Robot Walks on Water 273
gmletzkojr writes "Yahoo! News has a story about a robot built to walk on water, much like small insects, bugs, and of course, Jesus. The current robot is only a prototype, but more 'useful' robots are already being imagined." This puts into practice what scientists learned just last year.
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Wouldn't work. Guy takes 3 days to respawn...
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Oblig plif link (Score:2, Funny)
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A great energy source, all the robots would need to do is to smell like shit, and they'd be done for life
Imagine a lake covered in shitsmelling robots, what a sight!
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- and that's not all...
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'Harriman said, "We cannot control insects effectively without risking damage to the ecology. Chemical insecticides are too broad; juvenile hormones too limited. The robo-bird, however, can preserve large areas without being consumed [...] If the fruit-fly supply runs short, the robo-bird does nothing. It does not multiply, it does not turn to other foods, it does not develop undesirable habits of its own. It does nothing.'
Obviously that's not going to happen just yet - it'll take a lot more than water-walking and fly-digestion - but it does seem that maybe we're on our way to this sort of thing.
I'm not an Asimov nut by the way, I just finished reading 'The Complete Robot' the other day and still have it by my desk.
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Think a little about this: in places far away from humans the nature is presumably in some sort of balance. It's also full of insects, far more than any other class of life. As a consequence insects are very important - without insects, or with reduced numbers of insects in the wild, most of the animal life we know wouldn't survive; and a lot of plants are pollinated by insects (not just bees!) - many would disappear.
Muc
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Erm... to be honest, I don't think you've really thought it through yourself.
I mean, places far away from humans are totally irrelevant. There's no need to control the insect population far away from humans, and the point is that the robot approach would allow the precision to control the insect population in designated areas. Even in that small quote I gave, it's being presented as an alternative to chemical pesticides in specific areas and refers to a level of population control rather than eradication.
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I'm a technologist, but why fight nature when cooperating is so much more elegant.
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It's A Miracle! (Score:5, Funny)
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I welcome our new jesusbot overlords.
Re:It's A Miracle! (Score:2)
See, I read that as "cum" before and wondered what the fuck you'd do with lots and lots of cum.
And then I read it as rum and felt slightly foolish and dirty.
BBC article with pictures... (Score:5, Informative)
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looks like the same thing to me.
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Welcome to /. (Score:2, Funny)
Times Have Changed... (Score:3, Funny)
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That's not hope, that's just demoralizing. Now I'm going to have to give up my childhood dream of becoming a 'Scientist who makes cool robots'.
Heartless bastard ...
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Lava-proof (Score:3, Interesting)
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You might find our instructions for walking on hot lava here [instanthawaii.com] most useful. We also pick it up using special kevlar and spun glass gloves that can withstand 2000 F for 20 seconds without breaching.
Aloha
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Quick mover (Score:5, Insightful)
Since these little things rely on some form of surface tension, will a surfact tension modified such as oil or soap affect them.
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I knew it! (Score:5, Funny)
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WWJLA? (What would Jesus Laugh At?)
They'd already put this in practice last year! (Score:5, Informative)
NEWSFLASH (Score:5, Funny)
Film at Eleven.
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Film at Twelve.
Water walking (Score:3, Funny)
Related Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Without a moment's hesitation John jumps from the boat and strides confidently to the shore and takes up position next to Jesus. They embrace, turn and both implore Peter, "Come!" Peter cautiously steps out of the boat and after not even a step sinks to the bottom.
John asks, "Master, should we have told him where the rocks are?"
Unrelated joke (Score:5, Funny)
Days passed, and Jesus was getting nersous. Then he heard a knock on the door:
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Matthew"
"What did you bring with you?"
"Crack-cocaine from Los Angeles"
"Very good my child, come on in"
Jesus opened the door, and Matthew stepped inside
Then there was another knock on the door:
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Peter"
"What did you bring with you?"
"Ecstacy from Amsterdam"
"Very good my child, come on in"
Jesus opened the door and Peter stepped in.
Then there was another knock on the door:
"Who is it?"
"It's me, John"
"What did you bring with you?"
"Khat from Mogadishu"
"Very good my child, come on in"
Jesus opened the door and John stepped in
Then there was another knock on the door:
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Simon"
"What did you bring with you?"
"Heroin from Moscow"
"Very good my child, come on in"
Jesus opened the door and Simon stepped in.
Then there was anothe knock on the door:
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Judas"
"What did you bring with you?"
"DEA motherfuckers! Hands against the wall!"
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Jesus and Moses are playing golf one Saturday with an old friend. Moses tees up first, and hits his ball straight at the water hazard. He lifts his driver up and immediately the waters part, the ground dries up, and his ball rolls right to the green, mere feet from the cup
Jesus is up next. He takes his shot and, again, the ball heads straight for the water. Jesus calmly raises his hand and the ball skims smoothly across the surface of the water and rolls onto the green, just inches from the hole.
Finally, the old man is up. He takes his drive and, sure enough, his ball heads straight for the water hazard. The old man calmly nods his head and a trout jumps out of the water, grabs his ball in its mouth, and splashes back into the water. At that moment a bald eagle swoops down on the trout and snatches him out of the water. The eagle streaks into midair, where he is struck by lightning, dropping the trout onto the green, where the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the cup.
Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Nice shot, dad."
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Mosquito-killer (Score:3, Interesting)
Bye bye mosquito's!!
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so why not (Score:5, Funny)
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capsula? (Score:5, Informative)
Oh -- it looks like they're still being made... I guess it's time to find out my Visa's credit limit.
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Like father like son
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I always liked the modular system. LEGO blocks were cool, but Capsela offered more versatility in terms of what you could build and how well it would stand up to the environment.
I often wonder why more things aren't modular.
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Ice? (Score:3, Funny)
direct link to picture (Score:2)
http://www.google.be/search?q=cache:-PDGwjm17ycJ:
On that page they also have a video.
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The water-walker and the dead-fly eater (Score:3, Interesting)
umm - maybe they could merge, provide pool-cleaning facilities, say.
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Perfect sig for sale - only one careful owner
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We are all doomed (Score:4, Funny)
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RoboStrider '03 (Score:3, Informative)
Eight legs (Score:3, Funny)
We have this already (Score:2, Funny)
Cheap Robot (Score:2, Insightful)
Great! So, show me how!
Robot-Jesus (Score:5, Funny)
Jewish Bot: "We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah."
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Ok, I clicked the links and read...but come one, can't there be a picture of this little thing!! I mean, it loses a little bit of collness factor when I can't see what it looks like walking on water.
Really though, will this really be that important. I am guessing that any application of a water walking robot would require relatively calm and stable water conditions. That basically limits the times and places it could be used. I mean, we already have things that can "walk on water" and can be used almos
my roommate did this as an undergrad (Score:5, Interesting)
Most recently he built a robotic snail that, in its current incarnation, actually goes completely upside down. Oddly enough, he calls it robosnail [mit.edu].
Did I mention the dude makes his own swords [mit.edu]?
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"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
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Snails have 3 modes of locomotion on solid surfaces: forward unduating motion, backward undulating motion, and galloping.
Galloping??? Is that some insightful snail humor or is this for real? It's sorta funny because when I picture this in my head, I expect to see a snail moving at, well, a snail's pace, along with horse clop noises as it moves.
Can anyone share any insights as to what snail galloping is??
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It would also float (Score:3, Interesting)
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The bugs support themselves on water because they're not heavy enough to break the surface tension of water, like a needle that floats."
I don't get it. I have known this since I was a kid.
The Carnegie Mellon site with Pictures (Score:5, Informative)
The CM NanoRobotics home page is here [cmu.edu].
Both have pictures of the bot and many others.
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Forget about the looney cult leaders.. (Score:2, Funny)
OT: "robot news week" (Score:2)
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Of course, it would be much more useful if it could make the water into wine. Or maybe beer. Yes, beer.
No patents! (Score:2, Interesting)
Yet another obscure American reference (Score:5, Funny)
Don't they know that not all of their readers are going to get their obscure American pop culture references? The least they could do is include a link to the guy's website, or something. Besides, I'm sure he could probably use a little publicity outside of the US.
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what would evil robot jesus do? (Score:4, Funny)
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http://www.me.cmu.edu/faculty1/sitti/na
Still trying to figure out why this is a useful invention though...
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We've already done walking, flying and swimming bots, so why not skimming?
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Develop immunity to that!
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You've never used Windows then, have you?
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Spider. Centipede. Woodlouse. Met any of these?
IIRC, the major features of insects are having six legs and a distinct head, thorax, and abdomen. Many small insect-like creatures don't have these.
There is an order of true bugs in the insect kingdom, but that's only one of the meanings of the word, and certainly the less used.
Oh, and nits aren't bugs, either. Formally, they're the eggs of lice, not the lice themselves.
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The word 'bug' is a slang word, a colloquialism. It can be any unseemly crawly thing, from insects to arachnids (spiders, scorpions) to worms to germs (the flu bug) to crustacea (mud bugs). Flaws in designs are also regularly called bugs.
The word 'insect' refers to a specific Linnaean branch of taxonomy, the class of Insectidae. Members of this class, at adult stage, have a three-segment body, six legs, antennae, and functional or non-functional wings. A s
Re:Jesus didn't walk on the water (Score:2, Funny)
Or the feeding the 5000 was a result of a W32.welchia ancestor inside a dodgy scroll?
I can just see it now
Subject: "Are you hungry?"
Bodytext: "Open this attachment now to feed yourself and your family"
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The most prevalent form of the Matthew text is Greek (the most widely understood written language in the region). The Greek word used in the Matthew text is transliterated "peripateo" - to walk. The Greek word for "swim" is transliterated "kolympo" - to bathe or swim.
However, tradition strongly suggests that the original Matthew writings would have favored Hebrew (highly plausible - given his background). If so, it's original form is lost. Yet, there are distinct words for walk and swim in Hebrew, also. Translators understanding both languages would have been able to avoid a confusion pretty easily.
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You are, of course, perfectly aware that Matthew is by no means an original source but just the guy who first took the time to wrote down those Aramaeic telltales he's been hearing so often.
The bible is full of translation errors; the mos
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