Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility 181
Bruce Perens writes "I found myself alone in a room, in front of a deep square or rectangular pool of impressively clear, still water. There was a pile of material at the bottom of the pool, and a blue glow of Cherenkov radiation in the water around it. To this day, I can't explain how an unsupervised kid could ever have gotten in there."
This is it! (Score:4, Funny)
This explains Bruce's Open Source super powers.
It's like peter parker but instead of a spider, its a pool of radioactive cherenkov radiation.
I knew it!
A: Blundering into a nuclear facility (Score:5, Funny)
Q: What do Bruce Perens and an 82-year old nun have in common?
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/10/02/1952221/82-year-old-nun-breaks-into-nuclear-facility-contractors-blamed [slashdot.org]
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:5, Funny)
TL;DR
This sounds very improbable (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is it! (Score:2, Funny)
Im sorry I'm not up on all the latest hiphop slang you kids use these days.
Re:A: Blundering into a nuclear facility (Score:4, Funny)
Q: What do Bruce Perens and an 82-year old nun have in common?
Both are creatures of habit?
Re:A: Blundering into a nuclear facility (Score:4, Funny)
Both are virgins, of course.
Re:A: Blundering into a nuclear facility (Score:5, Funny)
Q: What do Bruce Perens and an 82-year old nun have in common?
Both are creatures of habit?
You can kiss a nun once or twice, but don't get into the habit.
Description reminds me of... (Score:3, Funny)
There is a pile of material at the bottom of the pool, and a blue glow of Cherenkov radiation in the water around it.
> TAKE PILE
You cannot take that item.
> INVENTORY
You have:
> GO NORTH
You cannot go that way.
> JUMP IN POOL
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
> ENTER POOL
You have jumped into the pool.
You have died from radiation poisoning.
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:4, Funny)
"You have entered a dark passage. If it weren't for the glow from Cherenkov radiation, you might be eaten by a grue."
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:4, Funny)
Have you played text Pac-Man? "You are in a hallway, there are floating balls at waist height to the east and west, in the distance your hear what you think are ghosts."
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:5, Funny)
I guess cancer is kind of like a super power.
or so Lance Armstrong would like us to believe.
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:4, Funny)
Is that it?
No, in some countries the second part is censored. You might not have discovered how he later discovered how he had amazing powers over women and his incredible steamy sex sessions. I will never forget those pictures.
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:5, Funny)
That is they would rub you down with lotion
Doesn't sound like the sort of place they should let children into.
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:5, Funny)
In the same way most americans have one (sorry, couldn't resist).
Re:So... I read the article. (Score:4, Funny)
That is they would rub you down with lotion
Doesn't sound like the sort of place they should let children into.
It's better than giving them the hose, again