PDA/Radiation Detector 158
sgpennebaker writes "This article tells of lab rats who've built a cell phone/PDA/GPS device that also lets you surf the web and, oh, yeah, sniff out any dirty bombs that might have gone off in your area. Then you can cancel your meetings, call family and friends and send GPS coordinates to whoever it is that cleans up afterwards. I'm waiting for the next generation; I want one that also tracks hungry, angry bears and emits a loud noise when it senses their proximity."
Yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing like attracting their attention, right?
More useful... (Score:1)
What about.. (Score:2)
Re:Yeah... (Score:2)
Nothing like attracting their attention, right?
I think he meant to give to people. You know, goes well with a nice new tent smeared with peanut butter.
Noise does not attract bears (Score:1)
But then the noise normally bothers the hiker too. I guess I'd rather deal with an annoyance I control than an wild animal many times my size.
Actually.... (Score:1)
Screw radiation! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Screw radiation! (Score:3, Funny)
Give me your phone... [removes battery]
There you go! It works perfectly!
Re:Screw radiation! (Score:1)
Re:Screw radiation! (Score:2)
If you set up at any con (game con, computer con, sci fi con, anime con) you'd find beacoup ladies who give it up for the geeks!
Whoo hooo! get the big box of trojans!*
*Safe sex, kids. ALWAYS. This message has been brought to you by the Concerned Linuxers Against Pathogens.
Re:Screw radiation! (Score:2)
They're already out. It's a cell phone with a compartment that holds $1,000 in cash. When you're near a desirable woman, make her an offer.
The problem is that they need to get the cost down on these things. They cost $1,200.
Re:Screw radiation! (Score:2)
It turns out a good chunk of them are looking to get laid.
Mother... (Score:5, Funny)
Man those lab rats are getting smart...
So who's been playing... (Score:2)
(mutter, mutter, whine, mutter)
surprisingly crude for LLNL (Score:1, Funny)
b) it measures the temperature rise in a thin tin film at 1K (cryocooling in your PDA, anyone?)
just more idiotic pandering to Homeland Security...
Re:surprisingly crude for LLNL (Score:1)
Re:surprisingly crude for LLNL (Score:2)
> a) it's not a tricorder
> b) it measures the temperature rise in a thin tin film at 1K (cryocooling in your PDA, anyone?)
"Oh yeah? I'll bet I can overclock my Palm Pilot to run faster your lame-azz dual Athlon!"
- Two guys in the LLNL cafeteria, three months ago
Paranoia? (Score:1)
Was this product in developement pre-Sept. 11? I'm interested in knowing if this is a knee-jerk reaction to terrorist attacks (ala duct tape shortages) or if it was on the drawing board before.
*pfft* Hungry Bears, (Score:5, Funny)
Now you don't see any tigers do you?
Re:*pfft* Hungry Bears, (Score:2)
Re:*pfft* Hungry Bears, (Score:1)
Re:*pfft* Hungry Bears, (Score:2)
Well, I supose it works, then?
Re:*pfft* Hungry Bears, (Score:1)
Re:*pfft* Hungry Bears, (Score:2)
Still, I think this is one step in the right direction for PDAs: Combine them into a swiss army PDA that has a big hard drive and a bunch of other stuff so it could double as a PDA, cell phone, wallet, ID card, briefcase, backpack, pocket novel, etc. Of course then if you got yours stolen, you'd be kinda fux0red, but oh well.
mildly hot - Orange Fiestaware (Score:4, Interesting)
Yes (Score:2)
Re:Yes (Score:1)
Re:Yes (Score:2)
The story was on Readers Digest or some such magazine.
Re:Yes (Score:2, Informative)
Ask Dottie Pease. Cruising down Pinto Drive, Pease saw half a dozen men crossing her neighbor's lawn. Three, in respirators and white moon suits, were dismantling her next-door neighbor's shed with electric saws, stuffing the pieces into large steel drums emblazoned with radioactive warning signs.
The cleanup was provoked by the boy next door, David Hahn. He had attempted to build a nuclear reactor in his mother's shed following a Boy Scout mer
I'd get rid of those plates (Score:3, Informative)
Pottery glazes and art glass, some ceramic glazed jewelry and cloisonné enameled jewelry contain high percentages of uranium oxides to produce bright yellows and oranges. Fiesta Red china dishes by Fiestaware produced through 1971 emit gamma and beta. Acidic foods left in contact with this chinaware will dissolve small amounts of these radioactive elements which will be ingested. Enameled jewelry made with these glazes and worn next to the skin is hazardous.
Re:I'd get rid of those plates (Score:1)
Thinkgeek.com (Score:5, Informative)
Radiation Watch [thinkgeek.com]
Re:Thinkgeek.com (Score:1)
Here's a wide range of portable and wrist (Score:2)
Man Gets 70mpg in Homemade Car-Made from a Mainframe Computer [xnewswire.com]
hmm (Score:1, Funny)
ok if a bomb goes off and you need a friggin PDA to figgure out where, I would say your beyond help.
Re:hmm (Score:1, Funny)
Great for... (Score:3, Insightful)
Sucks having to carry both a PDA and a radiation detector.
Re:Great for... (Score:2)
Re:Great for... (Score:2)
Re:Great for... (Score:1)
[iacenter.org]
DEPLETED URANIUM EDUCATION PROJECT
WHO studies depleted uranium in Iraq [bbc.co.uk]
These are lies. There have been no firings of depleted uranium in Iraq. We crushed the crusading infidels and forced them to eat their own DU munitions!
I have 17 lbs of DU on my desk. (Score:4, Informative)
The dust is a mechanical poison that works much like ionic silver. Silver nitrate is just as dangerous a compound. Heavy metallic ions are bad in general. Heavy metal poisoning is bad. Cadmium, Lead, Tungsten, Polonium and Rhenium dust are just as bad. Mercury is worse. Uranium Oxide dust is non-water soluble and settles very quickly. Now if you crawl around a knocked out tank without a dust filter you'd die of silicosis faster than DU poisoning from the residue of an anti-tank munitions.
On the other hand if it is a Soviet built tank it is the Boron, Molybdenum and Osmium dust from the vaporized armor that you should worry about. It'll cut your lungs out in just a few months.
Re:Great for... (Score:1, Informative)
DU is a waste product of the process that produces enriched uranium for use in atomic weapons and nuclear power plants. Much like natural uranium, it is both toxic and radioactive. Over a billion pounds of DU exists in the United States and must be safely stored or disposed of by the Department o
Depleted Uranium ain’t what you think. (Score:5, Informative)
Significant amounts of refined Uranium are stable isotopes. To get enriched Uranium you force the refined metallic Uranium through a series of filters that select the isotopes based on physical characteristics. Uranium ions in solution are large enough a special porous ceramic filter can pass the ions of the desired atomic weight. Using several passes with different sizes of pores you get the nice hot Uranium you need for bombs and such. One of the byproducts is a nice very dense metal, Uranium. Almost as hard as austenitic steel and much denser than lead. Not much hotter than the tritium illuminator sources in the standard issue compasses carried by infantry. The dust is however a mechanical poison that works much like ionic silver. Silver nitrate is just as dangerous a compound.
Re:Depleted Uranium ain’t what you think. (Score:2)
DU as a metal is relatively harmless but only in big lumps, and then it is significantly above background levels of radiation (Unless you are in the vicinity of Chernobyll) - but this isn't a ma
Big hunks of DU (Score:2)
Like I said "The dust is however a mechanical poison
Re:Big hunks of DU (Score:2)
Finely divided particles resulting from impact are easily inhaled. In the lung, the close proximity of the source to tissue is a major risk factor.
There are also some issues raised about the use of DU weights onboard aircraft. Perfectly s
Re:Depleted Uranium ain’t what you think. (Score:2)
Sure, maybe a single bullet is not much hotter... of course when you're spewing them forth from the nose of an A-10 Warthog at the rate of 6000 per minute, then things on the ground tend to get a little warm. Not to mention all that uranium dust that results from those bullets actually impacting something, like the ground or even its intended target.
And then you even have to recognize the fact that Tr
Don't do them any favors (Score:1)
Something tells me that this won't be appreciated nearly as much as Mr. Labov suggests. Perhaps they want to work on a room temperature version before they go passing these things out. But then again, think of the overclocking possibilities...
fear (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:fear (Score:2, Informative)
Moore isn't a liberal. He's "moore" likely to be a republican mole. He should move out of his 1.2 million dollar Manhattan apartment and get out of the country and away from the people he hates so much. Ofcourse he won't because Moore really doesn't care about what he preaches. Moore only cares about getting attention to feed his ego. Guess who once said "My biggest failing is that I have abso
Re:Mod parent down (Score:2)
Re:fear (Score:2)
Well, anybody can shed any light they want, if they just make shit up. Those kids didn't even go bowling that day, Moore starts making shit up in the TITLE for pissake.
cost? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:cost? (Score:2)
What they've done is they've just developed a program that uses the radio receiver in the GPS/wireless card to determine the amount of gamma radiation being received.
interesting (Score:2)
Re:interesting (Score:4, Informative)
Forget radiation (Score:2, Interesting)
Why? One word: Movies
Tell me this (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Tell me this (Score:2)
How does it know? (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm highly skeptical about this point. Gamma radiation all looks the same, except for varying intensities, regardless of the source... and background neutron radiation almost never exists (unless you're hanging out near nuclear weapons or a running fis
Re:How does it know? (Score:1)
Thats easy, if its a dirtybomb it detects the radiation. If its a joe regular "nuke" then it will detect the radiation for a breif momeant before being vaporised
Re:How does it know? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:How does it know? (Score:1)
Not a Geiger-Muller (Score:1)
Ditto and Neutron detection is hard! (Score:2)
You know, (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You know, (Score:1)
Mis-read that headline.... (Score:1)
Was I the only one who read this and thought "Great! Now I have a way to detect radiation and all those annoying Public Displays of Affection"? (Or did they mean it also detects Personal Digital Assistants? Damn multi use acronym....)
Were Tricorders better than this? (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously -- what all did the tricorder do, exactly? (I can easily imagine an episode where they use it as a geiger counter; did that ever happen?) Ours do the communicator's job along the way too. Not too bad.
If only our in-the-field medical instruments resembled spinning salt shakers more...
Wait 'til the Homeland Security goons (Score:3, Interesting)
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ObSimpsons reference (Score:5, Funny)
I want one that also tracks hungry, angry bears
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
Lame (Score:2)
Is it me or have the submissions gotten lamer and lamer lately? I mean, I know this is slashdot, but this one is TERRIBLE. And its trending that way
Re:Lame (Score:2)
While we could be Microsoft bashing as usual: not only have they changed the name of the .NET server (article at The Register), but there is a new bugpatch of a fairly high security level that just came out.
Sorry, but I'm too lazy to go track down links for those though. Saw them both on Googlenews a couple of hours ago.
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Lions & Tigers & Bears! Oh my! (Score:1)
You have a lot of problems with marauding bears do you? Maybe if you washed up after eating instead of leaving the peanut butter and jelly smeared all over your face....
Marauding Bears (Score:2)
Cell phone/GPS combo already here (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Cell phone/GPS combo already here (Score:1)
Re:Cell phone/GPS combo already here (Score:2)
Re:Cell phone/GPS combo already here (Score:1)
"Alice? Who the fuck is alice?!"
- Roy "Chubby" Brown, "Livin' Next Door To Alice"
Re:Cell phone/GPS combo already here (Score:2)
Future traffic stop
"Let me see your drivers license, registration, and traking device to confirm it is working."
"I see that last Thursday you were traveling at 72.3 to 73.6 MPH for 3.6 miles in a 65 MPH zone"
"I'll just deduct the $75 fine from your PayPal account"
I can hardly wait! Just think how safe we will be!
Re:Cell phone/GPS combo already here (Score:2)
But for my part I would really NEED such a device.
I lost 2 cell phone this year, well one was stolen and I lost the other one.
Being able to track them down would really be nice.
It doesn't have to be displayed on my homepage, only send the data to my home computer tough...
We're Here! We're Queer! (Score:1)
I want one that does this (Score:3, Funny)
Give the bear fair warning and all.
I Almost (Score:1)
I can already imagine .... (Score:1)
This is no good! (Score:1)
Misread the title... (Score:1)
WIMHO would be more practical.
Re:Misread the title... (Score:2)
Hey wait! (Score:1)
pretty wambodyne if you ask me (Score:3, Interesting)
In any case, all of those rely on the probability that a gamma will interact which means that size does matter: the bigger the counting material (the tin) the more likely a gamma will get measured. IMHO the best radiological defense wouldn't be portable little devices (which are good for measuring personal exposure) but rather some large detectors placed in strategic locations (say wiring a metal detector with some of this tech and turn it into a metal/radiation detector?).
All in all a pretty cool devicewhich has some limited use but I doubt it will turn out to be any major solution to discovering a dirty bomb randomly, I'd say they are much better suited to scanning suspicious items (or monitoring your own gamma exposure!).
--Jubedgy
PDA/GPS/Radar Detector (Score:1)
I can see the Mazda commercial now.... Zoom Zoom.
Bear detecting PDA (Score:2)
Screw the bears.... (Score:2)
-72
Who needs that... (Score:3, Funny)
Who needs that; I'd rather pay my Bear Patrol Tax. And while I'm at it, I think I'll pick one of those Tiger Deterant Rocks.
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
Re:Wow... (Score:2)
You would know that a bomb went off, but hell, that happens all the time. You wouldn't know that it was a dirty bomb though. Unless you had the lab-rat special.
Re:Wow... (Score:1)
Re:Wow... (Score:1)
A dirty bomb doesnt have to go KABOOM and rattle all the windows in town. It could be anything that could disperse radioactive dust over a large area.
The article is biased towards "look what the stupid government is doing" like everything else out of San Francisco.
There are other sources of potentially dangerous radiation out there, and being someone who regulary works with fire depts, I know for a fact they want to know everything they can about the factory that just burst into flame
Re:Wow... (Score:2)
Well, I don't know, if I was a fireman and wanted to be sure that there wasn't any radiation floating around, I sure as hell wouldn't want to use a PDA to do it. Give me an honest-to-god detector whose sole purpose is detecting radiation, and I'll be happy. I still feel that addi
Re:Wow... (Score:1)
-Osama Bin Laden
Now who knew that Bin Laden was a