It's almost like there was an industry event on this week. But surely that can't be it.
Look you really need to get over yourself. If hearing updates from the big names in Tech worries you that much then rather than only turning of Slashdot on April 1st, mark your calendar for the 4 times a year Apple host events. You may also want to turn of Slashdot when major Microsoft events are on, for E3, WMC, or any other major event takes place. God forbid you see a news site actually repeat what was said at such an event.
I for one am impressed you wasted so much time posting in something you weren't interested in, and off topic at that. Maybe it's time to find a hobby.
And we're all impressed you wasted so much time being an asshole, and an off topic asshole at that.
There's a difference. I enjoy being an arsehole. I get up early because there are otherwise not enough hours in the day in which to be an arsehole. I certainly don't go around being an arsehole and then at the same time complain about being one. That would be kind of stupid and a waste of my time which is better spent being an arsehole to stupid people on the internet.
I'm glad you're impressed. I'll consider that validation of all my good work, even if you meant it in jest while (as expected) completely mis
Quite apparent. It's also a sign of a personality disorder.
I get up early because there are otherwise not enough hours in the day in which to be an arsehole.
Yes, we're familiar with your posting history. You are on this site every. fucking. day. proving you're an asshole. Not only is it indicative of a personality disorder, it shows you have no life to speak of. Sad.
That would be kind of stupid and a waste of my time which is better spent being an arsehole to stupid people on the internet.
Were you the inspiration for this? [xkcd.com] If not, you're just another run-of-the-mill asshole on the internet who says plenty of stupid shit himself. Completely unremarkable.
I'm glad you're impressed. I'll consider that validation of all my good work, even if you meant it in jest while (as expected) completely missing the fucking point.
Missed point? My point was and is you're an assole. You have 100%
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Apple is getting a lot of Slashvertising here (Score:2, Funny)
Apple Introduces M1 Chip-Powered iMac
followed almost immediately by
The New iPad Pro Features Apple's M1 Chip
,
Apple Announces $29 AirTag, a New Tile-like Item Tracker
followed almost immediately by
Tile Bashes Apple's New AirTag as Unfair Competition
, they've captured almost half the front page already. Why not
This Week's Apple Product Announcements
, which covers all of that?
Re:Apple is getting a lot of Slashvertising here (Score:4, Insightful)
It's almost like there was an industry event on this week. But surely that can't be it.
Look you really need to get over yourself. If hearing updates from the big names in Tech worries you that much then rather than only turning of Slashdot on April 1st, mark your calendar for the 4 times a year Apple host events. You may also want to turn of Slashdot when major Microsoft events are on, for E3, WMC, or any other major event takes place. God forbid you see a news site actually repeat what was said at such an event.
I for one am impressed you wasted so much time posting in something you weren't interested in, and off topic at that. Maybe it's time to find a hobby.
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I for one am impressed you wasted so much time posting in something you weren't interested in, and off topic at that.
And we're all impressed you wasted so much time being an asshole, and an off topic asshole at that.
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And we're all impressed you wasted so much time being an asshole, and an off topic asshole at that.
There's a difference. I enjoy being an arsehole. I get up early because there are otherwise not enough hours in the day in which to be an arsehole. I certainly don't go around being an arsehole and then at the same time complain about being one. That would be kind of stupid and a waste of my time which is better spent being an arsehole to stupid people on the internet.
I'm glad you're impressed. I'll consider that validation of all my good work, even if you meant it in jest while (as expected) completely mis
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I enjoy being an arsehole.
Quite apparent. It's also a sign of a personality disorder.
I get up early because there are otherwise not enough hours in the day in which to be an arsehole.
Yes, we're familiar with your posting history. You are on this site every. fucking. day. proving you're an asshole. Not only is it indicative of a personality disorder, it shows you have no life to speak of. Sad.
That would be kind of stupid and a waste of my time which is better spent being an arsehole to stupid people on the internet.
Were you the inspiration for this? [xkcd.com] If not, you're just another run-of-the-mill asshole on the internet who says plenty of stupid shit himself. Completely unremarkable.
I'm glad you're impressed. I'll consider that validation of all my good work, even if you meant it in jest while (as expected) completely missing the fucking point.
Missed point? My point was and is you're an assole. You have 100%