
DIY BMW Computer Chair 213
vortimax writes "Roger Arrick has put up a web page describing his quest to build the ultimate computer chair. It's based on the powered passenger seat from a late-model BMW. Add a power supply, a frame with a working surface, and you've got one unique computer workstation." Nothing
like automated lumbar support while you're gam^H^H^H working. Just good
luck getting the parts on your own ;)
Sweet! (Score:2, Funny)
Cost, Comfort, and Powered Desktop! (Score:3, Interesting)
Now if I can justify the cost for the darn thing, itll be perfect. The ultimate computing machine
Hey, that seat is a really good idea. However, it disturbs me that the guy didn't go all out and make a powered top, so that it slides into position when you sit down. A couple of power window motors would do that job very nicely.
Even better, those Lincolns with the seat memory don't have magic seats. All that's needed is appropriate software, and an interface to the computer.
Imagine it: Sit down. Log in. Immediately, the computer adjusts the seat and desktop position. Heated seats could be employed, which would warm your tender buttocks on those days when the air conditioner is just set a notch too high. Do your work, log off. Instantly, the desktop rolls back and the seat reclines to a position where egress is easy.
Save money, too. Why bother with a regulated supply to run DC motors? The computer to seat control electronics could run off the computer's power supply. A bunch of relays would control the seat motors, desktop and heater. If they're just DC motors, use a car battery charger - they're cheaper and provide lots more current.
Jeez. I gotta build me one of these. I've got a set of leather bucket seats from a 1971 Chrysler Imperial kicking around my garage, just begging for a home.(Well, the back seat has already made an excellent sofa in the basement den.)
What, no fridge? (Score:5, Funny)
I -hate- having to get up when I'm on a hot streak in Q3A, just to get more beer. Damn that beer! Give me a chair with a fridge!!
Re:What, no fridge? (Score:4, Funny)
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This is probably one of the most controlling factors in my life. Tip: when checking out universities, the highest priority is to check what the seats in the lecture theatres are made out of. If it's that horrible vinyl plastic stuff, do NOT apply. Personally, I couldn't stand 3-4 years sitting on one of those horrible things.
Re:What, no fridge? (Score:2)
So the prof put me to sleep, but I couldn't get comfortable because of the chairs!
Thankfully that's over
Doug
Re:What, no fridge? (Score:1)
Whatever, I'm not quite sure why you would care. I'll just go over here and talk to myself...
Re:What, no fridge? (Score:1)
What next? (Score:2)
And that won't be good for anyone...
Re:What next? (Score:3)
Re:What next? (Score:2)
Re:What, no fridge? (Score:2)
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seatbelts? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:seatbelts? (Score:1)
Re:seatbelts? (Score:2)
Crash and you get to eat popcorn! plus it saves your life (not that you just couldn't continue).
Re:seatbelts? (Score:2)
Awz - nice one.
I'd love to have a seat like that with a manual shifter to use for racing games, or maybe a pilot's joystick as a mouse.
All it needs... (Score:2, Funny)
^H^H^H (Score:3, Funny)
Re:^H^H^H (Score:2)
Re:^H^H^H (Score:2)
In any event, recalibrate your sarcasm detector -- the original poster clearly knew the joke.
Re:^H^H^H (Score:2)
If I telnet into my university, and start banging away, and start hitting backspace, I end up with the ^H^H^H^H......of course thats only at the command prompt. Everything works perfectly fine in editors and such, I just have to remember to use ctrl+backspace at the command line
Re:^H^H^H (Score:2)
Re:^H^H^H (Score:2)
In the publishing/authoring world often mistakes would be over typed with X and the correct word typed after or in the linespace.
This was later used to make quips and replace them with more politicaly correct text, while letting the reader still read the more apropriate word.
Of course, in HTML we have the good ol' strikethrough tag <del> [w3schools.com] (it used to be <strike> and its variant <s> [w3schools.com], but they're deprecated in HTML 4.0). Not that it matters, since slashdot doesn't allow any of them in posts. Thus the use of ^H.
The strike tag was incorporated into the HTML spec very early on - specifically, it seems, for this purpose.
Re: Why a BMW seat? (Score:2, Interesting)
that's not a computer chair... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:that's not a computer chair... (Score:1)
(funnier than snot but still wrong)
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Re:that's not a computer chair... (Score:1)
Re:that's not a computer chair... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:that's not a computer chair... (Score:2, Funny)
No airbag for BSOD? (Score:3, Funny)
Talk about getting the priorities all wrong!
Uh oh (Score:4, Funny)
Problems... (Score:1)
Well, maybe there's a good point - does it have heated seats? It might be good for those cold coding nights.
15 comments later... (Score:1, Redundant)
Arghh! (Score:1)
He spends 3+ hours in his?! Oh for release from my 10 hour days in the cube of pain!!
Damn you slashdot- and your cool toys made by people with more time, money and initiative than I could ever have!!
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The chair I sit in.... (Score:1)
To me, this idea looks nice, but alittle cramped. I also like to turn on an instant, with this chair, that is impossible. I would rather have a adjustable office chair.I need back support and I like a chair that pushes on my back when I lean back. A car chair just doesn't cut it for chairs that I need.
Ironic... (Score:2, Funny)
How I need one of those chairs to sit and wait for the slashdotting to end, so I can see the chair.
Here is a chair too, (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Here is a chair too, (Score:2)
3 hours? (Score:1, Troll)
Sheesh, if I only spent 3 hours a day on my computer, I don't think I'd need a BMW workstation.. more like honda civic.
Grabbed a quick mirror (Score:5, Informative)
Please note, I pay like 7 bucks a month for this hosting, so be gentle...
Ahhh forget it, I know you won't.
Re:Grabbed a quick mirror (Score:1)
Please note, I pay like 7 bucks a month for this hosting, so be gentle...
Ahhh forget it, I know you won't.
Gentle, on a mirrored link? on slashdot?
That's like Homer being sparing... on a case of Duff..
Re:Grabbed a quick mirror (Score:2)
Brought to you in 2 seconds flat by the beutiful cooperation among Linux webserver, Samba, Windows XP, and Opera's "Save with images" feature.
Life _is_ getting better.
E-Cliner. (Score:1)
It's not a ultimate chair, but I doubt this one is too. When it comes to getting lazy, people get aweful inventive
For those of you with $20k, but no time... (Score:1)
He's got it all wrong. (Score:2, Interesting)
A chair like that deserves a huge wall sized screen and voice activated controls.
I'd place it in the middle of a room, take a seat and say things like:
"main screen turn on" or
"Make your time",
"make it so",
or even "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to.....ludicrous speed!"
3 + hours? (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:3 + hours? (Score:5, Funny)
i spend 16+ hours.. and i sit on my floor..
Playstation doesn't count.Joke (Score:3, Funny)
A: A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
Disclaimer: I live in the Silicon Valley and am therefore, by law, entitled to make fun of the assholes driving their beemers around in the far-left lane at 5 miles below the speed limit, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting as if they purchased soverign right to the roads along with their overpriced German-made Civics.
Re:Joke (Score:2)
I figure an hour or two on the Autobahn should do the trick.
Shameless Karma Whoring (Score:5, Funny)
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to get the farmer for help.
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z3 series BMW.
Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he had time to save his friends's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny beemer, and managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
The friendship between the two animals was cemented - best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thingie" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him out, saving his life.
Moral: When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Re:Shameless Karma Whoring (Score:2)
Re:Joke (Score:5, Insightful)
Again, I'm not saying you are wrong, but perhaps maybe jumped to a stereotypical conclusion. Also, there is nothing wrong with going 5 under the speed limit, after all, it is a limit and not the speed that you must drive. I have no problem with slow drivers, as long as they don't provide a dangerous obstacle. Not using turn signals, however, is not good. I hate people who don't use turn signals.
Disclaimer: I live in rural Pennsylvania, and am therefore, frequently forced to drive slowly behind horse-and-buggys, which are equipped with neither turn signals nor brake lights. They regularly drive well... 5 miles an hour and run red lights on occasion, as if they hand-built their soverign right to the road.
Re:BMW resale value (Score:2)
That aside, I'd rather have an M5 anyday. :-)
Re:BMW resale value (Score:2)
Re:Joke (Score:2)
Re:Joke (Score:2)
Most Japanese cars that make it to America are the shitty civics and sentras and accords. There are a few "low-end luxury" cars like the Lexus and Acura and Inifiniti cars, but very few of the really high performance Japanese cars arrive here (an exception being the overpriced, outdated Acura NSX).
Re:Joke (Score:2)
Modular Analog Synthesizers (Score:1)
He is easily motivated apparently! (Score:2)
Imagine what he would have built if he had spent 10+ hours a day at the computer!
I know I spend a lot more time than 3+ hours a day at my computer (work and home).
Re:He is easily motivated apparently! (Score:2, Funny)
errr...nothing?
Needs casters (Score:1)
1) I would rather have the remote control up by my mouse for easily accessible seat adjustment.
2) The thing is a bit more than a chair obviously, but it would have worked better on a mobile platform maybe with "anchors" similar to a wheelchair that can be made to hold it's position.
This is news? (Score:2)
Years ago -- and I mean something on the order of a decade -- I remember the famous racing-seat manufacturer Recaro [recaro.com] offering an office chair. It was simply one of their less aggressive (read: touring instead of racing) seats attached to an office chair base. There was even a model that included power adjustments and bolted a small 12v battery to the frame.
Now, all I can find is this sad example. [recaro-nao.com] ~$1000 for fabric upholstery, ~$1500 for leather... but that's just one site I found on a Google search. [google.com]
It's a shame the site is buried under the load, I'd like to see that chair. I've had the same idea for some time... I used to own a VW Corrado (which came with Recaro seats), and I often thought about mounting one of those on a swivel base for non-car use. That thing was comfy! However, looking at the prices for a new Recaro, I think I'll just search ebay for an Aeron. [hermanmiller.com]
Re:This is news? (Score:2)
Recaro chair [exoticar.com]
Momo chair [exoticar.com]
Carerra chair [exoticar.com]
Generic bucket seat chair [exoticar.com]
already built a better one myself (Score:3, Interesting)
composite seat, gas shock, aircraft cables, & the seating position stolen from my favorite lazyboy
Re:already built a better one myself (Score:1)
Doesn't the cd rom poke you in the nuts when it ejects? Err, never mind.
If you're going to all this trouble.... (Score:1)
Oh my. The poor dear. (Score:5, Funny)
Since I spend 3+ hours a day on the computer working and playing, I figured that it should be comfortable.
If that's the formula, I should be sitting on Shakira's lap when I'm computing.
--Blair
Re:Oh my. The poor dear. (Score:2)
If that's the formula, I should be sitting on Shakira's lap when I'm computing.
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Wouldn't that be better the other way around?
Re:Oh my. The poor dear. (Score:2)
And then they aren't.
And then they are.
And then they aren't...
Ultimate!? (Score:1)
-MB-
Step 1 (Score:1)
-dk
choice of seat... (Score:3, Informative)
What about (Score:1)
I prefer the Snowchash chair (Score:3, Interesting)
integrates the chair, computer, and controls [omor.com] in a more
mototcycle-like geometry.
Still, it's cheaper to sit in an Aeron.
86 BMW (Score:1)
Now, if it gets wrecked like my last car I guess I could go to the junkyard and steal (er...) obtain the seats.... The sheepskin covers would make it extra comfy.
Fantastic idea. Just add a cooler, built-in joystick, and frame to hold your 21" LCD -- I like it.
the ultimate computer desk... (Score:4, Interesting)
http://www.sara.nl/hpc.www/images/unite/unite.jpg [www.sara.nl]
Ok... so it's 1997 technology, but you get the idea.
Plus it's cooler looking than SARA's current monster [www.sara.nl].
Re:the ultimate computer desk... (Score:2)
Calum
What? (Score:1)
3 hours? I thought this was someone who actually had a purpose for building the chair.
At least it's easier to explain... (Score:1)
A perfectly adaptable idea (Score:1)
for people w/ a bit more money (Score:1)
not that i would buy one -- but for those of you who have such fetishes...
Re:for people w/ a bit more money (Score:1)
Finally, I'm ahead of the trend! (Score:1)
Local Junkyard (Score:2, Funny)
Three Plus Hours? (Score:3, Funny)
Less than four hours in front of your computer per day and you need a fancy chair? When I was your age, we sat on rocks (hard, pointy ones) in seven feet of snow, for 32 hours a day (days were longer then, you know), and we were THANKFUL!
What's up with the other 20 hours in your day? I certainly hope you're not out getting fresh air or talking to girls instead.
Buckle down, slacker.
Get yer own? No problem! (Score:2)
Incidentally, I used to have a special seating system set up in my school apartment for playing gran turismo (a game I excelled at until i moved in with my girlfriend and suddenly lost all time to play). It consisted of an old Chevrolet AstroVan seat (price: $6 at Gary's U-pull-it) screwed into a carpetted plywood board on lockable casters, two pedals and a suspended steering wheel. We'd roll it in front of the shitty RCA TV and take turns smoking the competition. Afterwards, it would roll back up against the wall, for easy storage of dirty dishes.
How to get one of those seats (Score:3, Funny)
Somebody broke into my car. I'd only left it for a few minutes.
Yeah, they smashed the window and took the seat.
No, NOT the CD - the seat.
About this Seat (Score:2)
Had he chosen a slightly earlier seat, mounting it would have been significantly easier, as the E12 and E28 5 series seats simply bolt to the floor of the vehicle with 4 17mm bolts.
Incidentally, you can often get these seats _extremely_ cheaply at junkyards. I got an entire 1985 528e interior (non power seats, however) for $60 bucks at a junkyard.
Also, the seats he has pictured are in no way high performance seats. they have the collapsable arm rest which makes them more like captains chairs. BMW sport seats have thick deep side bolsters that keep your body planted during high side loading conditions. These seats are from a comfortable touring car, not a racing machine.
seen it .. .kinda (Score:2)
You think that $hit's cool? (Score:2)
http://www.vb.quik.com/jmciver/pages/computer.h
He could have just bought this: (Score:2)
Geek "speeling" and grammar (Score:2)
Here's a good example from the BMW Chair site:
"Misquitos were terrible in my garage on a hot Texas summer evening but progress prevailed and the whelps diminished over time."
First, it's mosqito, not misqito. And I can only guess he meant "welt" (lump on the body) rather than whelp, which is generally a puppy. Unless his garage was in fact infested with puppies, in which case diminishing whelps might be a good thing.
And how progress can prevail over mosquitos is anyones guess.
Re:Geek "speeling" and grammar (Score:2)
Doh!
Re:Very nice... (Score:3, Funny)