Beelsebob writes "Apple have put out a recall on a certain group of PowerBook G4 batteries. If you have a PowerBook G4 (Aluminum) 15" and your battery's model number is A1045, and its serial number starts HQ404, HQ405, HQ406, HQ407, or HQ408, then you could be at risk of it overheating."
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Too bad this recall doesn't include my powerbook's battery... one of the early jaguar updates broke my battery somehow... I've read of other users experiencing the same thing. After the update, the battery's status isn't acurate by any stretch of the imagination. The thing stays at 99% and when it gets close to dying, it just turns off. No warning. Nothing.
It's not a software issue. I've reformatted several times. And it's not a hardware issue, because when I put my battery into my mom's powerbook, the same thing happens on hers. And when I put her battery in mine, it works as expected. blah. sucks.
If it happens in 2 different laptops, then it's the battery, not the software. It is possible that you need to go through the calibration procedure again (Listed in the owners guide for the Powerbook). Otherwise, the battery is probably on it's way to the Charger in the Sky.
Li-Ion/Li-Polymer batteries have a certain life expectancy, after which they won't hold a charge perfectly, and their output voltage fluctuates more than usual, which is what makes the battery meter go wonky.
When only a picture will do, here's one of an affected battery [nilzero.com]. Here's another of the desk [nilzero.com]. Having "only" four known incidents doesn't matter when you're one of the four.
This is actually somewhat surprising as Apple has always been careful not to burn people's laps. Dell laptops, OTOH, have been known to cause injuries from the high temperatures at which they operate. I'm guessing that's why Apple has been so careful about the temperature of their laptops.
FYI, the iBook I'm typing this on keeps cool enough not to even need the fan running. The only time the fan kicks in is when I place it on a poor surface (e.g. a blanket while watching a movie). Even then, it never gets h
I have an iBook too, and it runs at a reasonable temperature... But I have heard and read comments and complaints about the heat of Titanium and Aluminum Powerbooks since they were first introduced .
They're not _that_ hot. They are very warm, but they don't burn you. It's the side effect of having a case made out of aluminum (what do they make heatsinks out of? aluminum.)
I can only get mine (15", 1.33GHz) warm enough to turn the fan on when I'm using 100% CPU _and_ GPU. The CPU alone doesn't get it too hot.
I find that when my AlBook is plugged in, with the processor performance set to "High", it averages around 130 degrees. When maxing out the CPU or taxing the graphics, though, it will go up to 143 degrees, at which point the fan turns on. If I unplug it, it gets much, much cooler - 100 degrees or so. --Quentin
It's possible that the graphics card is putting out a lot of heat, although the battery will heat up if its power draw is increased. Does you PowerBook have a fan that kicks in when this happens?
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Thursday August 19, 2004 @01:56PM (#10015630)
What does "recondition the battery" mean?
The battery circuitry tracks charge level and usage patterns to estimate how much time you have left. If you go for a while without draning the battery all the way, the estimates can become inaccurate. Therefore it is recommended that you deep-cycle the battery about once a month, draining it all the way then charging it all the way up. This reminds the circuitry of the actual capacity of the battery, and this is what is called reconditioning.
Don't be tempted to drain the battery every time. While deep-cycling was necessary with NiCads and NiMH batteries, it's bad for Li-ion batteries.
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Thursday August 19, 2004 @01:16PM (#10015178)
But the fact that linux can achieve this same effect in just software really shows the power of open source. (insert keyboard characters to show humor)
I have the PB 15" (1.25 GHz). And while I've never had it on my lap while playing, say, Unreal 2004, it's never been that hot. It's actually run cooler than most of my other noitebooks.
The PB 12, on the other hand, feels like it just came out of the oven. That thing heats up like a hot plate on a summer day. It's ony of the main reasons I decided to get the 15" instead (that, and I wanted to use it as my main computer and the screen was just annoying).
But truthfully, m Powerbook has been the best comp
couldnt agree more..got a powerbook as a longtime linux/freebsd/windows user and love it. I still hate mac people more often than not, but i love the pb.
For a company that puts so much emphasis on portable devices, Apple certainly has a lot of problems [ipodbatteryfaq.com] with [macnn.com] batteries [operationgadget.com].
For a company that puts so much emphasis on portable devices, Apple certainly has a lot of problems with batteries.
And you didn't even link the most dramatic case, that of actual exploding batteries [wired.com]. And no, this isn't some Nokia-like third party battery situation, these were the real Apple-supplied batteries (though that article does go out of the way to point out they were "Sony-made").
Apple's got some real quality control issues, despite their reputation. They seem to have at least one or two recalls per year for various reasons ranging from defective batteries to defective power supplies to defective screens, as well as other problems that are common complaints but that they do nothing about (such as the iPod battery service life issue). The recall I noted above was actually a safety issue, and I would guess the overheating batteries in the G4 PB's might be a safety issue as well.
I'd still buy an Apple for other reasons, but quality control is not one of them, public perception notwithstanding. They're certainly no better than any other manufacturer and may actually be somewhat worse (IBM, for example, has had fewer recalls over the same period).
Apple's got some real quality control issues, despite their reputation. They seem to have at least one or two recalls per year for various reasons ranging from defective batteries to defective power supplies to defective screens, as well as other problems that are common complaints but that they do nothing about (such as the iPod battery service life issue). The recall I noted above was actually a safety issue, and I would guess the overheating batteries in the G4 PB's might be a safety issue as well.
Guess their "reputation" also includes independent consumer reports studies [maccentral.com]... (note: link is to maccentral forums, but the info is from valid consumer reports articles... updated as of Jun04, I checked).
And you didn't even link the most dramatic case, that of actual exploding batteries. And no, this isn't some Nokia-like third party battery situation, these were the real Apple-supplied batteries (though that article does go out of the way to point out they were "Sony-made").
Apple's got some real quality control issues, despite their reputation.
Too bad (for you) that not a single one of those 5300s exploded in the lap of a customer, because Apple found out about the problem before any machines where shipped. Which means they had good quality control. Quite unlike Dell, over and over again.
For a company that puts so much emphasis on portable devices, Apple certainly has a lot of problems...
I don't think that's a paradox -- Apple is continually pushing to have the smallest, lightest, longest-lasting portable devices and that means early adoption of new battery technology and enclosures. It's not surprising that their products run into more issues than boat-anchor Toshibas or MP3 players powered by AA batteries.
Once again: the issue isn't that the battery life is bad. The issue is that they claim the battery life as one thing then it turns out to be another. See iBook and 3rd-generation iPod.
Do you even own an iBook, PB or iPod? Or are you just repeating second-hand gossip from a friend of a friend who once knew someone who thought he saw a PowerBook one time on a train?
Neither of my PowerBooks nor my 2nd and 3rd gen iPods have any battery problems at all. After 2 years my 2nd gen iPod still ran for 8 hours and my 3rd gen is better.
Take your FUD and stick it where the sun don't shine.
I owned a 3G player and it was horrible. Had 4 friends with 3G's as well. All had the exact same problem though they didn't realize it. 3G players had bad batteries by design and I'm convinced it's 100% of production.
How long does yours last off the charger when you aren't using it? Any iPod competitor would last a month or more. 3G iPods won't come close to a week.
The 1G players weren't the worst ones for battery problems. Even the best, properly working 3G players had crappy batteries. Take a properly working 3G player, charge it and remove it from charge. Three days later it's mostly dead.
Don't have a 4G, but the 1G players were by far the best of the first 3.
Making a battery last a long time doesn't "push the edge" of battery tech. Making it last a short time does. Batteries inherently prefer slow discharge rates. Perhaps Apple should push a little harder.
Curiously, Apple notebooks already have less than half the processor power of PC versions. You'd think with so little CPU they'd have an easier time of it. PC builders don't seem to have to reduce processor speeds to work.
Just goes to show that there is nothing new under the sun. It has happened before [highbeam.com]. Rather annoying and shameful for Apple that is should happen again in one of the most popular powerbooks.
Jesus, everyone blows that out of proportion, like 5300's were exploding left and right. It happened in an Apple test lab, with a PREPRODUCTION model, with a DEFECTIVE BATTERY supplied by the battery manufacturer. I have no idea where MacNN got that it was two batteries.
Not a single customer was affected by the problem- Apple took the precautionary measure of switching to NiMH after the problem, and most people never even saw a Lithium Ion battery in their 5300.
So, I ask, how could they possibly have handled the problem any better, mmm? Comparing it to the iPod battery bit, which was not handled as well- is absurd.
You're probably right. I'm an Apple user myself and am not looking to bash Apple or something. But for a computer company that compares itself to BMW it is not acceptable that something like that should be possible at all. If you buy a BMW you don't want a model that has been known to be losing wheels in preproduction runs on the test circuit.
You're probably right. I'm an Apple user myself and am not looking to bash Apple or something. But for a computer company that compares itself to BMW it is not acceptable that something like that should be possible at all. If you buy a BMW you don't want a model that has been known to be losing wheels in preproduction runs on the test circuit.
Yeah, you won't find a respectable company like BMW issuing recalls due to dangerous product defects [bbc.co.uk]
Yeah they use a couple of those obsolete Intel CPUs to handle battery power management. What are they called now.... hmm oh yes Pentium 4 EE (EE for Energy Efficient I think).
At least they manufactured these batteries using the improved Li-ion technology, if it was the older style it wouldnt just overheat, it'd most likely start a runaway reaction that would end in quite toasted laptops. I think it was 150 Degrees F or so that this would start at, i know i heard of several cell phones left in hot cars that did this, and at least 1 nokia that burnt up while charging.
But I knew a guy who did that. Ya see, he came home one night, drunk, and the power was out. But he had to piss. So he went into the bathroom. Lights were out. So he used the cigarette lighter to provide light so he could aim. Then he grabbed his willy so that he could piss. He grabbed it with the hand holding the lit cigarette lighter.
Funny, yes. Bu you can put it in hibernation and then look at the battery. I did, and lo and behold. The battery starts with HQ407, so I have filled out the form on the Apple recall site.
"Funny, yes. But you can put it in hibernation and then look at the battery. I did, and lo and behold. The battery starts with HQ407, so I have filled out the form on the Apple recall site."
That reminds me of when I was on a flight from Boston to Seattle and I was doing some work on the flight using my PowerBook. The battery started getting really low, and I remember saving my documents (Word, Keynote and Dreamweaver, if my memory serves me) and closing the lid, turning the laptop over and yanking out the battery... The man sitting next to me started to say "Hey, I don't think..." while I slapped in a fresh battery and opened up the lid, resuming my work where I had left off. "Wow, that's amazing!" he exclaimed. "Yeah, it is nice to be able to work the whole time during these long flights." I replied. To my horror the moron (who was using an older model Thinkpad) flips his laptop over and proceeds to rip out his battery right before my very eyes only to discover, moments later, that his computer didn't support hibernation mode quite as well.
He didn't save his work before attempting said stunt.
A1045 is like saying "The Chevy Malibu." The serial numbers are like saying "if your VIN number starts with..." or more broadly "models made between 1995 and 1997."
My battery is model number A1045, but it's serial number is not in the supplied list. Therefore, mine doesn't have a problem.
"After serial number verification, a new battery will be shipped to you free of charge. When you receive the replacement battery, please use the same shipping envelope and included prepaid shipping label to return the recalled battery to Apple."
How appropriate, they're using an in-the-field hot-swap method.;-)
"The swap's hot, so it doesn't get too hot." (my version of Yogi Berra's logic in the infamous AFLAC Barber Shop commercial [crawford.com].)
"I actually saw a salesguy at the Apple Store try to sell a Powerbook while it was on fire! True story. The customer was hesitant at first, but when he offered to throw in a refurbished 5GB iPod with spare battery assembly kit for an additional $179, the customer caved in. Another AppleStore salesguy chimed in and moved in to assist. He added that this Powerbook will virtually seemlessly integrate to the 2007 BMW 6 series."
Total cost of Mac ownership: $2199(powerbook) +$179(refurb/discoun ted iPod) +$45999-67000 estimated MSRP(BMW 6Series)options vary
TCO = ~49000-70000 USDollars.
This independent case study brought to you buy MSFT/Dell.
Let me say that these batteries suck ass. I don't know if anyone else has had similar experiences with their 15" TiPB (please comment here if you have) where battery life seems to drop like a stone even when the laptop is asleep. It used to last nearly three hours, and that was even under heavy load. Now adays, not even a year after my purchase, just sitting idle will kill my battery in roughly one and a half hours. When I contacted Apple, I really just got snubbed. They claimed that the PMU wasn't "calibrated" right and I needed to drain the battery to zero, reset the firmware, then charge back up to 100%. No change (and that even sounds like a bad idea with lithium ion batterries). Anyone have any luck getting replacements in light of horrible performance?
Well if you mistreat your battery it wil do that. It's not just Apple either. I killed one battery by leaving the PowerBook in the car in the summer, and an iBook battery by forgetting it overnight in the winter (we had some -5 degree nights last winter). I also killed a cell batery on one of those occasions, and a Compaq LiIon battery on another.
A great way to kill your batteries is to let them sit when they're discharged. LiIon needs to be charged as much as possible. We lost about forty batteries at my
And could you explain to me how I've abused my battery? Is using the laptop the same as abuse? When I say "idle", I was describing the state of the system, not what I was doing with the laptop. Imagine I'm reading Slashdot or some document, as opposed to, say, a code-compile-debug development cycle.
I killed one battery by leaving the PowerBook in the car in the summer, and an iBook battery by forgetting it overnight in the winter...
In other news, air cooled by the frigid waters deep in Lake Ontario started bringing relief to G4 Powerbooks in downtown Toronto on Tuesday after the valves were symbolically opened on the multi-million-dollar project.
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/08/1 8/0056252&tid=126&tid=14 [slashdot.org]
My friend was over at my place last night gaming with one of the affected Macs. Lo and behold, the battery was hot as hell after a few hours. I think I could find a use for the defective battery, though.
Run laptop for 2 hours. Remove battery. Find sleeping roommate/spouse. Put hot battery in roommate's/spouse's left hand. Watch person piss themselves. Retrieve battery. Laugh.
It's a lot simpler than using the warm water/left-hand/piss in your pants trick, since no one will ever suspect the battery.
Actually, the cells in these batteries ARE replaceable - they are common double AA's. (It has been disputed they may not be, but I have actually taken a G4 battery apart - rechargeable Lithium Ion Batteries) I wish they'd make the casing easier to split apart though.
The defective batteries were manufactured the last week of 2003. Get the feeling the regular (senior) QC people were taking the whole week off and the poor slobs at the bottom of the totem pole were stuck at work during the holiday?
(yes, both Christmas and New Years Day are Korean holidays)
This is an excellent idea. Perhaps the airlines were too hasty in letting laptops in general be plugged in.
I'm writing my letter now! I think it's an FAA issue, and not a TSA issue, but the TSA could be on the look-out for those power adapters if the traveller is using a PowerBook.
They aren't just replacing a defective (and potentially very dangerous) part, nor are they providing the expected warrantee services, they're giving you something for free! How nice of them!
"The tires sold with the car were defective, and the treads seperated at highway speeds, and I'm now a quadrapalegic and both my children are dead. But check it out, Ford's giving me free tires! What an AWESOME compnay!"
Actually, it isn't Apple's fault. It's the fault of the battery manufacturer, LG Chem, Ltd. of South Korea; the recall is only on batteries manufactured during the last week of December.
Mmmm (Score:5, Funny)
OUCH!! (Score:2, Funny)
mannnnnn (Score:4, Interesting)
It's not a software issue. I've reformatted several times. And it's not a hardware issue, because when I put my battery into my mom's powerbook, the same thing happens on hers. And when I put her battery in mine, it works as expected. blah. sucks.
Re:mannnnnn (Score:5, Informative)
Li-Ion/Li-Polymer batteries have a certain life expectancy, after which they won't hold a charge perfectly, and their output voltage fluctuates more than usual, which is what makes the battery meter go wonky.
Hope that helps.
Re:mannnnnn (Score:5, Informative)
http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=86
Essentially, you just need to charge your batter to full, then use it until it goes to sleep and it will recalibrate itself.
Re:Mmmm (Score:5, Interesting)
Having "only" four known incidents doesn't matter when you're one of the four.
yaay! (Score:5, Funny)
Gotta get your priorities straight, s'all.
Re:yaay! (Score:3, Funny)
Yes... it's two yrs old, but it's still funny in small doses.
Re:yaay! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:yaay! (Score:4, Funny)
*Points finger* Nyeah nyeah nyeah!
:)
Re:yaay! (Score:2, Funny)
Best news I've heard all day. I'm tired of using condoms.
(Moves laptop from table to lap)
So that's why... (Score:5, Funny)
could be worse... (Score:4, Funny)
replace (Score:5, Informative)
Forbes [forbes.com]
I had always felt there was an overheating problem. People in the newsgroups and suggested that I recondition my battery... which maybe helped some.
Anyway, glad to know that I'll be getting a new battery out of it.
AC
Re:replace (Score:3, Insightful)
FYI, the iBook I'm typing this on keeps cool enough not to even need the fan running. The only time the fan kicks in is when I place it on a poor surface (e.g. a blanket while watching a movie). Even then, it never gets h
Re:replace (Score:2)
Re:replace (Score:5, Insightful)
I can only get mine (15", 1.33GHz) warm enough to turn the fan on when I'm using 100% CPU _and_ GPU. The CPU alone doesn't get it too hot.
Re:replace (Score:5, Informative)
--Quentin
Re:replace (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.bresink.de/osx/TemperatureMonitor.html [bresink.de]
--Quentin
Re:replace (Score:2)
Re:replace (Score:5, Informative)
The battery circuitry tracks charge level and usage patterns to estimate how much time you have left. If you go for a while without draning the battery all the way, the estimates can become inaccurate. Therefore it is recommended that you deep-cycle the battery about once a month, draining it all the way then charging it all the way up. This reminds the circuitry of the actual capacity of the battery, and this is what is called reconditioning.
Don't be tempted to drain the battery every time. While deep-cycling was necessary with NiCads and NiMH batteries, it's bad for Li-ion batteries.
Recipe for Caramel Apple Powerbooks (Score:5, Funny)
2. Place pieces unwrapped on keyboard of Powerbook and turn on. Place the pieces on every other key to allow maximum coverage of Caramel
3. Let over heat and allow Caramel to spread
4. Enjoy!
You forgot one step... (Score:3, Funny)
It already overheats. (Score:5, Funny)
I know I'm going to get modded down for this... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know I'm going to get modded down for this... (Score:4, Funny)
I know I'm going to get modded up for this... (Score:5, Funny)
One could argue... (Score:3, Insightful)
One could argue that they were never in the gene pool to begin with.
Re:I know I'm going to get modded down for this... (Score:2)
Re:It already overheats. (Score:3, Informative)
The PB 12, on the other hand, feels like it just came out of the oven. That thing heats up like a hot plate on a summer day. It's ony of the main reasons I decided to get the 15" instead (that, and I wanted to use it as my main computer and the screen was just annoying).
But truthfully, m Powerbook has been the best comp
Re:It already overheats. (Score:2)
it does get pretty toasty sometimes!
Re:It already overheats. (Score:3, Funny)
Year of the Portable my butt (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:5, Interesting)
And you didn't even link the most dramatic case, that of actual exploding batteries [wired.com]. And no, this isn't some Nokia-like third party battery situation, these were the real Apple-supplied batteries (though that article does go out of the way to point out they were "Sony-made").
Apple's got some real quality control issues, despite their reputation. They seem to have at least one or two recalls per year for various reasons ranging from defective batteries to defective power supplies to defective screens, as well as other problems that are common complaints but that they do nothing about (such as the iPod battery service life issue). The recall I noted above was actually a safety issue, and I would guess the overheating batteries in the G4 PB's might be a safety issue as well.
I'd still buy an Apple for other reasons, but quality control is not one of them, public perception notwithstanding. They're certainly no better than any other manufacturer and may actually be somewhat worse (IBM, for example, has had fewer recalls over the same period).
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:5, Informative)
Guess their "reputation" also includes independent consumer reports studies [maccentral.com]... (note: link is to maccentral forums, but the info is from valid consumer reports articles... updated as of Jun04, I checked).
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:4, Insightful)
Too bad (for you) that not a single one of those 5300s exploded in the lap of a customer, because Apple found out about the problem before any machines where shipped. Which means they had good quality control. Quite unlike Dell, over and over again.
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't think that's a paradox -- Apple is continually pushing to have the smallest, lightest, longest-lasting portable devices and that means early adoption of new battery technology and enclosures. It's not surprising that their products run into more issues than boat-anchor Toshibas or MP3 players powered by AA batteries.
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:2)
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:2, Informative)
Do you even own an iBook, PB or iPod? Or are you just repeating second-hand gossip from a friend of a friend who once knew someone who thought he saw a PowerBook one time on a train?
Neither of my PowerBooks nor my 2nd and 3rd gen iPods have any battery problems at all. After 2 years my 2nd gen iPod still ran for 8 hours and my 3rd gen is better.
Take your FUD and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:2)
How long does yours last off the charger when you aren't using it? Any iPod competitor would last a month or more. 3G iPods won't come close to a week.
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:3, Informative)
Don't have a 4G, but the 1G players were by far the best of the first 3.
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:2)
Curiously, Apple notebooks already have less than half the processor power of PC versions. You'd think with so little CPU they'd have an easier time of it. PC builders don't seem to have to reduce processor speeds to work.
Re:Year of the Portable my butt (Score:2)
::Looks at battery (Score:5, Funny)
I WON! I won! (Score:3, Funny)
never mind.
History repeating itself (Score:3, Informative)
Re:History repeating itself (Score:2, Informative)
http://news.com.com/Dell+recalls+notebook+batterie s+suspected+of+fire+hazard/2100-1040_3-247023.html [com.com]
http://news.com.com/Verizon+recalls+cell+phone+bat teries/2100-1039_3-5248584.html [com.com]
that was a preproduction machine (Score:5, Interesting)
Jesus, everyone blows that out of proportion, like 5300's were exploding left and right. It happened in an Apple test lab, with a PREPRODUCTION model, with a DEFECTIVE BATTERY supplied by the battery manufacturer. I have no idea where MacNN got that it was two batteries.
Not a single customer was affected by the problem- Apple took the precautionary measure of switching to NiMH after the problem, and most people never even saw a Lithium Ion battery in their 5300.
So, I ask, how could they possibly have handled the problem any better, mmm? Comparing it to the iPod battery bit, which was not handled as well- is absurd.
Re:that was a preproduction machine (Score:2)
Re:that was a preproduction machine (Score:5, Interesting)
Yeah, you won't find a respectable company like BMW issuing recalls due to dangerous product defects [bbc.co.uk]
Re:that was a preproduction machine (Score:2)
Re:History repeating itself (Score:2)
Hm (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hm (Score:2)
Yeah they use a couple of those obsolete Intel CPUs to handle battery power management. What are they called now.... hmm oh yes Pentium 4 EE (EE for Energy Efficient I think).
Look at the date of manufacture.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Look at the date of manufacture.... (Score:5, Funny)
Ah (Score:5, Funny)
I think "don't burn your penis" is good general advice as well, not just in regards to laptops.
Way offtopic (Score:2, Funny)
He was very drunk...
Not as bad as it could be (Score:2, Informative)
Dear Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Here, lemme just pop out the battery and check my serial numb
Re:Dear Slashdot (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Dear Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
That reminds me of when I was on a flight from Boston to Seattle and I was doing some work on the flight using my PowerBook. The battery started getting really low, and I remember saving my documents (Word, Keynote and Dreamweaver, if my memory serves me) and closing the lid, turning the laptop over and yanking out the battery... The man sitting next to me started to say "Hey, I don't think..." while I slapped in a fresh battery and opened up the lid, resuming my work where I had left off. "Wow, that's amazing!" he exclaimed. "Yeah, it is nice to be able to work the whole time during these long flights." I replied. To my horror the moron (who was using an older model Thinkpad) flips his laptop over and proceeds to rip out his battery right before my very eyes only to discover, moments later, that his computer didn't support hibernation mode quite as well.
He didn't save his work before attempting said stunt.
We didn't talk much after that.
Hmm... (Score:2, Funny)
A couple more details (Score:5, Informative)
Also LG Phones (Score:2)
The lengths they went to to emphasize the batteries were not really LG made me wonder...
I can see it now (Score:5, Funny)
Guy #2: "Yeah, it is pretty sexy I guess."
Guy #1: "No, I mean it is singeing my pubes dude."
O_o (Score:2)
Re:O_o (Score:5, Funny)
I *always* wear pants (or another suitable garment to cover my genitals) when in the same room with other men, whether I'm using a computer or not.
Re:O_o (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, wait, it's Slashdot. My bad.
One more... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:One more... (Score:4, Informative)
A1045 is the model number, not the serial number.
A1045 is like saying "The Chevy Malibu." The serial numbers are like saying "if your VIN number starts with
My battery is model number A1045, but it's serial number is not in the supplied list. Therefore, mine doesn't have a problem.
Re:One more... (Score:2, Informative)
From Apple's site:
A. No, only batteries with Model No. A1045 and serial numbers beginning with: HQ404, HQ405, HQ406, HQ407, HQ408 are affected by the recall program.
Re:One more... (Score:2)
New battery!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Those third degree burns are finally starting to pay off!!!!
The Replacement Process (Score:5, Funny)
How appropriate, they're using an in-the-field hot-swap method.
"The swap's hot, so it doesn't get too hot." (my version of Yogi Berra's logic in the infamous AFLAC Barber Shop commercial [crawford.com].)
Apple Store (Score:3, Funny)
Another AppleStore salesguy chimed in and moved in to assist. He added that this Powerbook will virtually seemlessly integrate to the 2007 BMW 6 series."
Total cost of Mac ownership:
$2199(powerbook)
+$179(refurb/discou
+$45999-67000 estimated MSRP(BMW 6Series)options vary
TCO = ~49000-70000 USDollars.
This independent case study brought to you buy MSFT/Dell.
I wish I could get a replacement... (Score:3, Informative)
Let me say that these batteries suck ass. I don't know if anyone else has had similar experiences with their 15" TiPB (please comment here if you have) where battery life seems to drop like a stone even when the laptop is asleep. It used to last nearly three hours, and that was even under heavy load. Now adays, not even a year after my purchase, just sitting idle will kill my battery in roughly one and a half hours. When I contacted Apple, I really just got snubbed. They claimed that the PMU wasn't "calibrated" right and I needed to drain the battery to zero, reset the firmware, then charge back up to 100%. No change (and that even sounds like a bad idea with lithium ion batterries). Anyone have any luck getting replacements in light of horrible performance?
Re:I wish I could get a replacement... (Score:3, Informative)
A great way to kill your batteries is to let them sit when they're discharged. LiIon needs to be charged as much as possible. We lost about forty batteries at my
Re:I wish I could get a replacement... (Score:2)
And could you explain to me how I've abused my battery? Is using the laptop the same as abuse? When I say "idle", I was describing the state of the system, not what I was doing with the laptop. Imagine I'm reading Slashdot or some document, as opposed to, say, a code-compile-debug development cycle.
I have kept this
Just in time! (Score:2, Funny)
Alt. use for defective battery - practical jokes (Score:2, Funny)
Run laptop for 2 hours. Remove battery. Find sleeping roommate/spouse. Put hot battery in roommate's/spouse's left hand. Watch person piss themselves. Retrieve battery. Laugh.
It's a lot simpler than using the warm water/left-hand/piss in your pants trick, since no one will ever suspect the battery.
Illustration of where to find the numbers (Score:2)
Common AA's (Score:2, Funny)
Support the engineers who build their devices around common, replaceable batteries. You really can buy lithium-ion cells. And metal-hydride cells.
Re:Common AA's - they are (Score:5, Informative)
See an xray here [www.pooh.cz]
Battery Timing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You know... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Mmmm... (Score:2)
Wait, so here in the West, I burn the Powerbook? I think you got it backwards...
Re:Mmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm writing a letter to the FAA and TSA right n (Score:2)
I'm writing my letter now! I think it's an FAA issue, and not a TSA issue, but the TSA could be on the look-out for those power adapters if the traveller is using a PowerBook.
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm writing a letter to the FAA and TSA right n (Score:2)
Wouldn't common sense dictate you want them to plug into the system and remove the battery?
Re:Apple fanboys !!! (Score:2, Insightful)
They aren't just replacing a defective (and potentially very dangerous) part, nor are they providing the expected warrantee services, they're giving you something for free! How nice of them!
"The tires sold with the car were defective, and the treads seperated at highway speeds, and I'm now a quadrapalegic and both my children are dead. But check it out, Ford's giving me free tires! What an AWESOME compnay!"
Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How unusual for Apple! (Score:2)
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows ME
Okay, that's a little harsh, I'm sorry...
Re:How unusual for Apple! (Score:2)
Re:IMPOSSIBLE! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I used to be sold on PowerBooks (Score:3, Insightful)
There are extremely annoying Windows and Linux users as well. There are even extremely annoying people who don't use computers. So what?
2) "Total Cost of 0wnership" study showing how laughably weak MacOS is, even though "it has teh UNIX!"
Sorry, what are you referring to?
3) The OS is proprietary, as is the hardware. Expensive and hard to come by.
Yes, the OS and hardware are proprietary. That's not g