Scott Adams On the Difficulty of Building a 'Green' Home 482
An anonymous reader writes "Scott Adams built himself a new house with the goal of making it as 'green' as possible, and detailed his experience for those interested in following in his missteps. Quoting: '... So the architect — and later your building engineer, too — each asks you to sign a document saying you won't sue them when beavers eat a load-bearing wall and your entire family is crushed by forest debris. You make the mistake of mentioning this arrangement to your family, and they leave you. But you are not deterred because you're saving the planet, damn it. You'll get a new family. A greener one. Your next hurdle is the local planning commission. They like to approve things that are similar to things they've approved before. To do otherwise is to risk unemployment. And the neighbors don't want to live next to a house that looks like a compost pile. But let's say, for the sake of this fascinating story, that everyone in the planning commission is heavily medicated with medical marijuana and they approve your project over the objections of all of your neighbors, except for the beavers, who are suspiciously flexible. Now you need a contractor who is willing to risk his career to build this cutting-edge structure. Good luck with that.'"
Wealth (Score:4, Funny)
I'm guessing he's not as wealthy as I suspected. If he had real money, he would speak with some manservant and say "take care of this". A few months later he would enter his new green space. I guess being able to say "I'm Al Gore bitches!" carries a bit more sway than being the inventor of Dogbert.
Re:Who needs mortar? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Modular (Score:5, Funny)
Much of California, for example, in its infinite government insanity, will not allow you to live in a trailer even in a rural area.
Pretty simple, I think. California has enough problems on their plate with earthquakes and wildfires. They don't need additional natural disasters to worry about -- and everyone knows that trailer parks attract tornadoes.
Re:Wanna Build green? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Modular (Score:3, Funny)
Exactly. People who complain about other people living in trailers need to either cough up to buy them a house or shut up.
Re:Where is the control experiment? (Score:5, Funny)
That doesn't make any sense.
Primitives wouldn't beat tom-toms. They'd still be using maps.
Re:George W Bush did (Score:5, Funny)
No!
Joke about family (Score:2, Funny)
You make the mistake of mentioning this arrangement to your family, and they leave you. But you are not deterred because you're saving the planet, damn it. You'll get a new family. A greener one.
I can see how someone would leave a person who can make that joke.
Re:Wanna Build green? (Score:3, Funny)
But we were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go live in a lake!
Re:Wanna Build green? (Score:3, Funny)
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road.
Re:George W Bush did (Score:3, Funny)
I live in Texas. Please explain what this "basement" thing is. It sounds great.
Re:George W Bush did (Score:3, Funny)
you sir are a waffler. I demand you get off the fence and pick a side!