Battle Roomba Tractor 210
jazzstep writes "This article on MSNBC introduces an interesting new duo on the robotics front. iRobot and John Deere have teamed up to create a new battle-ready robot for the Pentagon."
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
the battle roomba... (Score:5, Funny)
Forgeting something... (Score:2, Interesting)
BattleBot and Robot.. they don't mix!
Re:Forgeting something... (Score:2, Funny)
Kill John Conner.
ok, and maybe afterwards do some vacuuming and make some chai green tea.
Re:Forgeting something... (Score:4, Informative)
BattleBot and Robot.. they don't mix!
What the hell are you talking about? If you'd actually read the book "I, Robot" you'd understand Asimov's point with the so-called "laws of robotics". They were a not meant to be taken seriously. Nearly every chapter in the book was its own little story about how yet another robot goes haywire because of its slavish adherence to the three laws. He wasn't trying to present his laws as the end-all be-all of robotic ethics. On the contrary, he was showing the folly of depending on something as simplistic as the three laws. People need to quit parroting something they heard third hand and actually read from the source.
Re:Forgeting something... (Score:2)
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Re:Forgeting something... (Score:3, Insightful)
I always interpreted it as a commentary on another 10 laws that we hear so often about....
Re:Not quite... (Score:2)
The reason why they went haywire is because the laws worked. They were ment to cease if they were to disobey any of the laws.
But the problem with the laws is that frequently they require more information than the robots had in order to properly obey them. For example, when they sent the speedy robot out to get selenium it got stuck in an oscillating condit
Re:Forgeting something... (Score:2)
God forbid (pardon the pun!) that they should ever have to get those robot-church zealots to change the way they do things! The usefulness of those robots is severly lessened because they cannot by "reprogrammed" for a new task. Another was simply overloaded so his task load was to be simpified.
The 3 laws put an additional burden o
Re:the battle roomba... (Score:2)
Re:Too Wimpy but... (Score:3, Funny)
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you. -- Military school Commandant's graduation address, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Re:Too Wimpy but... (Score:2)
I'd be all for putting a roomba brain in one of these, adding a GPS unit to provide input to the "wall" sensors- and just letting it patrol a sector all by itself.
I am so confused (Score:5, Funny)
"All your dust bunnies are belong to us."
Okay, works for me.
Re:I am so confused (Score:3, Funny)
Watch out for the legacy behaviors... (Score:1, Funny)
1) why the driver's seat then?
2) will it show a preference for attacking house cats?
Re:Watch out for the legacy behaviors... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Watch out for the legacy behaviors... (Score:2)
Only one thing missing.... (Score:4, Funny)
I don't get it.. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:I don't get it.. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I don't get it.. (Score:2, Interesting)
the remote part isent particulatly expensive and doable with off the shelf RC gear and random junk + an old car as demonstrated in the rather bad quality clip on this page... http://jdfab.com/dp2/rccar.htm [jdfab.com]
Re:I don't get it.. (Score:3, Interesting)
First off, because a plastic toy that runs on batteries and an electic motor costs a whole lot less than something made of steel and a gas/diesel engine. Second, this thing can drive itself (computers, promamming costs). It probably has bullet proof armor, EM hardening around the electronics and a whole host of other things for the
I was hoping... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I was hoping... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I was hoping... (Score:2)
This DESERVES a +5 funny....
Sheesh.
(Images of a transforming Dodge Neon with blonde hair and a giant tube of lipstick and 24" spiked red fuck-me pumps...)
Great for them (Score:2, Troll)
Re:Great for them (Score:2)
Re:Great for them (Score:4, Informative)
Just so you know, iRobot was making robots for the military long before it came up with the Roomba. URBIE, the testbed that eventually led to the PackBot, was built under a DARPA grant in '97, fivr years before Roomba. If you're going to avoid a company for doing business with the military, you need to research more thoroughly. Otherwise, it's just posturing.
and good luck. (Score:2)
Re:Great for them (Score:5, Insightful)
Great idea.
Don't forget to not use GPS.
Oh, and don't forget that you can't get on a plane manufactured by Boeing. Or any airplane manufacturer...
Or buy a Jeep (or any car, for that matter)...
Or buy office furniture of any type (or even shop at Staples, Office Depot, etc.)...
Or buy a computer from Dell, IBM, HP...
Because Lord knows we can't support the evil corporations who sell things to willing customers with lots of money. How dare they!
Re:Great for them (Score:2, Interesting)
When I fly, I can select what plane I go on; again, little choice.
Cars: actually, most car companies are not in the business of weapon systems.
Office furniture and so on: again, they aren't creating weapon systems or weapon platforms.
When I have no choice, I have no choice. Often, however, I do - as in this case. At that point I take my right to use my money as I see fit. That would include not using it for products from companies that
Re:Great for them (Score:2)
Re:Great for them (Score:2)
Re:Great for them (Score:2)
Great idea you decided to wait, as companies that make military gear generally don't sell to anyone who isn't a government. Keep the protest going, though. I predict your boycott will have 100% efficiency.
Maybe it's just me... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:4, Insightful)
Well it would have made me nervous..... back in 1974.
I think such things are reasonably commonplace today, the level of automation on a modern warship such as an Aegis cruiser could easily be called AI. Same with Tomahawk missiles, Apache helicopters, unmanned recon planes...
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:3, Insightful)
In both the incidents you quoted... (Score:2)
Sean
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
When a machine makes a bad decision, it is publicized. When a helicopter is shot down from friendly fire, it is a mistake overlooked by the media. The friendly fire rate is much lower with the evil AI killing machines than people.
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
The more intelligence they can put in... (Score:2)
I know you're afraid of the ole Hal 9000 syndrome.
But I'm afraid of the opposite... robots without inhibitions.
what happens when the guy we elect as "root" goes nuts and uses the robots to subjugate us all into his own personal slaves?
At least human soldiers have to believe in what they are doing... which makes gradual enslavement SLIGHTLY more difficult to do within a 4-8 year period.
Re:The more intelligence they can put in... (Score:2)
I misstated what I meant. I agree with everything you said...
But there is something in a soldier's mind that prevents him from shooting his brother.
As an example, look at Tiananmen Square. The first sol
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
Not at all.
Unless your name is Sarah Conner. Otherwise, I'll be back.
Re:Information about drones? (Score:2)
Sure sounds to me like they were "seeking Shahada" [pmw.org.il], and got what they wanted. If that's their attitude, quite honestly I see no moral problem with bringing them their wish before they strap on a suicide bomb and kill innocents.
That aside, the drone was almost certainly like any other drone -- remote controlled by IDF s
Re:Information about drones? (Score:2)
Considering they were children, I find this comment really cynical.
Re:Information about drones? (Score:2)
A 15 year old killer is every bit as evil as a 28 year old killer.
Read the article I linked to and you'll get the picture a little better. The Palistinian Authority trains kids to be killers, and they are sent out on suicide missions starting at around 14.
These kids were 15, and they were handling explosive substances 200 meters away from an Israeli tank position.
You could say that the kids were not to blame for th
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
Battle Robots IN the Pentagon? (Score:5, Funny)
That's the obligatory response to any robot battles in the Pentagon.
Misconception (Score:3, Informative)
Welcome back to 82'!
Re:Misconception (Score:2, Informative)
Roomba, RC, Human Driven.
:)
Now all we need are robotic guns onboard to complete the 'So you decided to mess with America' clue patrol
Re:Misconception (Score:3, Informative)
Heh (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Heh (Score:1)
it reminds me of a quite good film - The Straight Story [imdb.com]
Makes sense.... (Score:5, Funny)
Fly before you can walk? (Score:2, Interesting)
Flying is easier than walking for machines (Score:5, Funny)
Flying is actually easier than driving because you don't have to worry about terrain and collisions as much. Take something as simple as a hill. The calculations and sensors to figure out that it's a hill, not a curb or other blockage, then figure out whether the slope is within climbing margins, etc, is actualy quite difficult. We're getting there, but people and animals have the equivalent of a supercomputer neural net trained for years just for processing visual information for this.
AAARGH (the people in firethorns plane) (Score:2)
Someone shoot this guy if he ever comes within a mile of a plane.
The cruise missle system was such an achievement precisly because it did worry about the terrain. It could follow the terrain at low level flying between hills and other obstructions to its target.
Same with the tornado aircraft wich again is so effective because it is constantly trying to keep as close as possible to the terrain while avoid collisions.
This stuf
Re:AAARGH (the people in firethorns plane) (Score:2)
Calm down. He means that dealing with a hill when flying is a simple matter of gaining altitude. Figuring out if passing over a hill is possible when you have wheels requires some pretty serious hill-analysis.
The person in my plane is just fine(he's a pilot) (Score:2)
You can reverse
Not very quickly at 55-75 mph, and not even at 25 if the AI isn't quick enough. Besides, do you want to reverse after smaking into a wierdly painted sign at 65, or do you think inching along at 5-10 mph is sufficient?
Flying is not easier then driving. You gain so
Re:Flying is easier than walking for machines (Score:2)
My thought was that that to mimick "just" the part of the brain that deals with visual analysis would require a rather large supercomputer. A little much to stuff into a plane, much less a vehicle meant to navagate on land without being as big as one of these [liebherr.com]
Picture a porch in country (Score:5, Funny)
"Abe, you gettin some new equipment for the next harvest?"
"Yep, I was gonna get me one of them Aytonomous Assault Vehicles to help in the south field."
"the 312?"
"nah, the 412, it's got the bailer attachment on the rear gun deck."
"John Deer always did make good AAV's"
"hell it'll get rid of the varmints too"
Re:Picture a porch in country (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Picture a porch in country (Score:3, Funny)
Bad idea (Score:4, Funny)
The way of the future... (Score:5, Funny)
Features
quite innovative (Score:1)
Re:quite innovative (Score:2)
Coming soon to a street corner near you... (Score:1)
Re:Coming soon to a street corner near you... (Score:3, Funny)
Man, no one would piss with that dude!
The Roomba Defense (Score:5, Funny)
Wurnstrom! (Score:3, Funny)
But the most pressing choice is.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But the most pressing choice is.... (Score:3, Informative)
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Hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
You dont want the "enemy" to hack into the robots and send them back to attack the creators ?
Re:Hmmm (Score:2)
I do wonder though, who is to say that they are using an OS at all? You can do plenty of things without
I for one (Score:2, Funny)
And in a related story... (Score:3, Funny)
Maximum Overdrive, indeed.
"Nothing kills like a Deere"
Red Flag (Score:3, Funny)
Good Idea (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently the DOD has put a high priority on frightening the enemy's pets.
-B
Crazy Taxi (Score:2, Funny)
So you're putting your driver in a box somewhere behind the frontlines and letting him drive a vehicle full of people into what may be a dangerous battlezone, and without the full feedback of actually being there. Sounds like a bad idea to me, but if I get drafted I want that job.
perfect weapon for large-field battle (Score:2)
Sales of the Roomba Virtual Wall has risen 146% (Score:4, Funny)
MIT competition (Score:2)
Or maybe the roomba will be to pass that test first and 'clean up' the prize
Battle Roomba (Score:2)
Our robotic Polaris Ranger is faster (Score:2)
See our video (6MB, Quicktime) here. [overbot.com] This is our DARPA Grand Challenge vehicle.
this is a joke, right? (Score:2)
Serious adaptations... (Score:2)
*Run over soldier
*turn right
*Run over soldier
*turn right
*no soldiers around
*spiral until run over soldier
I can't remember my Skynet password... (Score:2)
at AUSA (Score:2)
Not all that new (Score:2)
We use them at work, and the gas models aren't very sturdy. They are a maintaince nightmare.
Re:Robotic lawn mower? (Score:2)
No, but this [friendlyrobotics.com] can.
Re:New use for tractor extensions (Score:2)
I doubt the enemy is worried... the batteries don't last long enough to clean my dining room.