funny)
you can get inside easily enough, but have to ask the house for permission so it will open the door to let you back outside.
If its a PC that ran Windows, you don't get any doors or windows - just the holes where they should have been.
If its a PC that ran *nix, you have to unhang/rehang the doors every time you want in or out.
If a Cell Phone Falls In the Forest (Score:5, Funny)
Damaging effects? (Score:1)
Re:Damaging effects? (Score:1)
Holy Junk Math! (Score:5, Insightful)
If you take 100 watts for 3 hours, you don't get 300 watts as this totally bogus article says.
I certainly hope your post was a joke.
Re:Holy Junk Math! (Score:3, Informative)
Close
Watts is measured in Joules (energy) / second. If you multiply by time, you can either get Joules, or Watt-Hours (depending on how you scale it).
Still 100 watts for 3 hours != 300 watts.
The flower of my choice, eh? (Score:2)
But...for some reason, I don't believe that the researchers actually have phenomenal flower-based super
ET Phone home (Score:4, Funny)
Nonsense.... (Score:1)
How nutty. That's like, using old RAM boards as keychains or something. Stop with this nonsense....
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"We had planned to integrate a Web browser with our operating system as far back as 1993" Microsoft (27 Jul 1998, filing its first court responses to federal antitrust)
Plant PC, Save On Bills (Score:2)
I could turn my current PC in to a house? I'd never have to pay a heating bill again!
Apologies to Pete Seeger (Score:4, Funny)
Long time text messaging
Where have all the cellphones gone?
Long time to roam
Where have all the cellphones gone?
Gone to flowers every one
When can they hear me now?
When can they hear me now?
This seems very appropriate.... (Score:2, Funny)
... Beings that a flower is so much like a cel phone. It usually works better outside, and only within certain regions of the country.
Are we going to be billed every time the thing blooms? Is there a service charge if we want to transplant it to another pot? These are things we need to know.
What a great idea!! (Score:3, Insightful)
Size of a mobile phone. (Score:2)
In other words, 10,000 fit into one square meter.
In other words, all the mobile phones in the UK will fit into a small number of trucks. with compacting, that number might be as small as one.
in other words, this is a marketing ploy.
Re:Size of a mobile phone. (Score:1)
Help me! I'm trapped in the third dimension.
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Re:Size of a mobile phone. (Score:2)
Card was onto something (Score:1)
Manufacturers already take back old phones (Score:3, Interesting)
Anyway, if you do not want to wait for a local collection event, you can go to Motorola's web site and print out a postage-paid sticker and you can mail them your old phone. If it is in good shape it may end up helping someone in need and if not, they make sure it is disposed of in an environmentally-friendly way. And as far as I can tell, Motorola collects any mobile phone, not just Motorola phones.
http://promo.motorola.com/recycle/phones/index.ht
Interesting idea from the submitter, but... (Score:2)
Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We could plant a house
We could build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three
She said
-Nirvana. Breed. Nevermind. SubPop, 1991
Sorry man, looks like they have prior art.
Support food banks (Score:2, Informative)
Definitely new ecology... Definitely (Score:1)
Mirrors - Just in Case (Score:1)
Great! (Score:3, Funny)
No, it's more like this: (Score:1)
Why sunflowers? (Score:1)
Hope These Don't Explode! (Score:2, Funny)
eventually all products will be biodegradable... (Score:2, Insightful)
U of Warwick = Lame (Score:2)
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So let's try Knoqeror. No dice even though I fake being IE on both Mac and Windows. Warwick's page displays all my browser user agent info correctly but it apparently also checks for my version of WMP
The Ultimate Use for Companies (Score:2)
Eureka!
Re:The Ultimate Use for Companies (Score:2)
Why just a flower? (Score:2)
Of course, you might want something faster than a tree... maybe a saguaro cactus?
Grim Fandango (Score:3, Funny)
DONATE IT (Score:2)
No thanks... (Score:2)
My choices are Bauhaus or a double-wide trailer? No thanks...
I planted my cellphone.... (Score:2)
I'm not so picky, I guess (Score:2)
I'd settle for a phone that I can bury in my pocket and NOT have it transform into a raging fireball. [cnn.com]
Imagine... (Score:2)
Plant a Beowulf cluster: grow an apartment complex.
I need to declare my phone to Customs? (Score:2)
Does this mean I have to declare my cellphone [customs.gov] at the border? Will an import permit be required?
grow a house? (Score:2)
don't be silly, houses don't grow, they're built. How'd you decide upon a house anyway? Couldn't you say tree? Least trees are growable things.
Re:FP! (Score:1)
And now to avoid an offtopic mod of my own:
I think the easiest thing is just to not junk your phone all the time. I'm still (rarely) using an old analog Nokia. it gets the job done.
Re:FP! (Score:1)
Re:Meta: This will be a very "funny" thread (Score:1)