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Phony Laser Security System Proves Perception Is Reality 243

Hugh Pickens writes writes "Softpedia reports that Global Link Security Solutions are offering a product that doesn't actually do anything to alert an owner of a break-in to their home or business, but it displays "one hell of a laser show in an attempt to scare potential crooks into thinking that they have no chance of breaking in without triggering the alarm." According to the security firm, LaserScan has four lines of protection: a number of lasers that move along the walls and floors (video), an LED which indicates that there's a "link" to a satellite, a beeping alert, and a sticker placed on the front door. Although the company claims that none of their current customers has reported break-ins since the system has been installed, security guru Bruce Schneier highlights that the product only works if the product isn't very widely known."
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Phony Laser Security System Proves Perception Is Reality

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  • Um, duh? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @06:47PM (#41087947)

    How is this anything more than a high-tech version of the old "Beware of guard dog" signs?

  • As long.. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @06:49PM (#41087983)

    ...as it is not widely known.

    Posting it on Slashdot sounds like a great idea. :)

  • by SuperKendall ( 25149 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @06:53PM (#41088017)

    The thing about "security theater", is that it's not 100% useless - it provides a very real psychological deterrent to someone thinking about breaking in.

    Even if a criminal knew such a system was not real, they would not know it was not also paired with a real alarm system, or perhaps this version was real somehow. The kind of people breaking into things generally are not that well educated, so how could they really tell if the system was fake or not even knowing fake systems existed?

    The problem with security theater in airports is that it causes way too much grief to outweigh the deterrence gained. But in this case there is no downside and the system would be very cheap to install.

    True anecdote - when going to a summer college I had a car I had to park in a remote lot. I installed an LED I could turn on with a switch, that just sat there blinking.

    The ONE DAY I forgot to turn on that switch, someone broke into my car and took a $10 cassette player (the window cost more than $50 to replace). After that I remembered every time to turn on my "alarm" and never had a problem again.

  • by nedlohs ( 1335013 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:01PM (#41088115)

    And if you were a super criminal that would matter. If, however, you are just out to grab some stuff to sell in order to by some crack then you'll just move onto the next place.

  • Re:It will sell (Score:4, Insightful)

    by mlts ( 1038732 ) * on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:04PM (#41088157)

    Even if a "good" security system works, it still leaves a broken window, a trashed door, or other damage done by a burglar. I had a vehicle protected with a kill switch rather than a car alarm because I didn't care for the siren noise. It got broken into several times and the steering column opened up. My vehicle was still there when I came back, but it cost a pretty penny to get the broken window fixed, a new ignition switch, etc.

    A real security system needs both. Real security that slows down or stops attacks combined with the "oh shit", brown-stain-in-pants, intimidation factor.

    It also depends on the criminal. The two barking GSDs in the window may deter a professional thief who makes his money on doing his stuff quietly, but the meth-head will just fire off a few rounds with his 9mm, and score something to take to a fence for another bottle of shake-and-bake.

    Personally, I'd take the laser system. Combined with a real alarm and in-depth security like sturdy, locking hall and bedroom doors, it will keep a good number of potential burglars at bay.

  • Re:Um, duh? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by SomePgmr ( 2021234 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:08PM (#41088219) Homepage

    I don't suppose it is... but that doesn't mean it's not doing the job.

    Probably best to back up the high-visibility deterrent with a real camera and alarm system though. At very least for the insurance aspect.

  • Re:d'oh! (Score:4, Insightful)

    by EkriirkE ( 1075937 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:12PM (#41088245) Homepage
    Security by Obscurity.
  • by EdIII ( 1114411 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:12PM (#41088269)

    and... real criminals are not always that smart and get their working knowledge of security systems from Hollywood movies.

    I'm willing to bet real money that if you took a sampling of 1000 prisoners (guilty of robbery) and showed them the video, 990 would believe it was a real laser security system.

    If the criminal was sophisticated enough to know better, chances are they would walk into the place in broad daylight and use social engineering instead.

    Now, if you *really* wanted to fuck with the criminals you would also install the infrared lasers and have a really big mean fucking dog set to be loose once the lasers were tripped.... and have a cage slam down in the front preventing escape.

  • Comment removed (Score:5, Insightful)

    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:23PM (#41088367)
    Comment removed based on user account deletion
  • Re:home security.. (Score:4, Insightful)

    by rk ( 6314 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @07:29PM (#41088437) Journal

    Or just a high quality sample of a pump-action shotgun getting cycled, which is the international signal for "you're in a whole heap 'o trouble, son!" :-)

  • Re:Um, duh? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Charliemopps ( 1157495 ) on Wednesday August 22, 2012 @08:36PM (#41089149)
    It's clear in their ad that their selling this IN ADDITION to a regular security system. It's just supposed scare off the thief before they break your window and you've got to pay a deductible. When I was in highschool I worked at a pizza shop. Every night the owner would close out the till, take the money drawer out and sit it on the counter, turn the register around and leave the drawer wide open facing the front window. I asked him why he did it and he said he had 3 break-ins where they had busted the front window and destroyed his cash register just to find out it was empty. Each time he had to pay $1000 deductible. Finally his insurance agent told him what to do with the cash register and he never had another break-in.
  • Re:Um, duh? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by ArsenneLupin ( 766289 ) on Thursday August 23, 2012 @05:12AM (#41092065)

    Sure but who wants to risk a 3-5 just to find out, when the building next door doesn't have anything at all protecting it?

    The building having nothing at all to protect it probably doesn't have anything at all worth stealing either...
    This is the double-edged sword of visible alarm systems, fake or otherwise: nothing screams "lots of loot inside!" louder than an obvious alarm system...

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