Company Invents Electronic Underpants 110
theodp writes "SIMsystem have created the world's first electric underpants that let you know that you've got issues by texting. Incontinence issues, to be more precise. The new-and-improved skivvies come equipped with a sensor strip that alerts caregivers to wetness via text message. From the technology summary: 'The SIMbox, when fitted into the individual resident's stretchpants (SIMpants), transmits sensor readings from the SIMstrip in the SIMpad® over a wireless network to the SIMserver. The SIMsystemManager software running on the SIMserver then detects key information about continence events and determines when to alert care staff about an event requiring attention.' So, who's going to start an open source project?"
"open source project?" (Score:5, Funny)
Peenix.
The mystery has been solved! (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, (Score:2, Funny)
The scientific frontier (Score:2, Funny)
1960's: Walking on the moon
2000's: Walking on the moon in underwear that will tweet whenever the astronaut voids his bladder!
We've made so much progress!
A boon for socialite incontenents (Score:3, Funny)
* Damn, I need an excuse to go deal with this before anyone notices
* Pants send SMS to user
* Looks at phone. "Sorry guys, I've got to deal with this." - heads away looking like an important person whi is on-call rather than an incontinent person who has just paid an unintended call.
Re:What will hold them up? (Score:3, Funny)
If this is powered by a lithium battery: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not a joke (Score:3, Funny)
A bit like morse code only with a lower bandwidth.
More like a new IP protocol.
Sorry ... couldn't resist.
Re:"open source project?" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Underpants GNOME? (Score:3, Funny)
/ducks
tech support (Score:3, Funny)
if your electronic underwear won't sync with the server check your IP settings. Then make sure the portscanner is working. In the event of a total failure feel free to use the finger utility. Just be sure to zip up after you're done.
Sample Message (Score:3, Funny)