Smart Cellphone Would Spend Your Money 191
jonknee writes "MobileTracker pointed to an article in the latest New Scientist about some new 3G mobile phone software that tries to learn your habits and start making your decisions for you. This sounds like science fiction, but it's happening now. The phone will be able to make reservations for you at your favorite steak house and then save seats for you at the hot event in town. Neat!"
I swear honey. (Score:5, Funny)
infinite loop? (Score:2)
Neat! (Score:4, Informative)
-Craig.
Re:Neat! (Score:5, Insightful)
This _might_ be useful for the running-like-clockwork suits that have a strict routine: getting the same train everyday, having lunch at the same restaurant etc. but even then you're still gonna get a lot of incorrect purchases/bookings.
Computers should automate boring/repetitive tasks to make our lives easier. I don't know about you but I quite enjoy the excitement of booking a holiday or enjoy the experience of booking a fancy restaraunt for a big dinner.
Re:Neat! (Score:2)
No need for a phone that does it for you...
Re:Neat! (Score:2)
I 110% agree, in the sense that computers should absolutely not become our lives for us.
It seems that there is some cultural evolution occuring where people are literally addicted to computers and looking to put computers into inappropriate portions of their lives. This may be why hard-core artificial intelligence projects are not bearing fruit--deep down, we are telling ourselves not to push this stuff too far.
Perhaps the worst
Re:Neat! (Score:3, Insightful)
This phone has moved to the upper region of my DO NOT BUY list.
Re:Neat! (Score:2, Funny)
Error: Infinite Loop
Re:Neat! (Score:2)
what you don't trust (Score:2)
hoorray for another invasive worthless system
you know it's a matter of time before the data is subpoenaed (sp?) and used Against You In A Court of Law because afterall gov't isn't jsut for national security it's for being yoru parent.. i wonder how long before we have curfews enforced by tracking devices that WE pay for
but this is under the guise of a service, so it must be oka
Re:Neat! (Score:2)
In Related News (Score:5, Funny)
How about SERVICE? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How about SERVICE? (Score:2)
Re:How about SERVICE? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:well lad... (Score:2)
Re:How about SERVICE? (Score:2)
Scheduling? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Scheduling? (Score:2)
Re:Scheduling? (Score:2, Funny)
Why would you want that? Ideally, it should make ALL your appointments, and keep its own calendar of those.
Then you never have to make your own decisions ever again. Sweeeeet.
Re:Scheduling? (Score:5, Funny)
The API call for IsSlashdotUser() is much easier and altogether, just as accurate.
And every time payday rolls around... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And every time payday rolls around... (Score:2)
Re:And every time payday rolls around... (Score:2)
remeber TiVo (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:2)
I don't usually go out of my way to delete sho
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:1)
> you liked was TiVo, and everybody complains about how
> it assumes the wrong stuff all the time.
This made for a rather funny newpaper article, although I forget which one it was. The story was something to the effect of "My Tivo thinks I'm gay." Basically, the Tivo started recording all of these sensitivity shows and cooking programs. The guy tried to counteract this by recording some war movies and documentaries on the History channel. Th
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:3, Funny)
There isn't any fiscal problem when the TiVo happens to record an episode of Oprah, but the minute my cell phone is booking pedicures for me that shit gets tossed away.
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:2, Interesting)
After all, electronics are made to make life easier, but not to substitute you, aren't they?
This type of "smartness" could be of some utility in cases were wrong decisions made no harm, and could be undoed. Like a computer knowing what time to turn off, what do you browse next. For the cell phones I'm remembering something simple but useful: noticing (but just noticing) you that the there's a conference in town you'd like to attend.
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:3, Insightful)
Funny, I don't remember complaining about that. TiVo's suggestions have turned up several interesting shows I wouldn't have noticed on my own. And the ones I'm not interested in, well, it's not like they do anything but eat up disk space that would otherwise be empty, so no harm done.
I've had decent luck with automated recommendation services, e.g. Netflix's movie suggestions. I wouldn't necessarily be nuts about Netflix sticking mo
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:2)
YMMV! My Tivo's suggestions usually sux! I have gotten a couple of good shows among the crap, but it's rare. It's not a problem, since the crap gets auto-deleted quickly enough, but it confirms my opinion that a stupid mac
Re:remeber TiVo (Score:2)
(not that I have anything wrong with homosexual people)
Great. Just what I need (Score:1)
In other news... (Score:1, Funny)
Heh... Dilbert prdicted this years ago (Score:5, Funny)
"The software has found your credit card number and
is placing orders for new products it thinks you need... please wait."
~Philly
Heh... Dilbert predicted this years ago (Score:2)
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Damned if I can find the actual cartoon online, but most Dilbert fans know the one I'm talking about:
"The software has found your credit card number and is placing orders for new products it thinks you need... please wait."
~Philly
Re:Heh... Dilbert prdicted this years ago (Score:2)
I'm not sure if it's a virus or just fiendishly good marketting, but why take chances?
Or something to that effect
Why would a phone make decisions for me? (Score:1)
I wouldn't mind if it were to point out a certain hot event based on my likings. But I want to be in charge, not some piece of hardware that I _use_
mess up my life? (Score:5, Insightful)
If you have to tell people "dont worry it won't mess up your life", I think you might have problems.
Like the robo-maid that cooks and cleans- don't worry it won't murder your wife and kids in their sleep.
Whoa ... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd hate it when my cell phone tells me I'm a boring human because no one ever calls me and knows I spend all my time at home in front of the computer.
Oops... (Score:1)
[chimes.mp3] You have forty [agrivating pause] three new bills.
Neat... (Score:1)
No need to get married... (Score:1, Funny)
New definition for viral marketing (Score:3, Insightful)
I can't wait until the mobile virus-loaded spam and SMS messages I'm going to get on my 3G phone corrupts the agent software on this "smart" phone and signs me up for all sorts of mortgages, prescription drugs, porn, printer cartridges and tropical vacations galore.
Viral marketing. Priceless.
Agents (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Agents (Score:2)
Yeah! Agents, I read about them a long time ago. I thought it was a pretty good idea. Most of all I wanted to try one to see how well it worked. What happened to them anyway?
Two words:
Bonzi Buddy.
Read the article... (Score:5, Insightful)
The main section about how it works in the article is this:
The software's main focus is to recognise when you have a trip coming up in your diary, and then ask if you want it to check the availability of flights and hotels. In time, Jennings hopes you will decide to trust it to book the entire trip, choosing your preferred seating, route, day trips - and even allowing it to spend cash.
The cellphone agents only offer help if triggered by a diary event or if a definite pattern of behaviour, such as going to the movies every Friday, has been established.
The only thing I can't quite figure out is how it's going to reserve a spot at my favorite steak house given that it doesn't have an electronic reservation system =P. Airlines reservations, etc are all fine and dandy but many of my appointments aren't something software can handle without human intervention and if it was handled by an intermediary person, then we'd have many more privacy issues to worry about.
Reduced value for advertising! (Score:2)
Oh wait - I guess they can just all band together and have 120-second long "subscribe to the Service(tm) now" commercials.
Someone's probably already asked - but I wonder if and how much Mobile networks is asking for vendors to get added to this "service" list. Perhaps it's something like "$X per day for one topic direct
BlackJack (Score:1)
Don't Wives??? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't Wives??? (Score:2)
Re:Don't Wives??? (Score:2)
Japan (Score:5, Interesting)
In Japan is is absolutely critical for every teenage girl to have exactly the same stuff as every other, or else she faces some rather severe social consequences. It's no secret that these girls/sheep run the Japanese economy.
So once sales of product-X reaches some critical mass all the girls phones can be programmed to detect it and keep up by ordering the product immediately.
In all seriousness, this will relive the stress of keeping up for many girls, and make their lives a bit better.
Re:Japan (Score:4, Insightful)
In Japan is is absolutely critical for every teenage girl to have exactly the same stuff as every other, or else she faces some rather severe social consequences. It's no secret that these girls/sheep run the Japanese economy.
Yes. [britneyspears.com] It's [nsync.com] a [backstreetboys.com] good [justintimberlake.com] thing [christina-a.com] teenage [mcarey.com] American [mtv.com] girls [tommy.com] don't [gap.com] run [abercrombie.com] their [americanexpress.com] own [hansonline.com] economy... [nike.com]
Re:Japan (Score:2)
This is quite open to abuse and self-fulfilling. If you have some shit to sell, just say "everyone has got to have it" and soon everyone will.
Re:Japan (Score:2)
Re:Japan (Score:2)
Funny, the rest of the world is worried about the same thing... only, we know who that stupid country is.
*ducks*
great tool to juggle lovers (Score:3, Funny)
Re:great tool to juggle lovers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:great tool to juggle lovers (Score:2)
The first time I read that, I thought you were talking about people who really like to juggle.
Obviously, I need to get out more.
Re:great tool to juggle lovers (Score:2)
How about this? (Score:2)
Your phone recieves information such as where you are and what you're doing via say something like Bluetooth. For example in the cinema watching movie X at a restraunt of type Y eating food Z
You let your phone build up a profile, it then scouts for offers near you and makes a pre-emptive booking. The offerer is allowed to be over
Cut out the middleman (Score:2)
Re:Cut out the middleman (Score:2)
why i'm not optimistic (Score:2)
Re:why i'm not optimistic (Score:2)
What if you never make reservations? (Score:2, Funny)
NOT NEAT al ALL! (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now.... I'm a suspected terrorist or otherwise a person of interest... my phone makes a bunch of plans for me (spied on by some law enforcement agency). Unbeknownst to me, while I'm sitting there watching Matrix Revolutions the three feds around me are plotting my capture while another two are at my house going through my shit (since they know I'm not at home). Sold out by my phone and provider. No thanks.
Wake up folks, not all of this is stuff we really need in our lives.
Re:NOT NEAT al ALL! (Score:2)
hmmm.... (Score:2)
I already have my decisions made for me.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I already have my decisions made for me.. (Score:2)
Folks, we now have proof that it can indeed be done! (huzzah)
The Obvious Problem (Score:5, Interesting)
And I sincerely doubt that the company invovled would be altruistic enough to reject deals to make the selector have a preference for certain companies, even if it's not tied for best deal. It would definitely be logging what's used.
It would lead to an interesting opportunity: targeted ads sent to a cell phone, using the n00 shin3y color displays, eating minutes while they automatically download as an "additional cost" to the service- on the discount plan, of course. Imagine the chaos if they didn't disable such a disfeature during, say, roaming or overtime...
Although it might seem people would ignore them, what if your phone forced you to watch an ad before using certain features- and then quizzed you on the advertisement to make sure you saw it?
Can it purchase everything ? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can it purchase everything ? (Score:2)
All that, and the internet too. No wonder it's number 1!
No more features (Score:5, Insightful)
What I can't buy is a phone that is a really good telephone. I want a phone that gets great reception, has accurate voice recognition and a sane user interface, a good speaker and microphone, and talks to my computer via USB or IR instead of a $100 proprietary dongle. In other words, I want a phone that does all of the things modern cell-phones do, but does them well.
-m
Re:No more features (Score:2)
I don't know about you, but my Nokia 6310i [nokia.com] does pretty much all that. All in all, I'm quite pleased with it. Plus the fact that its got some other nice goodies on there such as bluetooth and J2ME (well, MIDP 1... which isn't good for much) are just icing on the cake.
I wonder if the "I want a phone that's just a phone" argument crowd around here are just getting their kicks out of complaining about how much they don't need features like this are just complaining for the heck of it. Sure there aren't article
Re:No more features (Score:2)
My right palm is my significant other. (I don't need a phone for that.)
Think through this rationally (Score:4, Interesting)
After some months of this person working for you, you begin to realize that calling you on your cell phone while you are away from the office to confirm every little thing gets a little tiresome, so you tell your secretary to use reasonable judgement instead. All the secretary has to do is check your calendar to see what you already have scheduled, and make any necessary appointments based on that. Now the secretary is only calling you once or twice a week, usually when something requires your signature or if authorization is needed for spending money for something or other.
After several years, you finally decide that this secretary has worked for you long enough that they deserve more complete trust, so you grant them signing authority on your behalf.
Now if this secretary abuses the new-found power, charges for embezzlement can fairly easily be made, but if this "secretary" were nothing more than a computer... what could possibly be done?
This is a Bad Idea(tm), I'm afraid.
Technology is about making decisions easier (Score:5, Interesting)
There is nothing wrong with using technology to lighten workload, but letting it take away actual decision making is definatly a step too far.
This trend has increased a lot over the last few years - every new iteration of a program seems to take information away from you and just give you a 'summary' to make your choices from, and now they want it to make the decision as well? Sod that for a game of soldiers.
What I want is _more_ information (and unbiased information too, no Fox for me thanks) presented in a clear format, so that I can make good decisions. _That_ would be a good application of technology, a thousand times more worthwhile than this.
New use for tinfoil hats! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:New use for tinfoil hats! (Score:2)
Funding development of phones, or research? (Score:2)
This sounds a lot more like vaporware than anything legitimate.
From the Article: (Score:2)
Once they have done that, the agents will decide for themselves what they think you need
So what do we do when our phone tells us:
I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die.... with some satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened- something I thought would be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of
Are we becoming redundant? (Score:2)
"smart" (Score:3, Insightful)
past experiences (Score:2, Funny)
sort of off topic but... (Score:3, Insightful)
So the who goal of the promotion is to get ignorant people to waste $0.10 a message and make Cingular some extra money (quite a bit if you add it up).
Could you imagine this new technology where your phone buys things for you being abused by your cellphone provider? I can.
this will happen overtime (Score:4, Insightful)
This has already happened to alot of us w/ our spam filters. when i first set up spamassassin I filter everything to a separate folder. I would then check that folder for false positives. There were few enough false postives (i think i have gotten 1, but then agian I have stopped checking B) anyway... there were few enough false positives that I switched everything to go straight to the delete box. If I feel like it I will check but generally it just gets deleted. Because everytime i checked, the computer was making the right decision. People are lazy, giving power over your money seems like a big step but if it keeps making the right choice eventually you will just let it go...
Different issues (Score:2)
Money and E-mail are different beasts. If someone's E-mail doesn't get through to you, they can always contact you via a different method (this actually happened to me recently when one of my filters ran out of control--I got a call from my folks saying "what happened to your E-mail address?"... no big deal). But if your computer decides to spend money for you, you won't be able to go back later and say "oops, that wasn't me, that was my computer." This is the reason I always throw away those forms from
Not neat (Score:2)
Only if your life is so boring and predictable that a phone can make good guesses for you, would you find something like this neat.
Three Laws of Robotics (Score:2)
One: a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm...
Two:..a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law...
Three: a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Laws.
Four: Don't buy any more @*#%$ Justin Timberlake albums.
First 'ebills' now this... (Score:2, Interesting)
Ebills (for those who may know it by a different name) are basically automated online bills which automatically get deducted from your bank account if you choose to have them setup that way (e.g. your phone bill)
I've noticed this for quite a while now, companies wishing to automate the buying/selling process such that monetary control of an individual is completely eliminated. Worse yet, when mistakes happen, the burden of
Just what we all need. (Score:2)
Cellular Provider Financial Access Act (Score:2)
A law, known as the Cellular Provider Financial Access Act (CPFAA) would be passed, similar to the DMCA but more restri
Probably not a good idea... (Score:2)
Car salespeople can be really bad: (effectively) "You would be a stupid idiot for buying that Reasona TakeYouPlaces when you could buy the Expenso Bounce-a-Check. Only retarded losers buy anything from Reasona. Look, the Bounce-a-check comes with
Re:Cell Phone Plans (Score:1, Funny)
I'm not sure I'd trust someone doing all that for free. Who do I go to for support? Who do I sue if you go to the wrong movie or shag my ex?
I'd rather pay the big corporation.
Re:Tivo? (Score:1, Redundant)
and
I hope this thing doesent do a tivo - book me a seat at the local gaybar and tickets to the Dolly Partons concert
Something about you you're not telling us?
Re:never. (Score:2)
The inventor: Someone overworked who wished a computer would do it for him/her, sketched the design, and sold it to $CELLPHONEMANUFACTURER. $CELLPHONEMANUFACTURER saw all the commercial possibilities, and why people would use it anyway despite all the Gotcha!(T