3G Waves Causes Headaches, Sharpens Memory 277
jonknee writes "MobileTracker noted that an interesting study on 3G cellular networks has been released out of Amsterdam. The findings were that exposure to 3G waves can cause headaches and nausea (conventional cellular service doesn't have these effects). It also found that those same subjects had better memory and reaction times (conventional cellular networks have the same effect)!"
Outstanding (Score:5, Funny)
alertness (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:alertness (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:alertness (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, you see, it is true the brain is like a herd of buffalo.
You see, a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as its slowest members. When those members are killed the entire herd moves faster. So when (alcohol, 3G RF, other substances) kill off the slower brain cells the entire brain operates more efficiently!
Speaking realistically, however, I occasionally have the opportunity to visit a building roof mounted cell site and when I do I always come away with a very dull headache. This is an 800 MHz primarily but there is some 1900 MHz there too.
Re:alertness (Score:3, Funny)
My strategy has always been to use large quantities of alcohol to put a survival of the fittest in my brain.
The more you drink, the better this idea gets.
It does not help you do well in exams - dont listen!
Here's the real text... (Score:2)
Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. (I don't think I've ever heard the
concept explained any better than this....)
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by t
Re:alertness (Score:2)
An example of homeopathy goes like this: If you want to sleep, give yourself a small quantity of a STIMULANT. Your body will try to counteract the stimulant and return itself to equilibrium. Because the amount of stimulant is small your biological reaction to it will be more than is necessary to counteract the stimulant and the result will me a natural depressant effect.
In the case of the G3 phone, the body may be reacti
Re:alertness (Score:3, Informative)
Re:alertness (Score:2)
Re:alertness (Score:2)
So you're suggesting that a few lines of coke will put me to sleep? Yea... uh...
Re:alertness (Score:2)
Re:alertness (Score:3, Funny)
Re:alertness (Score:2)
And slashdot calls this 'interesting'?
I'd like to posit that it's actual the brain pixies being made sleepy by the magic moonbeams that the mind control lasers produce interacting with the 3G network.
That's gotta be worth a 'genius'.
Re:alertness (Score:2)
Brain damage due to post-tramatic stress syndrome is also proven and well documented. This is a form of over-stimulation.
Although I am no medical researcher I think the hypothesis that it may be bad for you is a good one.
Re:alertness (Score:2)
The viral attack is also going to raise your body temperature, which is less about overall 'awareness' than it is discomfort. Personally I sleep like a log when I'm becoming ill, although that could be coupled with a nasty case of sleep apnea (oxygen starvation coupled with interrupted deep sleep cycles leading to a deeper state of sleep).
"Brain damage due to post-tramatic stress syndrome is also proven and well documented."
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Re:alertness (Score:2)
shh.
Only you've spotted the missing decimal place so far, and I'm hoping nobody else saw it.
I had one of those monster Panasonic transportables in the early days and that would put out 4 watts in 'car-mounted' mode and around 0.7 watts when you were lugging it around.
Whoo Hoo! (Score:2, Funny)
Screw studying for that test, I'm going to talk to my friends on my cell phone all night!
Brain Tumours (Score:3, Insightful)
The article says that no scientific evidence exists for a link between 2G signals and brain tumours. But, what about 3G signals? If they can cause headache and nausea, I think you can reasonably expect it to have other effects such as malignant tumours. It's time to take a step back and study 3G more before massive deployment. There is no pressing need to surf porn or whatever faster on your cellphone.
Re:Brain Tumours (Score:5, Insightful)
>I think you can reasonably expect it to have other
>effects such as malignant tumours
Wow. Turning myself upside down for 2 minutes can give me headaches and nausea. So can drinking beer!
I must "reasonably expect" those to give me brain tumours too!
Seriously though, there may or may not be a more serious problem than headaches, but there's precisely no evidence of that being presented, is there? (by the sounds of it, there's so few details no one can definatively say anything)
Re:Brain Tumours (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Brain Tumours (Score:2)
I'm only semi-joking. Less than that. I'm 70% serious. I can imagine people wearing special "Antiradiation hats" to make cellphone calls.
Re:Brain Tumours (Score:2)
If you know of any please let me know.
I get a bastard of a headache if I eat too many crisps or sit under flourescent lights for more than an hour or so. While the saturated fats in the crisps might give me cancer of the ass I doubt the flourescent lights are causing me permenant harm.
Re:Brain Tumours (Score:2)
ug... (Score:5, Funny)
It also found that those same subjects had better memory and reaction times (conventional cellular networks have the same effect)!"
Now if I could only remember I left my cell phone...
Talk and drive (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Talk and drive (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Talk and drive (Score:2)
The Roxbury Guys anybody? They can just call each other!
So you remember you need to get to the meeting,... (Score:4, Funny)
GENIUS!
So, where's the study? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:So, where's the study? (Score:4, Informative)
The complete study can be found on the website of the Ministry of Economic Affairs, here [www.ez.nl]. This one's in English; don't be fooled by the Dutch management summary that is included at the start of the document.
Re:So, where's the study? (Score:2, Informative)
click on 'Onderzoek'
Not giving the direct link to prevent their server from going down (it's a 1.8 MB file)
Ruud
Re:So, where's the study? (Score:3, Informative)
Not yet published. This is the kind of short-circuiting of peer review that starts to get silly after a while.
Headaches (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously the writer of this article has never dealt with Verizon (or many other telecomm companies).
Amsterdam (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one... (Score:2, Interesting)
*ahem*
On a serious note, were the results of this study
pusblished in any credible medical journal?
Cell phone *sharpens* the senses? Seems just a little crazy to me.
Re:I, for one... (Score:5, Interesting)
Heating the brain a little is how it does it. Some of the body's subsystems work more efficiently when warmer than normal operating temperature (that's what a fever is: your body optimizing for fighting infection). Unfortunately, the optimal temperature is not the same for every subsystem, which is why the normal overall blood temperature is 37C. And there's no feedback between the subsystems: to fight infection, your immune system doesn't care if it damages your brain - that's why we cool the heads of people with fevers. So while one part of your brain may work better when a little warmer, there's no telling what the long term effects might be on other parts.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
The (Dutch) summary [www.tno.nl] given by the researchers says:
Note: "low field strengths" means "low comparable to the high strengths in the case yo
works for me (Score:2)
Yes, this is true. Why do you think every report dicussing the safety of human exposure to microwave radiation claims "no non-thermal effects"? (Although more recently, there has been evidence that microwaves can break DNA.)
I used to do this in college during exams (a trick I learned from a biochemist friend). Wear lightweight clothes and take your shoes off, to keep your core temp down (I feel sleepy if my core temp gets too high), and a warm hat to ke
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Leave it to a Slashdot reader to suggest overclocking the human brain for better performance...
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2, Informative)
They must be talking to my ex-girlfriends... (Score:2)
Re:They must be talking to my ex-girlfriends... (Score:5, Funny)
Quicker reaction times...egads (Score:2)
Oh great. Does that mean all those soccer moms driving around in their Ticonderoga Class SUVs chatting away on the phone will get into accidents quicker now? Yay! "I'm just out shopping. I've got a splitting headache though. Oh look, I just ran over a small car. Quick! Get out of here!" Egads...
Re:Quicker reaction times...egads (Score:2)
This is great. Not only do we have to put up with drivers talking on cellphones, we now have to put up with them thinking they are better drivers because of it.
Link to the report (in Dutch) (Score:5, Informative)
TNO is the Dutch equivalent of the German TUV if I'm not mistaken. A very respected institute in the Netherlands
Re:Link to the report (in Dutch) (Score:3, Funny)
Not everyone on slashdot may know what the TNO and TUV is. To clarify it is the Dutch and German equivalent to the Swedish SIS.
Re:Link to the report (in Dutch) (Score:3, Informative)
-Two groups of people: 36 who had previously complained about GSM base stations and 36 who didn't.
-Persons where tested with cognitive tests while being subjected to EM field of GSM/UMTS base-station. Fields where relatively low, comparable to a normal daily exposure (I guess in case you live near a base-station, not like when you stick your head in the antenna).
-Statistical relevant relations were found between precense of field and 'experienced well-being' and 'results of mental tasks'.
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3G vs. 2G (Score:3, Informative)
Re:3G vs. 2G (Score:2)
I want a megawatt 30GHz transmitter! Talk about moonbounce - hah! I could do Mars-bounce! (I know you said EIRP - 1W into Arecibo would work).
Bullshit (Score:2)
Why not test the output from a handset? The power levels used in cell phones aren't enough to cause real problems, and thus make for a boring study, that's why.
I recommend the researchers just stick to the study of extra strength placebos. [cornell.edu]
--Mike--
Re:Bullshit (Score:2)
Re:Bullshit (Score:2)
no but they might be living underneath them...
Re:Bullshit (Score:2)
Consider me interested.
Good and the Bad (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm... (Score:2)
Can't wait for the 4G waves to come out (Score:2)
RTFA (Score:2, Funny)
The study, the first of its kind, tested the impact of radiation from base stations used for the current mobile telephone network...
That's exactly what I do everyday...I hang around cell phone towers everyday to sharpen my memory and response times!
Riiiigghht
Re:RTFA (Score:2, Insightful)
Improved what now? (Score:2)
Why can't it make drivers remember to use their freakin' turn signals?
Different modes for different uses (Score:2, Insightful)
Dan East
Fools! (Score:5, Funny)
finally vindicated! (Score:2)
Thank you! now I have proof that I am not crazy because I have 6 cellphones duct-taped to my head.
now I need to tape the article to my chest...
can you hear me now (Score:2)
But why! (Score:2, Funny)
Well fair enough then. That might be true, but I do wonder how and why they decided to test that.
"Nausea, headaches, loss of appetite
Abandonment of self-awareness and general consideration in public places
Ability to memorise deck of cards
Limb mutation
I am A FricKin JEAN-YUS! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm getting a nice tan and I know the theories behind it! Wow - did you guys know that you can look at the sun and get the same effect? I have also discovered that my reaction time to getting modded down has been reduced to mere minutes!
This is truly a golden age, and not some wireless corporation's self-serving sponsored study. Say that 10 times fast - I can!
I can fly too - you guys gotta try this!!
Yea, right (Score:2)
So, cell phone users have better memory and reaction times?
I would argue this has absolutely nothing to do with the phone itself, rather the fact that people WITHOUT cellphones are, well, either very old, very young, or a bit 'slower' than your normal person.
Another tainted fact.
hrmm (Score:2)
Seriously, I'm a little wary when I read that biologist pointing out that we are essentially conducting a massive study of radiation on humans consisting of the entire population of cellphone users. Maybe we should all get tin hats af
Great.. More junk science.. (Score:3, Informative)
What everyone seems to forget is the fact we live in an ocean of pretty powerful RF energy that ranges from VLF (very low frequency) up to the microwave region (SHF). Every time you turn on an appliance you are exposing yourself to magnetic and RF fields magnitudes greater than that of a cell phone handset. Drive past a broadcast station and you're exposed to a field density measured in volts per meter, not millivolts. To put it perspective, your common FM broadcast station operates between 5 and 100 kilowatts ERP (effective radiated power). A television transmitter can operate up to 2-4 Megawatts of ERP. Where is the uproar over that?
Your common cellphone operates at a modest 3 watts (for car-mounted 800 mhz units) to a puny
Remember these facts: You live in an ocean of electromagnetic energy. A bolt of lightning radiates tremendous RF energy. Mother earth gives off VLF emissions herself. The sun bathes you in RF in the microwave region. And have you cleaned those gaskets around the door of your microwave oven? It operates at 800 to 1000 watts of power at 2.4 GHz. All it takes is a grungy gasket or a bent door and your taking on watts of very effective heating.
I am the holder of a First Class FCC license, an Extra Class amateur license, and have worked with broadcast, land mobile, fixed service, radar, and amateur radio for decades. I have never experienced, nor have I ever encountered anyone who has experienced a health related problems for working in a high RF field. People are more likely to be injured from high voltage, burns, and mechanical means.
Please stop trying to get funding by spreading this faux academic nonsense. Quit manipulating data to make yourselves look right and then run out and cry the sky is falling. We're all tired of this and have heard quite enough.
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm now on an assignment where I work with 3G again - and while I still feel the same way occassionally, it's not as bad. It _does_ happen though - and up un
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:2)
Yes, it's always easy to blame it on "them"
There is absolutely no proven link between the minute RF field radiated by a handset and health problems.
This study indicates otherwise. If by "link" you mean plausible mechanism, you're right, there is no defined mechanism for how RF radiation could cause these kind's of symptoms; However, a hypothesis for a mechanism on how RF can cause these symptoms is not necessary to show that their is a causal relationship. For that, al
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:2)
Careful. By definition, a study like this can NOT show a causal relationship. This study shows a *correlation*, and that is all. The only way to prove causation is by determining *how* the emissions from a cell tower could affect the subjects, and then proving that that's what's happening.
Of course, that doesn't make this study any less useful or significant. Just be careful when you start talking about causation... otherwise you're no better than the aver
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:5, Insightful)
These tests were not about handsets, and they made no claims that handsets were dangerous. The only effect that this study might have is in determining the placement of towers, so people don't have to spend large amounts of time in their immediate proximity. For example, in rural area many cell towers have been placed in church steeples because they are high points, and it is less expensive and less ugly than building a tower. Now, it would be nice to know if these new base stations will have an unplesent effect on people before they are installed.
It is really the media, not the institutions, that are to blame for the unjustified hysteria, which resulted in needing to do more work than necissary to quell peoples concerns. But I for one am glad that studies have been done to show that cell phones are safe, and am glad for new studies when new equipment comes out. Emperical data is always good, and assuming that there is no possibility that different RF techniques can have different effects than the ones we are familiar with is almost as bad unbased claims that new technology will cause cancer. (Althogh not as bad as saying that old, tested technology does)
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:2, Insightful)
As you probably already know, science works by verification and reproducibility. A single lab is making a conjecture based on "surveys". Unless the results can be replicated by an independent lab, we cannot be certain of anything.
And I wouldn't put too much on "double-blind" claims. There are many papers that claim double-blind methods but in closer inspection the claim fails (one of the most recent example is the one about how prayer actua
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:2)
I agree the wattage are really low (I thought 2G was around 3W, i was surprised about the
Personally I don't think it has a substantial effect on people. But that doesn't stop
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:2)
That's really funny. I get splitting headaches from using a Nokia 3390 (2G) for more than a few minutes. The headaches got so bad that last year I went to my doctor and told him what was going on. The next thing I know, I'm scheduled for a CAT scan to see if I have any tumors and it is being paid for by an unmentioned source. While I didn't have any tumors, I stopped u
That old argument is/has always been wrong. (Score:3, Informative)
If only this were true!
There is a mountain of science which has recognized the following. .
Re:That old argument is/has always been wrong. (Score:2)
Re:Great.. More junk science.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Bullshit. (Score:2)
The problems with this report... (Score:2)
Are the differential effects due to differences in base station power output, frequencies used or (unlikely) the coding system.
Part of the reason (Score:2, Insightful)
Long-term systemic effects of this activity are unkown- It could be trivial, or the situation could be an analogue to the introduction of DDT in the previous century, when the substance was considered safe and effective- Measured evidence to the contrary wasn't presented for many years, and then in the face of great controversy.
The bottom
Early warning signs (Score:2)
This is what happens, JUST BEFORE YOUR HEAD BURSTS INTO FLAME!
They can not prove what will happen to people over many years of being exposed to constant radiation. All of this radio, TV, cell phone, etc, etc, radiation is new, on the evolutionary scale to the human being.
We live in a sea of radiation. It's little wonder people go postal, what with their brains being cooked 24 hours a day.
Radiation has effects on living things. No one can say
Confusing cause and effect... (Score:2)
Just great. (Score:2)
This leaves me wondering just how much this fiasco is going to cost me as a dutch citizen, because surely the telcos will demand compensation.
By the way, the Netherlands isn't the only country that auctioned UMTS freqs. for billions by far. If this study is repeated and pro
How close were the people to the base stations? (Score:3, Interesting)
If you hold your head directly in front of a microwave transmitter (even a 2G one), you're going to experience some bad effects. If you stand at the bottom of a hill and the transmitter is on top, you should be okay.
A memory booster? (Score:2)
The scientific accomplishment here is not that 3G waves cause this problem, it's that when people are faced with expanded mental capacity they get headaches, like an overclocked chip getting thermal burnout.
Scientific evidence that people aren't used to thinking!
My Tin-foil hat and Lawyers will protect me. (Score:2)
Seriously though, I can just see the lawyers falling all over themselves to be the first through the courthouse door with a class action law-suit for the residents who live within X-mile radius of the towers. This will be bigger with the lawyers than listening to police scanners and chasing ambulances. Cell-phone companys almost always have deep pockets to pick. Cha-Ching Cha-Ching!
another article, more details (Score:2)
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) -- Radio signals for the next generation of mobile phone services can cause headaches and nausea, according to a study conducted by three Dutch ministries.
The study, the first of its kind, compared the impact of radiation from base stations used for the current mobile telephone network with that of base stations for new third generation (3G) networks for fast data
Arch-Villan for the new Millenium (Score:2)
As a result of this exposure, he became DOCTOR WIRELESS! Dr. Wireless, feared enemy to all that is good and right, can render event the stoutest of men INCAPACITATED with his 3G WAVES! One blast from these wave will leave his victims incapacitated with NAUSEA and HEADACHES! The effects of these attacks don't stop there. The
There are plenty of Radio Sources (Score:2)
Re:Sharpen the brains is good there... (Score:4, Funny)
bollocks, it's all those bloody tourists getting high.
Re:Sharpen the brains is good there... (Score:2, Funny)
btw is that jealousy I sense?
Doh... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Amsterdam?? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Amsterdam?? (Score:2)
so, their memory gets better and they have headache from depravation......
Re:Amsterdam?? (Score:2)
Re:Amsterdam?? (Score:2)
Re:But what about CDMA2000? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But what about CDMA2000? (Score:2)