Small Supercomputer, XPC, Notebook, and Gaming Thingy 142
kidgenius, SpinnerBait, and anonymous readers wrote in with four fun tales of small devices doing cool things. IBM has built a supercomputer the size of a TV, using 1000 PPC-based CPUs. Shuttle
recently began shipping their
AMD Athlon 64 based XPC, the size of a breadbox. Sony has a new
0.4" thick VAIO notebook (scroll down). And a European company is about to introduce the
Gametrac,
a handheld WinCE gaming gadget with 3D, Bluetooth, SMS, MP3 playback, MPEG4 video playback, camera, and -- interestingly -- GPS tracking. "The system allows the parents to establish 'fences,' which, when entered by the child, cause a notification to be sent to the parents in the form of either an SMS message or an email." Hmmm.
Hah, Apple beat them to it. (Score:1)
Re:Hah, Apple beat them to it. (Score:3, Informative)
It's just a cube, not an iCube.
Re:Hah, Apple beat them to it. (Score:1)
Re:Hah, Apple beat them to it. (Score:2)
Wait--I'm A sleepless Idiot (Score:2)
GPS tracking (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:GPS tracking (Score:3, Funny)
I can just hear my parents:
Re:GPS tracking (Score:5, Funny)
Re:GPS tracking (Score:2)
Re:GPS tracking (Score:2)
"Alarm is sent to parents when device is carried outside of prescribed zone." Uh, won't that simply teach children to set the device down before wandering off?
I don't care what it teaches kids, as long as my "Big Brother" doesn't give me one of these things for my birthday or otherwise force me to carry it around.
Now, where did I leave my tinfoil hat?
Re:GPS tracking (Score:1)
Re:GPS tracking (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:GPS tracking (Score:1)
Re:GPS tracking (Score:2)
vaio not so thin (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:4, Funny)
"...the size of a breadbox..."
"...notebook..."
I know exactly what the size of TVs, breadboxes, and notebooks are! Good thing were talking about precise, scientific dimensions here -- unlike NASA's problem with converting standard to metric....
Was that a 13" black and white or a 57" HDTV rear projection supercomputer?
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:3, Funny)
The breadbox was a WinnaBagel 9000, with fold-out dinette and a tow-bar for your SUV.
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:2)
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:2)
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:2)
The IBM ThinkPad manual for the T20 I had said that the pointer moving of its own accord every now and then (I think they meant immediately after you lift your finger off it, but I can't recall right now) was "normal" behaviour, and that the way to deal with it was to just ignore it (and the pointer will stop on its own). It never happened to me, but I'm curious if this is what you're talking about, or if it's another problem entirely?
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:2)
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:2)
for gaming (it's like a joystick on the keyboard
Holy crap you can play FPS games properly with a trackpoint?! I'd hate to see you with a proper mouse... You wouldn't happen to be the guy on PAGN on Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory who always frags me, would you...
Re:vaio not so thin (Score:2)
allows parents. (Score:5, Insightful)
however, i don't think it would be good parenting (though, really.. who am i to judge) to use tracking like this as a first, second, or even third option. a little trust goes a long way.
Re:allows parents. (Score:3, Insightful)
To me, the term fits today's paranoid parent perfectly.
And to all of those who will reply "they're my kids, I can do what I please with 'em" and "wait till you have kids and you realize just how hard it is to keep them out of trouble"?
These are the exact same arguments I heard growing
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
I'd be surprised, but I have to watch TV first.
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
What about the part where beating your kids is illegal? minior detail you missed there bub
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
beating your kids != knowing where your kids are
In a day and age where kids are walking into schools and killing classmates I don't think that allowing parents to know where their kids are at all times is too much to ask.
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
So you want to raise an alarm if your kid goes to a school?
Re:allows parents. (Score:1, Interesting)
As far as the government trackin
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
There's no way of saying how effective this will be until
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
Re:allows parents. (Score:2)
Phsycological research says that there are several levels of morality. The two most common are based on rules and principles, respectively.
Tracking me (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Tracking me (Score:2)
Re:Tracking me (Score:2)
Re:Tracking me (Score:2)
Really, this was satire... not to bash or anything...
Zodiac! (Score:4, Informative)
BTW, Fedex says they are delivering mine this evening.
Now, we do the dance of joy! Hup! Ho! Hay!
Thank god (Score:5, Funny)
Thank God. For a second I was a little scared. I mean, my parents need me to program their VCR to stop flashing 12. My dad thought his shift key was broken, when in reality his entire keyboard wasn't working. My guess is that the kids are going to be able to either change the "fence", disable it, make it so it doesn't notify the parents, or simply not take it with them.
Just goes to show, digital rights management isn't the only easy thing to crack, organic rights management is too.
Re:Thank god (Score:4, Funny)
So it comes to this... (Score:1)
WTF? Now we even need tin foil hats for our frickin' Game Boys?
Tracking children (Score:5, Insightful)
How is it that adults can never seem to remember just how elusive they were themselves, as children
Here's a hint to the parents - they'll leave it at home if it gets them into trouble
Simon
Re:Tracking children (Score:1, Insightful)
Don't believe me? Watch an episode of Leave it to Beaver and lets talk. Today that title would be a p0rn series.
I'm sure the Smart family (had their child abducted in Utah) would have loved to have had some device to track their daughters whereabouts.
Eventually these things will get down to the size where they can be integrated into jewelry. And yes, that can be a good thing.
And like all good thin
Re:Tracking children (Score:2)
Ask any person who grew up in the 40s and 50s how many times they got beat as a child. Wally and the Beav never seemed to be disciplined. You're right, things have changed since my parents were kids. For the better, if you ask me. I'll take a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of being gunned down at school over a 1 in 2 chance of being beaten because I spilled some milk any day, thanks.
And you also of course realize that Elizabeth
Parent fences (Score:2, Funny)
When I can shock the little tykes who violate the perimeter, they just might see some of my money.
Hey, we can find it now! (Score:2)
almost a good design (Score:3, Insightful)
could use a bigger HD, too, for my tastes...
Re:almost a good design (Score:3, Interesting)
That's marketing drivel for you. Nevertheless, other than the keyboard placement, it does look pretty nice (and thin).
Re:almost a good design (Score:1)
Using one with the "the Gap" actually causes me pain, and I've been coddling my thinkpad with out the gap until something similiar came out.
I was even considering buying a new Toshiba convertible Tabletpc, because of the lack of the gap.
Good to know there are other opti
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN (Score:2)
Size of a television.... (Score:1, Troll)
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:2)
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:2)
Cool. And from there we can express the number of teraflops per unit of average college student.
College Student Teraflops = 2 teraflops * 25 (WR students in a Beetle) [guinnessworldrecords.com] / 0.0012.
Find that info anywhere else on the net, I dare ya!
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:1)
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:2)
This is how things like this happens:
IBM engineers make this box probably approx. the size of a z/800 or S/390. Marketing sees that they can't send out something like "the size of a large mainframe cut in two" so they sends it out as "the size of a dishwasher" because people will understand that.
But jounalists then don't think that's sexy enough and think that "a dishwasher is like a big TV" and sends it out as "the size of a TV".
There
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:2)
Re:Size of a television.... (Score:1)
(Link shamelessly blagged from a post further down the
GPS Tracking and Fences (Score:5, Interesting)
So, for example, a PC at home could switch on lights/heating/whatever, or my gf would know I'm nearly home (so she can start dinner, or knows that I'll be there soon to take our daughter off her hands and/or will be able to go out soon, whatever).
Re:GPS Tracking and Fences (Score:2)
You can already do all of that (seriously) with a Sony Ericsson t610/t616 phone and an iMac
Re:GPS Tracking and Fences (Score:1)
Now that is a valid use for the device...
Re:GPS Tracking and Fences (Score:2)
Jesus H, 1000 CPUs must be hot (Score:3, Insightful)
That thing could cause a China Syndrome if not cooled correctly.
Re:Jesus H, 1000 CPUs must be hot (Score:2)
Re:Jesus H, 1000 CPUs must be hot (Score:2)
Re:Jesus H, 1000 CPUs must be hot (Score:2)
Re:Jesus H, 1000 CPUs must be hot (Score:2)
These gaming systems are a godsend! (Score:4, Funny)
Please think of the children, and purchase one immediately!
Signed,
Cindy Lou Anderson, High Screamer
More Info on IBM Machine (Score:5, Informative)
Also interesting to note is that IBM says this is the same processors that will be in next-gen consoles from Nintendo and Sony that are due out next year
Re:More Info on IBM Machine (Score:3, Informative)
This is not true. BlueGene/L uses custom processors based on the PowerPC 440.
Re:More Info on IBM Machine (Score:2)
Lo-Jack Jr. (Score:1)
"Little joey was last seen at the bus stop, but his Gametrac somehow made it to the basement of St Paul's Church down the street."
Great! (Score:2)
BUT... Where the f* is my pocket watch with 22" screen??? @#$@$@
Re:Great! (Score:1)
Re:Great! (Score:2)
Sorry, Linux only:)
Tracking (Score:4, Funny)
I'm generally against this type of thing, but any parent who has been enjoying some late afternoon intercourse on the living room floor only to be surprised by their child coming home early from a friends house will see this for the godsend it truly is.
And no, that's not a hypothetical situation above.
Re:Tracking (Score:2)
Re:Tracking (Score:5, Funny)
"Maybe if you have kids that could barge in on you you shouldn't be having sex in your living room? That would be a much more sensible and much more correct way of stopping it. Not to mention the last time I had sex, I wasn't exactly about to glance at a computer screen in the middle of it."
I am willing to bet the last time you had sex, you were ALREADY looking at a computer screen.
OK, that was uncalled for, and I'm sure you are a nice guy, but the straight line was too much to resist. Hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
Re:Tracking (Score:2)
GPS tracking (Score:1, Interesting)
So you'll have to teach litte Johnny to walk around outdoors with a clear view of the sky for it to work.
Re:GPS tracking (Score:2)
(The idea is; if the unit knows the time accuratly enough (from the network) has current, up to date satelite orbit data, and a rough estimate of where it is on the planet it hs an easier time filtering out noise and picking up a
small supercomputer? hah (Score:2)
Re:small supercomputer? hah (Score:2)
Huh? Since when did ANYONE (including IBM) consider the PC a supercomputer? And frankly the original PC is not much different in form factor than todays PC, though a lot heavier. And the trend is to have FEWER chips in computers, not more. Now we might have a single "chip" that has 1000 virtual mini-chips inside, or one that performs the same as 1000 do today, but the odds of us having a desktop computer with 1000 cpu's an
Breadbox (Score:1)
Needless to say I'm not too impressed at the breadbox-sized computer.
Could we at least use relatively standardized-ish sized objects for our impossibly vague comparisons??
Or maybe... (Score:2)
Kid tracking...Simpsons...I mean Southpark did it! (Score:1)
PS2 - GC - Xbox - Newer PC's? (Score:1)
So is Sony & Nintendo's usage of this chip the reason why Microsoft is switching away from Intel? [wired.com] With such vast speed improvements and the portability of Linux, could we see a paradigm shift in computer hardware soon?
Perfect!... (Score:1)
I can just program a fucking toy to watch my children - much as the parents of my generation did with television - so I can go about ignoring them without having to worry about looking responsible if one of my sons walks in front of Mack truck.
So, Nintendo IS releasing a new console next year? (Score:2)
It seems that the speculation [slashdot.org] of Nintendo [nintendo.com] releasing a console next year could be true?
Re:So, Nintendo IS releasing a new console next ye (Score:2)
Look here [gamespot.com].
Reminds me of an old joke (Score:2)
Kid Fence (Score:2, Funny)
SN85G4 (Score:1)
Oh, and gigabit ethernet would've been nice, even if I couldn't get more than 200-300Mbps out of it in actual use.
Re:SN85G4 (Score:2)
But, I don't find information such as, is that version of Radeon card fully supported by Linux both as a framebuffer console and accelerated X server?
Is that "6-in-1" card reader one of the chipsets that's supported as a MTD?
What kind of ALSA/Jack support is there for the sound card? Especially, does SP/DIF work?
Doe
Questions about the Shuttle. (Score:2)
2. Does all the hardware built into the SN85G4 have driver support under Linux? Good driver support? Radeon driver for X11? TV-Out? How is the ALSA driver for the sound? Even the SP/DIF IO? How about the network chipset? SATA?
Without knowing ahead of time that there's 100% Linux support for this thing, I can't buy it. On the other hand, I'd order
Re:400 dead or so (Score:1, Funny)
What a fraud Bush is
Sir, are you suggesting that this and all similar WinCE handhelds are WMDs, or that microsoft software is the cause of all the world's misery?
I concur!
Re:smaller is not always better (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:1000 processors? Probably 400h. (Score:3, Informative)
Computers dont like C, C++, or even assembly for that matter. All they understand is 1s and 0s. Languages are created for the ease of the human programmers. It is the job of the compiler/assembler to translate them to binary.
Computers dont understand hex either, that is just convenient shorthand for programmers. Decimal is as well. Both are a simple conversion for the compiler. Incidentally, if you ever write a math library, I'd suggest you use decimal constants, as it will
Re:1000 processors? Probably 400h. (Score:3, Funny)
We're just arguing semantics here.