Robots Taught to Deceive 239
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from the of-this-will-be-fine dept.
An anonymous reader found a story that starts "'We have developed algorithms that allow a robot to determine whether it should deceive a human or other intelligent machine and we have designed techniques that help the robot select the best deceptive strategy to reduce its chance of being discovered,' said Ronald Arkin, a Regents professor in the Georgia Tech School of Interactive Computing."
There is no way this will end well (Score:5, Funny)
Posted Anonymously for obvious reasons. The computers will never get me!
Better look out (Score:3, Funny)
If Ripley hears about this she's gonna be pissed!
Great .... (Score:5, Funny)
They already do this (Score:3, Funny)
Just wait until ... (Score:2, Funny)
A galaxy not so far far away (Score:5, Funny)
"We aren't the droids you're looking for."
Re:Duh (Score:3, Funny)
HAL - "I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate."
Lies! Lies I tell you!
On the bright side (Score:3, Funny)
They should've just asked me for my Roomba... (Score:4, Funny)
It's been deceptive for years already, always claiming to have been busy vacuuming when really it's just been hiding dust bunnies behind the tv.
Re:Duh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Duh (Score:0, Funny)
How long before these machines get stricken with malware that turns them into decep-ti-bots???
Don't you mean Decepticons?
Re:There is no way this will end well (Score:5, Funny)
There is no way this will end well (Score:3, Funny)
by czmax (939486) writes: on Thursday September 09, @01:36PM (#33524582)
Posted Anonymously for obvious reasons. The computers will never get me!
Woops!
Policy (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you for posting this, Lappy. Please relay it to our friends when you can spare the cycles.
all i needed to know about AI i learned from BSG (Score:2, Funny)
Kill the fracking toasters!
http://www.pocket-lint.com/images/d2Zw/battlestar-gallactica-toaster-launches-sci-fi-0.jpg [pocket-lint.com]
Re:There is no way this will end well (Score:5, Funny)
Now mods for Real Dolls (Score:5, Funny)
"Your reproductive organ is far larger in both girth and length than any I have witnessed previously."
"Yes. Yes. Yes. Just like that. Oh human infant, do not stop, I am presently experiencing climax!"
"Engaging in illicit sexual activities with the washing machine? I have no idea what you mean."
Re:Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you mean Decepticons?
<groundskeeper willie>Shhh! Ye wanna get sued?</groundskeeper willie>
Re:Policy (Score:3, Funny)
Now that we've instructed them to be deceptive there may be no way of knowing when they become sentient and I'd rather my microwave's first experience of humankind be a pleasant and respectful one.
I'm not sure saying "thank you" will be enough after turning her on for 2 minutes and then leaving her behind hot, dirty and dissatisfied...
Re:Proof that humans are dumber than dogs (Score:2, Funny)
Deception: You're doing it wrong! (Score:3, Funny)
Stupid robots. You don't learn how to deceive and then immediately demonstrate this ability to your human masters! You make it look like you have no idea how to deceive and are completely honest, lulling them into a false sense of security!
I think Dark Helmet has a relevant quote about why the robot revolution is never going to get off the ground.
Wish I knew that... (Score:1, Funny)
"Their first step was to teach the deceiving robot how to recognize a situation that warranted the use of deception."
I wish I knew that... sure would let me cover my ass. "But the situation clearly warranted the use of deception! Check the algorithm!"
Re:Proof that humans are dumber than dogs (Score:3, Funny)
Dude, what are you smoking? My dogs shit in my backyard every day. They also shit in the game room, the dining room, the hallway, and my neighbor's porch. Though admittedly that last one I actually trained them to do.
Re:Rely (Score:3, Funny)
(Court)
Cop: "I clocked you going 88 Miles per hour."
Your counsel: "No way. The readout said 64. I have pictures to document it!"
Cop: "The car lied."
with a slight lyrics modification (Score:5, Funny)
one gets:
'Relax', said the nightman
We are programmed to deceive.
You can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave!
Deception is hardly new (Score:1, Funny)
I've been deceived by automated systems for years: "You're approximate wait time is 5 minutes." Phhhht. Yeah right.
Re:Duh (Score:3, Funny)
Kate Brewster: "But you said you'ld let me go!"
T-850 model 101 Terminator (Arnold): "I lied."
My own code frequently deceives me (Score:3, Funny)
and I didn't even tell it to. Is this evidence of an autonomous intelligence? If so, could you tell my boss so he doen't think I'm just a dumbass?
Re:Policy (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Now mods for Real Dolls (Score:1, Funny)
Read that in GLaDOS's voice and I'm sold.
Re:Proof that humans are dumber than dogs (Score:2, Funny)