First Hot-Ice Computer Created 120
KentuckyFC writes "Sodium acetate is the stuff inside chemical handwarmers that emits heat when it crystalizes after you press that little metal widget. That's why it is known as hot ice. Now a computer scientist in the UK has created a computer made entirely out of hot ice. The device processes information by exploiting the movement and interaction of wavefronts of crystallisation as they move through the material. The data input is in the form of metal wires that trigger crystal nucleation. The output works by reading off the direction of the moving wavefronts and the edges of the resulting crystals. The researcher has created AND and OR gates and solved a few problems such as finding the shortest path through mazes. There are even a few videos of the computer in action. The resulting computer is far from perfect, however. The data readout sometimes gives no solution and at other times gives circular results, the hot ice equivalent of a BSOD."
Yes but.... (Score:3, Funny)
So the computer is... (Score:5, Funny)
Vaporware?
Full of hot air?
Heating things up?
Hot stuff?
(I'm just throwing all the obvious puns, I'm done.
Pretty cool, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Well there's your problem. (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
No solution... (Score:4, Funny)
By "no solution", you mean that the readout is completely crystallized? Ba-dump-bump!
Re:No solution... (Score:3, Funny)
By "no solution", you mean that the readout is completely crystallized? Ba-dump-bump!
Stop being an acetate. Ba-dump-bump!
Re:No solution... (Score:4, Funny)
You're just trying to precipitate a fight.
Re:No solution... (Score:3, Funny)
By "no solution", you mean that the readout is completely crystallized? Ba-dump-bump!
Stop being an acetate. Ba-dump-bump!
Pathetic... It's really a basic solution.
Re:No solution... (Score:3, Funny)
You're just trying to precipitate a fight.
Well you're being a catalyst!
Re:So the computer is... (Score:5, Funny)
You took all the puns? Man, that's just ice cold.
Re:I got my computer 9 years ago. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pretty cool, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New information processing methods (Score:2, Funny)
quite brave of them (Score:5, Funny)
to host 25 and 50mb movies on an "ac.uk" server that's about to get turned into paste...
Re:New information processing methods (Score:5, Funny)
Uhh... having a head, and being able to shake it?
Imagine how hot (Score:4, Funny)
a beowulf cluster of these would be. I bet you could cook hot grits on it.
Re:So the computer is... (Score:2, Funny)
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