New Blu-ray Disc to be Made of Corn 358
aws910 writes "I've often thrown away a CD and wondered how long it will take to biodegrade. Pioneer has developed a blu-ray disc that is made of corn. If this disc is widely used, it may be the only easily biodegradable computer part/accessory (with the exception of pizza). Now I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds." While the idea of a corn disc isn't new, it's the first Blu-ray version of it.
Corn CDs... (Score:5, Funny)
And best of all, it stays crunchy in milk!
Fritz Pisot!
AOL, are you listening. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:AOL, are you listening. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:AOL, are you listening. (Score:4, Funny)
And with the Computer Cookery 5000.... (Score:2, Funny)
* AOL
* corn disks
* Computer cookery 5000 [207.44.153.198] with Intel Pentium Prescott (TM) as the heat source.
What do you get?
FREE POPCORN!
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh great, my dogs already like to grab the popcorn flying out of the air popper... now they'll be hot to trot for my data as well!
Still, I suppose this will be better than finding bits of shiny plastic in the doggie doo-doo:
Five-year old daughter: Papa, have you seen my toy?
Me, staring at colorful deposit in backyard: Umm, no...
Eric
Why the Vioxx recall reduces spam [ericgiguere.com] (humor)
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:5, Funny)
My biggest question is what do they do with the corn shells?
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:2)
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:2)
Re:Corn CDs... (Score:3, Funny)
Mark Twain hates you, and you are going to die... (Score:3, Funny)
Mark Twain. He's back. And this time he's out for revenge. Revenge.... on every third rate mangling of his humorous quotes. Once he's spotted you.... there's no escape.
(Clip.. voice of Mark Twain); "Viewer, suppose you were a mangler of the work of Mark Twain. And suppose you were someone who was going to die by having their bowels ripped out through their throat. But I repeat myself."
Twain; The Revenge. At cinemas on Friday, rated 1
Who throws away dics? (Score:3, Interesting)
25GB is serios amount of data, I (maybe just me) would try to keep it even if it contains very unimportant data, since it's so easy to store a disc, it's not like you need one 5x5 room to store it.
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Re:Who throws away dics? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Who throws away dics? (Score:4, Interesting)
I still have some archives I burnt to CD-R from way back in 1999. That archive is getting quite extensive, I'd be very upset if I had to reburn that archive every year to avoid media rot. Due to OS reinstalls and FAT32 file corruption, most of my archives are now the sole surviving copy of previous backups. Media rot is already a worrisome concern with me. The media giants, such as the ones represented by the RIAA and the MPAA may be rather pleased with this kind of research. One might need to investigate the source of R&D funding to find the truth for certain. Personally I think this is a bad thing for consumers that rely on data backups.
Re:Who throws away dics? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Who throws away dics? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Who throws away dics? (Score:2, Funny)
I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
Would that be a popcorn disc?
Corn? (Score:3, Funny)
Nachos are served (Score:3, Funny)
So what happens when the computer gets hot?
It smells like corn tortillas, of course.
What I want to know is, can you make nachos from the discs that end up as the inevitable coasters?
Mmmmm, blu-ray disc nachos...
Oh boy. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh wait...
Not a corny joke (Score:5, Funny)
Atkins dieters are eagerly awaiting the Blu-ray disc composed of pork rind.
I've got one... (Score:5, Funny)
You get...pop music!
Re:Oh boy. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh boy. (Score:4, Funny)
Oh boy-King Taco. (Score:4, Funny)
Why didn't CmdrTaco bring us this story?
Middle? (Score:5, Funny)
Pizza (Score:5, Funny)
Made with corn... (Score:5, Funny)
The cost? Your first born.
Re:Made with corn... (Score:4, Funny)
An interesting thought... (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you. I'm here all week.
Re:An interesting thought... (Score:2, Offtopic)
Fuck
Genetic Engineering (Score:4, Interesting)
so a biodegradable archival medium huh? (Score:5, Interesting)
how long does the corn last anyway?
Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? (Score:2)
Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? (Score:2)
Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Mitsui Gold CD-Rs, with a custom badge. (Score:2)
I think that it is generally agreed that both Taiyo Yuden and Verbatim/Mitsubishi Azo CD-Rs are going to last at least 100 years if archivally stored.
Warning: Pun! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Warning: Pun! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Warning: Pun! (Score:2)
I wonder.... (Score:2, Funny)
Mmm.... (Score:2)
Longevity? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Longevity? (Score:4, Informative)
I haven't seen any data on how long these will hold up even using the type you need to burn off.
Re:Longevity? (Score:2)
Not much, what a boon to the MPAA! When you buy a DVD, you'll really be buying the privilege to watch a particular movie for a limited amount of time. If you want to see it again after your disc decomposes, you'll have to purchase it again.
Re:Longevity? (Score:3, Insightful)
What about data that doesn't need to be kept beyond a 1/2 decade? I think that's the point. The first thing that comes to mind are security camera videos. DVD-/+R is the prevered medium due to its small size and low cost but long term storage is pointless.
Re:Longevity? (Score:2, Informative)
So it's not designed to breakdown, it's designed so that if the starch polymer is incinerated, it will not emit dioxins and any other harmful chemicals.
Re:Longevity? (Score:2, Interesting)
And by the way, if in fact these disks break up easily, they may not be of much use for someone who wants to keep data for a long time. But, as you stated on your post, neither are the vast majority (if not all) of the storage media which is bought off the shelf in any store. And, unlike
It's not... (Score:2)
To some extent, this unplanned obsolescence of media (the carrier of information) such as VHS->DVD, Cassette->CD->MP3/AAC/WMA has given the media conglomorates more opportunities to (re)sell all of their Beatles and Pink-Floyd catalogs.
Now, if you can guarantee
Re:Longevity? (Score:2)
Imagine... (Score:3, Funny)
*crack*
*scream*
Who Cares (Score:4, Funny)
Nachos (Score:5, Funny)
That's gonna be thousands of tons of corn diverted away from making nachos.
Make those discs out of egg plant instead. Nobody will miss them.
Mmmm... Nachos.
Re:Nachos (Score:2)
Feedstocks! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Feedstocks! (Score:2, Funny)
Microwaves (Score:5, Funny)
He writes that knowing full well what happens to current discs when you put them in the microwave.
That is.... Awesome lightshow caused by arcs between the thousands/millions of pits and hills on the disc's surface.
I highly recommend it, but suggest:
a) Not using your own microwave
b) Not using a disc you like to watch...
In case you can't resist,
c) Not putting it back into your own DVD player afterward.
wow (Score:4, Funny)
Argh. Corn? (Score:2)
Do we really need another corn-based product? Nearly everything you eat has corn in it. Drinks have high-fructose corn syrup. Bread has corn as well. Beef is raised on a diet of corn (and they have to use antibiotics so that the cows can digest it).
This is all because of ludicrous subsidies the government gives corn farmers. It results in corn products so cheap that they're essentially free.
Biodegradeable products are great. Don't get me wrong, but I suspect the only reason they're using corn h
Re:Argh. Corn? (Score:4, Funny)
Ob. Simpsons (Score:2)
Homer: Lisa, a man who has plenty of corn is less likely to hurt Stalky than someone whose corn supplies are running low.
Biodegradable computer products (Score:2)
Re:Biodegradable computer products (Score:2)
But how is the durability? (Score:2, Insightful)
CornDisc (Score:5, Funny)
Five Pioneer R&D guys sitting at a table, thinking what they are going to do with Blu-Ray. One of them looks down at his bag of nacho's... look's up at the picture of the DVD, then back at the Nacho's.
The rest is history.
Food supply? (Score:3, Interesting)
Or will the occasional coaster now be edible?
Re:Food supply? (Score:2)
Re:Food supply? (Score:2)
second, transportation
third, distribution
forth, politics.
Re:Food supply? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Food supply? (Score:2)
Mmmmmmmm......... (Score:2, Funny)
corporate espionage (Score:4, Insightful)
"It was a rice cake, I swear!"
Biodegradable computer accessories (Score:2)
Last I checked, programmers were also easily biodegradable, with the exception of a few bones.
Down in the southern US.. (Score:2)
"We gots us some o' these here A-O-L treats."
Stupidest idea ever. (Score:2)
Re:Stupidest idea ever. (Score:3, Insightful)
the idea is that it wont fill landfills like non-sold et carts.
Shiny? (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm looking forward (Score:2)
AOL should send out corn CDs (Score:2)
Longevity? (Score:2)
Id prefer them to NOT degrade in my house
It'll never catch on... (Score:3, Funny)
Biodegradable storage. (Score:2, Funny)
We're going to lose it all (Score:2)
Sorry, third world! (Score:2)
No, Starvin' Marvin, that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!
Beavis and Butthead will love these new disks (Score:2)
That's the cornhole.
Ob. Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Score:2)
Steve: Yeah, umm. I don't know man... after last time...
Dr. Weird: This time... SHALL BE DIFFERENT... BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Steve: Well alright, cause I am hungry again.
(Corn fly towards Steve, stabbing through him)
Dr. Weird: It's not different at all, is it Steve! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
(By the way, Simpsons always flies on Slashdot... Now let's see if Aqua Teen does)
Corn isn't just food (Score:2)
Also, hopefully corn discs will contribute to a reduction in farm subsidies by increasing the demand for corn.
maybe some good will come of this (Score:4, Funny)
Consumers? (Score:2)
Its bad enough that CDRs and DVDs degrade over time, but now this? I want media that LASTS LONGER and will protect my data over time.
Gentlemen! Behold!... Corn! (Score:2)
Steve : [pretending to be surprised] Okaaay... you know, this is pretty nice! Yeah, I am kinda hungry...
Dr. Weird : Good! Then let the mating BEGIN! Mwahahahahah!
[the corn punctures Steve and pins him to the wall]
Courtesy of IMDB [imdb.com]
How to make "corn starch plastic" at home... (Score:5, Interesting)
Materials Needed
cornstarch
measuring spoons
corn oil
water
medicine dropper
food coloring
microwave
sandwich-size resealable plastic bag
Procedure:
1. Place a tablespoon of cornstarch in a resealable plastic bag.
2. Add two drops of corn oil to the corn starch.
3. Add one and a half tablespoons of water to the oil and cornstarch.
4. Stir the mixture.
5.Add two drops of food coloring to the mixture and stir well.
6.Next, microwave your biodegradable plastic for 20-25 seconds on high.
(and obviously, use caution)
Re:How to make "corn starch plastic" at home... (Score:3, Funny)
Is it edible? (Score:2)
What we need now... (Score:2)
BTW, I've got a couple of korn CD's in my collection, but they do not taste very good.
On a serious note, how long do these last? I once lived in a share house and during our yearly clean up we found a packet of cornflakes(TM) in the cupboard. The useby date was about 8 months prior and they did not look too good.
Disc of corn? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Watch out for hobos.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:uhh, I don't know about you ... (Score:3, Funny)
You mean, like mutants with three breasts or two penises?
Or both, on the same person...