Toms Hardware Reviews 65 CPU's, Past & Present 404
An anonymous reader writes "Toms Hardware has an interesting review of 65 processors ranging from 100 MHz to 3066 MHz. They spent more than 300 hours benchmarking and recording the scores. Worth a quick glance, especially for the Unreal Tournament 2003 scores on the 100 MHz pentium!" CT: Yeah yeah. It's a dupe. Funny that not a single reader emailed me in almost 2 hours to tell me.
Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:5, Funny)
You see, Taco and Hemos are getting along just fine... It's Toms Hardware they're mad at, so they teamed up and are attempting the first mass-double-slashdotting DDOS.
Let's see if Tom's can handle it!
Banzai !!!!!!!!!!!
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... (Score:2)
Press release:
Slashdot founder CmdTaco, issued a statement about his er.. frequent use of the slashdot frontpage:
-The last hours I have used zero minutes reading the frontpage.
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:5, Funny)
CCmmddrrTTaaccoo...... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:3, Funny)
E-mailing him (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:E-mailing him (Score:2)
Tim
I just pity the guy... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Fastest Double Posting ever ? (Score:2)
My point is that it doesn't have to be a automatic system, that is really hard. Just add a quick fix which automates detecting possible dupes. That would kill off most of the dupes in any case.
Hey Taco (Score:2, Funny)
Wow, a same day dupe! heh
Re:Hey Taco (Score:3, Funny)
Not just a same day dupe
I've seen that argument a lot... (Score:2)
Re:Hey Taco (Score:5, Funny)
Funny old World (Score:2)
Re:Funny old World (Score:3, Informative)
here [idg.com.sg]
and
here [pcworld.com]
Where have I heard this before? (Score:3, Funny)
Deja vu? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Deja vu? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Deja vu? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Deja vu? (Score:3, Funny)
Reposting?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Reposting?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Here's what I think they should to for April Fools this year: one made-up story, posted over and over again, all day long.
And it should be about a new technology to prevent /. dupes.
Re:Reposting?!? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Reposting?!? (Score:2)
Even better, let's resubmit stories with link to the same article already appeared on slashdot itself and see if they make it to front page.
Better call tech support.... (Score:2, Funny)
All my slashdot articles are appearing doubled, there must be something wrong with my video card.
Worst dup[e... *EVER!* (Score:2)
Re:Worst dup[e... *EVER!* (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Worst dup[e... *EVER!* (Score:2, Informative)
doo dee doo dee doo.
deja-peeewwww (Score:2, Redundant)
Ok, lets start commenting (Score:2, Funny)
More info available (Score:2, Informative)
Ok, It's a lame joke... but withing a really short time of the first one PROVES they dont even look at the frontpage.
A record? (Score:2)
Jeez Taco (Score:2)
New recipe. (Score:5, Funny)
The Slashdot Sandwich
Take a tasty filling of Gameboy Advanced SP [slashdot.org] information sandwiched between two two [slashdot.org] layers [slashdot.org]of duplicated Tom's Hardware links.
Official meta discussion (Score:2)
Since this article is clearly a dupe, I say we open up the floodgates to whatever we feel like posting!
Anyone who has anything to say about the article should just go post in the original story.
So, without further ado....
TACO!!!!! IT'S A DUPE!!!!
Re:Official meta discussion (Score:2)
I know you're not being serious and yes I did see the implied <HUMOR> tags, but he's got a 5 digit ID.
Re:Official meta discussion (Score:2)
(ot) SLASHDOT, I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEMS!!! (Score:5, Interesting)
I cannot guarantee 100% error correction, but I will stake my job on significantly decreased rates of grammar and spelling mistakes, and far fewer duplicate postings.
I would also like a T-shirt that says "I work for slashdot".
Please, for the sake of your readers, hire me. I want to help!
Re:(ot) SLASHDOT, I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEMS!!! (Score:5, Interesting)
if they cared enough about duplicate stories in (Score:2)
I'll do it for free (Score:2)
There you go. I've undercut you all. Yay for capitalism.
Re:(ot) SLASHDOT, I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEMS!!! (Score:2)
Twice.
Yep (Score:2, Funny)
One post for each CPU reviewed? (Score:5, Funny)
Exactly how tall (Score:3, Funny)
Seems like they really care....NOT (Score:2)
This issue is not new. This issue reflects very poorly on the professionalism of the site or lack thereof.
So the message that I'm getting is that they simply don't care about it. To me, that is sad.
Only two stories apart! Great dupe! (Score:2)
And the Slashdot editors wonder why they aren't considered "serious" publishers and journalists... ;)
So when there is a dupe... (Score:2)
Holy duplicity Batman! (Score:2)
Benchmarking the Pentium 100 (Score:2)
Benchmark dupes (Score:3, Funny)
"The Pentium 100 managed a painful 48 hours between dupes. However, the P4 managed it in just 30 minutes. That's nearly 100 times as fast! Don't you wish you had such a powerful system? Our advertisers do."
Double Buffering (Score:2, Funny)
Yippee, where's that shell script I've got... (Score:2)
bash$ $i=1; while
Watches karma roll in
Help wanted: Editor needed. Apply within (Score:2, Funny)
- Review content and decide what goes on the front page.
- Check for spelling and grammatical errors.
Anybody knows a mirror? (Score:2)
Pentium Pro? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re: NexGen Nx586? (Score:3, Interesting)
They have the K5 on there, which was AMD's bastardization of the Nx586 after they acquired NexGen.
NexGen was the first company to reverse engineer an Intel processor and produce a compatible version. They had some really fine people at that company, and it was their design work which brough us the AMD K6 and Athlon processors. Its unfortunate they don't get a lot of credit. No one seems to remember how terrible AMD used to be. Their acquisition of NexGen was one last ditch effor to do something other make 386 and 486 processors.
Subscription charges (Score:2)
Free code for you guys at /.!!!!! (Score:2)
if
print "Warning! This story has been posted already!!!!";
}
}
Does anyone think... (Score:2)
It's mainly problematic since they actually want people to subscribe and pay for each page served.
It's also asinine that a good chunk of their stories are "Microsoft Fucked Up", but at least Microsoft learns and releases patches - Slashdot has been doing this double-posting crap for years now, and it's just getting worse.
Its what they always tell you (Score:2, Funny)
moral of the story? (Score:2, Insightful)
There's other similar applications - DivX movies, strong encryption, even MP3 audio - which we now take for granted 'cos we've got so much horsepower to play with that processing overhead is no longer an issue. Now we're getting into the realm of PVRs, digital camcorders, encoding real-time video straight into DivX - applications which appeal to ordinary home users, and which require some *serious* megahertz. The games industry provides a convenient milestone - anyone can tell that Quake III looks better than the original Wolfenstein 3D, but more importantly, they can see that they're fundamentally the same thing. It's a lot harder to compare modern video editing software with that of ten years ago, because ten years ago the only people editing movies on their home PCs were masochistic millionaires.
Rather than focusing on all those wasted MHz driving more and more bloated word-processors, consider some of the things we just *couldn't* do with slower hardware, and wonder what we're going to be taking for granted ten years from now.
MOD PARENT DOWN (Score:2, Troll)
Stop bitching Malda... (Score:5, Insightful)
Funny that - perhaps people get the idea that you won't look at their mails, seeing as you can't even be bothered to read your own goddamn website...
I can't believe you actually get paid to do this...
Re:Stop bitching Malda... (Score:2)
Every self-respecting geek slacks off at work by makeing an extended Slashdot break (which usually starts right after the coffee break, and lasts until the next coffee break...). Every geek, except those geeks whose job it is to read Slashdot!
Re:Stop bitching Malda... (Score:5, Insightful)
I.e - when we first got on, he didn't even read the FIRST FUCKING STORY.
Even if he didn't look at the front page till he blindly approved the gameboy one, he'd still have had to check that posted properly and not read the headline below it, which you'd think would be virtually impossible.
So the only possible conclusion is that not only does he not check the front page himself EVER he doesn't even ever check if a story got submitted right.
Incredible (Score:5, Interesting)
Waaaa waaaa, the people who I ignore as much as I can and who pay my salary refuse to do my job for me, waaa, waaa
If I had a breif spell of insanity and thought that Slashdot editors gave a crap about what anyone thought, or even for a moment believed that the editors listen to input, yeah, I might've written a mail. But it seems that everything else that people write Slashdot about, suggestions and complaints alike, is ignored as soon as possible. So why should anyone bother to write you Taco?
I like Slashdot, I like the people on Slashdot, I'm a Slashdot addict, I'll refresh the front page after I'm done writing this. But man, the staff running this place is unbelievable. No spell checking, ever. Dupes, trolls, fakes, bad URLs etc etc all find their way through to the frontpage way too often indicating that half the time the staff don't even read the article, much less check links or such. There is no staging or testing lab, it's quick hacks and patches on the live boxes which every now and then brings the site down or creates some other, ahem, interesting results.
In short, the Slashdot staff isn't even trying anymore. Complete stagnation.
Aaaah it feels good to burn some karma, of course, I'll never get to moderate anything after this rant though.
Of course we didn't email you... (Score:3, Funny)
Why should they care? (Score:2)
Would you give a damn?
One hundred and one reposts on /. 101 reposts (Score:2)
One hundred and two reposts on
Moderation (Score:3, Insightful)
Only slashdot admins then go and post the entire article twice within minutes - thus undoing the work of hundreds of moderators.
I wish there was a way to moderate the *parent* article down:
-1 Flamebait
-1 Redundant
etc...
All this moderation, but they can't spare ONE person to say if the article is a dupe or not. Notice how slashdot is the *ONLY* news site that has this dupe problem... This is mainly caused because a lot of the articles aren't news - they're from months ago, so the editors need to have a good memory.
Nick...
hahahah (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, I *see*. It's OUR fault. Gotcha.
Moron.
Hey spacklewit, you can't be bothered to read your own website, why would we think you'd bother to read your email too?
Oh please.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Come off it. I don't see where you get off bitching because nobody told you that you posted a dupe of a story two stories down. I mean, had you taken a cursory glance at your own site you probably would have seen this story.
You know, if you didn't want us to pay for this, I wouldn't even care. But I cannot believe that you are bitching at paying customers because of your lack of editing. What gives? As I've said before [slashdot.org] this site has editorial practices slightly worse than that of your average grade school newspaper. I think it's really insulting that you would expect anyone to pay for this.
Let me up the ante here. You editors are pretty tech-savvy, right? I just used Mozilla's oft-praised tabbed browsing feature to open another tab and look up the post I linked above. Now, when you are approving submissions, how hard would it be to have a second tab open to make sure you aren't posting a dupe. I mean, look, you guys approve at most 20 stories a day. Between the four or five (estimate) active editors, that's.. well.. not a lot. It wouldn't be hard to simply say "when I'm ready to approve a story I'll make sure there aren't any dupes." This kind of work wouldn't take long at all, and combined with a little editing would go a long way towards getting some new subscribers. I, for one, pledge to subscribe when the editorial quality of this site improves. That means, basically, that every other story can't have glaring grammatical or spelling errors, and that dupes are practically nonexistant.
I realize that everybody makes mistakes, myself included, but the number of mistakes from people who are professionals (and you are professionals if you do this for a living -- you do) is just too much to be tolerated -- or at least paid for.
Re:Oh please.. (Score:2)
You mean it isn't one in the first place? BLIMEY!
Oh Please backatcha (Score:2)
Re:Oh please.. (Score:5, Interesting)
-Sean
Bingo! (Score:2)
CT: Yeah yeah. It's a dupe. (Score:2)
What the hell is wrong with you?
You call yourselves editors, and yet you do not edit the stories.
You call yourselves editors, and apparantly do not even read your own frontpage. If the readers are supposed to check for duplicates, you could be replaced with a very small script.
You do not listen to your readers. (How many have asked for some script that checks if a link has been posted in earlier stories?)
And you expect people to pay a subscription fee? You must have smoked more crack than the average moderator.
Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, cause, you know, we're Slashdot editors.
Do people really even subscribe to Slashdot? Doesn't seem worth it.
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
The nature of this dupe (and the many others we've seen every month for years, unlike any other website I know) suggests that you don't particularly care. Fair enough. However...
The fact that not one single reader out of the possibly 100,000 who likely saw your site in those two hours felt it worthwhile to report it to you suggests that the overwhelming majority of your readers are quite convinced that you don't care, and are rapidly ceasing to care themselves.
React to this fact as you wish. The result you get will be exactly what you deserve. It'd be ironic and fitting if Slashdot, of all sites, decayed because its Editors assumed that its market share and user loyalty/inertia would assure -or entitle it to- continued success, despite its well known and oft-criticized shoddy implementation.
No one emailed you (Score:2)
We all just figured you'd read all our "dupe" replys
And to stay on topic: (Score:2)
(FYI, if you didn't know, that's the only triplicate story on Slashdot, whre CmdrTaco himself posted two of them)
We'll fix that! (Score:2)
CT: Yeah yeah. It's a dupe. Funny that not a single reader emailed me in almost 2 hours to tell me.
Don't worry, Taco, I'll send two!
CT: Yeah yeah. It's a dupe. Funny that not a singl (Score:2)
me too me too (Score:2)
hooray for double posting!!!!
Re:Karma Whoring (Score:2)
Re:Karma Whoring (Score:2)
Infact, given the kneejerk moderation that goes on around here, you can simply repost good posts from ~50 lines up and get points. :-)
Re:same topic deserves same posts, no? (Score:5, Funny)
If you wish to discuss the contents of the TomsHardware CPU review, please post your comments in this discussion. [slashdot.org]
Timothy, [monkey.org] you wanna take a crack at it too? ChrisD? [dibona.com] Any other
Re:Which reminds me (Score:2)
Re:THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN CPUs!!! (Score:3, Informative)
If you are describing a property beloning to a group of CPUs then the largely ignored plural possessive form of "CPUs'" should likely be used. Usually reworking the sentence structure can eliminate the need for this form.
Now lets discuss the combined slashdot editors' frightful confusion regarding homonyms, shall we?
Re:THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN CPUs!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Apostrophe, schmapostrophe. (Score:2, Interesting)
The (US) Government Printing Office Style Manual states: "an apostrophe is used to indicate...the coined plurals of letters, figures, and symbols." GPO provides examples such as YMCA's and ABC's.
On the other hand, the 14th Edition of the Chicago Manual of Style states: "So far as it can be done without confusion, single or multiple letters, hyphenated coinages, and numbers used as nouns (whether spelled out or in numberals) form the plural by adding s alone." Provided examples include CODs and IOUs. Also according to this source, "Abbreviations having more than one period, such as M.D. and Ph.D., often form their plurals of an apostrophe and an s." Examples given include M.A.'s and Ph.D.'s. I particularly enjoy this excerpt for its anthropomorphism of words, ascribing the action of forming the plural to the words themselves rather than the writer.
Then, of course, there is the real definition of apostrophe, the first listed in Websters Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913):
A figure of speech by which the orator or writer
suddenly breaks off from the previous method of his
discourse, and addresses, in the second person, some
person or thing, absent or present; as, Milton's
apostrophe to Light at the beginning of the third book of
``Paradise Lost.''
Thus, for one who considers processors as narrative, it is indeed likely that there might be an apostrophe in a CPU, for example, in the case of a cache miss....
Re:THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN CPUs!!! (Score:2)
I think you mean "hahmonims."
Re:THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN CPUs - Yes, there is (Score:2)
Re:What's next? (Score:2)
Why not go to 64Kbit DIP DRAMs! Anyone else remember populating an AST SixPack with those?
Re:Where's Cyrix? (Score:2)