Chernobyl 25th Anniversary 235
ZwedishPzycho writes "Twenty-five years later, and yet again we are worried about a nuclear disaster. There will be plenty of stories out there discussing the 25th anniversary of the world's worst nuclear accident; here is just one."
Chiropractic can help with radiation poisoning. (Score:2, Funny)
After the Chernobyl disaster, a Russian organization of Chiropractors volunteered their time and set up shop in a nearby Ukraine school gymnasium.
Over 3,500 people visited and had spinal adjustments which helped improve nerve function to the thyroid gland, which is so important with radiation poisoning. NOT A SINGLE PERSON WHO VISITED GOT CANCER!!!
Think about that next time you visit an "MD". Chiropractic is where it's at.
"So I'm out in the Red Forest at night... (Score:5, Funny)
...looking for a Gravi artifact near these old buildings, see. And the detector keeps pointing me inside, so I go. The roof is gone and the moon is out but I'm staring at the detector instead of looking around.
All of a sudden I bump into this bloodsucker, and he's taking a leak. I look at him and go "hey, buddy, why are you pissing in the middle of the building?" And he looks back at me and goes "what the hell are you doing in my house?"
So I look around and realize we're in the middle of a converter room for a substation of the nuclear power plant. There's got to be 10 million volts on the wires in there.
About then I realize that only in the Zone can you walk right past a bunch of giant warning signs, into a room full of enough electricity to kill you faster than the speed of light, and the only thing out of the ordinary enough to make you notice is a blood sucking mutant taking a whiz."
Re:Happy 25th Anniversary!! (Score:2, Funny)
Who wants some cake?
I'll have some yellow cake.
Re:Happy 25th Anniversary!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:technological overconfidence (Score:3, Funny)
i pasted it from somewhere between my medulla oblongata and my cerebrum
it's an original post, asshole
go ahead and google, i'll await my apology
Re:technological overconfidence (Score:3, Funny)