DavidGilbert99 writes: "George Takei posts a link to a new t-shirt on his Facebook Page. A lot of his 2 million fans try to go to his merchandise page at the same time. The ISP believes it is under a DDoS attack and shuts down the site. Once the reason fort eh site shutting down is discovered, Takei's fans tell him he has a new power: "You now command an entire army that can take down any site at will, just say the word."" Link to Original Source
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with my breakfast cereal."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy"