Clothing Yourself In Technology 218
Sixyphe writes "Burton Snowboards has just released a very, very nice snowboarding jacket called the Analog Clone. It includes a padded pouch designed to hold a Sony MZ-N1 MiniDisc player and, more importantly, a large textile control pad on the left arm that acts as a remote control for the MD player. This pad is based on technology from SOFTswitch, a UK company. Production, 100 units, price tag, around 1000US$, MZ-N1 included. Not the first textile-based application I've seen (textile keyboards have been around for a while, I believe), but a nice one. This is cool, geeky, musical, sporty and damn useful all at once. Wow. The part I like best is where they mention that the coat is machine-washable when the MD player is removed. Thanks to minidisc.org for the tip." skratchjerk writes "Financial Times has a short article about Levi Strauss' new anti-radiation jeans. They state that 'The trousers, to be launched in the UK next year under Levi's Dockers brand, contain mobile phone pockets with "anti-radiation lining to prevent possible health risks".' I guess it's about time we protected 'the boys.'" Update: 09/13 21:13 GMT by T : The updated Burton link should make the folks at Burton happier ;)
You'll kill yourself (Score:3, Informative)
You may think it's your choice.... until you take out a little girl who is just learning how to ski.
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:1)
Hardly (Score:1)
I've been skiing all my life, and snowboarding for half of it.
People who are inclinded towards dagerous skiing (that is to say dangerous towards themselves and towards others by the way they ski) are a problem regardless of the distractions afforded to them.
Re:Hardly (Score:1)
I wonder why?
Re:Hardly (Score:2)
Listining to music while you're skiing or snowboarding is no more dangerous than listening to it in your car.
You can't be serious. Your sense of hearing is the only indication you have of what's going on behind you when skiing/snowboarding. Without it, you'll have no idea if someone is about to run you over. A car has side and rear view mirrors so hearing is not as essential to avoid being rear-ended.
I've been skiing all my life, and snowboarding for half of it.
Oh, okay. I guess my straightforward, obvious logic doesn't count then. Sheesh.
GMD
Re:Hardly (Score:1)
Roughly halfway between each ear and your nose are two organs that are extremely useful for navigating. You might want to acquaint yourself with them. Especially when combined with the rotational ability of your neck.
Re:Hardly (Score:2)
At which time all will be popped out of your head as you collide with that tree you didn't see b/c you had to look behind you instead of depending on your ears.
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:2)
You can't navigate by sound while riding. The tunes don't really matter.
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:4, Insightful)
You can't navigate by sound while riding. The tunes don't really matter.
The point is not just that you can't hear what is going on around you, but that you are concentrating on something else instead of on skiing/snowboarding. Listening to music requires a certain amount of concentration which isn't available for navigation - there is a finite amount of stuff you can attend to at one time.
The good news is that the brain is relatively good at not concentrating on music when other stimuli grab its attention. Music processing is a low priority task. This is different from, for example, taking part in a conversation, which the brain will treat as a less interuptable activity. This is why talking on a cell phone while driving is considerably more dangerous than listening to music while driving - your brain will continue to concentrate on the conversation even when something else (a red light, a driver cutting into your lane, a child crossing the street) should grab your immediate attention.
So, I tend to disagree that music is a huge danger when skiing, although it does impose some burden on the listener.
Please ignore... [Re:You'll kill yourself] (Score:2)
This is different from, for example, taking part in a conversation, which the brain will treat as a less interuptable activity. This is why talking on a cell phone while driving is considerably more dangerous than listening to music while driving - your brain will continue to concentrate on the conversation even when something else (a red light, a driver cutting into your lane, a child crossing the street) should grab your immediate attention.
Hey, I hate loosers who talk on their cell phone while driving just as much as the next guy, but statements like yours seem a bit overly-broad. What about holding a conversation with a passenger? Is that going to interrupt too much processing power? What about dealing with screaming kids in the back seat? If using cell phones are so dangerous that we need to criminalize their use while driving, then we should criminalize these other activites too.
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:2)
Well, speak for yourself.
Anyway since the jacket doesn't play the music but simply gives you access to the controll of the other device from another company, they wouldn't be liable. They could also put a disclaimer/warning/cover-our-ass-gimmick label in the jacket that says "Don't listen to music while performing a task wich requires your full attention, such as skiing, snowboarding or operating heavy machinery while drunk and fighting rabid monkeys", and state that is designed for use in the chairift and the easy controlls are there for easy shut down before getting off the chairlift and it prevents frosbite and so on.
I personally find that music can enhance concentration in some cases (a very familiar tune for instance).
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:2)
How about speakerphone? It's illegal almost everywhere I can think of to wear two headphones whilst driving... because it may impair your ability to hear an emergency vehicles siren. And the major problem with cell phone driving without a hands-free device is just that... one of your hands is not free.
That said, I still do it.
Forget safety (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Forget safety (Score:2)
East Coast ski resorts
I'm used to boarding in Utah, so when I hit the slopes in PA... Oh man, I couldn't believe people actually went. I guess when it's all you have...
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:4, Funny)
If you are engaged in an activity that could kill you or others, you don't need to be destracted by anthing - mucic, conversation, cell-phones, naked people.
Activities such as:
Rock climbing, Autoroutes/Autobahn/Montanna, Posing on Slashot, DOD Programming deserve your full attention.
It actually galls me to think that's it's an accepted practice to have blareing music in an operating theatre. If I'm paying $2000 an hour for somebody to cut into my heart, then they better pay attention to their scalpel and not to Britney Spear's latest tean-bop.
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:4, Funny)
Cut a hole in your heart
and my watch fell in."
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:2)
Fuckin; A! Too many fucking poseurs on on Slashdot for its own good! Next thing you know they'll try to sit at our lunch table and find out where all the parties we-
Wait. We're talking about the same thing... right?
Re:You'll kill yourself (Score:2)
What really scares me is people who wear headphones while riding bicycles in traffic. That extra fraction of a second you get by having unobstructed hearing and attention could easily the difference between getting doored or hit by a car, and could easily mean your life. Of course, nowadays you see people riding while talking on cell phones -- I swear I see that in Boston once a week.
As an avid and experienced skier, I beg to differ (Score:2)
By law, you are only responsible for those in front of you. All skiers in front of you have the right of way. Sound has nothing to do with your ability to see them.
The only time you shouldn't listen to music is when loading and unloading from the ski lift. You may miss some instructions from the lift operators. Once on the lift, hopefully you are social enough to talk instead of blare music.
What about side by side? (Score:2)
Mostly out of curiosity, what's the rule for people sking side by side? From the rule you quote, it seem like nobody is responsible.
I'm curious since I tore a knee ligament when being hit by a snowboarder from the side. Or possibly I hit him from the side, it's a little hard to tell.
Re:What about side by side? (Score:2)
Most of the time when I've seen people collide like this, it is because they are making wide sweeping turns in opposite directions such that the convex sides of their paths meet. In this case, neither is in the other's field of view, as each person tends to be looking ahead for hazards.
oh goodie (Score:5, Funny)
And cuts off all ability to actually recive a call while in the pocket..
Not like protection is needed anyway... (Score:3)
You don't get power for free... If a phone has 6 days of standby battery life and 4-5 hours of talk time, it's clearly NOT transmitting much when in standby.
Re:Not like protection is needed anyway... (Score:2)
Anyway, the way the system knows where to find you is that your phone is transmitting even when you're not on a call. If these pants work as claimed, then your phone won't work when it's in your pocket. If you're really worried about this, save yourself some money and just turn your phone off.
Re:Not like protection is needed anyway... (Score:2)
Where did I say... (Score:2)
My point was that in standby mode, the phone is RARELY transmitting. Transmitted RF is what people think harms them. (I won't get into whether it does or not...)
Re:oh goodie (Score:3, Informative)
matt
Re:oh goodie (Score:2)
And cuts off all ability to actually recive a call while in the pocket..
Of course, then the aliens would be able to read and control your cell phone's mind, so maybe you are better off with full tinfoil^H^H^H^H^H^H^H radiation-blocking pockets.
I'm still waiting for them to make something that shields the space between your hand and the steering wheel from dangerous cell phones. I mean, if you wanna talk safety risks...
Re:oh goodie (Score:2)
Is just me or does moving the phone closer to your gonads seem like a very bad idea?
Re:oh goodie (Score:2)
We already have laws on the books about inattentive driving, we don't need any new ones that are distraction-specific. Once we go down that path, we're doomed:
Re:oh goodie (Score:2)
A better way re: radiation (Score:1)
Wouldn't an anti-radiation codpiece be better suited for that? Especially considering that everyone around you has a mobile phone, and may not have theirs in a lined pocket.
Maybe we could use the nuclear power to power... (Score:1)
Levi's marketing genious (Score:5, Funny)
I guess it's about time we protected 'the boys.'
They've just captured the entire male market precisely for the above reason. When it comes to the family jewels, better safe than sorry
I want I want I want I want (Score:2)
But seriously, a lot of people listen to music when running, working out, etc....but its difficult to do when skiing/snoboarding (try getting out your CD/Tape/MP3 player and pressing the buttons while wearing gloves)....I think once the price comes down this will be a very popular item.
Sounds great... (Score:1)
AHA! (Score:2)
So *THAT'S* why my nobody calls me anymore!
Get it?.... cell phone... in... EM shielded pocket... assuming shielding works.... unable to connect.... to tower.... no ringy-dingy....
Hey... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hey... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hey... (Score:5, Funny)
No, they just slide down the hill on their tummies... like Tux does.
spindles? (Score:3, Interesting)
Why not something solid-state, like MP3 or OGG?
Built in 802.11b would be cool, too, so you could download new songs while waiting on the chairlift
Re:spindles? (Score:3, Insightful)
But you're forgetting that Sony had to come up with some kind of "cool" marketing idea to get rid of all of the MD players collecting dist in warehouses across the country.
$1000US... uh, no thanks.
Re:spindles? (Score:2)
Hell, you could even integrate in a cell phone...not like you'd get much reception on the slopes tho...
Ok I'll bite (Score:1)
Re:bite this: only 1,000 are being produced (Score:1)
I just find it a bit sad, that's all.
Pinky are you thinking what I'm thinking? (Score:4, Funny)
In other news (Score:1, Funny)
Conspicious omission? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Conspicious omission? (Score:2)
I ride with my iPod in a zippered inner pocket, and it's been fine (despite many spills, yard sales, and track switches during snowstorms).
Generally, when you fall on a board, the areas that take the most force are your wrists, knees, butt or face. Your torso doesn't usually slam into the ground with much force.
OT but why do my electronics freak out (Score:2)
A few years back me and my buddy were tryin tape some gnarly moves up at squaw. I KNOW the battery was fully charged on the camcorder, and was working fine in the cabin.
The moment we hit the slopes it started to act real funny, suddenly turn off for no reason. It wasn't just limited to the camcorder either, my diskman was having difficulties too.
When we returned to the cabin, all our electronic equipment was fine, absolutely no sign of damage or that they had ever been malfunctioning.
Does it have something to do with the cold?
Re:OT but why do my electronics freak out (Score:1)
Re:OT but why do my electronics freak out (Score:1)
"wiping out" on a snowboard with a moving parts hard drive in your backpack, would have a little pun intended.
Re:OT but why do my electronics freak out (Score:3, Informative)
Batteries don't work well in the cold.
Take the batteries OUT of the device and put them in a pocket close to your skin until you use them. I use a camcorder/GPS/Mp3 player when I ski and keep the batteries in my inside pants pocket.
(Why do I need a GPS skiing? Max Speed readout!)
M@
Getting REALLY off topic... (Score:2)
Very cool little device. Kept track of your current speed (if you were brave/psycho enough to look as you were skiing) average speed, top speed and distance traveled. It only cost about $50, and worked really well.
Wow. It still exists [a2xtreme.com].
Re:Getting REALLY off topic... (Score:2)
Anyhow, I sent the GPS back to Garmin for a firm-ware upgrade and now you just put it in your pocket, ski as fast as you can, and then check the readout. Also keeps people honost, as you can then show it to "Mr. 62mph" and say HA ha.
Also works great for tabagonning, snow-tubing, white water rafting, stuffing in R/C airplanes... not to mention those long straight sections of I89 near Bolton.
M@ (aka Mr. 68mph)
Re:OT but why do my electronics freak out (Score:2)
If you took it out of a padded bag that had recently been inside someplace, there's a chance some condensation might've caused the camcorder to act up. The elevated humidity of the warmer environment condensed on exposure to cold air. To keep from chewing up the tape and the heads, it'll shut off and refuse to start up until it's had a chance to clear up. As for the CD player, maybe the pickup lens fogged up for the same reason.
Re:OT but why do my electronics freak out (Score:1)
How can you tell? (Score:2)
How can you tell its "very, very nice"? An important ingredient in any piece of clothing is what it looks like. The photos [burton.com] on Burton's website are so badly exposed that I can't see the jacket at all.
I would be much more likely to shell our a grand for a jacket if I knew what it looked like.
Re:How can you tell? (Score:2)
I'm not worried so much about that. Did you see the headphones? I mean, seriously. Those headphones will cause massive trauma on your first head-meets-object crash. I've done a face plant while extreme riding that broke a pair of carbon-fiber glasses into 5 pieces. I don't trust anything that large or made of hard plastic on my head.
Re:How can you tell? (Score:1)
Ummm... one large piece of hard plastic I would trust on my head: A helmet.
Burton.. how sad (Score:1)
Burton... MD... (Score:1)
They just need to include a bong somehow (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe a hash pipe holder would be ideal.
Re:They just need to include a bong somehow (Score:2)
And a big D.A.R.E. patch on the back! (Score:2)
I remember when I first saw a pair of pants with the inner thigh stash pocket... I just about flipped my wig. I thought that was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. Sure, cops were probably on to it shortly after they came out, but still. Dare to dream.
Re:They just need to include a bong somehow (Score:2)
Nah, that's what your lift ticket wicket is for!
Er... (Score:2, Funny)
What a deal! (Score:1)
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For MiniDisc? (Score:2, Funny)
C'mon, get with the times here. How about you make me a jacket where I can groove to my LPs while I'm doing sixty on my face down the side of a mountain...
Another kind of pants lining (Score:2)
Geeks? Snowboarders? (Score:1)
#2 (Score:1)
gave me a third nut, I thought -
alas, a leg mass.
Anti-Radiation (Score:1)
Eh... (Score:1)
In other news (Score:2)
Microsoft officials flatly denied reports of the fly release mechanism failing at "in opportune times", causing beta testers to become trapped in their pants. A spokes person said "MS Pants have been designed with the same attention to quality and security we put into all our products".
The pants are expected to be available in time for the Christmas shopping season. A more powerful retro 70's jumpsuit will be available next spring.
Thoughts on expensive jackets, future innovations (Score:3, Interesting)
I witnessed an experience of a friend of mine about 15 or 20 years ago that makes me think twice whenever I want to drop a few hundred dollars on a new coat.
I was skiing with a teammate on our racing team. She took a fall as we were heading toward the lift line and slid through a plastic mesh fence. Her arm got stuck in the fence as she slid underneath, resulting in a compound fracture. When the Ski Patrol came to extract her from the fence and get her to a care facility, they had to cut off her rather new $300 Descente racing jacket.
I remember, in between her yelling about how much her arm hurt, cursing at the Ski Patrol as they sliced through the exotic fabric and ruined the jacket.
Of course, it was only a jacket, but it is kind of funny how some people, myself included, grow quite fond of the gear we use when out in the elements. It is not entirely a money issue either, but more how one grows comfortable with, relies upon, and trusts the hardware we use.
I think that it will be really interesting when biometric monitors, GPS gear, and transponders are integrated into clothing to help first responders locate and field diagnose victims in the wilderness or on the trail.
Re:Thoughts on expensive jackets, future innovatio (Score:2)
Re:Thoughts on expensive jackets, future innovatio (Score:2)
old technology... (Score:2)
One of the guys (I cant remember who) who worked with Thad Starner embroidered a control pad in his jean jacket that controlled a synth that was in his jacket.
It wasn't invented in the UK it was invented by a Grad student working on Wearable computing here in the Americas...
Re:old technology... FOUND IT (Score:2)
and here [mit.edu] is more detailed info.
and IBM's take on it can be found here [ibm.com]
again, this is nothing new.
Dumb Idea... (Score:1)
Don't knock it till you try it (Score:2)
2: keep one ear free
3: have music you "know" by heart- that way you aren't really listening to the music, its just background. And then when you hear a child scream or a snow cat roar, you say "Hey! That's not part of the chorus!" and you either stop or get out of the way.
There is nothing better than ending your day on a blue square run with some kickin' 'choons.
I'll take 5 of them (Score:1)
"The Boys"? (Score:1)
Pants remind me of the F-Ray Futurama Episode (Score:1)
and Bender, who giggle to each other, and then set out to the street to have some fun with their
new toy. Fry volunteers to be the first test-subject, and when Bender shines the beam at his pelvis Fry bends forward in pain.
Fry: Ow, my sperm!
Bender: Wow, neat. Mind if I try that again?
[he does so]
Fry: Huh! Didn't hurt that time.
Heh. (Score:1)
Unless, of course, you are female.
reliable? (Score:2)
I mean, it probably does work, in the right circumstances. But on the slopes, after a few falls, does it still work well or do you need to pound away at your arm like a madman?
What, No whining? (Score:2)
Shouldn't there be more posts moderated up that mention that this jacket is definately not GPL compliant? Nothing about emailing the exec's at Burton and telling them to shove their proprietary Jacket somewhere uncomfortable? What on earth is happening to slashdot? Is it possible we're growing up?
</Sarcasm>
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And when you wipe out??? (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
BFD!?! (Score:3, Insightful)
Can anyone explain to me how this is so cool and why people are so impressed? You could take a 20 year old atari joystick control board and wire this puppy up yourself in about an hour.
Hell, my normal attire (work or otherwise) is a pair of shorts and a tshirt, the last thing I need is a wearable anything to clutter up my ensemble. Give me something I can clip to my shorts or stick in my pocket with decent ergos and I'm a happy man. Having a 802.11 antennae in my pocket (are you happy to see me or is that a WiFi antennae in your pocket, then again, with the size of a typical antennae, it had better be an antennae or it will be the only thing keeping you warm down there) is not my idea of enpowering, except in the literal sense.
Harumphhh.
Re:BFD!?! (Score:2)
I ride a motorcycle, and I'm bundled probably much more than any snowboarder, but it would make more sense to come up with a flat velcro control panel that could attach to the arm of my riding suit, or my tankbag, or my tank. This would be truely useful, not the overblown hype of "wearable" computing (give me smart ergo/form factor computing anyday). All this wearable hogwash reminds me of pen computing. It's obvious and it has it's place, but for some reason there are lots of people who want to make it into something much grander, and tons of people who follow right along.
It's about time.. (Score:2)
Why not create a jacket with an integrated GPS/Compass/Temp guage and mp3 player for hikers? Imagine pulling off a protective cover on your wrist and seeing a display showing your heading, location, your body temperature, outside temperature and which mp3 is playing. Doesn't even have to be color, just backlit.
Guaranteed, you can sell this jacket for 700 bucks and people will buy it. Maybe I'm in a minority, but I have money for gadgets, but there just isn't anything out there I want. Got Tivo, got xBox, got my own weather station [fperkins.com] [offline at the moment as I rewire it], got an Audrey [audreyhacking.com]. Maybe I'm just spoiled
Be cool with techno gear!! (Score:2, Funny)
anti-radiation jeans (Score:2)
I mean, after all, while the US keeps talking about "we want peace," we still got more nukes than anybody out there, combined, right?
responsibility (Score:2)
Burton's wonderful webpage (Score:2)
Re:Dockers (Score:2)
I call them my "geek pants". If I was a kid still I'd probably call them "super agent pants" because of all the secret pockets.
For the Frank Herbert fans out there, perhaps the new ones could be called "no-pants" (okay, that's a stretch, they only block radiation, not prescience). How about "radioactive containment pants", "prophylactic pants" or "hypocondriac pants"?
Frank Herbert (Score:2)