ZFS, the Last Word in File Systems? 564
guigouz writes "Sun is carrying a feature story about its new ZFS File System - ZFS, the dynamic new file system in Sun's Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS), will make you forget everything you thought you knew about file systems. ZFS will be available on all Solaris 10 OS-supported platforms, and all existing applications will run with it. Moreover, ZFS complements Sun's storage management portfolio, including the Sun StorEdge QFS software, which is ideal for sharing business data."
billion billion? (Score:5, Funny)
Unlimited scalability
As the world's first 128-bit file system, ZFS offers 16 billion billion times the capacity of 32- or 64-bit systems.
Microsoft immediately countered by saying WinFS [microsoft.com] will now support "twelveteen million billion times" as much storage as Sun's ZFS, and is "a bazillion times" more secure.
When reached for comment, Sun CEO Scott McNealy [sun.com] replied "neener neener". Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer [microsoft.com] responded by putting gum in Sun President Jonathan Schwartz [sun.com]'s hair.
Out of letters. (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Hmf. (Score:2, Funny)
To store static routes for a lot of IPv6 addresses?
Re:Out of letters. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:not alphabetically (Score:5, Funny)
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Why don't they just describe the capacity in (Score:5, Funny)
Re:rearchitected (Score:4, Funny)
You just got to love the headline... (Score:2, Funny)
The last word in file systems is "systems". And stop asking file systems these questions, you fool.
Re:Open source (Score:2, Funny)
If it's the last word (Score:3, Funny)
That's a lot of storage (Score:5, Funny)
Oh wow! (Score:3, Funny)
I'll do a dance of utter joy if so. Disksuite is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
- A.P.
Son of Jor-El (Score:2, Funny)
And this new billion billion ZFS will cost... (Score:1, Funny)
puts pinky in mouth
-- n
Re:The thing about that.. (Score:2, Funny)
I call it WOFS.
Apparently... (Score:5, Funny)
"We've rethought everything and rearchitected it," says Jeff Bonwick
Rearchitected? WTF? Howsaboot "Redesigned?"
I'm still wrapping my brain around "adaptive endian-ness" as well.
--QTone
Re:billion billion? (Score:4, Funny)
What's it for?
Installing Windows ?
Re:Open source (Score:5, Funny)
Re:billion billion? (Score:5, Funny)
pinky in corner of mouth.
Re:rearchitected (Score:2, Funny)
Re:billion billion? (Score:4, Funny)
For example, 'sassdfadef' is a number I think is a 2 with one thousand 3s after it. It's really moot
Re:fileless systems (Score:3, Funny)
SELECT * FROM storage WHERE path = '/home/gorbachev/.cshrc'
crash every 5 minutes? (Score:1, Funny)
Damn! These guys are even worse programmers than I am!
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Re:Unlimited scalability (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks
Szo
Forgot (Score:3, Funny)
The final file system, XXXfs (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Two things... (Score:5, Funny)
"Neither architecture pays a byte-swapping tax due to Sun's patent-pending "adaptive endian-ness" technology"
Adaptive endian-ness? What a stupid thing to include in a press release...there has to be a better way to say that.
Just announced by Sun:
"ANMF, our new file system (Ambiguous Nomenclature FS) will be filled with file cataloguing technology stuff that allows faster-ish operations that result in application goodness".
There already is an HFS as well. (Score:5, Funny)
Then why didn't IBM call its improved HFS "HFS Plus"? No wait, that would collide with Apple's HFS and HFS Plus, used in Mac OS.
It would appear that there can be only twenty-six distinct file systems. Then Microsoft went and innovated NTFS with Four-Letter-Word File System Technology, which actually was just a copy of IBM's HPFS, the first to introduce File System Named After a Competitor [hp.com] Technology.
Re:Unlimited scalability (Score:3, Funny)
So what you're saying is that they offer absolutely no storage capacity at all. Taken from the absolute authority of all knowledge in the universe I quote:
"Universe, The
Some information to help you live in it.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
emphasis added
http://hhgproject.org/entries/universe.html/ [hhgproject.org]
Extrapolate that to storage.
Or to you for that matter.
Last Word? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmf. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:billion billion? (Score:2, Funny)
Oh...um...just checked your web site...um...I guess you do.
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Re:billion billion? (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno, man. I've got a lot of porn...
Technically.... (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you.
Re:billion billion? (Score:4, Funny)
Yer right doesn't roll the way a billion billion does.
Boil the oceans, eh? (Score:3, Funny)
Well...I never really like the oceans anyways. They were always so wet.
Bill Gates just called.... (Score:4, Funny)
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed...
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Re:Open source (Score:1, Funny)
Gibi kibi mebi fibi (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Two things... (Score:3, Funny)
Neither. I mean, it's you, but it's not just you.
The details are there; you just can't remember them:
ZFS, the dynamic new file system in Sun's Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS), will make you forget everything you thought you knew about file systems.
Re:billion billion? (Score:2, Funny)
and the computer scientist says there are 1024 meters in a kilometer
Re:billion billion? (Score:3, Funny)
That's a very good point. I use the millimeter=1000 technique to try to get some kind of grip on large numbers of items and large distances.
I've used it to try to grasp the large distances of space. It's still very difficult but I can get to Mars (and sometimes Jupiter) before my brain craps out. Once I was able to comprehend the size of the solar system out to Pluto but that only lasted a fraction of a second. (T'was really cool, though.)
Re:billion billion? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:billion billion? (Score:3, Funny)
And, unless you put male and female chinese on different floors, soon you will have a lot more than a billion
Re:Unlimited scalability (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, there are several errors in that population zero bit, which are almost certainly intentional. In order to properly play around with infinity, one must follow the rules of Calculus. But as Douglas Adams wisely knew, Calculus is not funny, and all jokes in the field are at best derivative. Thusly, it was integral to his success as a writer to stick to Algebra.
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Re:Another quote to cherish (Score:3, Funny)
ok-ok, I get that. But can it play ogg???
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