Underwater Computer For Ocean Research 76
Jafa writes "Following the article on space laptops, here's
an article on a
computer built for underwater. Not as in a typical dive computer, or for higher pressure air environments,
but wet and under pressure. The article is fairly short on technical details, but it sounds like it uses key chords in place of a typical keyboard. We've got space, underwater, and nano. What other frontiers or environments are left for computers to work in?"
New environment: war (Score:4)
The scary part - they run win 2k
Why hasn't more development occurred for hotness? (Score:1)
Water, water (Score:2)
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Hard vacuum... (Score:1)
No, we don't really have "space". We just have "zero-g". :o)
Nothing mentioned so far would properly operate *outside* the space shuttle when in orbit. I imagine such a machine would have to be hardened enough that it would also operate just fine underwater - and in any environment it is possible for a suitably protected human to visit.
This sort of device would probably be a requirement for any future manned expeditions to the moon or mars - a mobile computer for data collection, mapping, email, reading /.
Those machines would be the ultimate road-warriors...
(Which brings up another point - how would remote internet access from another planet be handled - with round-trip signal delays of minutes rather than the seconds that the current generation of zero-G space hardware is designed to deal with?)
herm.... (Score:1)
Re:Other environments... (Score:2)
My uncle works for GoodYear in their internal systems design department. I am told that the machines that they stick out on the assembly line must be super reliable. (ie, they can't afford to close down an entire section of the plant so that a human can enter the highly toxic/hot enviro. to fix a broken box.)
So, during the testing phase, I am told that they litterly seal up the box (they run i486 cpu's w/their own motherboards), hook up the sealed mux cable, start the canned software, and then toss (no joke) the system into a tank of fluid kept at approx. 180-208 Deg F. (if my memory serves me correctly) for 2 weeks.
I have no idea how the cooling works. I just know for a fact that it is done. Apparently there are a LOT of trade secrets in this stuff.
Just FYI,
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Re:Frontiers of computing (Score:1)
escape (Score:1)
Now I can keep on working, while doing my favorite hobby: Diving.
It's all i ever needed. NOT
Mark [zwienenberg.com]
Mark [zwienenberg.com]
Re:Wow (Score:1)
Averye0 -- is left-handed, redheaded, and a stepchild, but not a bastard (at least, not technically)
unexplored frontiers (Score:1)
Hemos' ass crack!!!
I would like to see a machine work in such a hellish harsh environment.
Re:Okay, um.... (Score:2)
Not that I'm an expert or anything - deepest I've ever dived is when I've dropped the soap in my bathtub!
"Give the anarchist a cigarette"
Re:Hmmm, build your own at home? (Score:1)
Re:Under Water Computing (Score:2)
Re:Cool, computers you can overclock like mad (Score:1)
Have a liquid-cooled system. With these new-fangled biochips, might actually need the water.
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Re:Nuke-able computers (Score:2)
1) Once science invents a computer that can withstand blast forces and still operate with a melted processor, nuke blasts are covered.
2) Vacuum tubes are immune. The old style MiGs in the Russian Air Force were immune to the electromagnetic pulses from nuclear weapons. The U.S.A.F. planes were exceedingly vulnerable because they have every shiny nice new toy that the Air Farce wants to put in there, wherein it becomes next to impossible for one of those overpriced monsters to fly without electrical power. The MiGs didn't have the best glide ratio, but they could still operate in the bounds of the EMP.
So, if you want to make a computer that goes back to vacuum tubes and steam powered analytical engines, you could make it nuke-resistant. Either that, or slap 4 inches of lead on every side of the case, peripherals and cables.
Kierthos
Re Hacked. (Score:1)
That is one of the best reply's I have ever had to my sig!
Hmmm, build your own at home? (Score:3)
Back in the '80's the guy who taught me BASIC on a TRS 80 was working on some sort of encrypted security sensor (I was allowed to see it, and only know a little of what it did, but hey, I was 11 at the time!) Anyways, since the sensor and its electronics had to be in a variable environment, what he did was encase the electronics in epoxy. The small board and chips easially fit inside an ice cube, and thats exactly how he encased them. He left the wires for the power and sensors out of the ice cube tray, then poured epoxy into the trays. Bingo. Totally encased eletronics. Now this did not look too great, but it worked...
You could do a similar thing with todays electronics though. the only problem would be the power supply and peripherals (and TOTAL lack of upgrades....) (Cooling would be easy, use a water-soluble material to mould around the heatsink, when the epoxy sets, wash away the mould, leaving a hole to the outside.
Thats my theory anyways. I think epoxy would work. (At least to a depth of 30 feet, I don't know if it could handle the pressure of say 150 feet. You would have to design the system carefully for those depths!)
Of course, I guess that simple pressure cases could do this just as easially simply hook the system up to the bcd and it should work for keeping the system properly pressurized...
Just some random geeky thoughts...
I feel like encasing one of my 486's in epoxy now to try that out....
Sort of poetic (Score:1)
I don't know about the rest of you... (Score:1)
Not to dismiss those of you who use substitutes, but, ah, I'll stick with the real thing.
Re:waterproof keyboards (Score:1)
Okay, um.... (Score:1)
Don't get me wrong, I'm certainly not anti-technology, but I think proliferation is better used elswhere. When I'm underwater, there's a lot of other things that I've got my mind on rather than downloading my e-mail, overclocking my Celeron, or anything pertaining to my computer for that matter.
Even for serious government-funded research. the computers should stay onboard the boats and leave the divers to explore in a hands-free environment.
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Vote Homer Simpson for President!
Beowulf (Score:1)
Really, though, I'd love to be able to play Quake3 in my bathtub!
Re:Gee, I dunno (Score:2)
Blub, blub, blub... (Score:1)
Re:Under Water Computing (Score:1)
Re:Under Water Computing (Score:1)
Under water wireless networking is a much harder problem than you might expect. Electro-magnetic Waves don't travel very far in water, so you'd have to line the ocean with repeaters...
It might be possible if the diver had a bouy above where he was diving. He would transmit to the bouy (that he couldn't be too far from), and the bouy would repeat the signal to a ground base.
It'd add a bit of latency, so quake while your diving would still be out of the questionSound waves? (Score:2)
Re:pressure (Score:1)
Wow! Imagine... (Score:1)
One remaining final frontier (Score:1)
Not "interstellar" as in, deep space, travelling from one star to another.
"INTRAstellar" as in, travelling WITHIN a star.
Code commentary is like sex.
If it's good, it's VERY good.
Geez. Memory leaks are bad enough. (Score:1)
What's next? In the body, of course (Score:1)
Another frontier (Score:1)
My office...Thanks MS.
Sheldon
Re:A harsh enviroment (Score:2)
Putting a lock on your door won't stop most good burglars. It does, however, change the charge from illegal entry to break and enter.
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Under Water Computing (Score:1)
Nuke-able computers (Score:1)
Gee, I dunno (Score:1)
"What other frontiers or environments are left for computers to work in?" How about the typical windoze office, none of the computers there seem to work at all.
Windoze enhanced security mode: shut off
Ooooouch! (Score:1)
A harsh enviroment (Score:1)
Imagine... (Score:1)
The Aussies have it beat (Score:3)
Re:Under Water Computing (Score:2)
I'm building a Beowulf cluster using a bunch of 486 motherboards installed in the toilet tanks around the office.
Helps to keep the (overclocked) processors cool, and it saves water!
We need (Score:1)
Re:12th post? (Score:1)
It all started the same day segfault.org stopped posting comments and writeins on the poll.
I don't think /. would last long if it stopped comments.
Re:Blub, blub, blub... (Score:1)
Looking forward . . . (Score:1)
Other environments... (Score:4)
What about very hot environments? It would be pretty easy to make a computer work at very cold temperature, but what about one that would work at very hot temperature like would be needed for a mission to Venus (200-400 C). This is really a fundamental semi-conductor problem. Does anyone know what's the hottest environment they've managed to make a processor run so far?
Volcanoes. (Score:2)
Re:Water, water (Score:1)
Cool, computers you can overclock like mad (Score:1)
Though it would make it pretty hard to change cd's.
does the internet go that low?
Though the fish might get annoyed by to many MP3's playing. As sound travles better in water...
I can see it now. "Napster sinks to new low."
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Sewage? (Score:1)
We've got space, underwater, and nano. What other frontiers or environments are left for computers to work in?
How about raw sewage? Like, say the guy in Shawshank wants to check his email/play solitaire/etc halfway through the escape...
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Now all I need... (Score:1)
is a laptop with a screen that doesn't fog up while I'm pushin' a turtle head out.
Re:I have some ideas (Score:1)
How, at that particular moment, you could give her anything less than your full undivided attention, baffles me.
Re:Imagine... (Score:1)
Re:Under Water Computing (Score:2)
Actually, the overly-frequent flushing would probably cause all the processors to overheat (running dry too long) and would cause a rather massive hardware failure...
Re:Hi Tech Heating (Score:2)
Re: Beowulf cluster of 486s mounted in toilet tanks.
Upgrade to P3s and eliminate your hot water bills! Not to mention that annoying fan noise.Great idea!
And when I'm taking a dump and a piece hits the water a little too fast, the water that sprays up from the bowl will give me third-degree burns.
On the other hand, I will agree with you that it does have its merits. Certainly, hot water in the toilet will probably reduce the incidence of stains and things in the bowl.
Re:Waterproof Keyboard? (Score:1)
Re:The Aussies have it beat (Score:1)
Re:Under Water Computing (Score:1)
... A beowulf cluster of toilets
I have some ideas (Score:1)
How about a computer for your shower? I'd love to Q3 or UT while my g/f suds me me up. :-)!
How about a little pop-out-from-the-sink-next-to-the-toilet computer? The King would love to check his mail and code while sitting on his throne. Wouldn't you?
waterproof keyboards (Score:1)
-MSD.dyndns.org [dyndns.org]
"Sucks to your ass-mar"
In addition . . . (Score:2)
New frontiers (Score:1)
"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the bead."
Re:Water, water (Score:1)
But if you want to actually be able to use the Palm in wet conditions, you'll want to check out Aquapac [aquapac.net].
Good stuff, both of em.
Re:Sort of poetic (Score:1)
pressure (Score:2)
Re:The Aussies have it beat (Score:1)
From the referenced article (5th paragraph):
In other words the Aussies developed this computer for the Nova Southeastern University Oceanographic Center.
Re:Other environments... (Score:2)
Re:Wow (Score:1)
Hawks
"Developers are the redheaded bastard step children of the computer world",
Functioning Windows based computers (Score:1)
Or in my case (I have a bad temper) it needs to be functioning inside of a trash can, with crusty week-old General Tso's Chicken sauce and pork fried rice all over it.
Another option that would be useful for too many reasons to list...
I want a working computer that is completely encased inside of a brick.
Re:A harsh enviroment (Score:1)
Wow (Score:1)
Averye0
Hi Tech Heating (Score:2)
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Frontiers (Score:2)
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Re:waterproof keyboards (Score:1)
Waterproof Keyboard? (Score:1)
I have *a friend* who enjoys masturbating while looking at Natalie Portman pictures he finds on the Internet. Does this mean my *friend* doesn't have to worry about dried up semen ruining his keyboard? My *friend* is getting really damn tired of buying a new keyboard every six months.